One Smelly Night
Author: LaFemmeFoul

Tagline: On an intimate occasion, Jamie is about to get a rude reminder..

So they're making out. Jamie and her newlywed husband Mike. They are in bed getting real hot and steamy, both in their underwear, but not for long. Mike feels up Jamie's back trying to undo her black lace bra. Jamie is busy squeezing and rubbing his bubble butt, which is perfectly shaped with a tight red satin thong. Everything is going smoothly, right until Mike lifts up his leg, leans forward a little, and...

"BFFFFFFFFFFFFRTPLPLPLPLPLPLRUUUUP!" a huge fart is unleashed in the room, echoing off the walls.

"EW!!" cried Jamie, shoving Mike away, disgusted. "Mike, did you just fart?" Mike looked a little perplexed at that question. He tilts his head to the side a bit. "Um...I believe I did, Jamie. I mean it was pretty loud, don’t tell me you can't distinguish a fart." "That's so gross! You ALWAYS fart at THE most inappropriate times!" "Oh come on, it's a way of life!" says Mike with a smirk. "You know I am a gassy person since we've started dating!" "Yes, but I assumed you would eventually change your ways, especially since we've gotten married!" she moved on to her side of her bed, lay down with her arms crossed and pouted. Mike hovered over her.

"Come on honey, speaking on behalf of men everywhere, the sexiest thing a woman can do is learn to love a man's gas!" he says, leaning in for a kiss. "NO! Get away from me!" she snapped, threatening to kick him in the privates. "You have farted at the most inappropriate times, but during an intimate moment? That is a first, and very disgusting!" Mike sat up, a stern look on his face. Then he said "You know, I have farted plenty of times in the bedroom. Our wedding night was the first time, and you totally digged it!" "What?! You're crazy, I don't remember that, and even if I did, I wouldn't have had sex with you!" "Come on Jamie, don't you remember this?" without another moment's hesitation, Mike climbed over Jamie in 69 position and shoved his perfect ass into her face. "What the FUCK, Mike! GET OFF!" Jamie cried. "Nope, I need to refresh your memory" with that, Mike unleashed another big fart into her face. BRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPLPLFFFFT!! Jamie screamed under those massive mounds but it could not be heard. The stench that followed that fart was ungodly. She kicked and fought for fresh air but it was no use. It was either sniff up the stink or suffocate. Mike held down her legs to keep from kicking and unleashed another fart PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFT! It sounded like a diesel engine revving and the smell was even worse. Jamie couldn't handle it, she was beginning to feel dizzy. "You remember that?!" said Mike, laughing evilly. Mike then somehow removed his thong, leaving his ass completely exposed and left his wife with no escape. The pure putrid smell rang into her nostrils, worse than a thousand garbage dumps roasting in the sunlight on the hottest summer day. "Oh god, this is it..." she though weakly. "Here's the grand finale!" Mike announced, and with that, a deep rumble was heard in his ass. Jamie braced herself but she knew she was screwed. The loudest, most erupting fart exploded from his ass, as if a bomb just went off. PRRRRRRRRRHHHHHFFFFFFFTTTTTTTBURRRP! Jamie lay limp on the bed. Mike climbed off and looked at his still wife. He checked her pulse. Still beating. "Still alive" he thought. Mike decided to have a wank then slept next to his wife.

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It was morning, and Jamie had woken up with a start. Mike was not in bed beside her. "Mike?" she called out. Mike came into the room, wrapped in a towel. "Hey hon, I just went in for a shower" he said. " Last night was hot, huh?" he said with a wink. Jamie was confused, she had remembered nothing of the night before. "Anyways, I'll make breakfast, then I'm leaving for work early, ok?" he is about to walk out the door, when Jamie calls "Wait!" Mike turns around. "Honey, I'm afraid I remember nothing of last night..." Her voice trailed off as she lay sideways on the bed and massaged her body seductively. Mike stared for a while then a small sneaky smile crossed his face. "Well, it's my duty to give you a recap. Shall we?" he then dropped his towel onto the floor and approached his wife.