The Haunted House

By: ohdurr

Giles wasn't too sure why he signed up to do this, he just did it. He wanted to do something a little scary this Halloween, and the local haunted house was his destination.

His friend and the person who invited him here, Lia, stood a couple of inches taller than him. She wore a cute orange sweater and some black leggings. Lia was a tall woman with an athletic frame and brown, shoulder-length hair. Giles, meanwhile, wore a brown leather jacket over his gray shirt, along with some black jeans and boots. He stood an average 5'9" and sported short, sandy hair and hazel eyes.

Giles and Lia stood in front of the entrance of the Haunted House, waiting in the rather long line to get inside. All the while, Giles was nervous about what could happen, even though Lia reassured him nothing too crazy would happen.

"Come on, it'll be fine," Lia reassured Giles as they were nearly at the front of the line. "We'll get a nice little scare in. I mean, you did want to do something scary, right?"

"Yeah, but still," Giles muttered as he was a bit apprehensive.

Eventually, it was their turn.

The two friends were immediately led to the foyer, where a guy in a black suit and white powdery makeup approached them. "Hello, and welcome to the Zambrano Residence. Here's your map to help you through. I'd recommend you don't go anywhere outside the highlighted routes. We've tried our best to avoid anything... unappealing for our guests."

Giles gulped a bit as he took the map from the worker. The mansion itself was a big, multi-storied thing with a plethora of hallways. There was no doubt that he would get lost pretty easily.

The worker walked away to talk to a small group of teenagers as he gave them their maps. Meanwhile, Lia looked at her friend and nudged him a bit.

“So, we’re definitely exploring the unmarked rooms, right?”

Giles nervously looked up from the map.

"N-no?"

Lia looked at him. "Oh, come on! Where's your sense of adventure?"

"In the corner. Hiding under a blanket." Giles replied.

Lia rolled her eyes a bit and took the map. "Okay, well I'll take the lead if it means we can have some fun."

With that, the two ventured into the house.

Giles stayed behind Lia the whole time. While the place did start out harmless, the two soon found themselves going down some steps, entering a pitch-black hallway. The only thing Giles could see was Lia's outline as the light from behind them faded out.

Lia could barely make out the map as she and Giles navigated through the darkness.

"You sure about this?" Giles asked Lia as she continued down the narrow hallway.

"It'll be fine," Lia reassured her friend as they kept walking. "Come on, the hall's gotta lead somewhere."

Suddenly, a low moan filled the room. Lia and Giles froze in their tracks, a chill running up their spines.

Giles looked at Lia as he tried to keep his voice down. "Was-was that the air conditioning or-"

Giles stopped mid-sentence as he felt a presence behind him. He slowly turned around to find a shadowy figure approaching the two, causing the boy to scream at the top of his lungs. He then grabbed onto Lia, the girl also screaming at the sight.

PPRPPRTTTT!

A fart burst from Lia's ass, the brunette grimacing a bit before she grabbed her friend's hand. "Let's go!"

The two then booked it out of the hall and into another room. Giles' face was as red as a tomato as he thought about what just happened. Lia was just glad it was too dark to see her face turn pink as well.

The two sat down and looked at each other, unsure of what to say. Lia tried her best to not blush as she broke the silence.

"Well... that was unexpected."

"Y-yeah..." Giles said nervously, still holding Lia's hand.

Lia noticed her hand, quickly letting go.

"O-oh... um..."

She then quickly stood up and grabbed the map. "C'mon! We got a bit more ground to cover, right?"

"A-Alright," Giles replied, slowly getting up from the chair. "Lia... you've got nothing to be embarrassed about. We all have gas."

"I-I know! Just... let's go!" Lia quickly said.

Lia then took her friend's hand as they kept going through the mansion. As they made their way through, Lia couldn't help but think about what just happened. She blushed a little at the thought.

She wasn't the most open about her fart fetish, even to herself. The brunette had been internally deciding if she had one or not for a while now, through watching videos, reading hentai, etc. She found herself getting hot and bothered, even excited, at the thought of releasing her gas on another person.

Farting in front of Giles in the hallway, however... well, it made her feel something she'd never felt before. The girl blushed a little harder and quickly shook her head as she kept moving, hoping to distract herself from such a thought.

After a few minutes of exploring, Lia and Giles found themselves in a study of sorts, very dimly lit by a single desk lamp. Books lined the walls as the two entered the room.

