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One Night Stand This story is 100% true. The only thing changed are names. "Open up your mouth," she said sternly while I was tied up to the hotel headboard. One of those headboards that have no good "tie up" spots, but you make it work because you have to. I've taken too long, because she gets closer, her blonde hair tossed over her shoulder as she says again, this time with more discipline in her tone, "I said, 'Open up your mouth.'" Finally, I obeyed eagerly and knew exactly what she was about to do. Well here, let me go back so you have some context... I knew Mandy from grade school. We played on the playgrounds together, but we hung out in different groups, ran with different crowds. The only vivid memory of Mandy that I have is of her big butt being pushed on my face as a dare. Well... My face pushing into her big butt. We had a bet that no girl would allow a boy to put their face into their butt, thinking it would stink. Since I've got a fetish for the ass, I made up this bet hoping that Carey, the hot girl in our group, would want me to put my face in her butt. I was hoping she'd let me stay there. Instead they called Mandy over. Mandy was chunky, there's no disputing that, but she always had a pretty face. It seemed to light up when someone told her that I'd put my face up her butt for 30 seconds. "He's going to smell my butt? What if I fart? Should I pull my pants down," she asked my friends while looking at me, "I don't know that I want to do this..." My friends were goading her on, but I think she was faking the shyness because she was down to her underwear in seconds, pointing her ass out. She had on those really big panties, the kind you wouldn't expect to see someone able to fit into them. She smelled like lotion while I dropped to my knees. I am a very gifted athlete and was the golden boy at my school. Hell, they just hung my number in the rafters of the gym for football and baseball. It was very strange to see this physical specimen on his knees behind this, and I guess I'll say it, behind this fat girl sticking her ass out for the express purpose of my face being enveloped by her ass cheeks purely for me to inhale the scent of her ass. 50 bucks on the line now, and I'm damn sure gonna take a big whiff so there's no chance the other people in the group can say I'm backing out. I place my hands on both hips, steady myself, and then move my face towards where I think her asshole is. Then she farted. I mean it was HUGE!!!! I am a guy with a giant fart fetish, and here this girl with a giant ass unloads a fart RIGHT into my face RIGHT before I'm going to put my face RIGHT up her ass to take a sniff. Everyone laughed, but I jammed my face up Mandy's farting ass and took my whiff. It was fucking foul. Everyone was saying they couldn't believe that I was still jamming my face up her ass and then she farted again, this time I felt the heat against my nostrils as I inhaled. It went right into my lungs because she farted mid-sniff. Finally they stopped counting and I had to pretend like I hated it, pretend like I didn't want Mandy farting on me. So I acted grossed out and accepted that everyone high fived her. She asked me how her butt smelled, how her farts smelled, then told me I was allowed to smell her farts anytime she wanted. I was supposed to be embarrassed, but she was like the 4th or 5th girl that I had intentionally set up to fart on my face. We lost touch after high school because I had to pretend like I was still embarrassed by that ordeal. So I took it as a little bit of a shock when she texted me about my upcoming trip to her new home city, a very large city. I texted her back and forth, noting that she become more and more suggestive in her texts about want to hook up. I had checked her facebook profile and noted that she'd lost a ton of weight since high school. She looked great. There were pictures of her in tight lulu lemon spandex and in skirts that showed a little too much thigh and in dresses that were so tight you'd think there was no way it was the same chunky girl that ripped ass on my face. "Sorry again about dropping ass on your face. I just wanted to look cool," she texts after a small lull about 3 weeks into banter. I tell her it's all good and then alert her that I'm only 2 weeks away from seeing her, changing the subject. She withdraws some of the flirting until the night before my flight and says things like she wants to fuck me and she wants me to be inside her. So I text back that I want to eat her asshole. Silence. Eventually we talk and I let her know that I'm into the idea of a one night stand, but it can't be more. I live in a different part of the country and don't want to do the long distance thing. She agrees and then asks about eating ass. "So, did you want my butt on your face in high school?!" I let her know that I was initially hoping