Slow Day
              Author: Closet Fetishist          
        Written: January 16, 2011
          
          It's a slow day at the shop.
            
  "Excuse me," I hear.
  
            I look up from my sketching. It's a young woman in the small health and beauty aisle.
  
            I rise from my seat and approach her, "How can I help you?"
  
            She smiles, "Yeah, I was wondering which henna was black."
  
  "Well this one is black..."
  
  "Uh-huh," the smile permanently glued to her face, her eyes in me.
  
            I feel a hand on my shoulder, then two. My knees touch hard tile and my face is confronted with two perfect orbs of a buttocks. Then darkness as I was pressed forward; my member slowly springing to uncontrollable life.
  
            BRRRRUUUMMMPPPP!
  
            A powerful blast of wind blew against my face; it felt moist with warmth and wretched stench.
  
            I breathe in with my mouth; I can taste the last fart. I feel hands on my head, moving it.
  
            PRRRRRRRRRUUUP!
  
            The toxic air flows like a gas line to my throat; burning my insides. I still smell it's potency as well.
  
            Gasping, I am ripped from the ass. I hear laughter; obviously they are having fun. I feel a change in hands and then another ass. This one is not nearly as perfect or beautiful as the last; lumpy, fat, and covered with pimples.
  
            No more time to critique, time to dive apparently; that's what the captain(s) are saying I guess.
  
            FFFFFFRRRRUUUUMMMPPPPHHHHHHH!
  
            Wetness blasted against my face and the smell of soupy beans.
  
            I heard more laughter.
  
            PRRROOOOOOOPHPHPHPHHHHH!
  
            The dry blessing was cut short by a little more spray.
  
            I fall from the ass onto the floor; darkness descends as two asses hover over my face.
  
            PRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP!
            BRRRRAAAAMMMMBBBBMMMP!
  
            I'm in hell.
  
            Then, light as I hear the girls run off. As quickly as they came, there were gone.
  
            I feel my face. It's dry.
  
          I rise from the bean and lentil aisle and return to the counter.