By: elephantant123
PART 1
Purah is known across Hyrule as an amazing genius and quite the looker, but also a rather eccentric person. Seeking Purah's talents to fix her broken gadget, you enter Purah's lab at Lookout Landing. You enter and see Purah reaching for something on a high shelf. The rumours were true, she had an amazing body, and nice pump butt to boot.
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You hear a loud fart, followed by smelling something foul shortly after. "Ugh"
Purah hears you grunt and walks towards you. She gives a semi-apologetic chuckle. "Sorry about that, my most recent experiment has left me quite gassy. It's like I have a never-ending supply of gas. I'm currently trying to work on a solution, but no luck so far."
Getting a good look at her face, you can tell she's a beauty.
Purah tilts her head "Say, what brings you here?"
You bring out your gadget "Could you fix this?"
Purah's face lights up. Before you have a chance to react Purah swipes it from your hands fiddles with it, and gives it back "All fixed!" You test the gadget and it works perfectly.
You're shocked. You knew she was good, but this good??
"Wow, thanks!" you exclaim, still not believing how fast she fixed it.
"Eh, it was a simple fix, you just had to reset a few of the gears. No biggie" She then strikes her signature pose with her hands up. "So, I'm thinking you owe me about 10000 rupees, sound good?"
"What?! You said it was a simple fix. How could it be so much?"
"Wellll, seeing as I'm the one who fixed it, I get to decide the price. You should have stopped me before I fixed it if you had a problem. So are you gonna pay up?" She gives a sly grin, knowing you obviously can't.
"I don't have that kind of money even with all my life savings!"
"You can always pay me another way, and I have the perfect one in mind. Whaddaya say?" She grins mischievously.
"Sure, but wha--" before you can finish, Purah hits a button on her Purah Pad and suddenly claws come out and restrain you. You're brought to your knees and can't move. "Huh?? What's going on??" you ask a bit dazed.
"Well, I've been having trouble getting my most recent experiment under control" She let's out a small fart. "As you can see, I'm very gassy, and I can't figure out a way to fix it." She gives a small sigh. "And with ALL the work I need to do to rebuild Hyrule and help out my time to fix this problem is very limited. But I can't keep stinking up the place. It would be bad for the others." She then gives a devious smile. "That's where you come in! I knew what to do to solve this problem the moment you walked in. I can just plant my big, juicy ass in your face and have you inhale all my gas! It's the perfect solution!" She says with a giggle at the end. She turns around and wiggles her massive behind right in your face.
You can barely comprehend what she just said. Did she really intend to make you sniff up her rancid farts?
"So, sounds great right?" She's clearly enjoying this. "Any problems?"
Before you can get a word out, she jumps up and slams her butt directly on your face, your nose pressed against her butthole. The weight of her body smushes you deeper into her crack. You can barely breath. The scent of sweat between her cheeks makes it clear she's been working hard and probably hasn't showered for at least a week. You struggle and try to break free but can't. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH" Your voice is completely muffled beneath her.
"I didn't hear any complaints, so I guess you don't have any!" She laughs and wiggles her plump behind to get in a more comfortable position. "I have to say, you make a great cushion!" "Get ready for your new job!"
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Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blows into your face. You're forced to take a sniff and it's the most foul gas you've ever smelt. The putrid smell enters your nose and doesn't seem like it'll go away any time soon. "Ahhh" Purah breathes out relieved "It's so nice to finally let loose, I've been doing my best to hold these in all day. Now I can let it all out." As soon as she says that another long fart releases from her gut and it's just as putrid as the first. "You better sniff all this up or your debt won't ever be settled" She says with grin. "Anyway, I guess I better get to work! Let's see, what to work on next" BFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT!!!
As she says that she let's another noxious fart rip right in your face.
Hours pass
Purah wasn't joking about her never ending gas. The last few hours have been absolute hell for you. You could barely breath through her fat cheeks and it only seems to get worse as her luscious ass gets more rank with each passing fart. The smell of her sweaty butt alone is enough to make you gag, and the farts certainly don't help. You struggled for a while, but ultimately couldn't escape and stopped. Now you're just reluctantly accepting the farts. This is your new role in life, and there's nothing you can do but absorb all her farts.
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PART 2
It's been about a week since you first came to Purah, and you've had to sniff her nasty farts everyday. After she finished releasing all her gas in you that first day, you both came to an agreement. Well, really you just did what she said. You didn't want to find out what would happen if you refused. So now you've become her personal assistant, or ASS-istant as she likes to call it. You basically just have to be her seat and let her rip on your face until she's satisfied, which usually takes hours out of each day. Surprisingly though, when you're not forced to inhale her gas at least, you've found it enjoyable living with her at Lookout Landing, you even help out with her research from time to time. You've found her to be quite charming, and her having an amazing figure sure does help. And while you still hate every second of it, you've mostly gotten used to the fact that she uses you as a personal fart cushion. How little you were prepared for what the future held.
