The French Takeover
by Slave Fart

I guess I'll start at the beginning.

My babysitter when I was 10 was a hot 16 year old and farted on my head because I was being a brat. That was it. A lifetime of fart fetishism was in store. I bet Jessica doesn't even think about that or remember it, but that was the start. That was 12 years ago and things have escalated to the extreme. Now instead of me jerking it to the thought of her farting, I crank it to the idea of women shitting in my mouth. I know, I'm fucked up.

Now I'm graduated and have a job in computer science at a huge company where I'm just a face in the crowd and every day I think about my female co-workers taking their dumps in my mouth instead of the toilet. One girl, Michelle, I think about it every day. She knows a little about me since we hooked up one night at a company party and I ate her ass, but that was the end of our entire run. It's brutal because I think about how it was that night and I know she liked it, but we never talked and now I just say hey every day while she and everyone else buzzes around the office to get a water or grab a break before we all sit down and hammer at our keys for hours on end.

My life has become a monotonous bore...

But not at home. At home I get on Reddit and troll the hell out of some people or I'll go on some other sites and just look at porn. My entire life feels like it rotates around my fetish at times. But always online... Never in real life...

Until one day I decided that I wanted to live my dream. I wanted to be a toilet for someone.

So I started looking up scat mistresses. I looked them all up and there were only a few hot ones. If I was going to eat someone's shit I wanted them to be really hot. I landed on Mistress Nas-tee. She was black and hot and I called, being respectful and when I asked for her rate she was short, "It's $500 to eat my shit."

$500?!?!?! I didn't want to spend $500 to eat shit!

I thanked her for her time and told her I'd be in contact in the future, which was a lie.

And then there I was again, online and living life as a fantasy... Until I was reading a Reddit thread about someone getting paid to shit in someone else's mouth.

This guy had apparently paid a woman $100 to shit in his mouth and the woman was doing an AMA. She talked about how she shit in his mouth and it was just for the money. I wanted someone that felt power from it, but would settle for just that! Maybe I would message her... Then I saw this reply...

Mz_Frenchie: Before I die, I want to take a shit in someone's mouth. lol

My jaw dropped. Was it really a woman, though?

I couldn't contain myself and went to Twitter and searched her and found her using the same username and put "shit" and "mouth" in the search along with her username. I found another tweet with the same sentiment. "#beforeidie I want to take a shit in someone's mouth lol".

She was definitely real and definitely an insanely attractive woman, but did she really feel that way? Was it just a joke? She said the exact same thing in two places...

I messaged her straight away.

Me: "Do u rly want to shit in someone's mouth? lol"

Her: "I do! Real bad. lol Why? You gonna let me use your mouth? You interested in being my toilet? lol"

I came before even replying.

Me: "Kind of, actually. It's something I've been into for a long time but don't have the ballz to do it."

Her: "I mean... I'll happily let you lay underneath my ass while I drop some turds lol. I'll do it if it's convenient and works out. Where u live?"

Me: "You would shit in my mouth?! Are you serious?! I live in Toronto."

Her: "...."

Her: "Shut the fuck up...."

Her: "Are you trolling me? Is this Tyronn?"

Me: "No. My name is John Smith."

Her: "LOL!!!! I COULD JUST GO USE THE JOHN TO TAKE A SHIT!!! Hold up!!!! You really live in Toronto?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm in Cabbagetown South."

Her: "Dude... You sure you're not fuckin' with me?! I live in St. Jamestown."

That's practically the same neighborhood...

Her: "I don't know if you fuckin' wit me or not, but I'm serious. I want to take a shit in someone's mouth before I die."

I start stroking myself again and finish when I read the next message...

Her: "Nah, fuck that. I want to take a shit in YOUR mouth... I want to make you my toilet. Come eat my shit, little bitch. Let me use the JOHN!!! LOL!!!! Here's my twitter..."

I verified her identity and found out she's a gorgeous black woman. She is 5'4" and 150 pounds with a perfect body. She verified that I'm skinny ass John Smith (she actually knows a few of my friends from work) and we talked about how it would work. I was to rent a room for the weekend at a hotel and then we'd do a weekend of her using me as a toilet (just writing that has me ready to go...). I would text her which hotel and the room number. Then we would just hang out in the room all weekend, her using me as a personal toilet and fart sniffer from Friday evening until Sunday afternoon (I'd get a late checkout so she could have her late morning shit in my mouth, too). She said it would be at least 6 bowel movements and that she'd be gunning for more.... We were really doing this...

