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The Rancid Farts of Riley It was only natural that after a year of living together Hanna had grown used to some of the smells from her three roommates. Lauren always came in from the gym sweating and stinking. Once her shoes came off the room was filled with a terrible cheesy odor. Riley wasn't the oldest but she produced some killer smells. The bathroom was often clogged from her massive dumps and her long bubbly farts stink of eggs. It was certainly a butt that didn't attract close attention. Katy was probably the least gassy of the 3 but she still packed a punch. Hanna was the youngest and unfortunately for her was often found cleaning up after the girls. She had to deal with Riley’s gassed yoga pants, Lauren’s deadly socks, and Katy’s pit stinking bra’s on a daily basis and it seemed only natural that her nose had got used to it overtime. She even had to clear up after Riley's destructive dumps but as time went on she minded it less and less. One Sunday afternoon, she was in the room at her desk, trying to work since the rest of the girls were out. At that point Lauren wandered into the room back from the gym. Hanna knew she would be stripping off. Lauren collapsed onto her bed and immediately kicked her trainers off. Her terrible cheesy feet began wafting the odor around and quickly into Hanna’s nose. “Phewee!” Lauren laughed, “Man I sure have worked up a STINK. Care to take a whiff?” Hanna was used to this by now, the same happening every week and she had always declined. However, something clicked in her brain at that point in time. She slowly stood up and wandered over to Lauren and knelt by her stinking feet. She wasn't sure what was going through her mind. She knew it seemed weird and wrong but it didn't smell too bad, rather...pleasant actually. “Woah Hanna, what has gotten into you?!” Lauren laughed bewildered at Hanna’s newfound behavior. “I mean, I guess these may smell like roses compared to later, I called Riley and Katy, they’re headed here soon, its about to get a lot harder to breath” She winked. Hanna looked up at Lauren and smiled. She then began to carefully peel the sock off from Lauren's clammy smelly feet. The odor intensifying as the bare skin was revealed to the air. She then did something that would change her life forever. She looked at the stinking sock and write in front of Lauren she held it up to her nose. “What the hell are you doing? Have you got a deathwish?” Lauren became worried, as even she began to suffer from her own foot stench. Hanna giggled a bit before making the bold move to take a whiff. The smell which entered her nose was so potent and overwhelming she gagged a bit taken back by the stench. “I told you it was bad!” Lauren began to crack up, only interrupted by the unlocking of the front door, and two sets of footsteps. Riley and Katy were greeted by a rather unusual scene. Here was Lauren clearly airing her feet after her workout. The only thing was their roommate Kneeling next to her, grasping her socks. She seemed a little bewildered by the onslaught of smells wafting into her nose but otherwise ok. At that point Lauren jumped up, trying to eradicate the awkwardness of the situation. She announced she was going to take a shower and headed off to the bathroom and shut the door. Hanna collected up Lauren's socks and through them into the washing pile, conveniently positioned next to her bed. The other girls had insisted months ago, neither wanting the putrid stink near their own beds. Hanna went back over to her desk and tried to ignore her sudden urge to smell Lauren's feet. Katy was a little grossed out by it all and she hurriedly left the room. It left just Riley and Hanna in the small apartment. ‘How was your day Riley?’ Hanna asked making conversation “Oh you know, same ol’ same ol’. Though I found this new breakfast place, I dont think their eggs are sitting well with me” Riley’s face suddenly scrunched up and she began to lift her left leg *Brrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuumpffffffffffft* “Ahhh, oh thats better, way better than Lauren’s socks, dont you think?” Hanna smiled at Riley as the thick eggy odor filled the room and attacked her. It stunk about 5 times worse than Lauren’s feet but Hanna found herself not being as disgusted as usual. The sound was so bubbly he thought it was pretty sexy. ‘Jeez, Riley, they sure dont sit well with you!’ she said playfully. Riley giggled as she fanned her nose ‘Wait till you catch a whiff of this one!’ she said as she secretly ripped a silent but deadly. Although rare for Riley she was more than capable of producing some downright stinkers. The heavy rich stink wafted around and Hanna choked as she caught a whiff. She quickly recovered and found that it wasn't really that bad. She knew she had to get close to the source. She got up and perched on the end of Riley's bed. ‘Apart from eating what else did you do?’ she asked, playing it cool. “Stretched around in hot yoga, kinda like *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrumppppp* this” she winked as she released a killer while doing a stretch. Hanna knew she liked what she smelled. She immediately began to shuffle closer to Riley’s big stink cannon. ‘I bet no one works with you because of this thing!’ she says playfully as she leans in for a secret whiff. “Oh the girl behind me can’t stand it, in fact she usually faints by the *Bffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrt* Third one” Hanna was blasted by a super heated warm cloud of rotten eggy gas. It was a very thick odor that hung around. It hadn't even reached Riley's nose as Hanna sat by her butt, among-st her stink cloud. She waved her hand around a bit ‘I seem to be alright’ she joked. *Cough cough* phew, you sure about that, between the sock and butt fumes, I think it’s getting to your head, It’s getting deadly in here.” Riley began to fan her nose from the stink. Hanna giggled as she saw Riley sexily fanning her nose. ‘You know what i kinda like it’ she said cheerily, do your worst’ Hanna couldn't resist any longer and she planted her face right on Riley’s butt, burying her nose in good. She wasn't afraid anymore and knew if she wanted to be stunk out, this was the place “Look if you wanna sniff this you better start sniffing more, I’m getting light headed” Riley coughed out. “Yeah!” Screamed Katy muffled by her gas mask (an emergency gift to herself) “I can smell it through the mask!” Hanna was happy to oblige and she spent the next half and hour being well and truly gassed by Riley. At last she lifted her face up. ‘Would i survive a dutch oven fart?’ she asked, not knowing he was already stinking. “I seriously doubt it” Riley laughed, "Katy here knows first hand." Katy’s eyes suddenly widened though the goggles of the mask “That's a death wish” she said coldly", still haunted by the deathly fumes of Riley’s beach-ball like ass. Hanna looked worried. ‘How about you sit on my face for one last fart?’ i bet you cant cover my whole face with that butt of yours!’ she said teasingly. “Dont underestimate my power, challenge accepted” Riley chuckled, only to be interrupted buy a towel brandishing Lauren, “What the actual fuck it REEKS in here guys! I nearly died in the shower because of your ass” Lauren gagged. At that point Riley sniffed the air. Her nose led her closer and closer to a terrible stink until she landed on Hanna. ‘Pheweee, You STINK! She cried out as she went over to the other girls fanning her nose. Hanna got up to follow her, her stink wafting into the girls faces, Lauren's nose was the most sensitive and the closest to her roommate. The girls began to back up as the awful smelling Hanna approached them. "Quick guys in here" , said Lauren, pointing to a small closet. The three girls tumbled inside, greeted by the much less smelly air. Hanna was alright though. She soon went off to sniff a pair of Riley's fart riddled yoga pants as a result of her new-founded hobby. “Why are we in the closet?” Katy asked, taking off her barely functioning gas mask. *Bfffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrumppppppt* “oops, sorry, did you say not to fart?” Riley giggled in an evil fashion. Riley’s putrid stench immediately filled the closet with a sickening green fog, suffocating the three girls. “I can taste it!” Katy gasped as she struggled to put on her gas mask. “Oh no you don't” said Riley as she grabbed the gas mask and farted in it, making it useless. “Deep breaths Hahaha!” “Can’t breathe!” Lauren fell to her knees, her face level with the butts of both Riley and Katy. The lingering stench around Riley's butt made lauren dizzy and she swayed on her knees. She fell forwards into Riley's butt, her nose slotting in place BBBBRBRRRRPRPPRPPOOOOOMMMMMTTTTTT!!!! A huge fart roared from Riley's butt and straight into Lauren's face. It was a foul cloud of eggy stink with a strong meaty smell too. Lauren hacked an coughed as Riley’s stench filled her lungs. So preoccupied breathing her Riley laced air, she didn't even consider what Katy’s butt had in store. FFFFFRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!! An extra stinky heated blast of raw fishy flatulence rippled from Katy's butt and straight at Lauren as the closet filled up with gas. “Ack Oh my god guys! I can’t breathe!” Lauren choked out, just as the limp body of Katy fell to the floor in a fart induced coma. “Oh wow, guess she couldn’t take it huh Lauren? Looks like you’re the winner here. Want your prize?” Riley giggled fanning her nose. Riley grabbed Lauren's head and pushed it deeper into her butt. ‘You better whiff this one up Lauren, its gonna be a stinker!! BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAABBBBBTTTTTTFFFFFFFFOOPPPPPPPFFFT!!!!!! OH My God! She cried as the hugely relieving fart rumbled out her ass and straight into lauren's face. It lasted a good 15 seconds and it was pure unrelenting rotten eggs. “Need… air…” Lauren coughed as her world began to fade out into a dark green haze, joining Katy in the fart induced sleep. |
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