Noid Entertainment

By: n0idedalex

Chapter 1: The ''Interview''

Mariko was, once again, doing what she did best… looking for quick ways to get money on the internet.

Mariko Sayaka had not been doing much since graduating high school. Apart from the occasional part-time gig at a fast food place or gas station, she’d been mostly lazing around at her parent’s house. Well, her mom’s house now. Since her parent’s recent divorce, money had been much tighter than usual, and her mom was NOT happy about her being unemployed. She said she hadn't "proven" herself to be an adult yet. It didn’t help that Mariko was deathly terrified of getting a “real” job. So, she’d been spending the last couple hours on her phone browsing job listings on Craigslist while lying in bed. She was hoping to find something easy that pays well. No luck. However, right when she was about to give up and call it a night, she spotted an ad in the "misc." category that really caught her eye.

“Guest wanted for internet interview show.”

Ok, that wasn’t the part that interested her. That would be the part that said “$1,000”.

Her eyes lit up at the amount. That had to be a mistake, right? Surely they meant $100. Morbidly curious, she opened the ad anyway. The description wasn't very descriptive. All it asked for was “people willing to be filmed while getting asked questions about embarrassing moments in their lives”. One grand for just that? It seemed too good to be true. This was Craigslist after all, and she didn’t feel like getting trafficked this week.

However, some of her doubts were washed away when she saw the address listed. The street name was weirdly familiar. After checking on Google Maps, she saw that it was literally across the street from the place she took piano lessons when she was a kid (lessons that went absolutely nowhere). The Town she lived in wasn’t that big, and this place wasn’t too far from where she lived either. If something freaky was going on, she would’ve heard about it. Still moderately skeptical, she decided to gamble and email the address given. Though, she highly doubted they’ll actually get back to her.


Three Days Later

Well, that was quick. After a couple email exchanges and one phone call, Mariko found herself standing in front of the bland, non-descript building the address had led her to. The only notable thing about it was the sign on the door that read “Noid Entertainment”. After considering her life choices for a few minutes, she cautiously opened the door.

The inside was equally non-descript. Nothing more than a few chairs, a fake potted plant, a hallway that led to an elevator, and a reception desk. Behind that desk… was a receptionist! A bored looking woman with blond hair was staring blankly at her computer screen. Mariko cleared her throat to get her attention. The receptionist looked up at her and straightened herself.

"Hi! Can I help you?"

Mariko slowly walked up to the desk.

"Um, hi. My name is Mariko Sayaka, and I'm here for the interview show thingy?"

The receptionist looked back at her computer screen and began clicking a few times.

“Let’s see. Mariko, Mariko, Mariko, Mari- Here you are.” The woman leaned into her screen to read something. “Uh… you’re a little early. You may have to wait a bit before we’re ready to shoot. Either way, I’ll let the girls know you’re here. You’re gonna take that elevator to the second floor and go to room 211. It’s down the hall, take a right and then a left.”

Mariko thanked the woman before heading to the elevator. Once she got to the second floor, she noticed something (aside from the building’s apparent allergy to decoration). There was a distinct smell to this place, a rather unpleasant one at that. It was… eggy. No, beefy. No, cheesy? Whatever it was, it felt baked into the building itself, since she saw nothing physically in the hallway to cause it. Maybe the source was in the other rooms she was passing. Eventually, she got to room 211 and stepped inside.

The room was small, white and featureless aside from a black leather couch, a small black coffee table and another door on the other side. Attempting to open it showed that it was locked. There was also a security camera in the corner of the room pointed at the couch. On the table, was a basket of muffins and a sign that read "PLEASE have a muffin! ❤️".

Mariko sat on the couch and slowly sank into it. “Guess I just wait here.” she thought to herself. She looked at the muffins in front of her. She wasn’t particularly hungry, but those muffins looked really nice. They actually smelled nice too. The first nice smelling thing in the whole building. And… well, the sign did say please. Mariko leaned in and grabbed a muffin. She peeled off the paper wrapper and took a bite.

"Mmm, that’s good."

45 Minutes Later

Mariko was bored. No one had shown up yet and she just finished her fourth muffin. She’d been spending the time looking through Instagram on her phone, but even that had gotten boring by this point. Were they ever gonna call her in? The ad said that the show would be less than five minutes. There’s no way it takes this long to set up a camera. The receptionist said she was gonna tell “the girls”, there’s a camera looking right at her. What gives? She should probably just leave and-

gggrrrrrrrr…

Mariko's stomach started to rumble.

“Hm? That’s weird… I shouldn’t be hungry. I just had four muff-”

GGGgrrrrRRRrrrrrrrr…

Mariko’s stomach rumbled again. Louder this time. She also felt a soft cramping in her abdomen.

"Ugh, seriously, what the hell?"

Mariko placed a hand on her belly. It was slightly bloated and she could feel constant small rumbles happening inside. She frowned.

