Out of Nowhere
by Slave Fart

Got a real one for you guys. It's usually like this. Just us two. Nobody else. Every other week maybe. I can't handle it much more (though it just goes in streaks). Hope you enjoy.

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Laying on the leather sofa in my living room with Monica reading a book across the room when I hear a stomach churn like she's processing something massive.

Nights are usually hectic, but this particular one was lazy. I was in sweats and she was in her pajamas already.

"I swear, it was the Indian food we had at lunch."

"What'd you get?"

"I can't remember, exactly. We just got a bunch of stuff and shared it. Charvi picked some stuff out that is just wrecking my insides..."

I leaned forward, "Did you poop yet at work?"

Monica turned and smirked, "No. In fact, I think this might be one of the bigger loads I've dumped in a few weeks..."

AAARRRROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Go get ready. Not with the toilet box, though."

Her stomach cried out.

She looked to her loud, grumbling stomach, then to me."Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

I didn't say anything as I entered into the bedroom to grab the camping chair. The glorified toilet seat was folded up in the closet when Monica poked her head in.

"I was going to say I'll squat, but actually that sounds better. Get the chair so I can shit on you in comfort."

She laughed and I met her in the bathroom. Her pants were down. I set the camping toilet up and crawled into position.

Monica wasted no time and sat above me. A rank fart entered my world and I immediately regretted suggesting this tonight.

PLURRRRRTTTTTTSSSSSHHHHH

"Monica, we might want to..."

"It's happening now, so just come to grips with it. I don't want this on the floor."

"But you're comfortable with it in my mouth and on my face?"

"More comfortable than I am with this on the floor. Now shut up and eat my shit."

Monica farted again. These were monster farts.

BRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP

Then a slimey, goop started to emerge. It was a sludge, really. Just a slurry of whatever spices she had in her system started pouring out. It was creamy and disgusting and it made me gag immediately.

She just laughed and kept shitting... And shitting... And shitting... Fucking hell...

PLUUURRRRRMMMMSSSSSPPPPPSSSSTTTTTTPLAT

"What the fuck was that noise? Hahaha!"

It was a solid turd rocketing from one her farts and splashing into her wet shit she'd already taken in my mouth.

"It feels kind of nice, coming out, actually. Because this shit is burning. Fuck."

She wasn't wrong. The spices made her dung hot. The smell was horrific, though, and she sat above me with her asshole dirty and pulsating. I didn't want to, but I continued on when what seemed like a soft serve style dump started to emerge. It was like two shits in one.

This was a single, thinner turd that began to emerge and pile on my face. No farts at first, but the sound of her asshole expanding was present.

Then all of a sudden a wave of farts came thundering out of her anus and crashed into my face as she cackled openly at my predicament.

"I fuckin' told you! And you wanted to be my toilet tonight, so hey, not my fault. Hahaha. Clean yourself up, jesus fuck that stinks. Fuck..."

She wiped, tossed it in the toilet and I heard it flush. At this point, I was completely blind.

I stayed with her dump on my face for a good solid hour afterwards because I love feeling the weight of what we just did. I love, LOVE feeling like her toilet.

When I got to bed, the sex was intense and I went to sleep one of the happiest people on earth.