Up, Up and Away!
by ObscureReference

Julia waited anxiously outside the science lab, her foot tapping the ground. Today was the day. For weeks it seemed, she had tried to get the attention of Blake Jenkins, arguably one the most good looking and popular guys at school. The two shared a physics lab, even were assigned to the same group, but despite her best efforts, wearing skimpy outfits that accentuated her legs and cleavage, making blatant innuendos, Blake hadn’t shown her the time of day. “I don’t get it,” Julie thought, “I mean, look at me! I’m a bombshell.” It was true, Julia was quite lovely. With her perky breasts, and model bone structure, the blonde exuded “sorority chic”. A shame then that the only thing that rivaled her beauty was her vanity. She had all but given up, when out of nowhere he had told her he had something important to ask her after class.

Finally, Blake exited the lab. “Hey hot buns.” Julie called out. “Oh heya, Julia. What’s going on?” Blake was wearing tight jeans, and a skin fitting black shirt and red jacket. “Oh nothing. Gawd, I was suffering through that lecture.” “I don’t know, I kind of thought hearing all about that Archimedes guy was kinda cool. Sorry Julie I gotta rush. I’m going to be late for the match.” “Oh yeah, totally.” Julie vainly tried backpedaling. “So uhh you had something you wanted to ask me?” Julia teased, as she coiled her long blonde hair around her finger. Blake slowed his step. “Oh yeah, I forgot.” “This is it!” Julie thought, as she felt herself bristle with anticipation. “You’re roommate’s with Lydia , aren’t you?” “Uh yeah. Why?” “Well…

Julia couldn’t believe it! “There’s no way Blake Jenkins could have the hots for Lydia Lehmann.” Julia thought bitterly to herself, as she walked back to her dorm. “I don’t even know how they accepted that frumpy little “Alt” girl got into our sorority in the first place. I mean hell, she wears glasses.” It was true, with her thick black hair, pale complexion, and eccentric dress, Lydia was an odd fit at the sorority. Julia mockingly referred to her as “Velma” behind her back. That’s not to say she wasn’t just as much of a knock out as Julia was. In fact, even though she would never admit it, Julia was quite jealous of her at times. Not only was she better at her school than Julie, but her bigger boobs, and curvier bottom took a lot of attention away from her when they were out in public. As smart as she was, Lydia was also quite naïve and gullible, something that Julie often passive aggressively played to her advantage.

“What does he see in her anyways?” Julia thought bitterly, as she walked in the hall of the sorority. “So what if she has more spectacular cleavage than mine? I’m the one that has to share a room with her. If only he could see her after she’s chowed down on one of her “vegan” burritos!” Julia smiled to herself. “I’d like to see how attractive he finds her, after she’s cleared the room.” Julia walked into her room, and found Lydia flying facedown on the bed, her nose buried in a book, and her legs crisscrossed above her in the air.. She was wearing a faded green shirt, and no pants, a pair of white panties that perfectly accentuated her curvaceous ass.

“Hey.” Lydia called out as she entered, not looking up from her book. Julia just ignored her and plopped down on her bed. “Better get this over with.” She thought. “So I was with Blake just now, and he…” Before she could finish, Lydia interrupted. “You were with Blake Jenkins? God, you’re so lucky. What did you guys talk about?” “Well actually he…what do you mean?” Julia asked inquisitively. “Nothing. Its just he’s so cute.” Lydia said, now completely ignoring her book. “I didn’t think he was your type.” “Are you kidding me? He’s every girls type. I’d do anything to get a date with him. Too bad I’m not his type.” Lydia sighed. “Anything?” Julia asked devilishly, as the wheels began to turn. “Sure. Why? Do you know something about him?” “I don’t know if you were aware, but I’m very good friends with him, and might be able to set the two of you up.” “Gosh! Would you? That would be amazing! Thank you.” “Hey, don’t mention it. We’re sisters right?” Julia said, grinning. “How can I ever repay you?” “Well…” Julia paused. “You could help me with my science project.”

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“Are you sure about this?” Lydia asked, her head sticking out of the flap from the tent. It was early afternoon and the sun beat down lazily around them. Julia had taken her out to the woods behind the sorority to set up. She had set the tent down, without assembling the poles, so it laid flat against the ground. She then instructed Lydia to take off her jeans, and climb in feet first, before duct taping all the space around her, effectively making an airtight seal, leaving only her head exposed. The effect was that of a turtle sticking its head out of its shell. Julia picked up a large pot, brimming to the top with beans and a wooden spoon.” Positive.” Julia replied, as she raised a large spoonful of baked beans to Lydia’s lips. “I’m testing alternate buoyancy principles, and I need you right now. No one can light ‘em like you can.” “Well, okay.” She giggled as Julia popped them into her mouth. “Mmmm.” Lydia said as she swallowed. “So long as it stays between us girls.” “Oh, totally.” Julia said, as she spooned up another mouthful of beans.

