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Sister in Law II: The Seven Hour Itch
Author: Closet Fetishist

Written: February 10th, 2008

I sat there, rubbing my head, frustrated, before I brushed it off and went back to my work; some stupid report about the Civil War. I was typing away when I heard my door squeak open. I looked over to see a sexy silhouette of a woman, standing in my dark doorway.

"Hey Jakey," the figured said in a slow, sultry voice.

"J...Jenifer?" I stuttered out. I dropped my hands from my keyboard and they fell into my lap.

"I 've been waiting for you," she said as she approached my desk.


"Oh yeah!" She said, as she took a seat on the edge of my desk.

She looked so hot in her short, gray striped, business skirt and business blazer.


"Smell my fart, Jake," she said, in a pleasing tone.

She got off the desk and just as quickly my head went down, sniffing the wooden desk like there was no tomorrow; the fart the most pleasing smell I had sniffed in hours.

"Did you like that Jake?" she asked.

"Uh-huh," I answered, my nose still pressed up against fart stained wood.

"I 'm glad to hear that," she said, as she took a seat on my lap, "I 've been farting all day and I wanted to share the really nice ones with you."

"Well, thank you for that."

"Here comes, another good one."


The fart exploded on my lap, vibrating it for several seconds. Then the smell hit, and it was absolutely wonderful.

"Oh, Jenifer, you 're farts are heavenly."

She giggled at this sentiment. "Now for the grand finale."

I watched in great anticipation as Jenifer bent down in front of me and slowly moved back until her ass and my face were as one.

"You ready?" She asked.

"Always," I replied.

I started taking big whiffs as EEEEEEEEEEEEE......... EEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..............


I rubbed my eyes as I was greeted with bright sunlight pouring into my room. Of all the days to set the alarm, this had to be the worst. I, angrily, threw off the covers and sat at the edge of my bed for a few moments. I noticed my underwear was wet. I went to the drawer and threw on a new pair before walking into the kitchen.

My family, for whatever reason, was gone already despite it only being 8:00 a.m. The kitchen white board read: "Had to take your sister to the doctor, we 'll be back late." Sweet, I thought to myself, no one to bother or pester me today. I grabbed a bowl from the cupboard and pour out some Rice Krispies. I took a sniff of the milk; still good despite being a couple of days past its expiration. A few bites into my breakfast, the phone rang.

"Hello?" I asked.

"Jake?" the voice asked.


"Yeah, I...uh...was wondering if to come over today. Bill is gonna be gone all day." The hesitation in her voice was apparent.

"Sure, yeah, my family is gone for the day as well."

"I 'll see you around 1 then?"

"Sure, see you then."

"Bye," she said, as the receiver clicked.

I shouted in glee around the house to celebrate. I wished for the hours would fly by so I could be back where I longed to be.


"Hey, Jake," Jenifer said as she opened the door. "Come in, I was just finishing lunch, have you eaten yet?"


"Well sit down, I 'll make you a sandwich."

"Okay, thank you."

I took a seat in the kitchen, the same seat I was sitting in when this whole wonderful mess began. In Jenifer 's place on the table, I noticed a nearly empty bowl of something that did not look too appetizing. She must have seen my strange expression.

"That 's a special lunch I prepared, just for your enjoyment."

"Oh? What is it?"

"It 's kidney beans, with cauliflower and cheese."


"It doesn 't look too appetizing does it?"

"No, it looks...uh...okay...well, yeah it looks terrible."

Jenifer laughed, "Yeah, I didn 't think it did either but it tastes delicious and, as you can imagine, it 's made me very gassy," she said as she patted her stomach and smiled at me.

I, nervously, smiled back.

"Here 's your sandwich"


I quickly finished the sandwich and we adjourned to the living room where we sat in silence for a few minutes. Somehow, this was easier the first time when everything happened so suddenly. Jenifer finally broke the silence.

"You know, I really enjoyed our...thing...yesterday."


"Yeah, it is such a great feeling, sitting on a face, blowing farts."

I took this as my opening. "You wanna do it again?"

"I thought you 'd never ask, I 've been holding them in just for you," she said, smiling.

I smiled back as I laid back.

She stood over me, looking down at me with a loving gaze. "Can I take off my pants?"

My eyes went wide with delight, "Sure, go for it."

"Okay, thanks."

Then she turned her back to me and sexily undid her pants and bent over as she pulled them down, revealing her black thong underwear.

"Here I come," she said, in a singsong tone as her ass slowly descended onto my face.

Her two perfect cheeks rested comfortably on mine, my nose fitting nicely up her ass crack and my world turning to complete darkness. Her ass smelt so clean and fresh, it was nice. Hopefully, though, that wouldn 't last.

"You ready, Jakey?"

"Mmmm hmmm," I mumbled out, as held my breath.

I heard her grunt, just a bit. PRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPTTTT!

She sighed in relief as I left the fart rush over me. I took in big sniffs of her wonderfully potent gas, a smell that would be noxious to most but it was wonderful to me.

"How was that one?" she asked, moving her ass a bit.

I continued to breathe deeply and heavily, "Oh, my! That was terrific, Jenifer."