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I was nervous and in the hotel room for an hour already. We agreed that we both wanted a copy of the, uh... Of the "event". Me being in IT and a big tech nerd, I had a ton of cameras. They were small and state of the art HD and I set them up to link to a computer that I had positioned on the desk. I also built a toilet chair for Mz_Frenchie so she could use it to shit easily into my mouth.

There were 5 cameras. One that would be positioned on her ass alone, one from the side to watch her shit fall from her ass into my mouth, one on her face to watch her expressions, one on my face to see the end result, and one positioned just a little further back to see the top of my head and the bottom of her ass so you'd know someone was underneath her.

It looked like a Hollywood set.

After getting everything checked out, I checked the batter life. Everything was at 100% and the battery life was supposed to last 5 days, so I knew we were in good shape.

Then I sat on the bed and did my best to not touch myself. Without warning, the door opened and I was nervous it would be the hotel or someone else...

Instead, it was a beautiful woman with an incredible body. She's light skinned black with long hair, full lips, and she showed up dressed in tight gray shorts made out of thin sweat pant material and a dark navy tank top. She had blond hair that fell past her shoulders and dropped a bag at the door, continuously sipping her big gulp drink as she walked to the bed.

"Go get my bag, toilet bitch," she was rude from the start, but I DID ask her to poop in my mouth, so the superiority wasn't imagined on her part; she really IS better than me.

"Put my stuff away, toilet slave. I'm going to play on your computer. When you're done storing my things, come lick my ass. I'm gonna fart in your face while you do it, slave bitch."

I put my head down and unpacked her bags. There was a bathing suit and some clothes. She said she would probably go out dancing Friday, so there was a cute outfit for that. I also put some beers in the fridge and took out a roll of toilet paper.

"You brought your own toilet paper," I asked.

She laughed, "Yeah, well I brought my own toilet, too. So I just figured why not bring it all. Put that away and bring me my vibrator, toilet slave."

She was cracking up and then I crawled over to where she was sitting. She lifted herself up and I got into a very awkward position so she could sit her asshole on my mouth. Immediately she farted.

"Oh damn, that's rank! Do a better job eating or sniffing up my farts, loser."

She farted again, but this time I had a complete seal around her anus with my mouth. It went down my throat and I imagined that her turds would be doing the same thing later. I was scared, to be certain.

"You know this is going to be awful for you, right? I want you to know that I know that. And I don't care. I want to take a shit in someone's mouth, and now I am going to do that. I am going to make you my toilet. No sex, no handies, just you eating my shit. You understand that?"

She stood long enough for me to say, "Yes Goddess."

"Call me Master, toilet mouth."

"Yes, Master."

"Good slave."

She sat back down and I started working my tongue into her anus. She moaned a little and turned on the vibrator. She pleasured herself with my tongue up her asshole and farted once. When the fart rushed past my tongue, I felt a wave of climax take her over. She was shaking and holding back her screams of pleasure. She came hard and long, all the while I was attempting to push my tongue deeper into her rectum.

"This feels right, doesn't it? Doesn't this just feel natural and normal?"

I didn't respond as I pushed my tongue deeper into her asshole.

After another minute or so, I heard the vibrator shut off.

"Go get in the bathroom, toilet mouth."

"Yes, Master. Let me check the cameras real quick and then you can tell me if I'm in the right spot and let me know how everything looks."

"I can't believe I'm about to shit in your mouth. I mean, it's the rightful place for both of us, but I just can't believe it."

I got up and made sure we were recording. All the cameras were on and I set it up to record locally instead of to the cloud. Imagining if this got out, I'd be so embarrassed and ruined...

She gave the all clear and then walked over to me. I was laying under a camping toilet that sat pretty low to the ground. When she sits, her ass will be mere inches from my face. And then she started to pull down her pants and everything felt so real. This felt like it was just a funny joke before, but now it felt real.

"I'm going to show you how superior I am to you."

She smiled again then turned around, whipping her hair back and standing in triumph.

"Should I..."

"You should shut up, toilet mouth. Keep that mouth open as wide as it goes."

