After messing around with one of my big sisters whaky science machines three days ago, i ended up changing how people view me. Going from a regular person to something to be used by females. It's mostly their butts, boobs and pussys; but sometimes other parts as well. Which is why I'm currently wiping my face free of the ass sweat and fart stink that the hot milf next door just covered me with. If I'm going to be stuck like this, then i figured that i'd make the best of it and become a writer for a fetish site and document all the experiences i have. Hence why I'm outside and not living in the shadows.

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Heading to the park, I find a bench under a tree and write down a summary of the first experience I've had, that wasn't with my own sister. Then I spot a pair of fine looking lady's heading in my direction; probably to get out of the summer heat. Putting away my notebook just as they arrive, the one on the left sits next to me, and the one on the right stands in front of me. Standing at about 5 foot 4 with generous curves, a beautiful face and long blonde hair, with what looks like a small baby bump, I could tell that she would be one fine looking mama.

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Lifting her thigh length dress, she proceeds to straddle me; sitting on my lap, with her sweaty bust in my face. Easily being a D-cup, I would love to see them when they start producing milk. Not to mention give said milk a taste. Grabbing my head she shoves my face into her cleavage, using it like a sweat rag while continuing her conversation. Then after a minute or two, she frees me from her booby prison, only to lift her arm and stick her shaven armpit an inch away from my nose. "Lick dear", she says, while listening to her friend. While it does look pretty musky, it doesn't really smell that much; so I dive in tongue first, finding that it's not as bad as I thought. Just a little salty. Satisfied with my work a minute later, she lowers her arm while raising the other one. This time farting on my lap while I lick her pit clean.

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Once again satisfied, she gets off me and swaps places with her friend. The just as hot and just as sweaty woman ploping her plush, Jean covered ass onto my lap. With another pair of mouth watering titties staring at me, I feel my lap getting heated up another level by this new sitters bubbly fart. Starting with her pits first, I lick them clean untill she's satisfied. Then my face is once again enveloped by hot boob flesh. But instead of rubbing like a rag, she just keeps it there; hugging my head, while vibrating my crotch with her smelly farts for a good five minutes. Arguably the best five minutes of my life.

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After being instructed to sit on the ground with my head on the bench, the blonde mother to be steps over me and lifts her dress; her juicy, panty clad rear end casting a shadow over my head. Squatting down untill her butt is hovering above me, she pulls down her underwear; revealing her damp crevice and dirty anus. Bracing myself for impact, I watch her spread her cheeks and align her asshole with my nose, before she sits down; my face getting swallowed up to my ears. Much more potent up close, I start breathing through my mouth, which she takes advantage of by leaning forward and sealing her sweaty vagina between my lips. Managing to hear a sigh of relief, my sinuses get filled a long bassy fart and my tastebuds get showered with a hot salty liquid. The sitter and her friend keeping their conversation going, like this is perfectly normal.

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Spending a good hour as this lady's seat; my nose getting filled with countless farts, and my mouth getting filled with her pee another three times, I hear her friend walk away to get some lunch from the fish and chip shop across the road. Now alone with me, she prys her rump from my face and tells me to get in the same position on the other side of the bench; her panties still around her thighs. Once done she, for the second time, turns around and lifts her dress. With her thighs spread, she then spreads her pussy lips; letting them mold around my nose after she applies some of her weight. Pungent and moist, the strong, sweaty aroma fills my nasal openings as she opens her humid buttcrack. "Open please", she says rather nicely, a fart the exact opposite of nice rumbling into my mouth as she sits her vibrating anus inside it.

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Greasy, sloppy, and tasting like ten pre dump farts in one, I squirm uncomfortably underneath her. "Sorry", she apologises to me, lifting the front of her dress to look me in the eyes. "I've been a bit blocked up lately, but I'll make it quick. And don't forget to clean me inside and out", she says casually, dropping her dress back down before stretching it's fabric away from her body. Staring at the bulge in her womb for a few seconds, fascinated by the almost magical process of life being created, my gaze stops on the two magical orbs attached to this woman's chest. Braless, supple and intoxicating, she tells me to massage them for her. Hypnotized by the sight, I slide my hands over her juicy rump and up her smooth sides; grabbing the things that dreams are made of firmly.

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Letting go of the cloth covering her body and now my arms, she adjusts the chest part while pumping more pre dump farts down my throat; all of them as bad as the first one. But with the feeling of her pillowy breasts in my hands, it's much easier to deal with. "Here it comes dear", the woman using me sighs in relief as her asshole bulges; a warm and sticky, firm mass poking the entrance of my throat before forcing it open. Coming faster then I expected and tasting much fouler then I can comprehend, I enter a comatose like state as her snake like log of reeking shit makes a home in my stomach. The one continues length of filth not giving me any breaks until her bowels are empty, 15 seconds later.

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Being nice enough to give me time to recover, but not nice enough to hold in all the gas her monster shit was holding back, I subconsciously swallow dozens of farts in a matter of minutes; eventually getting my tongue to move, so I can start rimming her soiled bumhole. Like getting your breath back after being thrown into the deep end of the pool, I slowly but steadily lick the stubborn filth off this pregnant lady's farting anus. My only source of air coming from between her Labias; which are now much wetter then before. And if that's not proof enough that she's enjoying this, then the erect nipples poking into my palms and her slow grinding certainly fill the gaps.

