By: kasoly
I was in my cave home and i looked around to see what to do but, there were nothing but bones from the last victims who wondered into my turf. "Now let's see here, that one has to be a kid and that one is a man and the other 3 have to be teenagers or kids". I said, while counting my bone collection. I then begin to do my usual squats, gotta have that big butt for swallowing up intruders. After i got done doing my squats, i go outside to see if anyone was hear in my turf hiding. I look around and see no one there except for another pile of bones.
I went back into my cave and slept for 5 hours before i knew it, i hear a little human voice waking me up from far away. I crawl out very slowly getting ready to pounce on my prey but, unfortunately i was stunned by the little humans cuteness, i get up standing on both feet and pick up the human and hug it. "Mmmhhmmppm excuse me y-your smothering me mmhmm" The Human said. I stop hugging the human and hold it front of me getting a good look of it, the human had amazing skin with great looking hair. I deiced this one can't die so, i rush back to my cave and strap them down to my wooden made chair.
I then say, "Hello human, you look very and i want to play with you, so since i am a skunk i will fart on your little face". The human started to worry about there current situation but, it was to late the skunk girl begin to sit on there little face. "Ahhhhh~ your nose went straight up my stinky butthole this is going to be fun"! The skunk girl started to get comfortable and made sure the human was going nowhere. "PPprrrrrbbbbbbtt". The skunk girl blasted a brassy sounded fart into the little humans nose, the little human started squirming even more underneath the skunk girl butt."Oooohhhh you feel so good. I have not ever felt this good in a long time, i think i will keep you here".