So you want to be a toilet slave?
by Slave Fart

So you want to be a toilet slave?

The very first thing to understand is this: Human shit tastes awful. It smells awful. It is foul in both texture and stench and taste and it is wholly disgusting to consume it, willingly or through any kind of force.

But that's kind of the point, isn't it? Isn't that why you and i think about eating shit?

i know for me it stems from the desire to be a completely subservient thing for a Woman. Not a man, not Her slave per se, but Her thing. Just a nothing. It's the absolute best when your User thinks of you as just Their toilet, if They think of you at all.

Now for me, it's usually a Woman shitting in my mouth or on me because They get some kind of fun out of the deal too. An ex using me as Her toilet is more than just Her thinking about me as a slave, She's doing it for added humiliation, and that's still great.

Being used as a toilet is intense, and it will not go as you expect it to for 99.999% of the people out there thinking about becoming a toilet. you will vomit or spit it out, unable to swallow. Over time, that might change, but i'll let you know that i still wretch and vomit and spit it out from time to time. i've been eating shit for over 10 years now, and i still get sick from it. Because it's fucking disgusting!!!! It's shit! It's someone's fucking waste! When Mandy, the inspiration for "One Night Stand" shit in my mouth, She was so fucking grossed out at first that She almost didn't do it. But that's the thing... i know what to look for in someone. i know how to find that "Someone that wants to shit in someone else's mouth".

So how do you get someone to use you at all?!

One of the things i want to convey to you other toilets out there is that i understand how embarrassing it is to have this fetish. That's why it's so tough, because you can't very well just ask someone you know, "Hey, will You take a fat shit in my mouth?"

It might be your Girlfriend or friend since you were ten. It might be your co-worker or a Woman at the bar. All the same, it's impossible to just come out and ask. And forget just asking a stranger, "Hey, wanna take a steaming dump on my face?"

How do i do it? Simple...

Get into a conversation with a person and just enjoy their company. Talk to them and be real with them. Forget about trying to be Their toilet. It's either going to happen or not, so just immediately forget about trying. That's why Kate said it wasn't creepy. She said it was just a natural way it arose and that was that. Then She fucking unloaded a hell storm of shit on my face and in my mouth so i could be used as Her personal plumbing.

Once you're in the conversation, and this is what i use, i start talking about how human life truly has no value, that everything great was built on the back of human suffering. "Slaves built the pyramids in Egypt. Slaves built the infrastructure of the modern railways. Slaves are how things get done. Hell, a lot of people would use a slave if they could."

Then when you start arguing about the philosophical terms, and you should know by now if they agree that slavery was something crucial (if they don't, there's a high probability that they're not going to use you as a toilet). Here's where i throw in something like, "Oh come on! Are You telling me You wouldn't have a slave? Like, if nobody knew it. Nobody in the world is ever going to find out that You own a slave, but they're there on their own accord and beg to be Your slave. They tell you that's all they have ever wanted was to serve as Your slave and nobody is going to know You own them, they're just Your slave because they want to be and nobody knows You own them."

About 50% of the people here are going to say they wouldn't and 40% will have a caveat. Maybe 5% more will refuse to answer, and the final 5% will probably acquiesce and say they would enjoy owning a slave.

From here, you have to make a judgement call. i've had people who openly refused they'd own a slave gladly shit down my throat and say some of the most mentally destructive things. Teri was one of those people, and yet She tried forcing me to eat Her shit without consent and immediately used me as a toilet when She had the chance. Corrin was one of the people who openly said She'd own a slave. There's no science, but being able to read their body language when asking is a huge portion of finding out their true nature.

The next question you can ask has a much easier giveaway, but should only be asked when you're one on one with them and you have to steer the conversation there. Again, i use the idea that human life means nothing or that every human has their price. Here's one i used on Brooke, probably my favorite User ever because of the combination of pure beauty and Her giant, fantastic ass.

"No, no... Everyone has their price. Anyone can be bought. Think about it. If someone offered You like a million dollars to eat their shit, You'd probably do it, right?"

At this point, most people (including Brooke) say they wouldn't eat shit.

"Well i know i would! i would eat someone's shit for a year! Every day, however much and whatever consistency, i'm Their toilet."

From here, i usually take it down this road...

"What about shitting on someone, or having them eat it? Would You do that? What if someone just absolutely begged you to shit in their mouth. they want Your shit in their mouth and they want You to have that incredible power over them. Would You shit in their mouth?"

i want you to know something: you're going to hear maybe, MAYBE 1 out of 20 people say they would do it. If they say they would do it, you have a chance...

Now i'm overly cautious, so for me it's like 1 out of every 3 people i talk to about the subject will i actually bring myself to ask them. i've only gotten a no from Girlfriends, and it's usually because They think it would be gross, and it is. But also on the same side of the coin, when we break up about half have decided it would be a great rush of power to shit in someone's mouth and They don't think They'll have the chance again so half of my ex Girlfriends have shit in my mouth as the ultimate moment of break up. Nobody more humiliating about it than Stephanie, who literally used Her dump as a way to "dump" me...

This is written to help you understand that this process isn't easy and you're very likely going to hear "Ew! No way would I ever do that!" a lot more than, if ever, you'll hear, "Haha! I think I would... The power sounds hot..."

But for me, from the time i was thirteen and my next door neighbor, Nikki, who was young as well farted in my face with Her bare asshole when i begged Her to let me smell Her farts i knew i wanted to be a servant to Women and their asses. i learned how to ask, and have been lucky enough to do it.

i still get sick and it's still disgusting... But... That's kind of the point, isn't it?

P.S. This makes me want to look up Nikki now... She grew up kind of fat, but maybe She'll give me some nasty fast food farts.