Pink Shorts
by Slave Fart

Kate and I broke up a few months back, and while I'm still writing her "farewell" to me in story form (it really wasn't all that great), I have something to report on from last night:

This story is the truth and I don't even have to change the names, because I don't know my User's name.

I don't know her name because she was only called "Pink Shorts" prior to meeting me. One of my exes from a few years back was at the same party as my friends and I. She knew what I was into, but it was actually the root of why we broke up. She couldn't stand the idea of shitting in my mouth, and this caused her to go a different route.

There was a house party for one of my friends that just got engaged. Luckily they live in my building and I was able to just run down a few flights of stairs.

That was where I saw my ex talking to this girl that had shorts that hugged her sculpted ass. When they motioned my direction, I knew something was up, but they both walked my way.

"Hey, so I heard something about you..."

"Oh yeah, what's that?"

"I heard you like women to take a dump on your face..."

I wasn't shocked, I knew my ex thought it was a jarring thing, and while I hoped she didn't talk about it this openly since people know who I am, I can't lie and say I didn't want this specific woman to shit on my face.

"Who told you that," I asked with some angry tone in my voice, "Someone with a big mouth, I assume."

She smiled, "Oh I think it's your big mouth I'm after. Come on, don't play around. Let me take a shit in your mouth."

I wanted this, and we were in a very convenient location.

"I'm going to run up to my apartment to use the restroom. If you happened to come out of the party at the same time, that's up to you."

She giggled and we both headed for the door... But when I turned around at the stairwell, my ex was there too...

I just opened the door for them and my ex ran up the stairs, knowing where I lived, but Pink Shorts walked in front of me, and did so very slowly, letting me stare at her ass right in my face.

Buurrrrrmmmmppp. A nice, soft, bassy fart pushed out of her asshole and hit me in the face, she stopped for a second and the cloud of her fart hung around my head.

"Smell it up, bitch."

When we got near the top, she stuck her ass out again, putting it on my face. I puckered and kissed where her anus pulsed in the tight shorts.

"Wow, you're kissing my ass? I don't know how you weren't into this," she was talking to my ex, who had still said nothing.

Pink Shorts laid another bomb of a fart on my face, again commanding that I use my lungs as a filtration system for her farts.

We got to my apartment, and it's one of the nicer luxury living areas in the city. I opened the door and heard Pink Shorts quip to my ex, "How the fuck did you not just shit on his face?! This place rules!"

She started looking around at my place and her intoxication became pretty apparent. She was slurring her speech and getting rather aggressive, punching my arms, slapping my face... It was quite the turn on.

I walked over to my bathroom and opened the door, showing her my large bathtub that has seen a fair amount of women take their place above my face. Another woman was about to add her name amongst the ranks of people that have used me as a toilet.

Pink Shorts started looking around.

"Where do we do this? I gotta go. Shit's coming, I'm ready. You ready? You really ready to eat my shit?"

"I am."

There's a toilet chair that I grab and put it in the open so if the woman wants to sit over me on that, she can. Pink shorts looked approvingly at it, but when I set it up and laid underneath, she picked it up and moved it out of the way.

"You are my toilet, right?"

"Uhh.. Yes."

"Then put your forearms up at like a 90 degree angle, there... It looks like you're trying to block something from hitting your face now, but I'm going to sit on it, your arms are my toilet seat. Your mouth is my toilet bowel."

She laughed and my dick nearly erupted.

Pink shorts was now standing above me and got down to business, settling above my face and onto her new toilet.

Her pants hit the floor and my ex stood in the doorway. My ex chimed in, "This is sort of fucked..."

"Look, I asked you about this and you said it was cool."

"No, I just mean you don't think it's weird to shit on someone?"

"I told you that I think it's going to be awesome. I have thought that from the start. Some chicks think it's weird, some think it's ok, some think it's awesome. I just so happen to think that I'm drunk enough with the confidence to do it today, right now."

She farted and the smell didn't hit me immediately, but after a few moments, I almost gagged.

"Yeah, that's straight up burrito farts. No underwear to protect you. Jesus... Here, let me fart straight into your mouth."

Pink shorts adjusted so her finely shaped bottom was on my face and she farted a solid, low boom that stained my teeth with stink, I swear.

"Oh that felt really good! But here, I think this is gonna feel better....."

With that, a very small string of turds came out rapidly with lots of farts. My mouth was filled to the brim almost immediately and she stood up, motioned for my arms to make her a seat again, and then she took her place yet again.

With a mouthful of her shit, I began inspecting her ass cheeks as they looked strange with my arms in the way. Her asshole pushed and opened, remaining open for a moment before a very loud fart attacked my olfactory senses. She started laughing really hard.

"This is fucking hilarious. You didn't want to do this?"

"No way! I think it's fucking gross. Although it's kind of nice to see an ex get his face shit on. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't nice to see him covered in your shit... He's eating it by the way. It smells awful, jesus..."

Pink shorts looked down at me while still in a squat. She must have to go again...

"HAHA! Oh my god!!! Look at it! Look at my turds in your mouth! Oh my god, that stinks," and with that, she farted again while the tip of her light brown shit started to emerge towards me.

I opened my shit stained mouth and let her turd fall naturally onto my chin, some of it hitting the tub.

Pink shorts sighed and stood straight, stretching.

"This is truly amazing. Keep eating my dump, boy. Eat my turds. Eat. My. Shit."

She sat down on the edge of my tub, letting her ass hang off the side so the mess wouldn't transfer. She explained this rationale.

"I'm sitting over here with a dirty ass, and I want you to lick it clean. You hear me, boy? You're going to finish eating my mess, then you're gonna lick my asshole clean after you shower and brush your teeth."

At this point, i hurriedly chomped and swallowed her shit. My ex was disgusted the entire time, but as i stood up to shower and brush my teeth i made eye contact for the first time. i was naked and ashamed and a toilet. She shook her head with laughter and you could tell she was happy for her friend to shit on me.

Pink shorts was in a hurry and urged my speed at cleaning myself so that i could properly clean her anus.

When i finished brushing, i got on all fours and crawled to her beautiful ass cheeks. Her skin was a deep olive complexion everywhere except for her bare ass. i'm sure not many people were lucky enough to get this close to her asshole, and as i sucked the remnants of the dump she just took in my mouth, i couldn't have been happier.

After a 5 minute ass licking, i alerted her that she was complete with her ass wiping.

Pink shorts and my ex both assured me they wouldn't ever tell anyone, but I imagine that Pink shorts might want to tell a friend or two about shitting in my mouth...

I worry about my secret getting out, but in all reality, people know about it already. Maybe Inez Sainz will figure it out and want to use me ;) She's always had a thing for athletes.