There was no denying how powerful she was, and then I saw her thick ass descend onto her toilet seat directly above my toilet mouth. Her asshole was lined up directly with my mouth and in this specific position, I couldn't stop her from shitting on my face, even if I wanted to. She was in a position of complete power and I was in a position of complete submission.

"Kiss my asshole."

I placed my lips against her anus and she ripped a nasty fart.

"That's what an alpha do! An alpha rips farts in the mouth of slaves."

She farted again, this one a much deeper tone and bassy.

I moved my head back again and kept my mouth very wide. All of the cameras were whirring around me. I could hear them recording all of this and felt so alive. I could hear the rumbles in her guts above me and then another hot, wet fart erupted, but this time there was a shit spray with it and it coated my mouth. I gagged and she kicked me in the sides.

"You don't gag when I spray fart on your tongue, toilet bitch! You thank me is what you do! That's a gift!"

She laughed and then she farted.

"Thank you, Master."

"Shut the fuck up toilet. I want to shit in peace."

I said nothing and just kept my mouth open.

When I first saw her anus begin to expand, I thought the shit would come out slowly, that she would take her time letting her turds escape from deep within her colon. Instead, I saw the tip of a turd and then a rush of shit slamming into the back of my throat as she took her shit directly into my mouth. The first turd was long and firm, but it packed into my mouth until it was so full that there was no more space her her shit. I put my hands up so that the rest, which was still coming, would sit on my face as opposed to falling to the floor.

The stench is of course the first thing you notice, but the taste, my god that foul, awful taste...

She farted a MASSIVE fart midway through one of the turds, there were 4 or 5 so far, each about 4 inches long, the pile was getting closer and closer to her asshole as I sat there with her shit on my face and in my mouth.

The first one slid out quickly and filled my mouth. I was nervous of this because I was reading in a forum that the first turd usually fills your mouth and then the rest of the user's shit piles up on the toilet's face. That's what was happening and I didn't want to offend her, but my GOD was this shit disgusting... She farted a huge rip again after the first turd and the stink just hung there, the air incredibly heavy. I wanted it to stop, but she didn't move and shit out turd number two. She grunted softly and it escaped and I somehow got both of her turds in my mouth. The third one fell out of her ass and slammed into my nose and it looked like I had a shit mustache. Now not only was I smelling her shit, it was ALL I could smell. The fourth turd clumped onto the first two. Each piece of shit was the same solid consistency, but it had some give. It was like a softer version of a banana. She farted again.

My Master remained seated above me, all the while I was studying her asshole, waiting to see if there was anything more inside her. It seemed near impossible because this was a rather sizable dump, but just as I thought that, she farted again and unloaded a huge snake of a turd. It coiled and coiled, until a fart spit the other end of her shit out. She started laughing uncontrollably.

"That stinks! My god it's so smelly!"

If she thought it smelled up there, she would have died with one of them right under her nose. The sounds her asshole made when this fifth turd came out was so strange because I could hear her anus expanding as her colon released her waste onto my face. The heat of her dump on my face, in my MOUTH... It was foul.

She stood up and began cackling. She took probably 50 pictures of her load as it sat in my mouth.

"It smells so bad!!! Oh my god, that stinks so much!!!"

It wasn't lost on me that she again was complaining about the stench, but didn't even have to smell it at all. It was so humiliating, which is what I wanted, but... This made me start crying.

"No no no! No, toilet! You don't cry. You're not even close to being done with your humiliation, slave. No... Now, you eat it. Eat my shit."

My eyes went wide... I somehow forgot that I would have to EAT her shit. I would have to eat her waste...

Oh my...

I bit into the first bite with apprehension, the sticky substance breaking apart. This somehow made the smell even worse... How was I going to make it through this.

"Go on, then. Keep chewing, toilet bitch."

She was enjoying the site of another human being completely reduced to nothing more than her toilet.

It took me two hours, but I finally finished all four of the four inch turds and the super long 12 incher. Master had left the room for a while because she said the smell was making her sick, but she came back after awhile to see how I'd progressed.

"Thank you, Master."

She was confused, "Thank you for what?"

"Thank you for shitting in my mouth and letting me eat it."

A solid three seconds passed as she processed what happened and then she began to laugh.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH MY FUCKING HELL!!!! I just used you as a toilet, and YOU thanked ME for the privilege!!! How pathetic!!!! Oh my god!!! I'm just glad we're finally giving you a purpose in life. That purpose is to be my fucking toilet!"

