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by No Name

I sure got the wrong idea about this board. At first I thought it was a place where I could find support, a place where there were others like me. In the grips of a crushing disease... that of poweful but so cunning addiction to facesitting.

Posters on this board seem to think facesitting is some kind of fun. A little erotic deviation. Let me tell you it's not. I get it and other things written here almost everyday. If I could stop it I would... but I can't. It's like a drug, you know it's damaging but you just can't stop. Believe me being face sat is NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!!!

It started about a year ago when an old high school buddy invited me to this Japanese restaurant to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday. I always get these kind of invitations because people feel sorry for me due to my lack of a social life. Anyway, there were ten of us at this party: my buddy and his girlfriend, three other couples and a woman who my friend's lady worked with who was basically invited out of obligation, I found out later. Her name was Lia and she was a 5'8", 190 pound Greek girl with and very hairy arms and legs. I knew this because I was seated next to her, she and I being the only single people there. She seemed nice enough at first, making small talk, etc. By about her fourth bottle of sake, Lia started getting loud and bombastic. I could tell the others at our table were embarrassed by her crude jokes and shrieking laughter. Soon, I became the target of Lia's derisive jokes, specifically my size, calling me shrimpy and even saying out loud that if she were to fall on me, after that I'd only be good for a bath mat! She cackled hardest after that one. By then I was beginning to truly loathe that shrieking, booming laugh of hers but at the same time was perversely attracted to her.

When it was time to go, my pal apologetically asked me if I'd drive Lia home as she was too drunk to drive. I must say, she was high but not at all incoherent. As always, I can never say "no" and readily agreed to drive the loud and pushy Lia home. Once at her apartment building, she insisted I come up for a nightcap. Her place was a mess. Clothing strewn everywhere, fast food cartons, etc. She invited me to sit on the overstuffed sofa which she cleared of junk with a sweep of her arm. I sat and Lia plopped down next to me. She started talking sweetly then, saying how she liked little, shy men and before I knew it, she was slobbering me with kisses. She had me sprawled out beneath her. As I gross as I thought she was, I was hard as a rock being under this giant dominant woman. Soon she had moved all the way up, straddling my face. It was like two solid tree trunks on either side of head. The smell was overwhelmingly musky and I tried to wiggle away but Lia's hand grabbed a handful of my hair and held it in place. With her other hand, she pulled down her panties and hovering above me was the blackest, thickest cunt nest I'd ever seen. It glistened and looked hungry. Without warning she dropped on my face and ground her pussy in my nose and mouth. She growled for me eat her but she was humping me so hard and violently I could never get my tongue on her clit for more than a second. Besides, I had to take every opportunity to gulp in air, for fear of smothering to death. After just about five minutes, she came, literally drenching my face in her slimy come. Her orgasm was intense and lengthy. After it subsided, Lia just dumped her ass and cunt on my face, slumped over and rested her head on the arm of the sofa. I could hardly breathe and was horny as hell but I dared not yet make a move to get her off me and receive some reciprocation. After several minutes of laying still beneath her, my breathing quite labored by now, the first one came.

At first all I noticed was a soft, vaguely characteristic hiss that seemed to be in stereo. My mind wondered what the hell could that be? Only one thing came to mind... No, it couldn't be. Not even a crass bitch like Lia would do that to someone. Then, KA-BOOM! The odor hit me like a bomb. It was everywhere, my sinuses, my mouth, my head. Damn, she had done it, Lia had cut a ripe ol' fart square in my smushed face. Immediately, I thought, "wow, she must be totally embarrassed to have done something so base in such an intimate setting". I was sure she'd be up and apologizing promptly. Was I ever shocked when she just sat firmly and then I could hardly believe my ears: Lia was giggling! This twenty-six year-old woman had just farted in my face and was thoroughly enjoying the moment. I began to panic, and was trying to buck her off of me when suddenly she pressed herself hard into my face and the second blast hit. This was five times the strength of the first one and her laughter grew accordingly. I thought I'd pass out from the smell as being under 190 pounds of female flesh like that I had no choice but to inhale the gas fully into my lungs. I burned everywhere. Lia just shrieked with laughter. I started screaming. She sat back on my chest and sneered at me. She said I was nothing but a little twerp and I should be grateful for any attention that a woman gave me. I told her to fuck-off and that's when she started to slap my face hard. After twenty or so of those crisp slaps, I was a sobbing mess, whimpering that I'd do anything for her to stop. She grinned, hit me three more times for effect, then told me that she'd never farted in anyone's face before and she liked it. She said I better get used to it as she had eaten steamed vegetables at the restaurant and it gave her gas. She then turned around and sat her ass fully on my face, her anus covering my nose. She switched on the TV and settled back and proceeded to fart on me about eight more times. She'd alternate by shifting her asshole from my mouth to my nose, passing her gas into each. The louder and harder she'd fart, the louder and harder she'd laugh. She too got a huge kick out of the popping sound a fart makes pushed in a mouth.

Lia sat on me for another hour and then took me into her bed where she made me sleep under the covers. It was hot and I barely got any sleep. That was also the first time I realized people fart in their sleep. I don't know if "Mister little wimpy fart eater" ever spent the night under covers while a woman farts but I have many times now and I can tell you it's quite an experience! Anyway, the next morning, she woke up and immediately made me eat her ass and pussy for about an hour. She kept promising to get me off but never did. Then she said the only way I could come with her is if I jerked off with my face in her ass and came the minute she cut a fart. That took the rest of the morning and from then on I was hooked on her farts. I still see Lia. She calls me her boyfriend but the truth is I'm not much more than a servant. I do all her shopping, her laundry, house-cleaning, etc. I am at her place almost every night to cook for her. She always orders food that will promote gas in her, so without fail, she always blows these huge, smelly, hot farts in my mouth or nose. Then she'd boom that hideous laugh. Farting on me, seems to arouse her sadism as after a good string of them, she likes to slap and kick me around. Lately she's even been walking on me. Her latest joy is to assault me with her farts in public. We'll be at a restaurant or store Lia'll pretend to drop something, bend over and let one rip. If she doesn't hear my nose and mouth sucking it in, I'm sure to get a stomping for it later on.

If I could get out I would. I've tried... but I always find myself worming my way back beneath Lia's volcanic ass. I'm addicted.