By: kasoly
It was a sunny day in the woods and Jimmy and his dad started to set up there picnic. It took a while to set up the picnic because, of the wind blowing it away almost every time, so Jimmy's dad decided to nail the picnic down on the grass. While that was happening, dad forgot about the food he was supposed to bring, "Oh crap, i forgot about the food. Jimmy i need you to stay here and guard our half picnic okay." Dad said. "You got it"! Jimmy said.
After Jimmy said that, dad got in his car and zoomed towards there house that he left the food at while Jimmy was protecting the half picnic. But here is the problem, there is a legend heard that there is a stinky fart bear that facefarts trespassers on his land. So Jimmy and his dad did not know they were on the stink bears land.
After 3 minutes of protecting the half picnic because his dad told him to, Jimmy heard footsteps from far away and started to smell something stinky. Jimmy was wondering if it was a skunk that was approaching him or something, when it got closer Jimmy started to see something bigger coming closer with each step. Before Jimmy could see what it was he knocked down by a furry brown stinky butt. When Jimmy was on the ground, he tried to get up and move but he was pinned down because of the big furry brown booty on his face.
Jimmy tried his best to struggle but he was no match, the bear was so heavy and stinky that Jimmy stated to become weak and started sink in between the giant furry buttcheeks. Before it was over for poor small Jimmy the stink bear said, "Looks like i got another trespasser on my turf it's a shame to i was going to stop today and just talk, but i could not resist farting you, so here you go". Jimmy did not like the sound of that he started moving even more to escape but still, no use.
Soon a fart came onto Jimmy's face and it made him stop struggling "Man i know that one had stink, but i haven't even started yet that was a practice fart". The stink bear said. While farting on Jimmy's poor face the bear decided to re-position himself so he can get in a good spot. As the bear get's back up Jimmy takes a breather and tries to run for it but sadly get slammed down by a big stinky butt once again. But this time it was worse Jimmy's nose was stuck in the stinky bear's butthole smelling all the farts he had backed up.
The knew he was in a spot so he let out a brassy fart onto Jimmy's small nose. The bear kept letting out fart after fart on Jimmy's nose, it was super bad and bear could not smell his own farts so he knew this was a good fart cushion. After 10 minutes of farting on Jimmy's nose he decided to take him back to his cave and keep him as a fart slave for the rest of his life. While there in the cave, the bear had to take a poop so he headed over to Jimmy's unconscious body and got on his knees and opened his mouth placing up against his butthole, with his hand behind Jimmy's head holding him close. When he got done, he then tied him on the ground so he could not escape.
"Okay, i'm back with the food so let's eat. Ummmm Jimmy were did you go"? Dad said.