"Well, we're definitely going down the route we weren't supposed to go down..." Giles remarked, taking a quick glance at the map.

"That's part of the fun," Lia responded.

"Fun..." Giles muttered, still a bit uncomfortable.

The two looked around a bit and made their way towards the bookcases.

"Wow," Giles commented as he looked through a shelf of old books. "They really made this place feel authentic. Look at this!"

As Giles turned his head towards Lia, the desk light suddenly shut off, causing Giles to flinch and Lia to let out a little gasp.

Giles nervously gulped as the room fell pitch black.

"A-Alright..." he stuttered out. "Time to find a way out."

Giles quickly moved towards where Lia last stood, reaching his arms out as he tried to feel his way through the dark. His fingers brushed past something smooth and soft, and before he knew it, he heard another little gasp come from Lia.

Giles quickly backed off as his face turned bright red again. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!"

Lia shook her head, a bit flustered from her friend accidentally grabbing her ass. She tried not to think about how much she liked it.

"It-it's okay!" Lia replied quickly.

She then took her friend's hand in order to reassure him.

"L-Let's just get out of here."

Giles and Lia slowly made their way out of the study, trying to avoid hitting any shelves along the way. After a few moments of stumbling, Giles and Lia made their way back to the hallway.

Once the door to the study was shut, Lia let out a sigh of relief. She looked at her friend and chuckled a bit.

"Well, that was interesting."

"Tell me about it..." Giles replied. "Hey, wait. Where's the map?"

Lia felt around in her pockets, not finding it. "Ah... crap, it must've fallen out of my hands while we were running around."

"So... what now?" Giles asked.

Lia shrugged. "Guess we gotta just explore without one. The only way is forward, right?"

Giles wasn't exactly keen on continuing without a map, but he decided to suck it up as they went further into the mansion.

As they ventured further through the halls, the two friends found themselves walking up a long staircase.

Lia was in front, with Giles a couple of steps behind. Lia looked down and blushed a bit, the brunette realizing her butt was a little in the boy's face as they ascended the steps. Lia then had a thought cross her mind.

'Well,' Lia thought to herself as her face grew even redder. 'Maybe a little fun wouldn't hurt.'

Giles was looking around Lia, trying not to stare at the girl's ass. The brunette, however, was not about to let her chance slip away.

With a quick push of her gut, she let out a big

BRAAAPPP!

The boy coughed as Lia's fart hit him square in the face. Lia, meanwhile, covered her mouth to keep her giggle in as the smell of decaying meat hit Giles hard. The boy grimaced, waving his hand to clear the air as he took a knee on the steps, his face beet red.

"Jesus! What'd you eat before coming here?!"

Lia covered her mouth, unable to stop herself from giggling at her friend.

"Sorry! Sorry!" Lia said through muffled laughs.

Giles eventually managed to stop coughing. He stood up and looked at Lia with an incredulous expression. "Are you... laughing?"

"Maybe," Lia said, stifling a laugh as her cheeks grew red again.

She quickly calmed down. "I'm sorry. It was funny. And kinda cute."

Lia froze a little when she said the last word. She hadn't meant to say it, it just slipped out. She quickly cleared her throat, hoping her friend didn't hear.

"U-Um..."

"W-wait... C-Cute?" Giles stammered out, surprised.

Lia blushed even more as she rubbed her arm. "Um..."

The girl struggled to find the right words as her eyes darted around the room.

"Lia? You're... blushing?" Giles stammered out as he noticed his friend's red face.

Lia felt like she couldn't even speak, her thoughts racing a million miles an hour.

"I... Y-You know what? Forget about it! Let's just go." Lia said, quickly continuing up the stairs.

Giles quickly caught up to Lia, a bit confused by what just happened.

The two of them found themselves entering an old bedroom. Lia looked around and took a deep breath, her blush finally subsiding.

"Alright..."

Lia sat down on a small, red loveseat across the room. "Let's just take a short rest."

"Alright..." Giles muttered, slowly making his way over to the loveseat as well. He sat next to her, still trying to process what had just happened.

Giles and Lia sat in silence, with nothing but the sound of screams in the distance and a small grandfather clock ticking filling the room. After what seemed like forever, Lia was the first one to break the silence.

"I-I'm sorry if I weirded you out." Lia quietly apologized as she fiddled with her thumbs.

