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This is Backwards
Author: Closet Fetishist

Written: August 9th, 2010

"Hey babe!" Henry exclaims excitedly to the beautiful girl who stands, bright-eyed, on his front doorstep.

"Hey," Jackie says, as she comes in for a hug.

We peck on the lips before adjourning to the family room; Jackie stops off in the kitchen with her bag.

I made you some lunch. I hope you like beans and franks with a side of steamed cabbage.

"You didn't have to do that babe; why'd you go to all the trouble?"

"No trouble; I just want to make sure my man eats well."

That was half the story any ways.


The pair sit down to lunch and eat it rather quickly but that was more routine than anything; they didn't waste too much time lingering while eating. Casual but not snail's pace.

They move to the living room to watch some tv; any bullshit show, it doesn't really matter.

Casually, Henry leans right a bit.


Jackie looks at him with a shocked, insulted, but laughing face.

"What?" He asks her.

She leans her ass to point towards him.

He mocks a horrified expression.


The air does rush by him with the force of a gentle breeze; impressive for a bodily function.

"Now that's a fart," she proclaims, "Drink it in," she declares as she takes a big whiff of her 'victory.'

Henry covers his nose, "No, you're right; that's definitely a fart."

She laughs.

They both meet eyes and Henry reaches for her leg and crawls up her short shorts.

"What are you doing?" She asks, seemingly concerned.

"I just thought...I can stop..."

"No, no; I just...I mean, I just like farted,"


"You're not like...repulsed?"

"Why? By farting?"

Jackie pauses for a moment, thinking to herself.

"Can I trust you, Henry?" She finally asks.

"Of course; that's a little insulting."

"You're right, I'm sorry; I's hard to admit, I hate it about me but I've accepted it and, if you're down, I'd like your help."

"Anything babe.."

"Would fart on my face." She said hurriedly.


"Would you fart on my face?" She said again; quickly but clearer.

"Is that what you want?"

"More than anything."

"Than I can't say no."

She smiles, "Yes you can; you don't have to deal with this gross shit."

"Don't lie to yourself, okay? If you like it, embrace it."

"So will you?"

"Believe I already said yes."

She stays quiet, wait for Henry to speak again.

"So how do you want it?"

"Excuse me?"

"Don't get shy on me now; how do you want me to blow a big stinky in your face?"

She laughed as I stared at her and tried to keep a straight face myself.

"Would you kill me if I asked you to go whole hog?"

"Depends what that means."


So, minutes later, Henry lied, face down, naked on the semi-shag carpet and Jackie now lowered her face into the man's, slightly hairy ass.

"Make sure you let me know before you fart, kay?"

"Sure thing."

Jackie lowers her head and just as her nose passes into the crack...


Jackie immediately emerges; her face ripe with anger.

"It slipped?"


She finally lowers her head into Henry's crack; her nose brushes right up against Henry's asshole, creating a bit of a tickling sensation for the nose's host.

"Alright, big one."

She nuzzles deeper into Henry's ass; Henry groans softly.


"Ahhhhhhhh!" Henry exclaims, his eyes closed. He takes a hit from the nearby vaporizer.

He looks back at Jackie and see her start to rise; thinking fast, he holds Jackie's head there against the stink she herself caused; he wanted to soak her in it...for fun.

The smell of beans and cabbage blend in Jackie's nose; it is a potency even she can't handle. She struggles to get free. Henry releases her.

"What was that about?!"

"Just having a little fun; just relax, alright?"

She rolls onto her back to chill.

Henry suddenly appears above her and a hand descends.

"Like the smell? I got more."

He presents his butt to her face; he bends down closer.


"Henry, just come down here."

Henry smiles and joins Jackie on the floor. The pair make passionate love for several hours.

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