Social Media sucks...
by Slave Fart

"Hang on man, let me post a pic of my burrito! It's fucking huge," my buddy Greg shouted, his slurring thick with the booze he'd been guzzling.

It was a huge burrito, though. Burrito King, Number one in the Midwest, they'd boasted. I tasted it and there was absolutely no way it was even in the top 5...

We kept wandering around the town's now famous "Burrito Festival", a three day, two night drinking fest for the college kids in the area. I hated it and didn't want to go, but I knew the girl I had a crush on was going to be there. She was so gorgeous, too. I texted her a picture of Greg's burrito, and then she sent me one of her burrito. It was a MONSTER!!!

"No way are you eating all of that," I texted with an exclamation point.

"Oh fuck yes I am! Come watch me finish. We're on Main Street. The North end."

I grabbed Greg and my other friend Scott and we ran over to the North end of Main Street. I was practically sprinting.

When I got there, I saw her. She really is something special, too. Her name is even sexy: Brittany. Ok, so maybe her name is normal, but she's an incredibly hot dirty blonde. And she's short. That good short. That hot almost 5'2" or 5'3" range.

My heart dropped as I watched her from behind as her perfectly shaped butt pressed against the spandex when she leaned forward and over the table for a bite of that monstrous burrito. It made Burrito King look like nothing, but there she was, only a few bites away.

I tapped her on the shoulder when she had a mouthful and she stood up to give me a huge hug. Twirling her around felt so amazing! Her breasts are perky and firm and they pressed into my chest and I knew there was a connection.

"How's the burrito coming," I asked.

She made an exasperated face and shrunk down, "I swear, this thing is going to be horrible when I finish! Here, take a picture with me while I take a bite!"

We smiled and lined up.

*Flash*

When we looked at the picture, there was a third face photobombing it.....

"Hey there, Brit! Hello... You..."

i about fell over where i stood.

"Stephanie!!! How are You!!!"

Brittany gave Her a hug and a kiss and asked if Steph would take a picture of me and Brittany together with the giant burrito.

She fake bit into it and i smiled. i knew coming to this thing would be a bad idea...

Stephanie handed the camera back to Brit and She loved the picture and talked about how cute we were together.

The whole conversation was just ringing in my ears. i knew why Stephanie was here... She wanted to use me as Her toilet again.

An hour passed and then two. Everyone was drinking beers and Stephanie didn't leave. She knew Brittany enough to keep up a conversation and it kept Brittany away from talking to me. Brit knew some of our past, but politely kept talking to Steph so long as She was there.

Eventually Greg and Scott wandered off to find "pussy" and i hung around trying to coax Brittany into talking more with me and ditching Steph.

Eventually, Steph went to go get another beer, at this point we had all been drinking. Apparently Brittany said She had been drinking and had eaten three burritos, including the seriously huge one, since 5 am. College kids love Burrito Fest...

Brit grabbed my hand and lead me away where we finally made out! i was kissing Her! She asked me if i wanted another beer, and i told Her i would run to go get it.

i made it to the beer line and Steph was waiting and pounced.

"I need your mouth. I have to take a huge shit."

"Look... i... i can't right now. i'm trying to..."

"Fuck Brittany? I know. I don't care. I have to take a shit. I want to take My shit in your mouth. Then, I want you to eat My shit. And you're going to do what I say, because you're my property and I own you. you're my slave, and you're my fucking toilet. So, you're going to now run... No, sprint to the third porta potty and lock it. When you hear me scratch my nails against the side, unlock it and open. Be on your knees with your mouth open and head tilted back. Do you fucking understand?"

my gaze plummeted to Her feet as i responded in shame, "Yes Mistress."

i could feel Her victorious smile and i knew She'd thrown Her head back with poise and ownership.

All because i couldn't stop Her from owning me.

i sprinted into the third porta potty like She'd commanded and saw there was piss on the floor. i waited for 45 minutes when i heard Her nails scrape against the side.

i unlocked the door and tilted my head back in obedience so Stephanie could shit in comfortability. So She could shit in my mouth...