Giles shook his head. "It's... it's fine. I just wasn't expecting you to say that. But I wasn't weirded out. I'm just... confused."

Lia looked down at her lap. She wanted to tell her friend how she felt. But she was too nervous, too embarrassed to say anything. She took a deep breath as she tried to calm down.

"It's just..."

“GRAHHHHH!!”

A scream suddenly erupted from the corner of the room, causing the two to flinch in their seats. As soon as they turned to where the sound came from, a ghostly figure leaped from the shadows, causing the two to scream in response.

Lia curled up in the fetal position and shielded her face, her fight or flight response failing and instead choosing to just curl up into a ball and cry. Meanwhile, Giles was already booking it towards the exit.

Giles burst into the hall as his heart was beating out of his chest, and he stopped and panted. As he looked around for Lia, he was confused to see her still in the bedroom, cowering and shaking in fear. He then looked at the man dressed as the ghost, who was doubled over, coughing and gagging.

"That fucking smell..." The guy choked out, covering his nose.

Lia heard the coughing and noticed the ghost man wasn't coming towards her. She opened one of her eyes and slowly uncurled herself from the fetal position. She then got up and cautiously approached the ghost, still a bit frightened.

She stopped a few feet in front of him and watched as the worker struggled to breathe, holding his chest with his hand. He slowly turned his head to Lia and made eye contact, coughing into his palm.

Lia noticed his eyes. They looked glassy, like they were tearing up, as his coughing slowly subsided.

Lia suddenly put two and two together, and a small smile crossed her face.

The worker slowly took in a breath. "Holy fuck, girl..."

Lia felt her face get warm again. She glanced down and bit her lip. She didn't want to admit it, but she enjoyed seeing that guy suffer, she liked being able to hold power over someone else. It made her feel a way she never had felt before. She looked down at the ghost and took a step closer to him.

"Lia!"

Her thoughts were cut short as Giles entered the room again. He approached his friend and placed a hand on her shoulder. "Are you okay?"

Lia snapped out of her thoughts, blushing a bit as she looked at Giles.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine." Lia said. "Just a little shaken up is all."

Lia looked at the guy again, and she was a little disappointed when she saw he had collected himself. She wanted to do more. But, for now, it seemed that was going to have to be enough. She let out a short breath as she followed Giles out into the hall again.

The two walked in silence for a while as Giles tried to keep an eye out for any more actors. Meanwhile, Lia was deep in thought, replaying what just happened in her head over and over again.

Lia couldn't deny it anymore. She knew she had a fetish for farting, and it felt like she just scratched the surface with what she did to that actor back there.

Giles noticed Lia was pretty silent, which was a bit concerning as she was normally the chattier of the two.

"Lia? You sure you're okay? You've been quiet for a bit," Giles said with a bit of concern in his voice.

"Yeah..." Lia muttered, looking at her feet. "Just been... thinking, is all."

"About...?" Giles inquired as he continued walking down the hallway.

"Stuff."

"Ah, that's real specific," Giles joked as he kept walking. "It's that whole 'cute' thing from earlier, isn't it?"

Lia bit her lip. "Uh... maybe?"

Giles blushed a bit and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Um, listen," Giles said. "You can tell me whatever it is you're feeling. You know that, right? I won't judge. I promise."

Lia shook her head. "You don’t know what you’re asking. Trust me."

"Try me," Giles said as the two made their way into what seemed like a living room of sorts, filled with chairs, loveseats, and a small sofa.

"Giles," Lia sighed as she took a seat in one of the armchairs. "Just let it go, alright?"

"Lia," Giles responded, walking towards Lia's chair and placing a hand on the brunette's shoulder. "Come on. Whatever it is, it's making you uncomfortable."

"It's a private thing," Lia responded, trying to avoid eye contact.

Giles shrugged and sat down on the loveseat in front of the chair. "And?"

Lia looked down, nervously tapping her foot. "I'm... it's kind of... a weird thing..."

"Weird isn't necessarily a bad thing."

"It's not something you tell your friend." Lia clarified.

Giles shook his head and chuckled. "I've told you some pretty embarrassing things."

"Trust me," Lia insisted. "You don't want to know this. Just drop it, okay?"

Giles shook his head. "Look, it can't be that ba-"

"Oh, my god." Lia suddenly interrupted. She stood up from the chair and stomped her way toward her friend, glaring daggers at the boy. "Are you gonna shut the fuck up or do I have to shut you up?"