Knock knock knock
"I'll get it!" Purah excitedly rushes to the door. "I've been expecting someone!"
Purah swings open the door and a cute girl who looks similar, albeit, younger stands at the entrance. "Paya! How's my favourite grand-niece doing?" Purah pinches and shakes her cheeks, causing the young girl to get a bit flustered.
"N-Nice to see you too, Purah" Paya responds shakily and gives Purah a hug back. "How have you been?"
"Pretty good, but I have been a bit gassy due to some of my experiments." Purah then puts on a mischievous smile and walks towards you, gesturing at you. "But luckily I've had this wonderful cushion to absorb all my gas for me." Purah boasts, seemingly taking pride in you. Is she proud of how good a cushion you are? You're not sure how you feel about that.
"You mean you're forcing them to be your fart cushion?!" Paya is shocked. "Isn't that awful?"
"Nah, they don't mind" Just then Purah grabs your head and brings it down to her ass.
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As she puts your face in her crack, she let's out a noxious fart.
"See, they're completely fine!" Purah says casually as you clearly start to cough. It was disgusting, but you're able to stand up afterwards regardless. You're pretty used to this kind of behavior by now. It would be a lot cuter if it wasn't so foul.
"O-Okay, if you say so" Paya's not entirely convinced, but figures since you're sticking around it must not be too bad.
For good measure, and for enjoyment, Purah does it again.
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This fart's a lot shorter, but still just as bad.
"They've gotten really good at this. I don't even smell my gas anymore, they just sniff it alllll up!" Purah boasts and then laughs just for the fun of it.
"....Right..." Paya's rather confused, she didn't know Purah had this kind of playful, naughty side to her. Looking to change the subject, Paya asks "By the way, what did you call me here for? I'm assuming it's not just to see my face again."
"Oh right, I almost forgot, teehee" Purah lightly hits her head and sticks out her tongue, making a 'silly me' type of pose. Purah then goes to her shelf and pulls out two potions that you saw her working on this past week. You've been wondering what they were for. "Could you drink this please?" Purah holds out one of the bottles towards Paya.
"Umm sure, what's this for anyway?" Paya takes one of the potions.
"Oh, it's supposed to energize you" Purah says, trying to hide a smirk. Paya starts drinking.
"But it also makes you really gassy and increases your stink tenfold." Purah answers with glee. Paya chokes on the drink.
"WHAT?!?!" Both you and Paya say in unison, stunned by what she just said.
Paya can't believe it. "Why would you make me drink that?"
Purah chugs down the other potion.
"Welllll, ever since I accidently got gassy by my own experiments, I realized that gas could be used as a weapon to defeat the monsters. So I've been working on a potion that could do that. However, I ended up coming up with two similar potions. I wasn't sure which would be better, so I figured I'd get someone with close genetics to my own to test the other potion with me!" Purah explains with a smile on her face, full of excitement.
Purah turns to you with devilish eyes. That's not good. "And of course we'll have my lovely cushion over here be the judge to tell us which of our gas is stinkier." Purah says playfully.
Paya is clearly dismayed and red in the face. "I never agreed to this. I don't want to be gassy. I won't be a part of this, I'm leaving!" Paya says. But as she walks towards the door, she stops and hunches over.
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Paya lets out a fart that fills the room. You plug your nose in recoil and start gagging, it's worse than anything you've smelt so far.
Paya already red face goes even redder from embarrassment. She can't believe she just did that in front of other people. Noticing your reaction to it makes her feel even more ashamed.
"Woah Paya, that's some pretty bad gas you got there. You sure you want to go out farting like that?" Purah asks teasingly, causing Paya further embarrassment.
"It's you fault I'm like this!" Paya accuses Purah angrily. "I can't leave like this, don't you have a potion to reverse the effects?" Paya asks, upset and embarrassed she's even in this situation.
"Nope!" Purah shrugs "There's no stopping it now. The only way to get through it is to let it all out. And I've got just the perfect cushion here for you to use." Purah says with an evil grin. "And you don't mind, right cushion?" Purah leans in to whisper in my ear. "If you do this, I'll decrease your debt to me, how's that sound?"
After looking over at a desperate Paya and back to Purah, you give in. "Fine" you say with a sigh. "I'll do it" There was no winning for you in this scenario.
Purah perks up. "Great! That's my favourite cushion for you!" She says with a smile. Before you can do anything Purah swiftly positions you on your knees and places her luscious rump right on your face. "I'm glad you agreed so quickly, I'm not sure I could hold it in much longer."
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Purah unleashes a barrage of farts directly on your face. For the first time in days you're entirely unable to take such foul smelling gas up your nose without struggling. "MMMMMMMPHH" You desperately want air as the noxious fumes enter your airways. Purah wasn't kidding about the potion increasing the stink tenfold. It makes your eyes water immediately from how bad the smell is. Purah notices your struggle and laughs. "What, can't take my gas anymore? I thought you were beginning to like it!" She giggles some more, enjoying your suffering and lets out some more farts.