Tears started streaming as i realized i'd given up trying to have sex with Brittany tonight so i could eat Stephanie's shit. She opened the door and looked down at me again, in triumph. Her laughter made me start crying again, but it was no matter.

Her belt was straining because of all the food She'd eaten, but it would be a little emptier soon enough.

She showed me Her pussy and it was dripping with cum.

"That's why it took so long. That's your buddy Greg's. Suck it out."

She laughed the entire time i acted as Her douche and i sucked until She was clean. She then turned around and pointed Her bare ass my way again, in what had become a most familiar sight. That puckering anus was so pulsing and ready to unleash a full days worth of beer farts and burrito shits right down my throat.

She took a load off and sat down fullweight. i had to use my hands to hold Her up so She wouldn't snap my neck! As i pushed Her up, just off my mouth, She let a solid *brap* of a fart go. It stunk up even the already foul porta potty and She started a log of Her shit as it was ready for Her toilet, my mouth.

"Push me up so My shit sort of has to drop into your mouth," She ordered.

i obeyed and did a sort of military press mixed with an incline bench as Her turd seemed to stay in place as She kept forcing it out. i could feel the heat off Her shit and the stink was foul beyond belief. But there i sat, waiting for it to break off so i could eat it.

It did finally break off, all 12 or so inches of it. It fell straight back, hitting me between the eyes and landing directly over my nose. Again, it wasn't just the taste or smell; This Woman used to tell me She loved me.

Her stomach rumbled again and She shouted, "Hurry up and eat My turd. I have a huge pile of shit coming. It's gonna be pretty fucking foul. Like that loose shits I have, where it comes out in a pile. It's always like that at the end of a monster shit. So chew up and get ready for it. I'm going to sit on your mouth so it doesn't get all over your face."

i obeyed and She unleashed immediately. my cheeks pushed to the brink, i just grunted and swallowed until my mouth was empty and i started to lick at Her anus.... Only to have Stephanie release again, filling my mouth right up to Her asshole.

"Oh, did you think it was over? Hahaha!"

She waited until i was done and let out one more solid fart. i took my pill and cleaned Her asshole. She had handed me a second pill when i was done. She must have seen my confusion because She then said, "Just... Just hang on one minute."

She pulled up Her pants, and tightened the belt that now fit Her slim waist again... Only to quickly unbuckle it and pull down Her pants very quickly while She sat down for one more fart powered dump. It was 2 seconds of gas, one inch of turd, 1 second of gas, one inch of turd, and then just repeating for about 6 more inches of shit.

There was so much gas that i knew i'd have to burp up Her farts, but that was an option only if i wanted to get beaten.

i took the second pill and cleaned Her anus one more time as She laughed. Her favorite thing in the world was making me think i was done eating Her shit before making me eat one last load. That answered the question of Her giving me the second pill. That seemed weird to give me an ext...

"slave. Here's one more pill," She said while again putting on Her pants, "you'll need it."

The door opened and Brittany was waiting right outside. Her smile showed Her white teeth and She slurred as She stumbled into the portpotty while Stephanie held the door open and helped Her in.

"I can't believe he's gonna eat My shit, Steph! You're a really good person for letting Me use him," Her words seemed to be stuck in honey as they fell out of Her drunken mouth when She then turned to look at me, "I'm gonna tell everyone about this."

Stephanie shut the door and Brittany needed help getting Her pants off... It's exceptionally demoralizing when you help the Person that's going to shit into your mouth by making it easier for them to use you as Their toilet...

But i knew i had been commanded and obeyed.

Brit pulled down Her underwear and turned around. i make no exaggeration when i say that Her perfectly small waist ran into an amazing ass that needed no help staying up. Her ass cheeks were perfectly round and as i reached my neck to place my face firmly between those ass cheeks i felt like it took me days to reach my tongue to Her anus. When i got there, She farted. It was HORRIBLE!!!! But... There was a substance that was... Oh my god...

