The Genies Wishes
by Batman15jones

Hi my name is Tom and I am 26 years old and one of the last tomb treasure hunters. I found the tomb of the ancient farrow king tut and it was filled with infinite treasures but what caught my eye the most was a lamp. It was kinda dusty so I rubbed it and out came a genie he was blue and kinda chubby.

The genie yelled out " hello I'm am akbardubamonca " there was no way I could say that name it was like off the charts Arab so I'm just going to call him the genie. The genie continued " will grant you three wishes BUT every wish comes at a cost when you die so wish wisely ". I thought about the situation really hard and made my first wish.

" ha I wish I was Immortal that way I never die "

" your wish is my command " * snap * I suddenly felt a tingle in my heart and balls...I liked it,This must have meant I'm immortal now. " you mortals are smarter than I thought...let me guess your second wish is money right "

" nope I'm immortal I can start saving now and have like a biggilon dollars in millions of years " I thought even harder I'll never get another chance like this as long as I live. " ok I know my second wish I want...to date a goddess ".

The genie looks at him hard " In most of you humans religiouns there is a male God isn't a female God against your beliefs "

" yes but I'll never get a shot like this again So why sutile for basic bitches if I can go out with a goddess "

" ok then your wish is my com..."

" WAIT I changed my mind I wish to go out with 3 goddess and each one I go out with for 6 hours " this was going to be the best 18 hours of my life and I diserved it cause I'm going to use my third wish to cure cancer, but after my 18 hours of heaven.

The genie grinned " ok your wish is my command " so we teleport to my first goddess we were in a living room in a normal house some sort I look out the window and see that the house lies on a cloud the genie interrupts my wonder and says " ok now here's some things you should know after each 6 hours you will automatically transport to the next goddess except the third one I will come and meet you to make your final wish also they are aware of your arrival, each of them have different...personalities oh and since your immortal you can't die but you can pass out for who knows how long until your body can regenerate the damage done with that said good luck and good bye "

" wait " he disappeared before I could ask him why would my body take damage, my thought was interrupted by a naked woman walking in her body was shaped so well that it could not be matched by any mortal she had the perfect figure an ass that just was wow all I could think to my self was wise wish my friend. She walked up to me and said.

" you must be this Tom the genie told me about "

" y...yes I am " I shuddered out still shocked by her beauty. she had brown hair and a completely shaved pussy so I'm ready to dive in like an Olympic swimmer.

" you ready for our date "

I was thinking to myself hell yeah but instead I said " yes " I look around " is there like a dinner set up or something "

" oh no I am zatana the goddess of smothering our date is me smothering you "

" oh ok I guess I can.... Wait what there's no way in hell I'm going to allow that "

Her nice petite voice changed into a sinister one " you don't have a choice your going to be spending the whole day under my ass " she walks up to me and pushes me onto the couch like I was a rag doll I guess she must have had goddess strength or something I land on my back and she jumps up in the air landing on my stomach with her feet on my face It was hard for me to breath with her sitting on my stomach so I breath through my nose, I inhale a deap amount of breath * sniff * I addmediatly wanted nothing more than to breathe it out it smelled like her feet it stunk so bad I could taste it. I say fuck and breathe through my mouth biggest mistake ever she quickly points her foot and shoves it in mouth, then she takes her other foot and clamps my nose shut with her toes cutting of all air circulation in my body, she did all of this while still holding my arms at my side. If shake my head even a little bit she sticks her foot deeper into my mouth causing me to choke on it, every now and then she would let my nose go and I inhale some air its very brief and the air smells like feet but I get air none the less. The goddess giggles watching me struggle desperately for air, after a few hours she gets bored.

She takes her foot out of my mouth " ok slave lets play a game "

I look at the clock I still have three hours with her I can wait this out " sure "

" let's wrestle the only way to win is to pin the other for three seconds if I win I'll smother you for ass long as I want if I don't we can spend the last 3 hours doing what ever you want "

Sex came to mind and just wrestling to easy I raid tombs for a living this is a cake walk to me " I except your challenge "

" ok " she gets off me on the couch I get up and spit out the tangy taste of feet in my mouth I get in my stance she stands still overly calm, but I think to myself even if she's a goddess she's still a girl.

