You aren't really a nice guy...
by Slave Fart

Recently at a new job I started, I began to fall for a girl named Brittiney. She's gorgeous and funny. She's also one of the only black girls there and I've been lusting after her huge butt for a while. It's not wide, but round and there seems to be a plunging cavern to get at her anus past her butt cheeks. I've been dying to smell what odors a fart from that deep canyon would stink like. But I'm a nice guy and I've not hit on her openly like all the other guys since when I started she had a boyfriend.

The work day was slowing down and we started chatting and really hit it off. That was when she mentioned that her boyfriend and her just broke up! Yes! My chance! He had already moved out and she really just wanted to have some company with someone that didn't want to fuck her. I thought about it and decided that since I'm a nice guy that if I treated her well maybe she'd start dating me.

I'm still single and can't figure it out! I'm a nice guy a huge romantic, but women just are never into me for some reason. I knew that things would be different this time around with Brittiney.

We arranged to meet at 8 and she buzzed me into her apartment.

"Hey! So glad to see you! Come on in," she said with a hug. She was in tight black sweatpants that shimmered in the light. There was pizza on the coffee table and she took a seat on the floor. I watched as her big butt slowly crept towards a pillow and she patted her hand on the pillow next to her on the floor.

We watched some stupid girl movie, but I'm a nice guy and I'll watch whatever the girl wants to watch anyways. We laughed and talked about her feelings and what how she was sad about her and her boyfriend, but it was just not right and she decided it was time to move on.

She stood up and her butt was in my face and she accidentally let a little fart pop out! I sniffed quietly and she apologized, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!"

"Don't worry about it."

She started laughing, "I can't believe I just farted in your face! Hahaha. Sorry!"

She walked to the kitchen and put the dishes away, then the pizza, then came back and sat next to me.

"Thank you," she said, closing her eyes.

I didn't say anything, but I leaned in for a kiss and when she opened her eyes, she pushed me away.

"Whoa! I said thank you, not kiss me! God! It always happens like this! I try to have a guy friend and they just catch feelings! Can't I just have a friend that doesn't want to fuck me!"

"Hey! I've been listening to you all night! I'm a nice guy!"

"But I thought you were listening because you said you were a friend!!! Look, if the only reason you listened to me was because you thought you were going to get laid, you're not a nice guy. You're a fucking fart face."

I got angry, "How dare you! I'm not a..."

She stood up quickly and stuck out her hand, "You're right. Truce?"

I was confused, but I stuck out my hand... That was when she whipped her leg over my head and pulled on my arm which brought my face directly into her thin sweatpants. My face was now deep within her mountain of ass and she farted again, this time it wasn't small and it was clearly intentional. Bthpppptttttt

"What do my farts smell like? Huh," she questioned me.

I mumbled something and she farted again. BRRRRRRUMMMPPPP

She let my arm go just a little, but all too quickly she pulled her pants down to her bare ass and as I went to scream her anus was being completely covered by my mouth. She farted a monster that sounded so strange since it rattled my brain.

Skoushhhhssssssss

"You want to be my boyfriend? Nah. Now, you want to be my slave? I'm down."

She farted again in my mouth, this time it curled through every gap in my teeth. Wssshhhhhhhhtttttttsssssssssssss

"That honestly feels a ton better."

She stood up and pulled up her pants.

"Look, here's the deal. I liked you, but I hate guys like you. You say you're nice but you're just looking to get laid and you're afraid to talk to girls. So I'll teach you to talk to girls, but for ever lesson I give you, you'll have to withstand a fart session, now, kiss my ass and thank me."

I obeyed and her right butt cheek was covered in kisses before she turned her sweatpants covered ass my way once more and she farted another long, loud blast.

"Thank you, thank you for farting in my face, showing me that I'm actually a bit of a dick, and for showing me how to pick up women in the future."

Her response was pulling down her pants and spray farting in my face.

SPLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTSSTSTSTSTSTSTTSSSS

Her laughter filled the air, but then she ordered me to lick her clean and I did so.

That was the beginning of a three month long ass slave relationship that would eventually evolve into her first time using a human toilet. Brittiney's farts could kill a normal man, but luckily she's shown me I'm not man: I am but a slave.