The Show...
by Slave Fart

I wasn't being stupid or anything, but I thought this hot chick was hitting on me pretty hardcore at the bar. She was sexy as hell and told me her name was Rosemary.

She had on a red shirt emblazoned with a logo and tight black pants that stuck to her big bubble butt. I thought she was here on business for sure. She had a pretty smile and hid her creamy brown eyes behind thick black framed glasses.

"Mmmm, tell me about yourself hun. Tell me what you like," she cooed at me.

I talked to her for about an hour when she mentioned that she would be the last drink for the night. Just a wink at the bartender later and there was a blue fizzy shot in front of me and a red and orange one in front of her.

She slugged it down like a champ and we pounded the glasses against the table and she pulled me by my tie towards the door.

"Let's go, hun. I'm gonna put on a real show."

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There was nothing, and I mean literally not a damn thing I could see. It was pitch black and I was freaked out. There was a loud bang as lights clicked on a stage, all pointing at me.

I saw immediately that I was bolted down to the ground, splayed out like DaVinci's Vitruvian man. What the actual fuck was going on?

There, to my right. I see it.... It's... Is that a fucking audience? What the fuck?

I start to shout, but my vocal chords won't make a noise. It's all I can do to not start crying, but then three men dressed all in black, head to toe, rush towards me carrying a box? What in the hell is going on?!

They drop a box and a voice booms over speakers, "Ladies and gentlemen. You've all paid exceptional amounts of money to witness this spectacle. The Goddess Rosemary will be using a toilet slave for full consumption right before your very eyes! She will shit an amount that you never believed possible, and yes... It's 100% real. The show will shock and amaze as this very unwilling and unwitting victim chews, munches, savors, and devours every piece of her shit as she provides him with gasses, solids, and/or liquids directly from her bowels! We'll even present this dumping of shit from one person into another person on all four screens behind the show for close ups on all angles! So sit back and enjoy the show!"

An eruption of applause rose as the woman from the bar walked across the stage. She was wearing a pink sequenced shirt and tight black yoga pants. She stopped in front of me and I saw the glint of a microphone in front of her mouth. She stood over me and I looked up at her ass, freaking out that I would be expected to eat everything that falls out... But what was worse is the feeling that I couldn't stop myself from eating it, I was starving.

Her thin stomach was gone and she did have a bit of a belly... But I imagined she would be thin by the end of all this. Finally, the applause ended and she spoke.

"Thank you all again for coming to watch me shit on a helpless, unwilling toilet. He thought he was going to snake his way into my panties before, but instead I think he'll enjoy a nice meal of human shit. No... The shit of a Goddess," more applause, "Let's begin!"

They clapped again and she yanked her pants down, revealing panties that she also moved... Then she began to sit down and move slowly towards the opening in the box above my face.

Her asshole instantly puckered and delivered a rancid fart that swirled around the box, giving me a breath of no fart stench for every 4 breaths. She farted again, this time it was a giant OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT with a wet blast of shit that hit my forehead.

She was speaking to me, but the audience could hear, "Oooo! That fart didn't feel too good. Not a whole lot coming out just yet. Maybe I won't go just yet... Well, let me ask the toilet! Do you want a big load?!"

The whole crowd started shouting and clapping...

"You didn't answer me! Well even if you don't, THEY do!! So let's give them what they paid for!"

Everyone started cheering as I looked up at her sphincter muscle relaxing her anus wide open and the tip of a very wide turd begins to emerge, sprinting towards my open mouth. I try to move my head, but some metal poles come out of the stage and keep my head facing towards her now. I think about shutting my mouth, but then I can't will myself to do it.

The first thing I notice as her shit is maybe an inch past her anus is the stench. It's so fucking disgusting. Her shit smells like she's done nothing but eat chili, avoid vegetables, and slugged it all down with milk knowing she's lactose intolerant.

I feel the warmth of her shit touch my lip, and it's heat is making me feel almost sick, but I can't gag... The shit slides past my teeth, scraping just a bit off as it makes it's way to the back of my throat. I bite Her shit off just a bit to make room for the turd that is still snaking it's way out of her colon, attached to her and now in my mouth. She announces something, but I can't hear and look over to the screen to see what's going on.

