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Silent Library GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! “Oh fuck me.” That was the sound of Delilahs belly letting loose a terrible growl that was gnawing her insides. Johnathan took her on a lunch date to a small cafe not to far from the school. Before they left she ordered something that surprised her interest. An avocado milkshake with chocolate syrup. To some they would say it was gross, some might say it was worth a try , but to her it was something she had to think about. For instance she loves avocado it's something she always enjoys eating. The problem was the chocolate. Chocolate and her don't really mix well because the results either meant really wet farts, or a serious case of the shits, which she did not look forward too because she bought a new pair of underwear that she didn't want to be ruined. She finished that milkshake ten minutes ago....... Things were not looking good in her favor because her stomach was really disagreeing with the sweet substance she had a while ago. Delilah was sitting at her desk placing new due dates on the the books when she stopped and clutching her midsection. It was a shame too, she looked rather sexy today. She was wearing a black slacks that hugged her hips with a white short sleeved tailored shirt, a small bracelet on her wrist, and leopard heels. Looking around seeing nobody was anywhere near before she tilted to one side and…... BBBBBBBBRRRRRROOOOOAAAAAPPPPPPPHHHHHHHVVVVVMMMMPPPPPPPPPPT!!!!! The fart dosed into her seat. She sighed,“Probably gonna have to take a shit soon.” Deciding to bear it a bit longer as she continued to work hoping the urge would pass. She started looking for cellphone on her messy desk when she couldn't find it. Pausing for a moment so she could think where she last put it, “Must’ve left it in the car.” She slammed the large book and stacked a couple on the top of it and headed to the non-fiction aisle. Scanning through the sections she placed the books back in their respective shelves knowing that some idiot would put them in the wrong area. GGGGGRRRRAAAAWWWWNN! … oooh fuck, my stomach,” Delilah moaned as her stomach bubbled and churned uncomfortably. Sucking her teeth she prepared to pushed out a major blast that hopefully would calm her troubling stomach for a time being. “Ooooh boy, I think Its gonna be a big one too…”, she growled. Leaning on one of the shelves for support she pressed on her rumbling tummy awaiting for the release. BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMVVVVVOOOORRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR--------FFFFFFFVVVVVLLLLLOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPHHHHHHT! The massive 18 second explosion roared out of Delilah's ass. The fart started off with a deep like bass that rumbled the shelves as it turned into a violent, wet, bubbling eruption. The foul odor now penetrated the aisle of old books. “Damn.” Delilah muttered, as she fanned the scent away from her nose. She had to admit though, the fact that some painful pressure had lessened within her churning insides made her feel way better than before. “I bet that could be heard from the principal's office.” She laughed. That would probably be the first of many pre-poop farts to go if she wasn’t careful. She already knew that she was probably in for a soft poop mess, but she at least wanted her cellphone so she could find something to do while riding the waves out. Walking towards the exit she headed to the schools IT office, knowing that her husband would probably stall her on purpose just so he could watch her get desperate. “That pervert….” --------------------------------------------------- Three men who seemed to be in there early 20’s stared intently at their respective computer screens not focused on their own surroundings at all. The three were in a circled table as they all wore headphones listening to their own music as it blocked all the sounds from the outside. “I need a break from this crap.” One of them said. Taking the headphones of his ears he got up and stretched his aching muscles looking around the room before frowning. “Hey Jeremy? Did Johnathan come back from his lunch break? JEREMY!?” “Jesus Ron what could you possibly want?” The man named Jeremy said as he pulled one earplug headphone out. “I said is Johnathan back yet?” Ron asked, He turned from his monitor to look at the closed door behind him noticing that there was still light in there. “He’s probably in the office working on the server.” Resuming his concentration on the screen. “Yeah sure, bet you he’s taking a freaking nap in their. I mean come on why can’t I get an office instead of hanging out with you two losers.” “Its cause your a rookie Ron.” the third man seat from his seat. “Mike tell me something, do I look like I give a shit?” He walked to the mini fridge and grabbed a bottle of orange juice taking a large gulp. “I mean you guys have