She spit on me, threw her hair back, and laughed again while leaving me in the dark, on the floor, and with her shit on my breath.

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At some point, I heard Master leave the hotel room. A few hours passed and she came back in, laughing about something.

"No, he really ate my shit earlier! I'm not fucking around, why would I make that up?"

It was a woman's voice, "Because you want attention..."

Master laughed, "I do, but this time it's for real. You can watch me take a shit, I've got a real sloppy one he's gonna have to deal with."

"Fucking gross!"

Master opened the door and with her was another African beauty. She looked kind of familiar...

"This is my toilet. This is my John."

"Hey... Wait... I think I know you!"

My heart sank.

"Yes," the other girl shouted, "You took me on one date like three years ago and then I ghosted you!!! What the fuck! You eat shit?!"

Her name was Bree and I remembered that we had an average time and then we both just sort of stopped talking to one another.

"Oh you gotta let me shit on him, Frenchie!"

"Hahaha. Oh my god, after me. I've gotta shit right now. It's coming out of my ass," Master sat above me, "And going in your mouth!!!!"

Bree left the room and shut the door. Master let out a very soft serve type load of shit and it never seemed to stop. It was breaking with farts, but it was just the same style of shit over and over and over and over and over and god when would it stop!!!

My mouth was full very quickly and then her shit just kept piling and piling. My eyes began to fill with tears again, because this dump was about 10 times smellier than her earlier shit. And this was only Friday evening... We had all day Saturday to go...

It took me a lot less time to eat this load, because it was so soft, but Master again complained about how smelly her shit was without having it sit in her mouth. Bree made fun of it.

"I love that you're complaining about how bad it is for you. He's literally got your shit in his mouth and you're complaining about your own poop. Like... It's just fucking hilarious. I'm going to make it eat mine tomorrow morning for sure."

I didn't have a say in the matter and my fate was sealed.

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I didn't sleep a wink and the morning came fast. The two girls stirred and went to the free continental breakfast at the hotel buffet. The food they brought back to the room smelled like absolute heaven, but I wouldn't be getting any of that. I knew I would eat it later...

Bree announced to her friend that she would be using the "john"...

She didn't say a word and sat above my mouth. I observed how light her skin was, especially on her ass cheeks. She farted and then a single, skinny turd emerged and then filled my mouth. It was not thick like Master's turds, so it didn't fill my mouth as easily. She kept shitting and shitting and finally a fart announced to me and her that she was finished. She wiped and then stood up, taking a few pictures of her dump in my mouth.

Bree watched as I closed my mouth and worked her shit down my throat.

"Thank you for shitting in my mouth and allowing me to eat it."

"You're a fucking loser."

The two girls watched a movie and then Bree said she'd have to leave. Master entered the bathroom again and sat above my mouth.

She only farted, but the fart made my eyes water. Master stood up and went to lunch.

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Sunday morning came and after shitting a very small turd, Master stood up, laughing. I was very fast at eating this small load and thanked her.

"Thank you for shitting in my mouth, Master."

She laughed, "Look... I've gotta be real with you right now... You know how you took a recording of this?"

"Yes."

She was holding back an eruption of laughter, "Well... Instead of just doing the recording, I also put this up on Facebook Live. You've been streaming this for the entire weekend on your personal Facebook page!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE MY TOILET, NOW!!!!""

My face burned red. My family, my friends, my coworkers, everyone.... Everyone would know that I ate this woman's shit. They watched her sit above me 5 times and then release fart after fart and turd after turd. They watched me eat it and then thank her for the opportunity.

I got up slowly, turned off all the equipment and turned to my Master.

"I can't go back."

"I know."

"I... I..."

"You need to become my property. To become the thing that you despise being, but you know that you can't go back to whatever was your life because you know the truth. The truth is that you are my toilet. You've always been my toilet, but you just didn't know it until now. But now that you know what your true purpose is, you have to do it."

"Yes."

"I know, slave. I feel the same way. I can't go back to shitting in some weird porcelain thing. I'm perfect, so I deserve to use a toilet slave. It might seem like a lot, but you and I are right to do this. So, come with me, slave. Let's install you as my permanent toilet slave."

I could have refused, but instead I found myself thanking her for the opportunity to be a slave for the rest of my life. To be her toilet for the rest of my life...