“God, I’m sorry I had those muffins, ok? It’s not my fault they tasted so good. Can this wait until later?” Mariko spoke to her stomach like it had ears. It responded with…

GGGGRRRRRrrrrrrr…

A few minutes passed and the activity in Mariko's guts was not letting up. The cramping had gotten stronger, the growlings had gotten louder and more frequent and, worst of all, a pressure had started to build up in her colon. She cringed a bit when she felt it, but felt it she did. It was obvious, unignorable, unrelenting. A burning need begging to be taken care of…

Mariko had to fart.

“Ah, jeez…”

She looked around to make sure that no one had suddenly appeared without her looking. She then sighed, leaned to the side, took a deep breath and gently pushed…

BBbbbpbpbpprrttt! Bbbbpppprrrrr… Bpprt!

…

That… was loud. And… deep. And kinda long too. Very different from Mariko’s usual farts. Most of her farts were less than a second long. A “long” one for her was around two seconds. That… thing she just pushed out was at least four. It smelled bad too. Another rarity for her farts. Well, her farts didn’t smell “good”, but they were never this pungent. This one was eggy and… kinda smelled like the hallway from earlier. Before Mariko could think about that any further, her stomach cramped up again and she let out a soft groan as she grabbed it. She should probably go find a bathroom and deal with this. Mariko slowly stood up and-

Creak!

Suddenly, the door on the other side of the room opened and a woman walked into the room. She was wearing black leggings and a black low cut shirt. She also had a headset on and she was holding a clipboard.

“Mariko? We're ready to have you now.”

Mariko looked at her in annoyance, still clutching her bloated stomach. “Now?” She thought to herself. “We’re doing this now? Right as my stomach is doing backflips?”

"Y-yeah, that's me. Um, can this wait a sec? I need to go to the bathroom and-”

“Perfect.” The women interrupted. “That means it’s time. Come on.” She gestured to the other room and stepped back into it.

Mariko was officially confused at this point. What did she mean “it’s time”? Mariko sighed and followed the woman. Hopefully she’d be able to hide her predicament and get this over with in a few minutes.

Mariko walked through the door and stopped dead in her tracks. This room was even smaller than the one before and had a tiled floor. Inside was a video camera on a tripod near the door facing two seats; a folding chair and… a toilet. They were both facing each other.

“The host will be here in a sec.” The woman said.

“What… the… fuck.” Mariko thought to herself. This is where they were filming? She couldn’t even comprehend what she was looking at? Her mind was already filled with dozens of questions. Such as: What the fuck? What the hell am I looking at? Why was this room made? Did they repurpose a bathroom or had that toilet custom installed? Is it functional? Why are we filming here of all places? No, seriously, what the fuck?

Mariko decided to start small.

"Uh... what's with the toilet?"

“Oh, that's where you'll be seated.” The woman answered. “Have you not seen the show?”

It was at this point that Mariko realized that she should’ve done more research on what she was getting into. Before she could ask anymore questions, she heard a knock on the open door behind her and turned around to see another woman entering the room.

She was a little over six feet tall, an impressive height compared to Mariko’s 5’3”. She had tan skin, shoulder length black hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a dark red three piece suit with no undershirt to show off her cleavage. She was quite curvy too. Very curvy, actually. Her breasts were, to put it bluntly, fantastic. The kind that would cause most men to not look where they’re going and comically walk into a telephone poll. Her extremely wide hips were even more enticing. Even though it was facing away from her, Mariko could already tell that her butt was by far her most stunning feature. That is, of course, if her thighs were anything to go on. This woman would have to be doing the splits before she had any kind of thigh gap. Her waist was quite sizable too. A considerable amount of belly was sticking out of her torso and pressing against her vest, demanding its presence be known. Whoever this was, she had basically introduced herself without saying a word. Though, she decided to say some anyway.

“Ahh, you must be Mariko! Thank you so much for signing up for The Throne.”

The woman grabbed Mariko's hand and shook it.

“I'm Alexis and I'll be interviewing you for today.”

Mariko gulped as she looked at Alexis. She tried her best to maintain eye contact with her and not let her gaze drift down to her cleavage. She suddenly felt underdressed for the occasion.

"Um, h-hi. Nice to meet you. I-I’m Mariko and, uh…”

GGGGGRRRRR…

Mariko’s stomach roared again, reminding her of her desperate situation.

"Ugh, I’m not feeling too well. Can this wait a bit? I need to use-”

“Great!” Alexis interrupted. “That means we’re ready to start filming.”

Alexis squeezed past Mariko (easier said than done due to her size) and sat down on the folding chair. It squeaked a little as she sat on it.

“Please, have a seat.” Alexis said as she gestured to the toilet.

Mariko's face turned pale as Alexis asked her to sit on the toilet for the interview. Her bloated stomach was protesting as much as ever, and she was starting to sweat at this point. She glanced at the camera and the woman next to it, then at Alexis, then down at the toilet.

"Um… do I have to?”

Alexis gave Mariko a confused look. “Uh, yeah? The show’s called The Throne for a reason.”

Mariko tried to rationalize what’s going on. She was about to be a guest on some web show where she sat on a toilet and answered questions about embarrassing moments in her life. All while her intestines were planning a mass exodus. Was this all really worth $1,000?