been here for what, four years and you guys still don’t get what you want.” He finished the drink and tossed it in the trash watching it miss it complete making him curse. “I really don’t see why you care that much Ron you’ve been working here for three months and you’re already complaining.” “Its because- There was a knock on the door making him pause his sentence mid speech. He watched the door open revealing a gorgeous brunette enter the room. Her heels clicked against the tile floor, she walked in with an elegant grace he couldn’t take her eyes off her. “Hey Mike. Hey Jeremy.” Lord have mercy even her voice is beautiful. He thought “Hey Delilah” the two said in union. Ron’s eyes widened, “So you're the sexy Librarian that everybody's talking about. I’m Ron by the way and its a pleasure to meet you.” Grabbing her hand and kissed it giving her his best smile. Delilah frowned yanking her hand from his grip, “So you must be the new guy my husbands been talking about. You said your names Ron right, well I’m gonna call you Ronald since thats probably what your mamma calls you when you get home from work. Am I right?” Ron blinked. “Yeah I probably am. Anyway Ron I’m gonna fill you in on a little something okay. I don’t go for weak little men like you, men who probably think their freaking full of themselves who think that they're pretty much better than everybody else." She snarled. "See to me you're just a weak appetizer that I can eat up just like that, cause honey when I need a good love making, I need a whole MEAL. Crumbs like you will never be able to handle all of this WONDER, SEXY HOT BODY.” She groped her own breast to emphasize the point. Ron blinked again. “And you wanna know why little ants like you won't be able to?” She flashed her ring finger to his face destroying his chances or whatever left of it completely. “I’m married jackass." Mike and Jeremy sniggered at his misfortune before shutting up when Ron silenced them with a glare. She rolled her eyes "Where's John?" Ron pointed at the closed door, walking away from her trying to grasp how he literally got dejected like that. Delilah opened the door seeing her husband sleeping with his head laying on the keyboard, she giggled seeing his mouth open drool falling from his lip. She was about to wake him up but stopped herself admiring the sight before her. His eyes were closed, and his serene face was shadowed by the top of the his cap. His outfit for today was; a simple, black shirt with no significant details on it covered his lean, but muscular form, and a pair of grey jeans fitted tightly on his legs. His keyboard had been used as a makeshift pillow, and his arms dangled off the edge. The position looked uncomfortable but yet he was sleeping calmly. She poked his cheek, John wake up. "Come on upsy daisy.” Another harder poke woke him up from his slumber, his eyes both opening slowly before realizing where he was. “Sup’ Dee.”, He yawned and stretched before grabbing her arm and made her sit on his lap, resting his head on her “pillows”. “You missed me already? We saw each other like 20 minutes ago.” “It can get lonely in a library you know, Its not like I don’t mind the peace and quiet all the time. Just kinda wish it could get lively in there sometimes.” She said, drawing imaginary circles on his head. He sighed, “Lemme guess you want something. Well can we talk about it later cause I am so enjoying this right now.” He nuzzled his head once more on her “pillows.” “Oh come on, I forgot my phone in the car so can you get it for me pretty please.” “What do you need your phone for?” There was rumbling sound that was produced from Delilah's stomach, this caused him to sigh. “I should’ve known.” “So does that mean you’ll get it cause I gotta go soon.” She whined. “I told you not to drink that shit. How bad is it?” Delilah blushed, “You perv those three are outside! I can’t just do that with them out there.” Johnathan proceeded to pull out her Iphone from his pocket. She dove for it but he pulled it away from her reach. She tried to feed him the puppy eyed look but he averted her gaze. “Fine I’ll do it alright but I don’t know how you're gonna explain to those idiots out there about the smell.” “Don’t worry them just do your thing.” She laughed at his eagerness. “You truly are a pervert.” Feeling the gas collected behind her butt-hole, she figured that she better be careful on how hard she pushed. She pushed with her feet to prop her butt off his lap, and pushed. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTTTT!!!! Delilah held her breath as she blasted a ripper that clocked in at 14 seconds fluttering Johnathan's shirt as the the hot wind hit his chest. Once it ended, she plopped back down on his lap and exhaled in relief. *cough* “Damn that was stronger than I expected.” He said, waving away the deadly fumes. He gave her the phone which she happily took. “Thanks loser I’ll make sure to think about you while I’m shitting.” She leaned over and kissed him on the lips and made her way to the door. “Hope you crap yourself on your way there loser.” “Whatever loser I’ll see you later.” She opened the door letting the deadly scent escape the small office, the three young men suddenly took a whiff before gagging and coughing filled the room. “Holy crap it smells in here.” *cough* “What the fuck Mike don’t just stand there open a goddamn window!” *cough* *cough* Delilah held back her laughter “At least I know some people who enjoy my unique abilities.” Walking towards the exit she made sure she would contact that person while she was in the bathroom. Delilah cursed as she hurried down the empty hallways, her heels clicking after every step she took. On her way to the libraries bathroom she nearly ran into the schools superintendent and principal who were talking to each other in the hallway. So unfortunately she had to take an alternate route which meant she had to hold on to her load even more. See Delilah was somewhat of a slacker really when it came to her job and she tends to do things that really weren’t how do you say…...proper. One time after she and her friends went to a nightclub the next morning at work she was found by one of the teachers sleeping on top of one of the bookshelves. When she was reported to the principals office and forced to explain her actions, she threw up in the trash barrel before fainting. Another time she chose a bad time to miss her infamous morning poop and nearly was about to lose it in her pants on her way to the school. She rushed to the womens room only to meet an out of order sign. Not even thinking twice about the idea she rushed into the mens room and bombed the toilet. Trying to leave the facility as quietly as possible she unfortunately came face to face with the principal at the door and said the only thing that came to her mind at the time. “When a girls gotta go, a girls gotta go.” There wasn't a smile on the principles face when she said that…… So here she was speed walking to her destination avoiding her coworkers so they wouldn’t stop her for conversation. “You're gonna make it Dee. You’re gonna make it no worries think positive. See theres the holy grail right there.” She did a awkward jog with her hand on her butt as she approached the double doors of the library. Her heart stopped when she saw a couple of students hanging around the checkout line. “Dammit where is Mary? That old hag!” The elder librarian was always at the checkout station but she was nowhere in sight today. “Well fuck that I gotta go and nobody's stopping me.” Ducking behind some shelves she tip-toed to the back and thanked the gods when she saw the restroom in plain sight. Grabbing the doorknob she frowned when she tried to turn it and it stiffened. “What the Fuck!?” She banged on the door, “Mary you old hag you better not be in there I gotta go!” The door unlocked, when it opened she was surprised when she didn’t see the elder women but the schools janitor staring right at her. He stared at her awkwardly earning him a snarl from her, “you should take a picture It might last longer.” The man blushed, “S-sorry I was just uh cleaning the bathrooms and I-” “Yeah yeah thats nice and all but your hard work is about to be wasted.” She grabbed his arm pulling him out the restroom and quickly entered shutting the door behind her. “Sweet sanctuary.” She unbutton her slacks and descended her vanilla like booty onto the porcelain throne and was about to get comfortable but she heard her phone ring making her curse. Digging her phone out of her pants she glared at the caller ID and saw the name Emma. Rolling her eyes she answered the call. "Emma I love you and all, but seriously you're calling at a bad time." Her stomach groaned begging for release. “What do you mean?” She asked. Delilah put her phone on speaker and pointed her phone near her butt and released the evil toxins that destroyed her insides for the past half hour. A large, extraordinary amount of loose shit with a gassy outburst oozed, dropped and plopped into the water below. The muddy waste felt endless as the sound of poop hitting the water filled the bathroom;pllllOOOOOOOOOffffeeeeffffefftshlufffflufffbrrrtttffft-ffffffffttt-frrftPLOOOOPfffft-ffftPLOPffft-fffffft-fffftPLOP-PLOP-fluppfluppbrraaaaapppp-POOT! The sound of laughter was heard from her phone as the wave finally finished. "That must've felt great." "Emma you have no freakin idea." She sighed in relief, "I had this avocado milkshake for lunch at this cafe John brought me to and it had some chocolate in it so I'm thinking I mean what harm could it possibly do. 10 mins later after drinking it my bowels are telling me that It needs an urgent visit to the bathroom. I feel like I gonna have the runs this entire day cause my stomachs fuckin hurts." She groans. "Ahh I wish I could be there I know how you like it when I rub your tummy for you." She cooed "Yeah cause you just wanna hear me moan and