"I 'm glad you like it, I 've got plenty more from my ham and cheese omelet this morning," she replied as she sat back down on my face.

"Got another one for you, a big one I think."


She was right, the force of that fart was like a small hurricane but, the smell was anything but disastrous to me. Jenifer ran her hands through my hair as I continued to sniff up her anal perfume. I wiggled around a bit, just to get a bit more comfortable on the couch, Jenifer became concerned.

"Sorry, Jake, do you need air?" She said, rasing up a bit.


"Sorry again, I didn 't mean...I 'll get up."

"No, no," I said, "It 's fine, I was just adjusting. Stay, please."

"Oh, okay. You sure you 're okay down there?"

"Perfect, absolutely perfect."

She was not totally convinced it seemed because she stayed up just above my face for another minute before sitting down again. The potency in her ass by this time was strong, laced with her wonderfully, smelly farts. If I could, I would live in between her cheeks.


The gas blew over me again and I sniffed at it diligently, making sure I got it all.

Jenifer giggled a bit, "Jake, your heavy breathing is tickling my ass."

"Sorry," I mumbled from under her ass.

"No, it 's okay, I enjoy it."

After remaining in place for a little while longer, Jenifer got up and looked down at me.

"Is our time up?"

Jenifer laughed, "Not at all, quite the contrary in fact, I think I 'm starting to feel my lunch kicking in; It should be lovely but, I wanted to watch TV so I was thinking you could stick your head in between the couch cushions and we could continue that way. What do ya think?"

I sat up, "It sounds great; anything you want."

She smiled, "You 're sweet." She kissed me on the cheek and then, playfully but with some force, pushed me down on the couch. She held me there and sat on my face, side saddle. PRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP! A good sized fart filled my senses as she got up and went to the kitchen. I remained there for a short while, enjoying the wonderful smell; Jenifer was right, her lunch was working and it smelled stronger than any fart yet. I got up and took a seat on the floor and put my head back, squeezing it between the cushions. It wasn 't too comfortable but I was sure it was going to be worth it.

Jenifer turned and looked at me, "Well aren 't you cute?" She laughed a bit.

She returned to the couch with some chips and bean dip.

"Well, here I am, all alone, I guess it 's okay if I take off my thong and sit on my couch," she said, deciding she 'd like to play as if Jake wasn 't down there.

I knew what she was doing and the thought of it turned me on immensely.

She set her bean dip and chips on the cushion next to me, along with the TV remote.

"Here I come," she said, playfully as she slowly descended her naked ass onto my face. I was once again plunged into total darkness. "Oh, my," she said, "This seat is much more comfortable than usual; almost like it forms to my bottom."

I began breathing heavily.

"Oh," she said, excitedly, "It also blows air up my ass, how wonderful."

I smiled to myself, this was wonderful; a game the two of us could enjoy. I wished this day would never end.

I heard the TV click on as Jenifer settled deeper into the couch and on my face.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh," PRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP! "Ahhhhhhhh, sorry couch," she said, giggling.

I sniffed the air as deeply as I could, taking in the wonderful smells.

I heard Jenifer 's show going on, softly in the background; it sounded like an episode of Monk.


"Oh boy, that was awful. I should not have had those beans," she said.

I could not have been happier that she had those beans as I sniffed up all the foul air.

"Oh, and another one," she said, grunting.


She sighed in relief as I breathed in her gas.

Then there was nothing for a short while, ten minutes maybe. She continued to sit and I continued to smell the remnants of the day 's fartings around her asshole, so potent and so wonderful.

"Mmmmmm," Jenifer said, slightly strained, "I 'm glad no one is around."


"My! That one could probably kill someone."

She was probably right, anyone else would have been extremely uncomfortable smelling that fart but to me it was wonderfully stinky.

Jenifer began rubbing my chest, sensually, leaning forward just slightly. It would have made me hard if I wasn 't already there and beyond.


Another fart exploded in my face as Jenifer settled back into her original position.

"I love you, Jenifer," I whispered up her butt.


She farted almost as if it was her response to my statement. To me it was her way of saying, 'I love you too. ' I smiled wide as I continued to sniff.

"Oh man!" She exclaimed. "Here comes the storm!"


Three farts exploded in raid succession and I sniffed like the wind, wanting to enjoy every bit of them.


Two more, released, much larger than the three and much more smelly as I sniffed but after a few seconds I was overwhelmed. I coughed and sputtered a bit as Jenifer immediately got up and pulled me up from between the cushions.

"Jakey, I 'm sorry. Are you alright?"

I coughed a bit more, "Yeah, I 'm fine, just too...a little too much I guess."

"It 's my fault, I got carried away."

"No, not at all, don 't worry," I said. I stood there, recovering for a minute before I spoke again. "Do you wanna keep going?"

"I better not, Mitch will be home soon, I 'm sure."

"Oh, okay, well that was amazing, Jenifer, thank you."

She giggled, "Thank you, Jakey. Don 't be a stranger, we 'll do this again sometime, I promise."

I looked at her and smiled, "Okay, I will."

I walked, happily, to her door and emerged into the quiet, cool night. I miss her already, I thought to myself as I started the short walk home.

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