Valentines Nightmare
by skeezan

I met her at the movie theatre at precisely 6:35pm carrying the obligatory and perfectly stereotypical box of chocolates and bouquet of roses. In hindsight not the best situation to bring those items since they wouldn't let me bring them in the theatre and Julia was a little pissed about that. It was understandable she had gotten all dressed up in her fanciest outfit. They matched the contours of her skinny body perfectly matching her short red hair. Even with her small frame she still was packing a pleasant bubble butt. I knew I picked my valentine well when I chose Julia....even if as we went into the movie theatre she wasn't talking with me because I embarrassed her.

Ten minutes into the movie she was resting her head onto my shoulder. Three minutes later she was snoring. I pinched Julia awake and she slapped me across the face silently chastising me and falling back asleep on me. I sat through the entire movie watching the various couples cuddle and smooch each other only too look over and see my valentine sleeping on my shoulder making a pool of drool on me. Julia slept through the entire movie her loud snoring persisting throughout. When we got out I had a large drool stain on my left shoulder which Julia was quick to mock me for. I drove to a nearby restaurant then drove to another restaurant on the other side of town because Julia wanted to go to Chinese buffet.

At 9:04pm we arrived and we did not leave until roughly after midnight. Now as I grew to learn Julia despite her small figure seemingly had a bottomless stomach so a buffet was her ideal eatery. I watched my petite girlfriend mow through plate after plate gorging on pounds of food that no human should ever be capable of consuming much less her. She went to the bathroom three times once for forty minutes. Julia was well known for clogging toilets so it was no surprise when I walked past the girl's bathroom and found the rotten stench of shit carpeting the entire area. By the end her outfit was stained beyond recognition, more of it being crumbs and sweat marks than actual dress material. She wiped her lips and let out a earthshaking belch that echoed through the now empty restaurant. The staff insisted we leave and I paid for the entire meal plus the damages Julia did to the bathroom.

We got to her apartment at 1. I told her I was tired and didn't feel like staying the night. She told me to come or we'd break up. I followed her up the stairs. While following closely behind her Julia suddenly stopped in the stairwell. I was going to ask her what was wrong but before I could she grunted and let out a short toot right in my face.

PPRRROOOOOOPPPPTTTT

“Ahhhhh.” She sighed before continuing back up the stairs never looking back at me. I walked through the toxic fart cloud and followed her. During our trek up the stairs Julia stopped once more this time I wasn't prepared and hit my face right into her rear just in time for her to rip a thunderous fart.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

“Ha!” Julia said looking back at my farted on face. I coughed out the fart and mumbled an insult while dutifully following my valentine up the stairs. When we got to her apartment she directed me to the couch while Julia went to her bedroom to quote “freshen up”. Naturally I assumed what would follow was sex (which the promise of was really the only reason I was putting up with this shit) so I took off all my clothes and laid on the couch accordingly. Julia got in having lost all the clothes she was wearing and now wearing some black leggings with a hole in the butt and a faded grey tank top. She laughed at me then told me to wait at the edge of the couch. I begrudgingly complied.

She went off and got a tub of ice cream and a spoon then sat in front me. Julia propped her feet in front of me and pointed at them simply stating. “Massage.” They absolutely reeked covered in sweat and foot grime but being the romantic I am I did as my valentine requested. Her sweaty sole was rubbed and caressed by my hands while she took a scoop of ice cream out and turned on some shitty comedy on TV. After a bit I stopped thinking my work was done but Julia was quick to correct that theory. “Suck.” She demanded shoving her foot into my mouth. I tried to resist a bit but after a while it became clear she wasn't gonna let up. Her awful cheesy foot taste filled my mouth while Julia just laughed and ate her ice cream too focused on her show to even care about me.

A bit later Julia held up her finger for me to stop. Then proceeded to let loose a small but powerful fart. Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppttttt. Julia cruelly laughed as she fanned the fart over to me it's stench “Inhale.”With her foot still in my mouth I breathed in the noxious gas it's awful aroma killing my senses. The more she wafted it over to me the worse it got. As light faded from my vision I was beginining to seriously doubt the value in this relationship.

I woke up at 11am on Feburary 15th in Julia's bed. She looked ecstatic to see me awake and actually spoke to me for the first time in the last twenty four hours. “Happy day-after Valentines Day babe. Thought you could handle my farts by now I mean can you believe we've been doing this for over two years and it still hasn't gotten stale. We are such a perfect couple hehehehe......Anywho go unclog the toilet I just took a monster dump.” I sighed and trudged to the bathroom remembering that this would be everyday with Julia as it had been since we started dating. A day that was made to benefit the pleasures and desires of a woman and nothing more. Kind of like Valentines Day.