for Carey, but that I've touched myself an uncountable amount of time thinking about that second fart being sucked down my nostrils like a drug. "I want you to eat my ass tomorrow. Maybe nothing else, but that needs to happen. I've never had it done before. The only time my butt has been on someone's face was when I farted on you," she confides. "I understand. I'll make sure it feels great." And that's it. That's all we say before I jump on a plane and head out to my destination. We have a weird first night. I'm trying to take her home, but she resists. At the first sign of disinterest, it's hard for me to push back. I can't get it up if the girl seems at all disinterested, and Mandy does. We hang out the next day in a group, her not really talking to me. All of those illicit texts, and now she won't even stand by me at the bar. Strange, but it is what it is... The night carries on and eventually she moves over to me and asks why I didn't hit on her. I tell I tried last night and it just wasn't going anywhere because she seemed uninterested. She lets me know she's still in and we leave to my hotel room. We're on the street trying to hail a cab and she looks at me in the eyes, "I guess you're going to eat my asshole." It's not a question, just a statement of fact like she were pointing out that the sun is bright or ice is cold. "Your tongue is going to taste my asshole." That's the new statement that is about to become truth. We move to the bed and I pull off her dress in a single motion, I'm good at that. She lays on her back and pulls off her underwear. We're getting right to business. I lean in for a kiss and it ends up in all teeth. There's nothing sexy about the way she uses her tongue as a guardian instead of a welcoming hostess. It's "Halt!" and not "Come on in." I notice that she has no stretch marks while I take my tongue on a tour of her unexplored body. Not minor or little stretch marks. None. There's a moan as I move my hands onto her clit and my tongue soon follows. She's moving her hands all over, trying grab onto something. She opts for my head and starts to gyrate her hips, mashing my tongue against her clit. Her orgasm is epic and we start to get ready for sex. She asks, "How do you want to suck on my asshole," in a laugh. It's a weird question to hear. I guide her to her stomach and spread her ass cheeks with my hands. I'm not face to asshole with the aggressor from one of my "embarrassing" high school memories. Except this time there's no underwear, and I open my mouth and envelop her asshole with my warm, moist mouth. She coos an "Oh my god" and buries her face between two pillows like I've buried my face into her ass. I take the time to realize how amazing her body is. She has such a nice, big butt that can eat my face. The small of her back dips down and up to her shoulders that are strong without looking big. Her blonde hair retreating into the pillows with her until she throws her head up and says, "I can honestly say that this is the best feeling ever. If you want to, we could get a human centipede thing worked out." She laughs again at the person sucking on her asshole, giving a little fart and immediately turning around to lock eyes. She grins a little and then pushes her ass further into me. I'm sucking her asshole harder and we keep eye contact as she releases a staccato fart and it swirls in my mouth. She keeps her glare on me and I swallow her fart. This makes her face retreat back into the pillows, her body shaking with laughter. I'm not ashamed like I probably should be, but it doesn't matter. Mandy is getting what she wants, I can tell. I reach my hand around to her pussy and feel it's sopping wet nature. She's getting off on this. I pull out my cock and raise her to doggy style. The sex is brief, but as soon as it ends, I'm back into her ass with my face while she's on her hands and knees. "Can I ask you a question," she turns her head to make eye contact over her shoulder while my tongue is working it's way past her anus and into her rectum. I nod. "Has anyone ever.... Well... Has anyone ever shit in your mouth? I know at least one person has farted in your mouth since you just sucked down one of my farts. But has anyone shit in your mouth? Has anyone used you as a toilet?" She's curious and I imagine she's very inexperienced in bed based on the bad kissing. She asks it like you might ask someone if they've ever gone water skiing. Again, I nod. "Really?! Man... I can't imagine that. Taking a shit in someone's mouth. Releasing my waste. Well... It's not that different. Your tongue is licking where I release my waste right now. We talked about it a little in texting..." I pull my face out from between her ass cheeks long enough to ask, "Do you want to shit in my mouth? Is that why you asked?" She turns her head and motions me to put my face back in her ass. Apparently she wants to ask to use me as a toilet