I secuced my dreamboat by my farts
by LIZA

Hi i am new to this group and thought i should share my experiences. well u must be wondering why am i exposing so much of myself to u. The answer is simple I have always been rebellious in my preferences and i have admitted my actions boldly . I did what i had to for myself alone so i have nothing to be embarrasssed.

My name is Lisandra and i am quiet average looking woman. well some guys have called me sexy but never beautiful or gorgeous . I have no hangups about that because i know i am average looking. Karen and me have been neighbours and friends for about 10 years now. Karen is a striking blond where i am average. She always managed to get the best of dates but she was a good friend so i always felt happy for her. I completed my engineering and my job took me out of United Kingdom . Karen and me kept in touch regularly by e mails . she then told me that she was going to be engaged to a guy she has been dating for the last 4 months and that they were very much in love.I felt very happy for her. They planned a short holiday to Germany and she invited me along. Well i was getting lonely in france so i accepted. Probably my decision changed things for me for ever.

We were to meet in Koblenz at a common friends house and then i was to join Karen and Alan ( karens Fiancee) to drive thru germany especially the black forest and then i was to return back to france.We met in Koblenz .I saw alan and I went weak in my knees. He was the most handsome man i had ever seen. I had seen guys that only in pin ups and playgirl type magazines.He was tall, rugged long blond hair more like a piano mastero. He seemed very sweet too. We drove thru to various places in germany and my liking for alan became my obsession . I forgot he was Karens fiancee and i was obsessed. Throughout only one thought kept of nagging me "THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN ME THAT HE WILL FIND SPECIAL. SOMETHING THAT I CAN GIVE WHICH NO OTHER WOMAN CAN GIVE HIM".Unexpectely as if my prayers were answered i got the answer the following day.

We parked our car had a picnic lunch and we were walking down the forest. Karen said that she had to pee badly . Well she was uneasy to go alone in the forest well primarily because of the witches and monster stories associated with the black forest told to us when we were kids. So we decided that we will turn our backs to her while she pees.We turned and she hiked her skirt and squatted. I saw Alan from the corner of my eye trying hard not to look. I also caught a glimpse of Karen squatting and raising one asscheek and then we heard a loud poooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee. as she farted. Alan lost control and turned to face her with his mouth open and a big bulge in his pants.

Karen stared at him and yelled at him and sternely asked him to behave himself and she hated this behavior since it disgusted her.karen straightned her skirt back and went towards the car in anger and disgust. Alan went behind a tree . Then out of curiousity i followed him. I saw him masturbating vigourously twice.So that was his fetish which karen hated .The very sound of karen farting made him loose control completely. Well i thought maybe i could do someting about it.

The return trip was completely uneventful except for one thing . I gave him my mail ID and he accepted. Well not because he liked me or something but because he too worked in the same profession as me and offered to help me out for a while with his expert advise.

We started communicating on mail and gradually progressed to chatting online. We usually chatted after dinner. All this while i kept on thinking about his fetish.Well i knew that the very thought of having a girl who could fart on his command would be enough to drive him in a sexual frenzy but how would i do it? .I thought of everything gassy foods amd air enema and medication.I did a research on the net. You will be surprised at the information one can get online.

Then one day i decided i will make my first move while i was chatting with him I usually used my laptop. This time i brought a web cam and a mic. I took 2 hours to prepare my self. I ate a lot of bulbous foods and took a lot of air enemas. But i trapped the air in me. By the time Alan came online i was feeling bloated and strangely aroused.I put on makeup and wore a silk top with black g string and high heels which i thought will make me look sexy on the cam.

Alan came online and he was surprised to find me with a cam and mic.He said i looked lovely that evening . I was thrilled.I had in the last 2 hours figured out that the sound of my farts depended on how tightly i held my hole . Then i said to him that i was feeling gassy . He had switched on his cam as well so i could see him. His face lit up with excitement obviously he was confused and he could never have asked me if he could hear me fart. So i took the plunge. I asked him "ALAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE AND HEAR ME FART". I waited for his reaction he said "WELL LIZA.. I DONT KNOW..." I said "ALAN DONT FEEL SHY NO ONE NEED KNOW ABOUT THIS". I then positioned my cam below me so that he could see my asshole. I Touched my mic to it and i raised my asscheek . Once and once again. I thought pretendeing to try hard to make it come out will look sexy. Then i raised it again and then i farted holding my hole tight. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. It was the longest and the sexiest sounding fart. The sound waves on the chat box went in red assuring me that he could hear it completely. I heard him say "OH GOD OH MY GOD". I saw him reach down to his dick. I told him "ALAN LET ME SEE U CUM". He focussdd on his dick. And i told him "Alan i can fart at will i can do it anytime tell me and i will give it to you". he said "OHHHHH YESSS DEAR.SQUAT AND FART FOR ME PLEASE". I remenbered karen farting. So I squatted on my chair and raised both my toes so i was squatting almost tip toe opened my g string closed my eyes and told him "ALAN TELL ME WHEN HONEY I WILL FART ON YOUR COMMAND". The very thought of me farting on his command made him wild he started shaking his dick vigourously. He said "NOW NOW". I bit my lips and strained with my mic and cam under me. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRT.fULL 30 SECONDS.I then went on all fours doggey style my butt in the mic and cam and farted prrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttpoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeee.I farted a number of times for him and sam him spurt his cum. Then panting he said "LIZA WHERE ARE U IN FRANCE I AM COMMING TO SEE U" .