I first see myself underneath this woman while she's just casually taking a shit into my mouth, and then I see what the commotion is... I've got a hard on?!?!

This isn't turning me on! This is making me sick! Then I see on the screen her shit being measured as it exits her asshole with two numbers. One in green that says "9 feet, 10 inches." One in red that says "1 feet 3 inches", and it continues counting inches as her shit exits her ass and continues to move towards my face and mouth.

I started chewing and swallowing faster if for no other reason than to try eliminating the stench. It's so disgusting, but I can't stop myself from trying to eat her dump faster. I realize now that her turd is incredibly long, over three feet by now right? I checked the board and the number in red says "4 feet 9 inches.... 10 inches... 11 inches..."

I start to wonder what I've done to deserve this humiliation and then felt a shift in her shit's speed... It's really starting to come out now and I can't eat it fast enough. I've apparently chewed and swallowed 5 feet of shit, but now it's starting to pile up. It's coming faster and I can't go fast enough! I see it really start to move out of her ass and look at the scoreboard. "8 feet 8 inches".

She's getting excited and the crowd is cheering for her to break the record!!! This is starting to get exciting to everyone except the person that is being buried in human shit with the asshole above them... Quite literally, the asshole above them...

I looked over at the board and see shit coming out of her asshole at an alarming rate and a fart escapes around the outside of the turd in one of the most disgusting sounds I've ever heard... But the turd soldiers on.

"9 feet 10 inches... 9 feet 11 inches..."

And then suddenly a fart rockets the other end of the turd out, the beginning end somewhere inside me because I've eaten it, and it hits me square on the eyes.

She's laughing into the microphone and watching the board with everyone else, seeing her longest turd ever as she's broken a record for length of shit dropped into another human being's mouth... Although she sure doesn't seem to see it that way.

Her hands are thrown in victory, "That's it! That's the biggest turd I've ever let go onto a toilet's face!!! He's chewing it rather well! Let's take it up a notch, shall we? I had some chili just to put this loser in his place!"

Again the clapping and laughter was too much, but a dripping of shit out of her ass was impossibly worse. This time the stench was beyond anything I'd ever smelled... Then again, I've never been the toilet for another human before. I've never used my mouth to catch the type of liquid mass that started to plop out of this woman.

It was a sludge that made it's way into my mouth, a sludge that leaked past the solid turd still covering my face and constantly the only thing I could smell. It poured past the solid shit and creeped into my mouth. Again I tried gagging, but to no avail. I just kept swallowing.

It was at this point that I finally looked straight up at her asshole again, her sphincter muscle flexing and puckering. I couldn't help but think I'd admire her ass again even after all that it's released onto me because it was so perfectly big and attached to such a beautiful woman. The asshole that was currently shitting all over my face started to leak out a fart, a long, wet, sputtering fart that added another layer of stink I thought unimaginable.

Ssssssssppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbtthhhhhhhhhhhhhhthththththth

I stopped looking at her asshole and noted another timer that began counting the length of the fart. Her record was 15.4 seconds and this one was at 5.2 with no signs of stopping.

Thhthhhthhhthhhhhhffffffffffrrrrrrrr

It started moving to a low rumble and I saw her lean just a little to the side. The stench was only growing inside my little hell trap. It was at 9.8 seconds...

Rrrpppppssssssssssssssssffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Climbing to an apex, I could feel her straining to keep farting in my face with a pile of her shit in my mouth. 15.3 seconds and another huge BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and we had climbed all the way to 17.1 when her asshole finally sputtered out of gas.

The crowd roared and was so deafening and even I found myself caught up in all of it. I was certainly impressed with the woman above me that was humiliating me immensely. She'd just broken two of her own records! Longest turd and longest fart! This had to be close to over!

But then... Well then I heard her say, "I've never set all three records in one night! I've only set two at a time once.... WHO WANTS TO SEE ME SHIT THE MOST WEIGHT I'VE EVER LET GO, AND BREAK ALL THREE RECORDS?!"

