By: JustAnotherGasWriter
It was the end of a long workday at Team Rainbow. Most of the team liked to push themself as much as possible during their training days, and today had been far from an exception to this! The entry teams had focused on doing rappels and air assaults, the medical team had done a mas casualty event exercise, and the engineers had pulled out all of the team’s special equipment for quarterly checks and maintenance. A long day for all demanded a nice break once it was all said and done, and for the JTF2 operator Tina “Frost” Lin Tsang, a nice break was date night with her girlfriend Elzbieta “Ela” Bosak.
The Chinese-Canadian operator dropped all of her things at the armory for safekeeping in her gear cage and then walked back to their shared room in the barracks on Hereford. The door creaked open after she unlocked it, and she stepped inside. The lights were all still out, and everything was undisturbed from this morning… she had beat Ela home. Tina kicked her shoes off and went to the bedroom to start getting dressed for their night out; she already liked overdressing for outings with Ela, but they had reservations for a particularly nice restaurant tonight, so she wanted to be perfect!
“Red or white for tonight…” Tina pondered out loud, holding two different dresses out in front of her body while looking at herself in the mirror. She made a face of disapproval after further scrutinizing the red dress, settling on the white. She then picked out matching accessories: some white platform heels, a rose gold bracelet, and a pearl string necklace, which completed the look for her. Before she began changing and applying her makeup, however, Tina felt a disturbance in her stomach.
“Woof… damn breakfast…” she muttered, her tan face turning rosy! The morning had been fast; all she had time to eat was a few hard-boiled eggs with some coffee! A lunch of tinned preserved meat probably wasn’t doing her intestines any favors either. She exhaled and held her tummy through her sweaty undershirt, deciding it was better to take care of business now before making herself all nice and pretty. She muttered in frustration, but walked to the bathroom that was attached to their sleeping quarters and locked the door just in case.
“Damnit, Ela!” Tina groaned, holding her nose after going into the bathroom! The space reeked of Ela’s foul morning bowel movement still; the thick shit stink was like a hot blanket over Tina’s head! Her girlfriend had been trying some sort of cleanse lately that replaced the bulk of the Polish woman’s diet with kale-carrot juice for the last few days. The only effects that Tina had personally observed from it were Ela getting some swampy flatulence and some gnarly diarrhea, but the Polish woman seemed pretty satisfied with some of the other felt effects!
gglllllllffffgggttt!
The operator’s stomach gurgled again, much harder this time! Tina winced and pulled her snow pants and black thong down in response, hovering her portly booty over top of the porcelain throne before taking a seat.
bbbbbbbllllllrrrrrrrrrrrmmbbbbbtttt
A bassy fart blew down into the bowl right after she sat down, and Tina shifted left to right to get comfortable on the toilet. The smell was just what you would expect from the day’s diet: potent rotten eggs and raw sewage! Ela’s smell was getting countered fast!
“Please don’t be that long…” Tina begged, looking up at the ceiling while holding her stomach. She felt a good amount of weight stored up in there, but with how backed up she felt, she could probably push it out pretty fast! She closed her eyes and pushed as hard as she could muster!
BBBLLLRRBBBTT-BBRRT-BBRRRLLLRSSHHKKKKKTTTT
A few more echoey farts blasted out of Tina in quick succession, followed by a stiff turd that made a quick gas-assisted exit!
PPLLOOPPPP-SPLRSH
“Ahhhhhh… just like that, get it all out, Tina.” The Canadian groaned to herself, giving herself a pep talk!
CCRRRRRSSHHHKKKTT
PPPLLOORRSHP! PPLLOOPPPTT!
The second hard push was a success as well; two more solid turds escaped her back door in a hurry, into a splash finale!
Tina felt much better with the release of these two logs. The pressure and weight in her bowels had been greatly diminished with their expulsion, and she was feeling like she was already about done. She took a moment to catch her breath after holding it to give her strong pushes, and wrapped toilet paper around her palm for the cleanup. The fetid stench wafted upwards from the toilet bowl and filled the bathroom, erasing the remaining lingering stink from Ela’s morning blowout. Tina felt quite embarrassed by how wretched the scent of her shit was, and was tempted to do a courtesy flush. The final stretch of her dump felt like it was on the horizon, though, so she just wrapped her forearms around her tummy and leaned forward to get it out. Her face grew red from strain, and sweat beaded across her forehead as the last turd proved to be much more stubborn.
cccllllrrkkttt…
After ten seconds of pure concentrated squeezing down on her stomach, the mulish turd had only just breached out of Tina’s stretched butthole a few inches. Tina tried to push even harder, producing much more sweat as she did! A vein bulged out of her forehead from the stress, and she let out some primal grunts!
