Stink Bombs
by Butt Boy

It's true. From the position i'm usually in, i can barely hear anything at all.
And, in fact, it's a real chore just to be able to breathe. But please, please...don't
tell my Mistress...She'll think that i don't adore Her, or that She hasn't got
the most perfect ass in history. i have studied it up close and personally,
and i can tell You, Goddess Sondra has a magnificent ass.

Last Saturday, i was studying it from my usually submissive position, the queening
position. Goddess was fully seated on my adororing face while She chatted away
with Her friends on the telephone.

"Yes, let's do lunch, shall we?", i heard Her say as She shifted Her weight,
and pulled Her luscious buttcheeks far apart, a silent command for me to insert
my tongue in Her perfect rosebud anus and lick. "Perhaps that little Mexican
cantina overlooking the beach....wonderful! See you there in an hour....bye!"
i heard Her hang up the phone, and groan as She twisted Her bottom over my trapped
face. "Mmmmmmmmmm, little slave boy, you do love my ass so, don't you?", She
cooed. i would have answered Her, as i've been trained to do, except that my
mouth was full of succulent Goddess assflesh, warm, dewey, musky with Her most
private essences.

"It's a good thing you love it so much, because after my little lunch today,
it will be wreaking it's havoc!", She laughed. "I'm sure you know what I mean,
don't you, you little worm?" Goddess stood and pulled Her skirt down, then reached
and ran Her fingers through my matted hair. "Be a good boy and clean the toilet
while I'm gone. Make sure you do a good job, and consider it your appetizer!"
She giggled, grabbed Her keys and left.

It always delights Goddess for me to clean the toilet, as there are no brushes
or disinfectants to do the job. Just a slave tongue. Mine. And since Her regular
queenings have given me decent breath control, i can dunk my head into the bowl
and lick for a long time before needing to come up for air. Good thing, too,
because the bowl had not been cleaned in awhile. my tongue licked all the way
around and down into the bowl as deep as i could reach, my mouth and tongue
filled with the intoxicating taste of Goddess' excreta.

It must have taken an hour and a half, at least, but i was finally done. i washed
up, gargled with hydrogen peroxide, and prepared for Her return.

i was just coming from my slave quarters when i heard the key in the door. Hurridly,
i assumed the position, the slave greeting position: all fours, head down, ready
for inspection if necessary. From the chatter and laughter, i knew She was not
alone.

"Honey, I'm home!", She called out with bemused sarcasm. Her first acknowledgement
of my existence is always the signal to crawl to Her, and i quickly did so.
She reached down and tilted my chin skyward, and i could see Her towering over
me. "C'mon, slave boy, give us a kiss!" She turned and hiked Her skirt, and
i dutifully kissed each of Her ass cheeks.

"My, that's so sweet!", i heard the other voice exclaim. "I wish I had one of
those at home waiting for me!"

"Well, today darling, you DO", Goddess replied. "Say hello to buttboy. he's
my little ass-worshipping lapdog!"

"Hellooooooo, slave", said the other voice.

"Slave, crawl over to Artemis and show Her what a good little ass kisser you
are!"

Obediently, i crawled over to the curvy young woman standing next to my Mistress
and peered up sheepishly, as She snickered and turned Her back to me, revealing
Her round, swiveling backside. i leaned forward and kissed each of Her jutting
globes.

"Ohhhhh, that's so nice", i heard Her sigh.

"Thank You...i do think i've got him well trained, and he certainly has come
to know and love his place. We'll see if he still feels that way after this
afternoon is over!", Goddess remarked. "After all, We have just had a nice little
Mexican meal, and i think You know what that means!"

"Oh, You wicked little thing, are You suggesting that We do what I think You're
implying?"

"Uh-huh. After all, little buttboy here just cannot love anything in the world
more than my ass. And if it is to be his life's work, then he'll have to love
it in all it's modes, won't he?"

The Ladies had a hearty laugh as they settled back on the couch and began to
kiss. i settled right by Goddess' feet and awaited Her further commands.

i hadn't long to wait. Goddess reached down and grabbed me by the hair, and
pulled me to Her gorgeous rump. i heard a hissing sound, and fely my face burn
with Her fart as it blasted me in the face. my eyes began to tear as She howled.
"Sniff me, buttboy, get your nose right up there and inhale!"

"Pee-yoo!", Artemis exclaimed "That is one nasty smell You have! i'll bet i
can beat it, though!" As She said this, she roughly pulled me out of Goddess'
grasp and wrenched me roughly into Her ass crack. "Take a whiff, buttboy, see
how you like this one!" Her bowels rumbled and She farted loudly, a sulphuric
smell invaded my senses as i gagged and choked on Her gas.

"Ewwwwww, You stink!", Goddess chortled, releasing another fart of Her own as
She sat squarely on my sputtering face. i became so dizzy for the lack of oxygen
that i thought i would pass out, but i guess that was the point. "I can see
it in the papers now," Artemis said. " 'Ass kisser cured of fetish, dies in
process'...let's see if We can't render this little prick unconcious, at least",
She added sadistically as She wiggled next to Her lover on the seat, my face.

They spent what felt like hours trading places on me. Just when i thought i
had a break, a lovely Female ass came crashing down, blocking out my sight,
my ability to get air, and instead providing me with some of Their Own, one
stinking fart after another, a contest to see who could be the one to put me
into dreamland with Their putrid odors.

Finally, mercifully, Artemis stood up and announced that She had to shit. Reeling,
my head spinning as though i was drunk, Goddess prodded me up as i watched Artemis
saunter erotically into the toilet, Her wagging ass trailing seductively behind
Her.

As She closed the door, Goddess called out. "Don't flush, honey! I just realized
that I haven't fed my pet today, and he must be good and famished by now!"

Leaning down, She whispered. "Awwwwwww, all that work you did on the toilet
today, all going to waste, so to speak! Well, don't be discouraged, little man,
I'll give you another chance." Artemis returned, and presented me with Her naked
ass, smeared with fresh shit and ready for cleaning.

"Y'know, I really have to go myself," i heard Her exclaim as i lapped at Artemis'
lush fanny. "I'll be right back. Then you can clean me, and then you'll crawl
in there for lunch, you wimp. Afterwards, I expect that toilet to have a spit
shine, understand?"

i tried to nod my head affirmatively, only to hear Artemis growl angrilly and
pull my head back into Her shit chute. And i knew, finally, that i was a true
ass slave.