" ready "

" yep "

I start to rush her but shes to strong she takles me to the ground and smothers me with her tits " 1...2...3 I win " she quickly flips over and starts to lower her ass to my face I scream out " wait wait wait " she sits on my face with my mouth open and with her ass the size that it is it completely covers my face.

" I heard you were immortl I usually like to see guys turn blue before they really need air but I want to see the existent of the the colors you can turn before you pass out seeing as you can't die "

" mmmmmpphh " was all I could mumble out.

" come on Tom this is our first date you shouldn't talk with ass in your mouth "

After 2 minutes I turn blue after three I turn red like an angry cartoon character then I pass out.

I wake up later in the center of a circle of really beautiful naked women and there was a naked well built lady standing next to but she had dark black hair. She says in a harsh, gloomy but yet up beat voice " welcome tom I am glanda the goddess of farting and these are my worshipers " she says while pointing to the extremely hot naked chicks surrounding us, " I've been informed that you wanted to go on a date with me well her we go " she then grabs the back of my head bends over and shoves it in her ass BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTT o my gosh it was the worst thing I've ever smelled BBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPP I pushes my arms against her ass to get my head loose but she has that damn goddess strength. Finally she stops when she notices my struggling she releases me an I fall flat on my ass I stand up angrily.

" what the hell was that " I say extremely pissed.

" that " she says in her mello tone " that is a glimpse of what our date do you like it "

I finally placed it together why this goddess and the last goddess were treating me this way " ohhh ok I see what's going on here you goddesses don't know what a date is " she looks at me blankly. " let me exsplain what a date is we eat, we talk, and afterwards we have a little fun private time ". She looks at me as if I backhanded her in the face.

She looks at me mad and says " this date sounds as if we're equals I am a goddess you baffphoon you can't even compare to me grab him " she commands and her beautiful naked worshipers grabbed me " tie him up and bring me the helmet of shame " they tie my hands behind my back and ankles together, then they hand glanda a glass helmet it looked exactly like something an astronaut would wear except it had a small round hole on the side of it. " you will know the penalty of thinking yourself equal to me " she put the helmet on my head as I was beginning to apologize I didn't think I was wrong but with a goddess of farts around I was gonna try to play nice, but when she put the helmet on me it muffled my apology and she couldn't hear it. All of the girls were in a circle and they placed me under ones ass she was squatting over the whole in my helmet PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRAAAAAATTTTTTTT she had a face of total relief like she's been holding it in forever and boy does it smell that way it's not as bad as Glenda's but it's was pretty bad. Then she passed me on to the second girl in the circle and she farted PPPPBBBBBBTTTTTTT and passed me on to the next and the next and keep in mind it was about 20-25 girls there and the last one fart TOOT it was small but mixed in with all the others it might as well have been tear gas, then the worst part after they were done farting they put a fist sized cork in the hole trapping me in this fart torture. My eyes would water even when they were closed, my nose burned like hell, and my tounge had it the worst I could taste the farts they were so strong, after about 5 minutes in the helmet of hell I passed out.

When I woke up I was in a bed and Glenda was still there my six hours wasn't up damn this has to be the worst wish ever and I was still tied up. She tucked me under the cover. " you know what I realized letting other people fart on you is not good enough I have to do it myself " she says with a smile that was immediately carved into my soul. She pulls the covers up to her shoulders and BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT PPPPPPTTTTT she lets out two farts in this Dutch oven the air had no where to go and since she was the goddess of farting hers smelled worst than anything I've ever smelled. I had to think of a way out I remebered the last goddess loved to play games this could be my chance.

I yell out " hey wanna play a game "

PPPPPPPDDDDDDDDDTTTTT the goddess quickly stopped her fart to a high pitched whine. " did you say game...what game " I had her she pulled back the cover and I took in all the fresh air I could.

" Yeah it's called heads or tails you choose a side of the coin if it lands on your side of the coin you win if lands on mine I win wanna play I'm tails " it was a double headed coin I knew I would loose but it didn't matter, if she won she would wanna play again and I could bet my way out of this shit hole.