…ttttkkkkkkkkcccccttt…
“Get the hell out of me, damnit! Come on!” the poor woman swore in her head, her grunts only getting louder as she labored to get the log out!
…cccRRSSHHHKKLLAAAAAAARRAAKKKTTT!
After nearly a minute of painful pushing, the fourth and final log was finally given the boot from her bowels with the help of a powerful, very unladylike fart!
SSPLLAAAAAASHKT!
The turd smacked into the other three logs in the bowl with an impressive splash. Tina cringed as shitty toilet water was sent upwards to pepper her ass cheeks. Tina nearly slumped forward off the toilet as her body finally relaxed, and she panted aggressively. The thick, eggy air around her made her feel nauseous, but she was glad to finally be done!
“Fucking hell…” was all she could mutter as she sat up. She wiped her brown eye clean with the toilet paper she had prepared and then dropped it into the bowl. The mess took two flushes to fully expel and left a few nasty skid marks on the otherwise pearl white porcelain. Already feeling humiliated enough by the colossal shit, Tina sheepishly cleaned the toilet with the wand that was tucked behind the tank. A third flush whisked the dirty water away, and the ordeal was finally over after a thorough hand wash and a few spritzes of Fabreeze!
Tina stepped out of the bathroom feeling like a new woman, a relaxed smile on her face when she stepped out. Her face dropped fast, however, when she was immediately met with Ela in the bedroom!
“Glad I’m not the reason we’re late to our reservation this time, Tina.” The Polish woman giggled, knowing how Tina was much more self-conscious about crass things like going to the bathroom than she was.
“H-hey, I didn’t take that-” Tina replied in a flustered tone, but stopped when she saw the time: 5:24 PM. She had been struggling to take that dump for over fifteen minutes! And they were getting very close to their 5:45 dinner time!
Ela was already set to go; she was smelling nice from a healthy amount of perfume, and was wearing a lovely teal green dress and lipstick that complimented her hair perfectly.
“Gahhh! Just give me a minute!” Tina exclaimed, scrambling to get her nice clothes on! Ela watched her girlfriend trip over herself for a moment, then rubbed her back gently.
“Slow down, hun, I’ll call the restaurant so they save our table,” she reassured her coolly, then pulled her phone out.
Tina took a deep breath in and out, feeling grossed out when she got a whiff of the bathroom, but was able to relax and get dressed at a quick but not rushed pace.
“There, was that so hard? Let’s go, I don’t want to keep them waiting any longer,” Ela told her once she was set to go, kissing Tina on the cheek before taking their hand.
“... Thanks, Ellie, you’re the best,” Tina sighed, melting on the inside from the kiss. They started to walk to the door, but Ela stopped before they walked out.
“Before we go, it would probably be wise to leave this behind…” Ela grinned and stuck her ass out in an exaggerated manner.
SSPLLLRRRAAAAAABBBBTTT!
Ela’s leg hiked up as she let the sloppy, sharty-sounding fart go! She burst out in a laughing fit after, and threw a handful of the rotten smell at Tina!
“Oh, come on, Ellie!” Tina groaned, using her free hand to clamp her nose closed! She couldn’t help but smile, though; Ela’s gross antics had an odd ability to make her feel less embarrassed about herself. “Did you just have an accident?”
“Hey, just be glad that I got it out now. I was already debating locking the windows up in the car to let that one out, and it would have blasted the cloth off the table if I waited until we sat down to eat,” Ela shrugged, a goofy grin still shining on her face. “Also, no… but I don’t have accidents anyway, I make power moves.”
“Well… I guess you’re right about that. Thanks, Ellie,” Tina rolled her eyes, but still smiled under her palm.
And with that, the two exited their room, leaving the smell behind to be dealt with later after a well-earned romantic night out on the town.