The Move
by Slave Fart

My friend Kelly was finally moving away. She had hated her job for a while and was sad because I was her only friend in the area, so she decided to move closer to home.

Kelly and I had been friends since she moved to the city and I didn't mind being her closest friend. We would hang out and get dinner, go see movies, and just hang out on her porch. It was a completely platonic relationship from both of our perspectives.

The only catch was that Kelly physically fits perfectly into my fantasy. See, like you, I have a fantasy about girls farting. The ones I imagine best are when it's a woman that might be a little bigger with a huge butt, right after they eat some fast food. Kelly was not obese, but she was definitely a little hefty, and her ass grew first and fastest. I'd wanted her to fart on my face since the moment we met. One time, she farted near my face as a joke and I came in my pants almost immediately... She thought I was just startled...

But I wasn't into her as a girlfriend and the only time we talked about hooking up I said I didn't want to make things weird. So we just kept on as friends.

She had the moving van doors open and bent over to lay the mattress and she huffed. We only went down the hall, so I didn't understand how she was out of breath already, but as she caught her breath I saw her shifting uncomfortably.

"Are you ok," I asked.

"I'm fine, just... Whew! Just a little uncomfortable is all."

She rubbed her stomach, but then she pulled up the mattress and threw it into the back of the van.

"That's it," she said, elated.

"Nice! Now let's crack some beers."

I followed behind her and pulled out my phone to check the weather. We had to go up a small flight of stairs and I ended up with my face getting hit! I realized after a moment that my face was between her ass cheeks!

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I just had to stop on the stairs for a second!"

There were only six stairs, but she was bent over and holding her stomach again.

"No worries, but you gotta watch where you point that thing Kel!"

We laughed and she kept on walking towards her almost empty apartment. She had an air mattress and her computer left in the place. We'd watch a movie, crack some beers, order a pizza, and then she'd be taking off in the morning. It sounded like a great night.

After the fourth beer, she looked over towards her windows to see the city sun fading behind the buildings.

"It's pretty," I noted.

"Sure is," she agreed, "Aw fuck! The curtains!"

Her curtains were high above, and we'd put the high chairs in the van first.

"Well, here. I can take this chair, and get myself up onto that ledge, then reach over and boom! Done!"

I looked at her strategy and noted that there was almost no way that would work with her larger physique. She'd be able to sit in the crack, but not maneuver around.

"Here, let me," I offered.

"No! I can do it. Here, just take that outside chair here, and then I can climb up..."

She moved to climb, but was struggling. I moved behind to balance her when I saw the position I was in...

My face was directly behind her stretched thin black spandex covered ass, my left hand holding her's while she was pushing her weight off the chair, and my hand was on the outside of her right ass cheek to push her up. She was wobbly, but determined to climb up, so I pushed harder on her right hip with my arm. Now all of her weight was off the chair...

It happened pretty quickly when she fell backwards. I caught her slightly, but most of her weight was above my head when she stuck her ass backwards onto my face on accident while falling. I was now laying flat on the floor with her sitting fullweight on my face. I heard a rumble above me and then a loud release of her gas while she farted. The hot gas burned my nose and I had to inhale the entire blast through my nose. She wasn't hurt, it seemed, but she didn't move.

"Oh my god!! I am so sorry!"

She started to move off my face, but when she moved again, she farted a much smaller, but still incredibly potent rip right up my nose.

I muffled something into her ass, but my face was so buried between her ass cheeks that when she moved, my head was picked up and I remained trapped in her ass just a few seconds longer.

"Wow! Kelly! Those farts were RANCID!"

"I know! I know! I've been holding them in all day. I have been eating almost exclusively at fast food joints the past three days. And today I ate White Castle for breakfast and Taco Bell for lunch. Then pizza and beer? Man..."

"Holding them in, though? You always let it rip in front of me."

"I know, but I didn't want to go away with you thinking about me farting all the time. I thought I'd give you a fart free night."

"But I like your farts," I blurted without thinking.

She looked confused, "You what? You like my farts?"

My face was flushed red and I didn't know what to do, "What I meant was..."

"No. You said what you meant! You like smelling my farts, don't you?!"

"I... Uh..."

"Hahaha! This is AMAZING!!! I have AWFUL gas that I want to get rid of. YOU have a face, nose, and mouth that you want me to rip ass on... This works out pretty perfectly, don't you think?"

