By: sexyfartass
It was an evening of a cold winter day, I lived alone with my mom and was the only one home, mom was out getting groceries, it was time to execute my plan. I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and ran over to my mom’s recliner that she always sits in, it’s positioned right next to the couch so that we can sit close together. Often we’ll have fun movie nights or watch our favorite TV shows for hours, it’s safe to say we’re couch potatoes.
Anyways, I take the blade and cut into the seat of the recliner, cutting out a shallow circle from the center and cutting out a small circle down the middle entirely so that it goes through the chair. I then quickly go to the kitchen with the foam in my hands to grab a tube that I hid under the lowest cabinet. I threw away the foam but kept the fabric of the seat, sniffing it as I took it out my pocket it just stunk too good not to, I swear I was able to smell every single swamp ass dinner fart that is absorbed from my mothers ass over the years. It REEKS, And As much as I want to keep it to sniff every night I still need it. I have more work to do, quick.
I went back to the chair and threaded the long tube down the hole, one end had a funnel and I let that side face up in the seat where I cut out the circle for it. Then I ran back to the kitchen to get some hot glue, and then glued the underneath of the seat fabric to the top edges of the funnel so it looked like it was connected to the recliner and meant to be there. Then I took the original fabric and hot glued it on top of the funnel so now it was invisible. A thin fabric Will be the only thing between my mom’s rancid ass and the funnel. And after one last trip to the kitchen I grabbed the final things I needed a large cardboard box. I then placed the cardboard box behind the recliner, its not like the reclining feature still works so It’s all good.
Finally I placed the tubes end under an edge of the box so it’s inside it, and then stepped away to see how it looked. It was perfect, she’ll never think anythings off! And with that, I began to cook dinner for us. A cheesy green bean casserole with cabbage, with a side lentil stuffing, and a thick brown gravy. It was kind of tough to make dinners since my mom was vegetarian, but I never mind cause the aftermath is always insanely brutal from all the veggies, not to mention what dairy does to her.
Soon after dinner Is done I hear the front door open and my mom walks in with a bag in her arms “hey honey! Oh you made dinner? You’re so sweet!” She sets the bag on the counter and gives me a hug and a kiss before putting away the groceries “hey, that premade chocolate milk thats soooo good but wrecks my tummy was super onsale so we’re gonna have PLENTY! But don’t worry, I’ll go easy on it to not destroy your nose and the air quality tonight deary.” I felt a little down cause of that, I wanted tonight’s gas to be LETHAL and CONSTANT… “well mom… remember how I was just sick a few days ago? My nose uhh can’t smell a thing because of it! So don’t skimp on drinking chocolate milk or having seconds on my account cause I won’t notice anything! Don’t believe me you can test it, tell me to smell something bad, I won’t be able to!”
My mom giggles happy at my news but still concerned for me “aww baby, I’m so sorry you can’t smell anything! Well… considering tonight’s dinner and chocolate milk maybe The Lord had mercy on you! Hahaha!” She goes to take off her coat and now I can clearly see what she’s wearing, a sweaty long sleeve shirt and thick sweatpants, dark circles are under her arms from the pit stains. She takes a tiny whiff of her armpit and waves a hand over her nose “whew! I forgot to wear deodorant this morning so mommy’s pits are RIPE right now! PU! If You still wanna prove you can’t smell honey you can put it to the test right here if ya want? I wouldn’t blame ya if you don’t want to risk it though! These babies are BAD! Hahahaha!”
I’m in heaven right now, but I can’t let my excitement show… “umm, sure… I’ll prove I can’t smell…” she goofily lifts her sweaty arms and lets me slowly stick my face in her pit. I start to take deep sniffs and I have to pull my shirt down to hide my hard on, Fuck the stench was nasty. It reeked like pure sweat and hot sweaty garbage, it was a thick yet stabbing stench that raced up your nose and lingered for ever deep within you. Any normal man would be gagging and trying to get away now, yet I stayed sniffing. It was so foul even my eyes were watering, it was like rotting fast food mixed with straight sweat, it was fucking horrible. “Oh gosh honey I can barely watch! Ugh the thought you sniffing under my armpit is making ME sick, geez you definitely can’t smell cuz if you could you would be DYING right now hahaha!” She sadly puts her arm down and kisses me on the forehead. I try to kindle something again “want me to test it again! I bet it would be funnier with your uhh farts or something else that’s bad!”