while I'm sucking on her asshole. I'm hard again. "I want to make you my toilet." Third time, I nod. She sighs and tells me how she wants to prep. She wants to tie me to the head board with my tongue out and firm. She wants to impale her asshole with my tongue, "as far as it will go, that's a way to make sure that I poop... Into your mouth." I move into position and she ties me down. "Open up your mouth," she said sternly while I was tied up to the hotel headboard. One of those headboards that have no good "tie up" spots, but you make it work because you have to. I've taken too long, because she gets closer, her blonde hair tossed over her shoulder as she says again, this time with more discipline in her tone, "I said, 'Open up your mouth.'" Finally, I obeyed eagerly and knew exactly what she was about to do. The stink of the day is gone from me licking and sucking on her anus for the past hour or so, but a fart escapes as she lowers her asshole onto my tongue and it stinks very badly. There's a laugh on her end and sniff on mine. I snake my tongue into her rectum as far as I can. Her sphincters relax and allow me to go in even further. My entire tongue is now inside of her asshole, trying to reach into her colon. She whispers to herself, "Oh my god." The release of Her waste is accompanied by an intense orgasm. She's cumming all over my chest as Her shit slides down my throat. i've only eaten shit of a few other women, and the shit always smelled so awful. Mandy's had a sour smell, like that of a beer shit. She was taking a beer shit into my mouth. i remember thinking that She seemed to lose weight as She relaxed Her sphincter, releasing Her shit. If you have to take a beer shit, you might as well make someone eat it... She was now sitting straight up again and whispering something when a second wave of shit forced it's way into my mouth. This was a single, MONSTROUS turd. She stayed seated on my mouth, worrying only about Her own comfort as the shit mashed into my mouth, filling it. There was nowhere for the shit to go but around the edges of my lips, now caking Her ass in Her shit. "Don't worry. You'll get that when you lick Me clean." i shudder and swallow. i can't tell if She's waiting for me to finish or if She just doesn't have to shit right this second, but i hear a rumble above me. She farts and it actually helps me choke the last bit of Her shit down my throat. She farts again and this time it's long, at least 10 seconds. No exaggeration. It's wet, too. And then She farts one more time, and thinking it's just gas is a mistake. A rush of liquid shit runs into my mouth, and i swallow without thinking. The stench is so foul and this particular area of Her dump is capped off by three very small turds and a sigh of relief. She cums again. i spend the next hour and a half cleaning Her with my tongue. It requires that i make sure there's no shit anywhere on my face and She lets me wash up. Surprisingly, there was no shit anywhere in the room. There's not an atom of Her fecal matter anywhere. She tells me to crawl over and clean her. She cums a final time when i place a gentle kiss on Her anus and She fingers herself until She shakes. She's cum so many times i'm not sure if it's pain or pleasure that make her shake like that. i throw myself onto the bed, exhausted, but fulfilled. Mandy has filled a void that i don't need to think about for a long, long time. Mandy gets out of bed and goes into the bathroom. "Wow... That's the cleanest My asshole has ever been! you got everything! It's kinda like I own you, now. You know?" i feel a strange sense of pride as she exits the bathroom. "It's like I own you. Did you hear Me say that?" "Yes i did." She exhales sharply through Ser nose and starts talking, "So the reason I wanted to poo... To poop in your mouth, god that sounds weird! Ok. So the reason I wanted to poop in your mouth is because I knew I wouldn't be able to separate all my feelings for you in a one night stand. I just needed to be able to think of you as something else. So now I think I'll be ok because you're not a lover that I only had once... Now you're a toilet that I've shit into. I've made you my toilet." She looks sorry the whole time, but again, I'm unphased. "Mandy..." "Call me Master. I own you, right? So just call me that now." "Master. Owner. Honestly, You shouldn't worry about that anyways. It was just sex. i am glad You shit in my mouth though. i had never swallowed so much before. That was a nice big dump You just let me eat." She hides Her eyes now. Now She's embarrassed. She turns around and walks to the door, "I guess I'll text you the next time I'm in your city. I'll make sure to eat another big meal." I can hear Her laughing in the hall, undoubtedly unable to wait to tell everyone how Her shit is in someone's stomach. All in all: A pretty solid one night stand. |
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