" ok so you are tails and I am heads so flip "

" ok " I say convincingly and flip and she wins of coarse. She jumps up and down happily like she won the fucking Super Bowl . " wanna play again on the same side "

" oh yes yes "

I flip and she wins again " ok how bout we make this interesting if I win we do what I want till we leave ( hello fuck city ) if I loose we do what you want to do deal "

She thinks for a second " ok deal "

" I'll be heads this time and you be tails " she agrees and we flip and I win. " ok I win I get to choose what we're doing next and your in luck its another game its called how many holes can I fill with my dick now lay on the bed were gonna..." My body started fading I must be transporting to the next goddess. I yell out a big " NOOOOOOOOOO ".

I was transporting through space and time and arrived in another house on a couch and next to a naked blonde girl hold an Xbox one controller. " who are you " I ask.

" I am Madison the goddess of scat " I addmediately remembered what the other goddesses did to me and I back of the couch and I bolt for the door I open it and almost fall to my death, the house was literally on a cloud I don't know why I thought we were in the suburbs or some shit. The goddess puts down the controller and walks over to me " you should get inside before you fall ".

" no way your gonna fart on me or sit on my face till I pass out "

Madison lets out a deep sigh " I see you've met zatana and Glenda come in and we'll just hangout " she hands me a spare controller and we walk back in she turns on the game it was 2k 15. " Ok just for the record I'm more of a chilled out goddes I'm kinda into pranking though " she says as she dunks on me in the game, ok she was a chill goddess I can deal with that. We play games for 2 hours and I exsplained how I'm immortal and how I wished to date goddesses, and she exspained how goddesses rarely meat other people and are usually busy with their cults so that why they like to force themselves on people and play games becom they don't have time to do normal things. She then out of nowhere shoves a pillow that she was sitting in my face, I was struggling but there was a stench on the pillow she must have been soaking her farts into that pillow for two hours. I get a little dizzy from puffing in the pillow and she take my forehead and shoves it her ass and farts BBBBBBRRRRAAAPPP but it came out wet and straight up skid marked my forehead you ( remember in lion king in the beginning when the baboon put that but stuff on baby simbas head and said simba well it was like that BUT WITH SHIT ) I had a fucking frown of shit on my forehead . " hahaha I just simba'd your ass "

I stood up amazingly pissed and said " you..." I stopped my self I thought to myself this is my last chance to fuck a goddess I gotta play this right " you... Got me haha " I let out a fake laugh.

" cool most people are repulsed by that but you seem cool "

I had to speed this up I didn't know how much more I could take " yep cool me hey I was wondering If you wanna..." She cut me off

" hold that thought its a special drink I want you to try " she turns on sports center turns up the volume and go to the kitchen to get the drink she comes back 5 minutes later with a lemonade with ice in it.

" Ok 1 this is just normal lemonade what's so special about this and 2 it took you five minutes to make lemonade "

" just try it it's juice from a rare fruit "

I drink it it's kinda tangy she snickers while I'm drinking " did you put orange juice in this is like..." It finally clicked in my head * spit * did you just pee in this cup and let me drink it. She finally burst out laughing " yes I thought you would have saw it sooner but nope twice that's twice I got you " you know what fuck this I just say it.

" do you wanna have sex "

She stops laughing and gets serious " uh no I think we're better off as just friends and besides no offense but your not my type "

" not your type...BITCH FUCK YOU "

" w...w... What "

" YOU HEARD ME FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ASS HOUSE AND YOUR SHITTY ASS FAKE RELIGION YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YES YOU ARE REPULSIVE NOT YOUR FUCKED UP ABILITY TO SHIT AT WILL BUT YOU ALONE IS REPULSIVE AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THE OTHER GODDESSES WERE BETTER THAN YOU ATLEAST THERE UP FRONT ABOUT BEING ASSHOLES YOU ARE AN ASSHOLRE AND DONT EVEN KNOW IT " she wasn't actually repulsive but I just wanted to hurt her so badly.

" but Tom I thought we were frie..."

" DONT TALK TO ME BITCH " she started crying and suddenly those tears turned into hatred and she lunged at me. Kneeing me in the crotch then she went behind me and pulled me by the armpits and dragged me we arrived at the toilet I was kinda crying from bieng kneed in the balls but I looked in and I noticed the toilet was like above normal shit levels.

" WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT FLUSH "

" At least not till its full " she the then lifts the seat and place my head in the toilet but didn't stop there she put her foot on the back off my pushing it further in and grabs both my arms. Shit and water is nearly at my ears I have to send out a message to let her know to stop so I released some air and sent bubbles up she sees the bubbles and lifts her foot a little so my face is inches from the shit.

" wait wait I'm sorry lets play a game " the old game trick it gotta work.

She looks down at me and says " DONT TALK TO ME BITCH "

" wa..." She stomps her foot back down on the back of my head as I was talking with my mouth open and one long as log went right in to my mouth it tasted worst then Glenda's farts and that's saying something. I realized if I passed out my mouth might open and that shit might go in my mouth I've been been here for about 3 and a half hours I got 2 and a half hours to go. I had to hold out to do that I had to do something I didn't want to do. Sucked in a shit log it was the only way to lower the toilet levels ugh it was to gross the water went down to my cheek, I was gonna throw up but I had to eat one more I couldnt taste it anymore I just had to swallow it. I swallowed another one but it was huge though I almost spit it out but I swallowed it for freedom. The water went down to where I could breathe out of the side of my mouth.

" so you think your smart huh ok I'll give you something to live for ". She takes me out of the toilet and throughs me in the tub like I was a ragdoll and turns on the water and sticks my head under it she was actually cleaning off my face for some reason and after she dragged my by my ankles and swung my onto the bed I never was so scared to get into a bed with a woman. She sits on my face and starts farting.

" so if you want a bitch goddess you will get one " BBBBBTTTTTSSSS it was an extremely wet fart. She then stays on my face for an hour when ever I would run out of oxygen she would get up slightly for a few seconds to let me get some air sometimes she would sneek a fart as I would breathe in I know because by now I think there is a taste of farts and as that will be with me for the rest of my life. Finally on time the genie shows he sees what's going on And laughs.

He says " you gotta make a wish kid or you will have to be here for life " and currently I couldn't talk with ass in my mouth and on my face so I do the unthinkable I wiggle my tounge on her anus she gets ticklish and drops her guard and I push her off and she falls to her side.. I couldn't use my last wish to cure cancer I hade to use it to get outa here.

" I wish I was hom..." I was interrupted by her sitting back on my face.

She says " won't let you go that easily "

" kid you gotta make a wish since your immortal if you don't make a wish you'll be here for all eternity " I had to hurry before I passed out and probably wake up and still be under her ass and do that same cycle for all of eternity, because my dumb ass wanted to be young forever. I had to take drastic measures she's ticklish so I tried the tounge thing again, it worked.

" I wish I could go ho...."

" wo that was close I won't let that happen again " so of course like an idiot I tried it again this time she closed her anus on my tounge actually grabbing it. So I batted my eye lashes on the back of her butt cheeks. It worked I had to make the wish quick I would do anything to get out of this.

" I wish to die "

The genie says " kid remember I told yo..."

" just do it " she quickly sits on my face with my mouth is open and send a log down my throat.

The genie says " your wish is my blah blah blah " I black out and wake up in space next to the genie.

" hey where's heaven "

" you don't go to heaven I told you the wishes comes at a cost when you die and I get to choose the penalty "

" hey before you do I gotta know we're those the only three goddesses you could have sent me to "

" hell no there's the horny goddess, the big tities goddess, the goddess of threesomes always two girls and one guy...wierd, the..."

" WAIT WAIT WAIT WHY DIDNT YOU SEND ME TO THOSE YOU SON OF A BITCH "

" I thought I would be funny to see you with these and it was HAHAHAHA oh ok now your punishment is you have to spend the rest of eternity with one of these goddesses but ima let you choose which one so I'm not a total asshole "

" damn oh wait I still got some fresh pussy waiting for me glanda the fart goddess that's my choice " I teleport back to Glenda on the bed.

" Tom your back great now we can play that game you were talk about "

" yeah and no matter who wins we can again in about... 30 minutes I like to take a nap after its a tiring game " then outa,no where the genie pops in.

" hey Glenda it's a double headed coin "

Glenda yells " WHAT " she reaches in my pocket pulls out the coin and inspects it closely then when she realizes he was right she takes my head and shoves it in her ass BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP.

The last thing I could say was " DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK ".

" I guess I am a total asshole HAHAHAHAHA "

THE END.