Mom just laughed “aww sweetie, if you want to sniff mommies toots you should’ve just asked! How about we tie your nose to my butt and you can sniff it all night long! Hahahaha!” My face goes pale a little and I don’t know what to say, this would be a dream come true! But then she spoke again “aww don’t be so flustered honey, mommy’s just messing with you! Tehehehee! I can’t imagine anyone in the world ACTUALLY wanting to smell MY smelly farts! Hahaha! Could you imagine! Oh dear the thought is so absurd that is just so gross! Maybe the CIA should try it for interrogation! Then again they don’t want to totally break em down or kill em hahahaha! I’m gunna go change I’ll be back hon.” She slaps her butt playfully and then goes to change, coming back in silk pajama pants and a tank top that totally shows off her stained stubbly pits.
She then gets heaping servings of dinner and a tall glass of chocolate milk, even taking the gallon with her to her tray table for refills. I think to myself, oh my God she didn’t notice the box at all! She then plops down on the seat of her recliner and gets cozy with a blanket, not seeming to notice the hole or funnel under her butt. I’m so happy that phase one of the plan worked! Ok, now for phase two. As mom turns on a movie and starts eating I turn off the lights and sit on the couch “hows the food mom? Are ya very hungry tonight?” She nods her head and speaks with her mouth half full “it’s so good dear, ugh I’m totally gonna pig out tonight! I’m so hungry, agh! Hahaha! I’m so glad you’re nose isn’t working tonight cause this whole room is going to be a biohazard in the next half hour ALONE I can tell ya honey.”
I fake a yawn and grab at my stomach In fake discomfort “uhhgg… mom I’m not feeling well, I think I’m gonna go to bed early…” mom looks pouty at me and is sad I’m leaving “aww but you’re my movie buddy! And you usually love hearing me toot up a storm, tonight’s gonna be nuclear bombs going off hehee!” I pretend to look sad “sorry mom, watch all the best movies in my honor will ya? Don’t worry I’ll be up tomorrow!” We goofily salute each other and I lumber away to my room in fake sickness.
Once in my room I get into my underwear, grabbed my white colored glow stick, and then silently open the door, crawling out and looking around the corner at my mom. Shes just sitting in her recliner, engrossed between watching the movie and eating her dinner. Swiftly I scurry over to behind the couch, still unnoticed. I then army crawl over to the box, carefully lift the lid, and crawl inside. The box is big enough that I can easily sit up and relax on my back a bit too, but I prefer to sit cross legged. In the upper side of the box facing her chair I cut out a wide hole that aligns perfectly with the opening in the back of the recliner, the one where the back and the bottom meet. I then cracked the glow stick a little more, making sure to do it during a loud part of her movie, and then stuck it into the cushion behind her butt. I had to me SO careful not to accidentally touch her otherwise it may have been all over for me.
Anyways, with the glowstick In place I could see myself in the box as well as look through the hole to stare at my mom’s pink, silk, pajama bottom ass. Staring at her fat butt I used one hand to grab the tube end and hold it close to my nose, and the other hand to touch myself.
Sniffing the tube only brought the sour smell of her musky ass but soon it all changed DRASTICALLY, hearing her breathing stop for a few moments I listen to hear an absolutely wet RIPPER sputter out her buttcheeks into the funnel. I eagerly jerked off and pressed my nose to the tube sniffing hard yet quietly as I waited for the brain destroying stench to arrive. “Phew… that’s gonna be a paint peeler… too bad my baby boy isn’t here to hear it hahaha…”
I feel the heat rise up to my face And invade my nose as it fills the box, The immediate stench strangles my senses with hot putrid eggy death. My eyes burn and I have to fight back coughing and puking, yet I keep sniffing it up as much as I can. The smell is fucking terrible, like rotting meat and cheese fermenting in a dumpster with eggs and cabbage, it’s godawful and its visibly deteriorating the inside of the cardboard.
I keep huffing it and jerking off hard while staring at her ass through the hole. Soon I hear more grumbling and she tenses her asscheeks before…
Ppprrrttrrrrbbbllbbppprrtttt!
Pprttpp!
Pppttrbbllpp!
