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Pure Fiction "If that's the way you feel about it, FINE!!"Jillian said. "Just take me home."Bob said. The couple after making a big scene at Taco Bell decided to leave. They both got in the car and slammed the doors. With a silent ride home. Jillian was so furious at Bob for disrespecting her like that. Then an idea hit her like a ton of bricks. She rolled up the widows for her revenge. She had a car with power locks so he had no control of it. She even locked the doors like that. "What the fuck are you doing Jill?!"Bob asked. She was still silent. She drove on and let out an SBD. "You still mad about what I said? Look all I said was that you needed to chill out on the burritos. I wasn't trying to control you.....(sniff)..WHOA!!!" Jill cracked a smile. He tried to roll the window down but she already locked it. His eyes started to water. "That's why you locked the windows!" He gagged. "Unlock the windows. I'm not playing. Do it or else." She gave him a look that could kill. "You're giving me an order. You're telling me when not to FART!"Jill said. Then she let loose a loud, long, and horrible fart. The vibrations of the fart went up Bob's spine. "You're doing this on pupose!"Bob yelled. "Maybe."she said with a smile. Then she let loose a longer fart that really fouled up the car. The smell was killing Bob. Then he started to cry. "Please roll down the windows? Your farts are killing me?"Bob begged. "No."she said "Please?"he begged. "Nope"Jill said with a series of farts and a forced one at the end. They sounded like fbbbtt..fssbbtt..prrtttbbb...bbbrraaaaapppp. The drive was 15 mins. to get there, but was like hours(for Bob) going back. Then Jill let out one fart that made her practically levitate off the seat. SHe sighed and said"That felt good." Bob was crying like a baby. Jill laughed and farted more. Bob was feeling woozy. "Ah is the little woman's flatulence too much for Bob?"she mocked him in a baby tone. She strained on the last one which sounded like a truck horn. Then Bob was KOed by her gas. Jill laughed as her boyfriend was slumped over in the car seat. She finnally pulled up to the house. Dragged Bob in the house. Bob awakened to the sight of Jill round ass planted on his face. His nose was deep in her butthole. "Noooooooo!" Bob screamed. "Don't Jill" "Don't what Bob? This" she said while letting loose a sputtering fart that burned Bob's nose. "I'm sorry Jill. You can eat as many burritos as you want." "Thanks Bob."brrrappppttt"But that's not an option."Jill said. "Just get off of my face."he said in a humble tone. "Have you learned you lesson?"she siad with a silent wisp of a fart. "Or do we have to do this again." Jill asked. "You win." She got off his face Leaving Bob gagging. "You're lucky you apologized. You were 2 seconds from shit splattering all over your face."she said as she headed to the toilet with a newspaper in her hand. |
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