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Having time to spare, but not wanting to get caught by her friend, the hot blonde rubs her vagina agaist my nose recklessly as I clean her shithole with my tongue. Her quiet moans filling the vacant area, and the bench threating to fall over while she squeezes her tits with my hands. Muttering something unintelligible after a few minutes of painting my face, a soaking wet fart explodes around my tongue, and she starts spasiming; her thighs clenching together like she's trying crush my head between them.

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"Sorry it took so long", the friend of the facesitter apologises 10 minutes later, completely unaware of what happened in her absence. "It's fine", said facesitter stutters, her asshole on my nose and her creamy pussy in my mouth, with me in the same position as before; my body once again between her legs, with my hands by her feet like nothing happened. "Mind if I have a turn", the friend asks, placing a bag on the ground. "Not at all", the seated female replies, standing up a few inches and giving my face a quick wipe with the gusset of her panties, before pulling them up completely and taking a seat next to my head.

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Looking up at the friend, her dark locks and piercing eyes looking back, she steps over me like the woman before her and unbuttons her tight jeans; giving me an eyeful of her tasty buttocks while shuffling them down to her knees. Decorated with a cheek revealing thong, it's plumper then I first expected and much swampier. Probably because shes been sitting in a take away shop for the last 20 or so minutes. "Sorry about this kiddo", she apologises while looking at me over her shoulder; lowering down untill her ripe ass is hovering above me. Ignoring the kiddo remark, I come to terms with the more pressing matter that is her butt. So much worse up close, the steamy no man's land is so pungent that I can almost see stench lines coming from it. But then she pulls her damp thong to side; releasing the true horror of her ass.

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Seeing the state her rotten anus is in, a shiver goes down my spine. Easily a hundred shades darker then her ass cheeks, it's like she hasn't washed or wiped in months. But I don't get long to contemplate my potential demise as it comes crashing down a moment later. Being so bad that I actually groan in displeasure, my sounds get ignored and the brunette grabs a fistful of my hair. Exhaling pleasurably, she rubs her foul backside up and down my face like she's scratching a month old itch. Then she lets go and spreads her cheeks. Zeroing in on my nasal cavity, she firmly scrubs her nasty butthole against it; sighing in relief when an extremely potent sbd makes it bulge and swallow my nose. Which I don't get a break from, because she slowly sits down halfway through, ensuring that my sniffer slides inside her poop chute like a buttplug.

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Getting comfortable and settling her entire weight, her bum meat actually touching the bench, she leans back slightly and uncovers her musky vagina; her neat and tidy pubic hair tickling my chin as she fills my breathing mouth with her sweaty lips. Happy with her placement, she leans forward and picks up the bag; a bubbly fart popping around my nose while she does so. Grabbing her meal and drink, she passes it to the blonde that just stained her panties with a wet fart. "Still got the shits", the female in the dress comments, after a juicy fart vibrates my face. "Yeah", my new user responds, taking a sip from her bottle as she starts peeing in my mouth. "My new diet still isn't agreeing with me. But I'll get used to it eventually", the brunette says, farting loudly around her fleshy ass friend, before rambling on about something.

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Choking down her vile piss one mouthful at a time, while being forced to inhale her reeking gas; the pair above me continue to chow down and chat for another two hours. The only form of acknowledgement coming as an order to lick the pussy in my mouth, after it stopped expelling liquid waste. Not to lick it clean. Just to lick it and keep licking untill she's satisfied. "We should probably get going", the blonde says after checking the time. "I guess so", the brunette replies after doing the same. "But first I gotta take of something", she then says, gesturing to the public toilets near by.

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Dragging me into an empty stall and gently forcing me onto the floor, my current tormentor removes all her clothes and pushes my head against the seat; straddling it like her blonde friend did when she had to go. Not that she knew that. "It's gonna come out quick, so keep your throat open and try not to gag", she tells me, before a greasy shart echos down that very organ. Angling her shithole so her filth has a oneway street to my stomach, she starts relaxing her muscles. A choir of toilet breaking sharts lubing up my mouth and esophagus, before a wave of sloppy mush shoots out of her rectum.

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Overwhelmed by the taste alone, I instinctively put my hands on her glutes and try to push her off. But she just grabs them and pulls them to her chest; covering her horny nipples with them and folding her arms tightly, so all I can do to protest is give her more pleasure. Applying more weight, the excited female continues to fills my stomach with hot blasts of ass soup. Her dripping pussy coating my sinuses with a different bodily fluid. Grunting painfully after a minute break, puke inducing tsunamis of splattering sharts and sludge rush into my mouth and down my throat for at least twenty minutes; my shit filled stomach close to bursting afterwards.

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Recovering from the pleasure of orgasiming on my face multiple times, while I recover from almost dying multiple times, I slowly and gradually lick the womans used asshole so she'll get off me. Which she eventually does. And as soon as she leaves the restroom, I turn and use the real toilet; evacuating everything in my stomach back out the way it came. "I might have to rethink this plan of mine", I say to myself as I crawl out of the stall and rinse my mouth out; getting a pretty shitty surprise afterwards, when a cute girl runs in holding her stomach, before stopping dead in her tracks when she sees me.