A long rumbling fart sputters out along with two short toots “aww ouch… these keep burning my burning so bad… I am definitely keeping this blanket firmly tucked in hahaha!” My heart pounds and I keep the tube pressed to my nostrils as I await my torturous butt breath to breathe. Finally, it arrives. It’s hot and sharp with a stench worse than anything I have ever encountered. It reeks like burnt rubber with warm shit and decomposing onions, it makes my head spin and my airways burn. Everything in my body tells me I should NOT be breathing this in, this is lethal! But I keep sniffing and destroying my nose anyways, the stench is so fucking foul I can’t think anymore.
I then stick the tube in my mouth and suck deeply, sucking all her farts straight to my mouth. As they fill my cheeks and envelope my system with its thick wet hot garbage spoiled milk stench I nearly faint, it’s so bad and it’s all I can taste or smell. Her deadly poots are all I am experiencing with every sense. And even though I’m ready to tap out so I don’t die I sit there in the box and huff up all her rotten butt perfume like it’s the greatest scent known to man. I damn near almost worship it.
And I keep jerking off, getting closer to the edge as I watch her fat butt and sniff her gas. And as I watch I hear her tummy grumble once more before…
Pppsssttssstsssssssspppttrttsssssppphhfffffsss…
A ten second long silent toot hisses out her ass with an “Ow!” From my mom. “That burned so bad! God you are not fair lol! I’m gonna have to buy a new chair after that one, It probably burned a hole in the seat! Might need to buy a whole new house after all this, the room is unbearable already and I just started…” I get ready, this will be the final one, I can’t last for any more.
I hover my nose to the tube and eagerly await my doom. Soon I feel the searing hot fog rise to my nose and I sniff it up as it comes, furiously stroking as I do. Holy. Fuck. Is it bad. My body shakes and trembles as I breathe in the rancid eggy rot. It’s like a biohazardous chemical spill going up my nose! I burst over the edge and start coming all over the side of the cardboard, forcefully sniffing as I need air. But all I get is the sulphurous death that stinks of rotting meats and old sewage fermenting. The stench is so bad I feel it soaking into my skin and contaminating my lungs and nose as it fills them and melts them away. My nostrils are on fire and I’m convulsing from the rotten scent. I weakly pull up my underwear and am forced to keep sniffing it, feeling my endurance and mind fall apart with every torturous breath. This is beyond bad. Mom’s SBDs are so foul I’ll be suprised if I can ever smell again, this is the type of toot that lingers in you forever and never leaves your nose. This is chemical warfare and a crime against humanity, even the CIA wouldn’t use this as torture cause it’s too evil.
And as I lie there gagging and holding back puke as I sniff up the ungodly fumes I see light enter the box. The corner lifts up and my mom moves it aside. “What are you doing back here?!?” She looks at me with disappointment And anger, not knowing what I was doing behind her chair in my underwear. But then the smell hits her and her face goes shocked. “Oh dear god!” She runs to the kitchen sink and pukes, her eyes crying from the horrible air that came from her bum. Eventually the air dissipates to fill the room and she gets used to it enough to survive off shallow breaths.
“Honey. Explain yourself, what’s that tube is that… oh dear god why is it going to my seat cushion were you? Oh darling… why?.. honey that’s so gross why would you ever do that… you can smell can’t you?!” I try to think of some sort of explanation but all that comes out is “yes… I tried to last… I couldn’t endure it… I’m sorry…” her face gradually softens a little “oh hon, you were trying to endure mommy’s farts?” She sits cross legged and rubs my head to comfort me “why would you want to even try darling? Is it some sort of game you like to play? To test yourself?” I just go along with it and nod.
Her disappointment and anger fully fades and now she smiles with a little chuckle “oh hon, you should’ve just asked instead of trying to sneak around! Don’t be embarrassed sweetie you can try and endure mommy’s farts anytime, just ask and I’ll make space for your cute little face! And That includes my pits too hon hahaha! I have no Idea why anyone would ever voluntarily sniff my toots but… whatever floats your stinky boat son!”
She helps me to my feet and I recover myself “hey honey, I still have countless toots tonight… so if you’re feeling up to it you can lay under my covers tonight, if you dare! Hee hee!” I shake my head no, I’ve already had my fun for the night “how about tomorrow, mom?” She giggles a little “anytime hon! Anytime.”