Lydia continued to swallow, as Julia continued to feed her, eventually munching a quarter way through the pot. Soon, she began to feel its effects. Bluurrrg! Lydia’s stomach burbled. “Uh oh! I think I feel one coming on!” “Let it loose!” Julia said. “Here goes!” Lydia let out a BLOORTS Blap Blap furrrrFLAPP! She burst into laughter as the tent slightly expanded. “Damn! Lydia, that was fucking big!” Lydia closed her eyes, a cheesy grin spreading across her face. BLOOOOMP! The tent inflated more. She couldn't believe she was doing this, but they had pledged together, and Lydia trusted her. "Do you really think you can get Blake to notice me?" "Trust me", Julia said, smiling coyly, "After this, you're going to be impossible for him to miss." Julia brought up another spoonful of beans. “Oh, more? “ Lydia asked. “Uh…okay.” Julie thrust the spoon into her mouth. A huge PHUrrrplurrrrPlorts! rocked from her ass, the walls of the tent swelling.

Lydia passed gas umpteen times inside the tent. Each time, the tent expanded more. It was beginning to take shape, as the walls filled out. She was reaching the bottom of the pot, and beginning to regret her decision to agree to this. She was feeling quite full. Her tummy was extremely bloated and sore, with no relief in sight. “Hey, uh Julia.” PHURT! “Oooo!” She squealed. “Do you think we can stop?” “Nonsense.” Julia responded, as she the slipped the last spoonful of the pot into Lydia’s mouth. She tried to swallow them down, as a couple of beans slid from her lips, dribbling down her chin. “Oops!” Julia said sweetly. “Missed a spot.” She shoveled the stragglers back into her mouth. PLORT! “Besides, you haven’t even tried my chili yet.” “Chili?!” Lydia asked nervously. “I don’t know about this. I’m not feeling…” “Come on,” Julia said as she removed the lid from the canister. “Besides, I made it just for you.”

Before Lydia could protest further, she had already shoved a spicy spoonful into her mouth. Lydia choked them down. “Ahh!” She screeched. It burned her mouth. “Heavens to Betsy! That’s hot!” “Yeah, I made it with habanero peppers.” Julia stirred the canister with the spoon. “Here comes the airplane, open up!” She shoved the spoon into her mouth. Lydia farted. Julia giggled. The tent expanded.

Julia began singing to Lydia, as she continued to spoon-feed her. “Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you…” “Toot?” Lydia said through a wince as a bubbly BLOOORTS! erupted from between her cheeks. “Good girl!” Julia said mockingly. Her reward, another spoonful of chili. BLORT BLURT PLAP BLAP BLAP. “Ewww! Lydia that was gross!” PLORT “Oooh!” BLORTUS! “OHHH!” The tent inflated more and more. The expression “farting up a storm” , had never been more apropos. Lydia continued to choke down the chili that Julia fed to her. Often farting before she even had a chance to swallow. It was literally in one end and out the other! Lydia could feel the gas swelling in her tummy, causing her stomach to push her up off the ground. She could definitely tell the difference in the farts from the chili, more bubbly and explosive. BLURT BLURT sputter...BLOOOOP! “Oh! It hurts.” She moaned. Julia grinned. “Well just be grateful you don’t have to smell them!”

Soon, the sides of the tent were bulging out. Lydia’s head poking out from the gas filled bubble. Her poor bum burned. “Hey, we’ve been at this for a while now.” Lydia began. “What are you trying to prove again?” “Well, increasing the heat in air of the tent, makes it less dense than the air around it, eventually causing it to float.” PLOOONT! “Ugh! Well if its less dense, then why do my farts smell so bad?” “Huh, I don’t know. I’ll be sure to bring that up when I present the tape to the class.” Lydia’s heart skipped a beat. “Ha….um” She cleared her throat nervously. “What do you mean tape?” “Sorry to “spill the beans”, but in any good science experiment you have to prove your research. That’s what the camera on top of the cooler has been recording the whole time.” Lydia looked out beyond Julia’s shoulder, and saw the camera conveniently concealed between the cups perched on top. Lydia’s heart sank, and her cheeks flushed crimson with shame. Meanwhile, she clenched her other cheeks together tightly, hoping to prevent any more gas from escaping. “You…you’ve been filming this the whole time?!” “Well of course silly.” Julia laughed. “And I can’t wait to see what Blake’s reaction will be.” The hot gas began to bubble at her asshole. It felt like she had a furnace in her belly. Beads of sweat began to break out on her firmly clenched cheeks. The thought of the entire class and Blake watching her “fill” the tent, humiliated her to no end.

Lydia began to panic, as she thought about something else Julia had said, the gas eventually causing the tent to float. The pain in her stomach was beginning to become unbearable, her huge doll like eyes enlarged, as she looked around and realized Julia hadn’t staked the tent to the ground! Lydia was so preoccupied by this, that she hadn’t realized that Julia had raised up another large spoonful of chili. “Open wide!” Julia said, as she shoved the spoonful in. The spicy mouthful caught Lydia by surprise, a BLAATS! Exploding from her bottom. The pressure that had been building in her ass, had become too much. Lydia lost all her control as a chorus of farts erupted from within. PLOORTS PLAP BRRrrrrrUMMP! The tent began to float off the ground, as she let out another series of toots. Lydia squirmed and thrashed about, vainly trying to get her head free of the tent.“OH NO! Please!” BLAAP! “Don’t do this to me!” Lydia begged. PLOORT PLAP! “OHH! Please, no!" BRUMMFFF! Julia laughed pitilessly. "I’m afraid of heights!!!” BLOOOUURTS! With that final fart, the tent lifted off the ground, and past the tree line, carrying Lydia and her tooting bottom with it. Up, up, up she went. “Enjoy yourself up there.” Julia said smiling, waving goodbye to the bloated and humiliated balloon as she floated away.