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You start frantically tapping on her leg, but she ignores it. "So Paya, ready to use my cushion?"
Paya watches Puarh fart on you in embarrassment. She can't believe what she's seeing.
"A-Are you sure they're okay" Paya asks, concerned for your health.
Purah smiles deviously "Don't mind them, they've been huffing up my bad gas all week!" Purah looks down at you from on top. "Besides, maybe they'd like some else's butt in their face for a change." Purah chuckles and lets a few more rip.
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Purah gets off you and you're left gasping for air, but all you can smell is her rancid farts, you don't think the smell will leave your senses anytime soon.
"Go on. Take a seat!" Purah encourages Paya. "They're cute face is really comfy" Purah says convincingly.
"I-If you say so" Paya says nervously and turns around to position her butt above your face. "Sorry about this Cushion. I hope you don't mind." Paya lets herself fall on your face.
Paya's behind isn't quite as big as Purah's, but it's just as soft. You can tell just by her sitting that they're related. But it's clear Paya has better hygiene. Even after her travels to Lookout Landing her ass isn't nearly as nasty as Purah's sweaty rear. It still makes you gag, but not nearly to the same extent.
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Your thoughts are interrupted a long, loud fart escaping Paya's butt. It flows directly into your mouth and nose. You start gagging and flailing, but can't escape her giant rear and putrid fumes.
Purah notices your misery and starts chuckling. "That's my favourite grand-niece for you. You sure know how to give it to them" Paya blushes at the compliment, embarrassed by it. "T-Thanks" Paya mutters. Paya shifts nervously on top of you, forcing you deeper into her crack.
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After a few more rounds of torture Paya finally gets off. You haven't had it this bad since the first day. You regret your decision to go through with Purah's mischief.
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Hours pass and the two beautiful women with the rankest rears take turns farting on you again and again. You barely get any time to breathe and you're completely covered in their horrid smell. Their pants have become stained and wet with the amount of farts they've been releasing. You're beginning to slip in and out of reality with their farts nearly frying your brain.
"Hey Paya, I think I'm beginning to reach the end of my gas." You eyes light up. Finally, it'll be over soon.
"So, what do you say we team up to make this last one our biggest gas yet and give them one last chance to compare our fumes?" Purah asks in an almost sinister voice.
"Okay, if this will finally end it!" Paya agrees, having come to enjoy this a little, but not wanting to admit it.
You eyes open wide in fear, you're not sure you can survive both of them blasting you at the same time. They both smush their big butts together onto your face. The wieght of both of them really puts some painful pressure on you.
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Both ladies let out their most noxious, horrendous, foul smelling farts yet. The farts lasts for minutes. As your forced to breathe them in, you feel like the life is draining from you, leaving nothing but a gassy container behind. Tears stream down your face. You struggle with all your might, coughing and gagging nonstop, but it's futile. You can't escape. You're stuck until you suck up all these farts. Which is no easy task. You sniff them up like there's no tomorrow, because you feel like that might be the case if you don't finish soon. It's the worst thing you've ever had to do in your entire life.
Eventually, the gas subsides and the pair get off your face. Paya's face is red in shame from enjoying it so much. Purah, however, stands proudly above you, looking down, satisfied with the state you're in.
"I told you they were a good fart filter. We barely smelt any of it" Purah smiles gleefully
"That's true." Paya shifts nervously "T-Thank you for sniffing up all our gas. I can't imagine it was easy" Hearing Paya's sincere gratitude makes you happy. You almost feel like it was worth it. Almost. Okay, maybe not.
"But there's still one final question left" Purah stares at you intently "Who's gas was worse? Which one did you like more?"
You feel your senses and bearings coming back to you, and you give it a lot of thought before answering. "Purah's gas was worse, I liked Paya's more." You confess honestly.
"Well there you have it!" Purah grins widely. "It looks like the potion I took won this competition. I'll be sure to put that in my notes." Purah walks over to her desk and starts jotting it down.
"Well I guess that's that. I should probably get back to Kakariko Village. The people need their chief after all." Paya begins to walk to the door and then turns around. "It was nice seeing you again Purah. And Cushion, it was nice meeting you." Paya pauses and slightly blushes. "And if you need help with experiments again, I'd be happy to help." And with that, Paya walks out the door to head home.
Purah then walks over to you again. "SO, you really thought my gas was worse huh?"
You nod in agreement. Purah smiles happily. "That's great, because I'm starting to feel gassy again. So get into position my cushion" Purah commands excitedly and playfully.
Once again you're under her plump, soft, sweaty beautiful butt. Purah squirms around a bit to get in a better position and get your face deeper. Under her breath she whispers "You know, I wish you also said you liked my gas better."
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