watch me take a dump right after. I don't know whose worse you or John?" "So do you want me to swing by later?" She sighed. "Sure why not I'm sure John and Xavier will be happy to see you and your big butt." Emma giggled. "Sounds like a plan. Well I gotta go run some errands so I'll see you later, but before I go can I hear one more blast from your-" "GOODBYE EMMA!" "Love you too. Bye." The call ended as the phone returned to the home screen. Delilah rolled her eyes. "The things I have to put up with that girl. Heck she's worse than I am so I shouldn't complain." The gurgle in her stomach reminded her she had to get back to business. Planting her feet on the ground she leaned forward and grunted...... FrrrrrtffffiplopfluuuupppppppplooopprrtffffpOOOOOOOrrt! BBBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOOOOPPPPHHHRRAAA!!! SSSSSSPPPPLLLLLUUUAARRRT!!! Another wave of sloppy waste urgently popped out of her ass, the sounds muffled into the toilet as it ended with another sludgy length of messy fffloooommmppffffed into the pot. “Ooooh that will get things moving,” Delilah moaned as she finally felt some true relief. Her bowels continued to churn cacophonously again but this time only gas pooffed and pooorted echoed wetly into the bowl. “Even though I'm probably gonna lie to myself and say that I’m never gonna drink that stuff again I better make sure that a bathroom is in sight, oh man here it comes…nnghh!” flubbOOOOOmphlupplupplup….pfffffpluppliplippOOR-plop-plopOOrtlilipsloop POOOORTfffflpphlommppPHFFFFTPLOPPPIPPLOPPPHUUUMMFF!!!.....FFFFVVVVRRRRRRRRTTT The violently wet fart at the end shook the porcelain bowl she released thick, heavy, fast moving logs into the toilet as her shit coiled in the bowl below already covering the drain. The waste rised heating her ass cheeks. Delilah sighed loudly, she rubbed her not-so bloated stomach with one hand in circular motions as silent spews of hot gas whispered out. Her stomach cramped violently for telling her the final wave wasn’t going to be pleasant. “Fuck I hate diarrhea.” Rolling up her shirt to her chest revealing her eye popping chest. She wrapped her arms around her waist and awaited for disaster. pffffff….pffffffff….PfffffUUUuuulltPLOOp She groaned inwardly as the waste splattered her ass cheeks. Blabbaplooommmffflippppfluppffffffpluppupp POOoomphluppippippippippiPLOP another massive evacuation resonated in the toilet. She bore down harder upon her abdominal sensations wanting to get everything out. A pleasureful FFFFFVVVVVLLLLRRRRAAAAUURRRPT PLLOOSSHPLISH-BBBLLLOOOUURRPPSSSSST-SPLOASH- SSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLUUUUAAAARRRRRRFFFFFT exploded out her cheeks and thundered into the now rather full toilet beneath her. She was feeling more and more relieved for every push, and the odor in the small room began to sneak from under the door and into library. Delilah felt like the end was finally in sight, smiling she farted out another abundant wave of soft like/diarrheic waste, which spouted, pooped, and splattered into the rotten overloaded of crap With a rumbling sputter a final fart burst from her relieved booty. Her butt-cheeks originally white were now stained with a bit of brown. She was finally done, because if she had anymore, poop might start smearing the seat, or even falling out of the bowl! After the horrid images of each wipe, digging deep in her crack, she tossed the paper into the full toilet bowl where the waste was now at the brim of the seat. She arose from the toilet and wowed at her production, there was no doubt about it the toilet was definitely clogged. Delilah smiled, she dug into her pocket grabbing her phone with evil intent. Turning on her camera she smiled as the phone finally got a clear image of the bowl before she pressed the button. *SNAP* Jonathan was in his office typing away on the keyboard. His phone vibrated notifying him that he got a text but he ignored it, it could wait. Too bad for him his phone vibrated again making him frown. Who the hell needed to text him so bad. Grabbing his water bottle with one hand uncapping it and the other hand dug into his pocket to reach into his pocket he quickly unlocked his phone to see a message from his wife. “Check this out” It said. He frowned. “What is it?” He waited for her to say something taking a sip of his water. When the text came he spewed the water from his mouth as it flew to his keyboard. Panicking he grabbed paper towels from his bottom drawer placing stacks onto his desk quickly trying to dry the mess. While he let the papers dry on this desk he reared his head back to his phone not believing the what he saw. Delilah had sent him a picture that showed a toilet completely filled with poop along with toilet paper on the top. The words on the bottom of the picture made him roll his eyes as he went back to cleaning. “Thanks for lunch honey I put it in good use for you <3” |
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