I was at that time based in Avignon in the south of France. But i told him to call me the next day . Well not because i was in two minds aboout seeing him but because I intentionally wanted to build up that curiosity in him. He did call the following day and we spoke. Obviously i was ready for him. He then asked me if i felt like farting. I replied that as i had told him i could fart whenever he wanted me to .A white lie of course because i had to prepare hard for it. but the very thought of me being able to fart at his command made him pant with excitement. he said "LIZA OH DEAR PLEASE FART FOR ME ON THE PHONE NOW". I said "YES HONEY ANYTHING FOR YOU". I wanted to pee as well so i decided to let him have a very special audio treat. I took the phone to the bathroom and i squatted . I described everyone of my actions to him. Then i put the phone below be couple of inches away from my asshole and i started to pee slowly. Since i am shaven the pee trickled down from my pussy to my asshole. Then i pushed out the air in me as i was peeing. The fart came out pssssrrrttttttttttttpooooooooooooooooooo . It made small bubbly sounds as it blew the pee away from my asshole. Then i quickly put the phone to my ear and i heard him say "OH GOD! OH GOD! YOU ARE SO SEXY OH LIZA I AM COMMING NOW TELL ME WHERE". Well i was all excited I agreed to meet him in Avignon but after a week. I heard him groan and plead to make it earlier. Well it took a lot of determination to ask him to wait for a week but i needed that time to practice my new skills a bit more to give Alan the time of his life. That week i did not chat with him.

I spent my free time practicing new positions, holding by farts and farting really long and loud . I also practiced squatting in diffirent sexy positions in the front of a mirror. My diet for that week was only bulbous food, beans etc. Then by the end of the week as friday came along i was ready. By the time Friday came along i was able to sit very comfortably and fart really long or loud as i wanted almost at will. Friday evening i wore a very sexy black mini outfit of a thin material against which my buttocks strained and appeared delicious ( i assumed so). Make up, long earrings, high heels and I was ready. Well it was summertime then so the temperatures were very comfortable.He was to fly down to Marseilles and then drive down.I was ready to leave . I carried my air pump and some lublicating gel incase he wanted anal sex . That too i pratcided using my didlo so that when it happened i would not be uncomfortable.I pumped in some more air in me and i left to see him. He came at the decided spot and when i saw him my legs turned to jelly. Instinctively i put my arms around him and kissed him. He said "OH LIZA ! HOW I HAVE LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS". He said we would spend the week in Nice he had hired a luxury boathouse for this special occasion. I objected saying that why spend all that money?. He said "LIZA U HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPECIAL U ARE U DESERVE THE VERY BEST". We decided to look around Avignon a while. I know sone lovely places in the hills with a breathtaking view.we went in his car . I saw him staring at my ass as i got in the car. He said "CAN U NOW?". I said "YES DEAR WHENEVER U WANT" and i crossed my legs and raised my left ascheek. He said "WELL I AM WAITING MY DEAR". i said "ALAN DONT U WANT TO FEEL IT ON YOUR HAND?".He slipped his hand in my dress and placed his finger on the opening of my asshole. I bit my lip and strained. PSSSSSSSSSSSTPRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOEEEEEEE. "OH GOD! OH LIZA I LOVE U" were his next words and he was bursting in his pants. Then we drove on. and reached the spot i had chosen. The view was breathtaking and he forgot about his lust for a moment. There was a small cave like formation. We found that the sound would echo in there. I said "ALAN WANT TO HEAR ME FART REALLY LOUD IN HERE?". "LIZA OH CAN U?". "OF COURSE ALAN" i said "I can whenever your heart desires".and i squatted sloowly smiling at him. All that practice of controlling the sound of my farts now came in handy. I strained and let our a real loud fart BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH. It sounded like a cannonshot in the cave. I looked up and saw a wet stain appear at his crotch. He said "OH DEAR I AM SORRY BUT YOUR FARTING WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE LETS GO TO NICE IMMEDIATELY I WANT U ALL ALONE ONLY FOR ME".

We drove down the riveria and reached the boathouse. It was real luxury with everything including a full 5 course dinner which he had managed to arrange. We went in and both of us were too excited to eat. A gentleman that he was however asked me if i wanted to eat.I said "ALAN WE CAN EAT LATER CANT WE? WE HAVE JUST ONE WEEKEND LETS MAKE THE MOST OF IT". There was a huge bath tub and i asked him if he wanted to have a bath with me.He was taken aback and said that he would love to.I asked him to undress me . He undressed me and looked at my body. Well i may have been average looking but i and a good body for which i had worked out hard.He stared long and hard at my ass and rest of me. He then undressed himself. Oh god i was all wet just looking at him. He looked like a greek god and a huge penis which was not only big but also very shapely and delicious.I asked him what do u want to do first alan?. Without a word he walked to the bath tub which did not have water in it at that time and he lay down and looked at me.I took the hint.

