By: Spongeboy1521
It was a nice pleasant summer afternoon. Jane and I were both on summer break and decided that we'd actually be in each other's company today. It wasn't super uncommon but we both had our own friends and normally ended up being with some of them. As I remember it we were sitting in the backyard, we had an in-ground fire pit that we sat around. It was early evening and I had made the fire maybe 30 minutes before. We sat around talking for a while. We had gone with our mom to get ice cream earlier that day (Jane's favorite as I've mentioned before) And that ice cream was seemingly starting to take affect on her poor tummy.
She had been offhandedly rubbing her stomach for a little while, and I'd become very familiar with what this meant. So over the course of a few minutes I slowly shifted closer to her until there was only about a foot gap between us. Jane wore a tie-dye t-shirt with a pair of loose fitting floral shorts. Suddenly she glances at me for a moment and looks like she's thinking. Then she slightly shrugs more to herself than anything. She's sitting cross-legged, and slightly leans away from me. With the ambient noise of wind, the fire, and various insects; I don't hear any noise, but it takes less than a second to smell it. I'm hit with a pungent wave of stink, it smells like what you can imagine a really, really old carton of milk to smell like. I look at Jane with my nose wrinkled and she starts to laugh.
"Oh come on, I know you don't mind it~" She says.
"I'm gonna start minding it if they all smell like that" I respond.
Jane laughs more as I try to fan away the smell to no success. I absolutely adored her smell, but I was just too scared to fully admit it. Jane returns to her normal sitting position.
"Well sorry but there's gonna be more" She apologizes in a way that I can 100% tell she doesn't mean it.
I just laugh and shake my head. We continue talking. Although it's not even 30 seconds before she leans to the side again and lets out another silent stream of gas. She sighs quietly after this one and leans back to normal. The same smell hits me, this time even worse. I gag slightly and Jane simply laughs at me. She playfully fans her stink towards me.
"This is what ice cream does to me..." in an overly depressed tone. She laughs shortly after.
"Maybe you should stop eating so much then-" I reply.
"Are you kidding? It tastes so good I'll deal with this any day~ And you're going to have to as well :D"
I groan in response which puts a wide smile on Jane's face. She continues to ambush me with farts for the next hour. She even quickly stood up and bent over away from me to get one right on the side of my head. I swatted her butt away and she was dying off laughter as she sat back down in her spot.
Luckily we were outside, because if we weren't whatever room we were in would be smelled disgusting by now. But we had the wind to carry the smell away.