The place went up again, and this time she was all business. Even her ass seemed more focused.

It was four turds that were three feet in length first. They piled up on my face and it was all I could do to eat one before she started a barrage of the same sludge from before. This time it got in my nose and I breathed hard to push it from my nostrils into my mouth. I could still see and looked up at the board. The letters in green were 9000 grams and 19.84 lbs!!! Her letters in red? 17.26 pounds... I'd already eaten most of her shit, and at least was through 15 pounds. In one sitting she was shitting out that of a small person, more weight lost in a single dump than most women lose in a fucking pregnancy!!!

She started another big turd, and this one was incredibly dense. I had to chew it at least 15 times before even getting it soft enough to swallow... This was the most odd and horrific shit I'd ever even heard of, but to be the one eating it? Well it was hell...

I looked up at the screen and she was at 8953 grams of her shit and the crowd was cheering even louder... They wanted me to have eaten twenty pounds of human excrement for their pleasure, and what was worse is that I couldn't stop it. I could only chew and swallow her shit.

She had a large smile that I saw on the screen while I was munching on her turds. She farted again several times and with each burst of gas the crowd got excited for another portion of her load, but now I was finally able to catch up and I had her entire shit eaten. The entire load was now down. I couldn't believe it, but it looked like this little slice of hell was done...

The crowd started to say "Awwww" when it appeared she was done, but she just sat there smirking...

"How about this. I try and shit out one more turd. Just oooooone more eensy turd."

The crowd loved it and ate it up faster than I gobbled her shit...

"Well then, sorry toilet! You heard the crowd! Open up your mouth realllll wide now!"

She laughed again and I saw the tip of a very dark turd start to fly out of her asshole quicker than even the record breaker before. It was the worst smelling thing out of her ass so far, and that meant a lot. I couldn't even try to keep up. The crowd roared when she blew past twenty pounds, but then they put up the graphic for the longest turd again from earlier.

She was at 9 feet and it wasn't anywhere near slowing down, it started to cover my entire face because it was coming out so fast and I couldn't get it swallowed in time. She shouted something, but I couldn't hear anything but the laughter reaction from the crowd and then an intense rumbling cheer that shook the stage. I couldn't see anything now and could only live in the world of her shit. I was absolutely demolished, my entire face covered in her shit. The crowd got quiet and I couldn't feel anymore weight building up on my face.

"Well toilet, I finally ran out of shit to feed you, but let's take a look here.... Wow! I really outdid myself on this one by setting not one, but my TWO longest turds ever! I've never hit double digits, but I did it twice in one dump!!! My longest fart is somewhere in this loser's lungs!!! And of course, I blew past twenty pounds and dropped twenty FIVE pounds of shit on his face.... And what's better? HE'S THE FIRST LOSER TO EAT IT ALL!!!"

The sinking feeling in my stomach might have been her shit, but... Did she just say I was the first person to eat a full load?

"His prize? HE'S MY NEW TOILET FOR EVERY SHOW!!!"

Everyone erupted and the place went nuts. My face was covered in her shit and I was wheeled off by the three men covered head to toe in black while she gave the crowd a look at her asshole. She auctioned off the "right" to suck her anus clean...

When I was backstage I asked someone what happened, and one of them gave me all the details.

"You were selected because you probably tried hitting on her. She hates that. So she fed you a pill, probably got you to take a shot or something. It relaxes your gag reflex and stomach, but there's a component to it that makes you want to devour anything in your face regardless of smell or taste. Usually though it wears off or if you eat too much of the same disgusting thing, you can't finish. She usually... Um... The guys usually end up just getting covered and are then turned free after we drug them so they can't find their way back. See, those people in the audience pay an unreal amount of money to watch her shit on someone because they like seeing someone in low society abused for their pleasure."

I couldn't really fathom it, "But... Well so what happens now?"

Another guy dressed in black behind me spoke, "Well I'm sorry to tell you, but you'll be used again next week and the week after until she's done with you. So out you go..."

He injected something into my arm and all I remember is the blackness.... Then there was a loud bang as lights clicked on a stage, all pointing at me.....