I walked to the tub and stood on the edges astride his face.And i squatted on his face on the edge of the tub . I was squatting fully so that by buttocks were fully stretched and my asshole pouting out. He stared at it and said "OH LOVELY ALL THOSE LOVELY FARTS HAVE COME OUT FROM THIS".I said "honey just tell me when and i will give it to you". He raised his face up to my asshole and smelt it. I could feel his nose touching it."AH LOVELY" he said "THE BEST PERFUME IN THE WHOLE WORLD". he smelt it a few minutes and put his tongue to it.The touch of his tongue made me feel that a current was flowing thru my loins.He rolled his tongue on it like a winetaster and up to my clitoris. That almost made me lose my balance . His tongue came back to my asshole and i heard him say in short breaths "YES HONEY NOW NOW". I strained and poooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. i stopped as i heard my fart flapping on his tongue into his mouth. "OH YES OH YES LIZA MORE". I strained again psssssssssssssssstttttprrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee. I saw his huge erect dick and i lowered my self fully on it so that my asshole was just touching it.He started shaking it vigourously as i farted again this time really long pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He felt the fart on his dickhead and he spurted his cum bathing my asshole in it completely. He came without even havig sex with me . A gentle man like he was he brought his face up to my pussy and gave me the longest and the most beautiful cunnilingus i had ever had.I came in spasms and my orgasm made me shudder.We were completely spent and then we decided to have dinner.That night we made love many times. He once put his lips around my asshole and i farted right in his mouth.

Next day he got a message that he had to leave for London that evening. well i was disappointed but i thought that we should make the most of it.I had spend a good part of the morning priming my self with air . I felt that i could perform for hours.

We went to the bath and this time to have a bath. We sat in the water faciing eachother feeling eachother.And he looked at my ass which was underwater and said "CAN U? HERE?". I said "of course my love" and i raised my asscheek and farted underwater.bllapblaaaaaaapppppp. and a string of neverending bubbles came out from my asshole. He put his head underwater nad felt them on his tongue.Then i stopped and raised my legs so that my asshole was half in and half out of the water.I said to him "ALAN DO U WANT A VERY SPECIAL FACE WASH?" He said "OH U SEXY GODDESS YES YES". He put his face near my asshole and i farted with great force and really long. My farts blew the water on his face wetting it completely.

It was too much for him to take . He carried me in his arms and we went on the bed. We made love and sure enough he wanted to have anal sex. He said "OH LIZA I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THAT LOVELY ASSHOLE". i agreed.My practice came in handy.My asshole swallowed his dick in one hungry gulp.then he said LIZA "CAN U NOW WITH ME INSIDE?" I strained really hard and out it came PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPPPHHH driving his dick straight out of my asshole he said "OH LIZA I WILL CUM OH I LOVE TO MASTURBATE HEARING U FART ITS BETTER THAN SEX". I put him on his back and spread the gel on his belly.Then i wore my heels and squatted astride him so that my asshole was fully touching his belly.He was fingering me with one hand and with the other he was shaking himself.I was moving in small circles rubbing my asshole on his belly.Then he said "OH GOD LIZA NOW DO IT NOW I AM GOING TO CUM".I ws reaching my orgasm as well.I strained hard . All this time i had concentrated on a massive farting on his chest. As i strained i felt the fart being blocked between my asshole and his chest.He said "NOW NOW". and i raised my asscheek slightly my fart made a loud flapping purr against his jelly smeared chestPURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. It must have given him some sensation.I raised it a bit more and tightned my asshole. poeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. like a small trumpet it sounded as i felt a massive orgasm rack my body . At the same time i felt like my back was splashed with a warm sticky fluid.Alan had cum all over my back.Both of us spent the afternoon in eachothers arms .

He then dropped me off to avignon and went to london.many times we met after that. He used to propose to me as well. Once he asked me to get married to him right away and he ws prepared to leave karen. but karen was my friend and that i could never do. We stopped meeting then and they got married. Karen never got to know of us. Maybe someday karen will agree to satisfy him like i did. As for me i am dating a very nice guy . A real gentlman who is a typical victorian lover. He believes in making love the straight traditional way. I have never had fartsex after alan since Tony my boyfriend is a straight lover and i plan to stay faithful to him. But then i did not want to cheat karen as well but it did happen.So i am not making any promises to myself and i will take things as they come. I know deep inside that i would love to fart for a guy if he sweeps me off my feet like how Alan did.

So guys this is my story. not a story but a true incident.With this group i am sure my story will be appreciated. i would love to communicate with you guys and girls and share your experiences. you can mail me on [email protected]

Lots of Love to all the group members LIZA