She had a point... I wasn't going to get the chance to be around her butt anymore. My fantasy had always been to smell her farts without having to worry about a relationship. She just told me she'd be willing to rip ass in my mouth and face...

"Go ahead. Fart in my face."

She didn't say a word, but a smile slid her lips upward and she pushed my head to the ground deliberately. When she took her place, her butt was an inch from my face. I was nervous that perhaps she'd changed her mind, but then she pushed back and tested the strength of her spandex. Through the fabric, I could feel her sphincter muscle flex as it relaxed enough and her fart became my world.

"Oh wow... I can't believe these. They are the worst farts I might have ever had. Enjoy smelling them!"

The next one hissed out, and I placed a rather strange kiss where I thought her anus might be.

"Here. Let's get that out of the way," she sat up a little and pulled down her pants and underwear, "If I'm ripping ass in your mouth, might as well not risk the panties. Although that means we're risking your mouth. Hope I don't shart!"

She laughed as she sat back down onto my mouth, her anus sealed off. A thundering fart pushed my cheeks out and I tasted her fart all across my tastebuds. Without pausing, a barrage of four long, rhythmic farts came shooting out of her anus.

She laughed and moved her asshole directly onto my nose, "Here, you gotta smell some of these. Eating them is hilarious, but just sniff a few. I'm really enjoying this!"

She farted three times in a row with small breaks punctuating each fart.

"Sniff that fart, slave!"

Did she just call me slave?

"Uh oh! Big one! Eat this one!!!"

She positioned her anus to be covered by my mouth again and strained to push this fart out. I put my tongue to check her anus and felt the pressure against her sphincter.

"Oh that felt great! Put your tongue back on my asshole."

As I bid her command, she farted a foul tasting spray fart onto my tongue. I tasted flecks of her shit and didn't move.

"I KNOW that fart was wet... Disgusting! I can't believe you're letting me do this! Oh my god!"

I couldn't say anything because my mouth was being shut away from the world by her asshole, but I would have let her know this was awesome. I was getting really into eating her farts when she barked down another command.

"Take your tongue and stick it up INTO my asshole. This isn't fooling around, either. I'm touching your dick. Think of this as servitude, as my thanks to you for letting you help me move. So to thank you, I'm farting down your throat and ripping ass on your face. Hahaha."

I obeyed and moved my tongue up into her colon and felt her sphincter muscle clamp down around me. She was tensing up and finally released what she thought would be a monster fart...

A turd fired out of her anus faster than either of us could react. It was slimy and awful tasting. I wretched and she laughed, "What? My farts are so bad that they make you gag NOW?! What about... Wow!!! That smell! It's the worst thing I've produced!"

She turned over her shoulder and saw her shit in my mouth...

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH?! I JUST MADE YOU MY TOILET?!?! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!"

She paused and stood up for a second while I kept my mouth agape, looking up into her eyes with shame.

"Eat it," she whispered, her chins doubling as she looked down at me, "Eat my shit."

The second command was forceful and filled with more degradation... But I obeyed her command.

I chewed and she stared me in the eyes while I munched on her shit. I took a hard swallow and she belted out laughing.

"Open your mouth. I want to see that you really did it."

There was nothing left, but while I held my mouth open, she turned around and squatted back onto my mouth.

"Tongue it clean. You can be my slave the rest of the night. Hahaha! Probably be my toilet again, bitch."

She farted the rest of the night and woke up in the morning.

"Hey, give me a goodbye toilet session. Last time we'll see each other for a while."

I went into the bathroom and laid in the bathtub. She came in and wasted no time.

She started her load directly into my mouth and then pulled her ass up so she wouldn't get any of her feces in her genitals. She was concerned about that, but didn't care that her shit was in my mouth and covering my face.

"All that White Castle, Taco Bell, pizza, and beer just came out. Wow... Big load, too. Dear lord, that stinks..."

It did. It was horrible, the worst thing I'd ever smelled... But I was living a fantasy.

Her giant ass kept staring back at me while I consumed her waste, until she stood up and watched me.

After I ate her whole dump, she had me lick her farting asshole clean until she was ready to drive off.

We still talk on the phone and nothing is weird. We hang out like normal and have a great time as just friends.

The only difference is that now whenever we visit each other, I serve as her toilet and fart slave. Can't wait to see her this weekend! She's been trying out cooking Indian food...