"Lia, what are you-" Giles tried to respond before the girl cut him off.

"You wanna know what's on my mind?"

"Well-"

Lia suddenly leaned over, placing her hand on his chest and pushing him down on the loveseat. Before Giles could get up, he felt the girl climb onto him. Lia quickly sat on top of Giles' lap and straddled him, placing both hands on his shoulders. Giles felt his cheeks go hot as he saw his friend up close and personal, Lia's brown hair hanging over her shoulders as she stared him in the eye.

"L-Lia!" Giles stammered, surprised at her actions.

"What? Too close for you?" Lia said, her tone almost... seductive?

"Uhhhh..." was all Giles could say as the girl moved her body up a little bit, placing her butt directly above the boy's stomach.

Lia couldn't help but give a little smirk at her friend's expression. She felt... empowered by what she was doing to Giles.

"Here's what's on my mind." Lia began. "I have a fart fetish. And, apparently, I'm a sadist too. Seeing you choke back there? Oh, I felt something I've never felt before. So, let's try it out again, shall we?"

"Wh-what?" Giles stuttered, still trying to process Lia's words. "I-I-"

Before Giles could respond, Lia cut him off again, this time by shoving her butt onto Giles' face and ripping one right into her best friends' face.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAP!

Giles coughed and sputtered as he felt his nose and mouth get invaded by the pungent odor of rotten meat. The boy gripped Lia's thighs and pushed at them as he felt like he was going to pass out.

"Fuck," Lia muttered, letting out a small chuckle as she felt her friend struggling.

"How's it smell?" Lia asked her friend, letting out another one.

PPPPPPRRRTT!

Giles gasped for air as he felt himself going dizzy, and all he could see was the blackness of Lia's leggings, his senses filled with her putrid stench. Lia, meanwhile, was relishing every moment of what was happening.

RPPPRPPRPRMPP!

Lia couldn't help but moan as her fart left her, feeling herself growing aroused at the thought of being able to torture someone so helplessly.

Giles had gone silent, his face turning purple as the stench of meat grew more intense, feeling his throat tighten up as he struggled to breathe.

"Oh, fuck!" Lia exclaimed as she let out yet another one.

PRRRRRRRPPPPT!

She bit her lip, her whole body trembling from arousal. Lia took a glance down at Giles, and noticed the boy's lack of reaction. Lia suddenly got worried, thinking she had gone too far. She got off of her friend, allowing him to finally breathe something that wasn't spoiled food.

Giles coughed as he sat up on the loveseat, the boy trying to process what had happened. Lia looked away and fidgeted with her fingers nervously, her confidence from before now gone.

"Uh..." Lia muttered.

The room went silent. Neither one of them said a word. The tension in the room was so thick that you could cut it with a knife.

After what felt like an eternity of awkward silence, Giles finally spoke.

"So," He began, coughing a little bit as his voice sounded hoarse. "Farting, huh?"

Lia nodded her head and gave a sheepish grin. "Heh... yeah."

"And a sadist..." Giles muttered as he got up and looked at her. "Jesus Christ..."

Lia bit her lip, unsure what to say. "Uh, listen," Lia muttered, looking at her friend. "We don't have to talk about what happened, if you don't want to. Let's just-"

Before Lia could finish her sentence, Giles grabbed her face and pulled her close to him. Before Lia knew it, her lips met his. She could taste her own gas on his mouth, making the whole moment that much more exhilarating. Lia let out a muffled moan as Giles kissed her, her mind going blank for a few moments.

Giles broke the kiss as they stared at each other for a few seconds. Giles was the one to break the silence.

"Let's find a better spot..." Giles suggested, a small smile on his face.

"Oh, my god... you fucking perv," Lia teased as she rolled her eyes. She couldn't hide her growing blush and wide grin though.

Giles grabbed Lia's hand. "Oh, shut up, you fart sadist."

Lia giggled. "Yeah, you love it."

"To be clear though," Giles clarified as they started leaving the room. "I didn't love it 10 minutes ago. I didn't think I'd love it when you sat on my face. But, I've got to admit... you really know how to get me going."

Lia rolled her eyes again as her blush grew a bit more. "Whatever, weirdo."

The two left the house as they made their way towards Lia's car, giggling like a bunch of high schoolers.