"I've been up since 5, like I said. We drank and drank and drank! I wanted to fuck you by the trees where we just were, but when you didn't come back with my beer, Steph walked up with two for me. She also called Scott over and he fucked me in the ass. That fart just rocketed his cum into your mouth. Quit crying... you're making My ass cheeks wet. Now get ready to chew."

Her ass pushed me back into the same position i help Steph in while Brittany got ready to use my mouth as Her toilet basin.

There was a small sigh of relief, and not a second later a thin, neverending rope of shit started to pour through Her colon, past Her anus, and onto my tongue. i didn't think i'd be able to handle anymore when She farted and it pushed the bulk of Her shit through my esophagus.

"Mmmmm," She hummed, farting again. She was getting so much enjoyment out of it, so it started to feel good to me. Maybe She'd let me date Her after...

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! HNGGGGGG!!!!"

A turd about 2 and a half inches in diameter started to spread Her anus apart and i thought i maybe heard tearing as it started to slowly escape the confines of Her colon. But just when i thought it would be a slow emerging turd, all 7 inches shot out and She jumped off my face.

i grabbed Her turd so it would stay upright, sticking out of my mouth. She pulled out Her camera and took another picture...

"Oh my god... We need one more picture... Another selfie, but this time, instead of me eating a burrito and you smiling, it'll be you eating My shit and Me smiling while you eat it! We'll document the whole thing then have a vid of you licking My ass clean!"

i posed and She smiled and then we took a vine of my face invisible to the world because Her ass cheeks literally hid my entire face from a side view. i can't stress enough how perfect of a bubble butt She has...

She farted during the video and i said, "Thank you."

Mercifully, it finally all came to an end.

She opened the door and left. i heard Her thank Steph again and then i opened the door to finally exit.

In my way was Stephanie...

"Before you leave, here... Let me show you something."

She motioned me to the ground and there was nobody around, so i obeyed. She sat on my mouth with Her spandex covered asshole, faced away from my feet, farted another big one, and then showed me Her phone screen...

"This is how I knew you were coming here. you posted it all over twitter, foursquare, and facebook. you also posted every stop you were near. I devised my plan in all of ten seconds," She shuffled, pulled Her pants down so it was bare asshole over mouth and farted again, "Seriously, you're going to have to eat those all night. Because when you posted you'd be here at 7 am, I got here and started eating as many bean filled items as possible. Now here's the fun part... I knew Greg would fuck me. I knew Scott would fuck anything. you know what else? I took pictures and video... Documented it all online. So did Brittany. Now everyone knows you eat My shit. Everyone watched you thank Me. Everyone has a pic of you with Brittany's shit in your mouth. Nobody will want you. Everyone is going to see those pictures and videos and now you're tainted... Know that? I knew you'd be destroyed and what's more, you're about to thank me, aren't you?"

She lifted Her anus just a little off my mouth, and i spoke as clear as i could, "Yes Mistress. Thank You for farting and shitting down my throat. Thank You for letting me eat Mistress Brittany's shit. Thank You for letting my friends have sex with You both. And please let me serve You in any way You desire. Please. And please continue to fart in my mouth and if You desire, please shit in my mouth again."

She shook Her head and spoke...

"Pathetic."

She stood up into a bit of a crouch and shit on my face again.

"Keep My shit on your face while you lay in public for another 15 minutes. Clean yourself off. Then come to My apartment so I can fart comfortably without the stink all night, boy."

"Yes Mistress."

As She walked off, i started to think. Maybe it wasn't such a bad night after all... Everyone would know i ate Brittany's ass and i'd get to brag about that, right? And i had someone that wanted my face in their ass again. So yeah! i guess eating shit out of Winner's asses makes me a loser, but at least i'm good enough to serve them... And if i'm lucky enough to be the slave of a winner, well then that's just fine with me.