…

“Yes. Yes, it is.” Mariko thought to herself. She walked over to the toilet and sat down on it.

“You always use the toilet with your pants on?” Alexis asked while raising an eyebrow.

Mariko's heart practically stopped when she heard that. They want her to… undress? On camera? Ok, this was getting too much for her.

"I… I really don’t know if I’m-”

“I mean, I don’t.” Alexis interrupted her again. “It’s a toilet, right? The whole point is that there’s an unobstructed path from hole to bowl, but that’s just me, I guess. If you want to ruin those pants, be my guest. But you do look really desperate to use that thing properly.” Alexis smirked at Mariko.

Mariko has no idea what to think now. First of all, there was definitely something in those muffins! Something to make her… go. And now they were about to film the results of said muffins. That’s it. Mariko was officially done at this point. There was no way she was going to-

Bblplplpppprrrraaappttt!

Mariko’s whole body stiffens as a particularly wet fart explodes from her.. behind. The sound of it reverberated by the toilet bowl. She didn’t even feel it. It just shot out of her. Her face started to turn red shortly after.

“Ooh, that one sounded wet…” Alexis teased. “I’d definitely want to save those jeans if I were you. I can’t imagine you have a whole lot of time left.”

She was right. Even if Mariko didn’t want to admit it, Alexis was right. She had waited too long, and whatever was in those muffins was way too strong. Her bowels were going to void very soon. Even if she knew where the other bathrooms were in this building, there was no way she could make it in time without… soiling herself. She had two options at this point, bolt out of the room and most likely paint her jeans brown in just a few minutes, or have herself be filmed using the toilet she was already sitting on...

…

Mariko awkwardly lifted herself up and started to unbutton her jeans, trying her best to hide her bloated belly. She slid them down and exposed her thin legs. She hesitantly slid her panties down as well, revealing her nether regions. She sat back down on the toilet with her bare backside against the porcelain. She looked down at her legs and slowly moved her head up to look at Alexis.

“Alright, we're ready.” Alexis said as she looked at the woman behind the camera and gave her a nod. The woman pushed a button on the camera and a steady red LED turned on.

“Ahem… Welcome to another episode of The Throne. The show where we interview ladies… on the throne!” Alexis greeted the camera with a joyous attitude. “I'm your host Alexis, and today we are joined by Mariko. How are you today, Mariko?”

Mariko stammered. She had never been very confident when in front of a camera before, and the fact that she was being filmed on a toilet was only making things worse for her. Despite this, she tried to sit up straight and answer politely.

"Uh, I-I'm okay, I guess... Just a bit… uh, nervous?"

Mariko’s belly started to cramp up again, and she felt her face start to redden once more.

“Great!” Alexis replied. “Now, Mariko, tell us a little about yourself.”

Mariko took a moment to think, trying to smile through the cramps and embarrassment she was experiencing. What should she even say to that? She took in a deep breath, which her belly didn't appreciate, and tried to answer through her gritted teeth.

"Well, I'm 21... I like… playing video games… I, um… like music?"

Considering the circumstances, that wasn’t a terrible answer. It’s hard to speak coherently while your body is begging to release a torrent of gas and waste. Mariko could feel sweat sliding down one of her cheeks (face ones). This was gonna be difficult. Just as long as the "embarrassing" questions aren’t too bad, she could maybe make it through this.

“Wonderful, wonderful. So, what would you say your average bowel movement is like?”

“Huh?”

BBblllaaarrrrtttt-Pffrt!

Mariko was so taken aback from the question, she briefly stopped clenching her buttcheeks together. This was all it took for her to accidentally let out an extremely wet fart. Its volume was only amplified thanks to the toilet bowl beneath her. Alexis smirked at Mariko when she heard it.

“Hehe. Nice demonstration, but let’s use our words here. What's your average toilet trip like? Is it... explosive?”

Mariko's face was getting redder by the second. She actually just… farted on camera... loudly… and it was commented on. She felt a shiver run up and down her body as she tried to clench her buttcheeks again. She kept trying to think about the money as she attempted to answer again. That didn’t stop her from constantly stuttering, though.

"Uh... s-sorry... Um, n-no. My, um… m-m-movements are u-usually p-pretty… average…”

BBBbPPerrRRRR-P-P-Pllplplplplpllpprrttt!

“Fucking christ, where did that come from?” Mariko thought to herself as her butt sputtered out another four second long ripper. It got really wet near the end too… Her face was basically crimson by now. She wasn’t sure how many farts she had left until… something more escaped her…

Alexis, on the other hand, only seemed to get more delighted as Mariko continued to let her farts out.

“Interesting. How often would you say you get diarrhea?”

Mariko glared at Alexis. She couldn't help but think that that question was chosen specifically to mock her. Regardless, she took a deep breath, forced another smile and tried to answer again.

"Um… not often, really.”

BBBBbpPPPPPprRRRRRRrlLLL—SPLARTTT!

Her butt seemed to disagree. Right after answering, Mariko let out yet another loud and wet fart. However, this one was different. There was a noticeably wet splatting sound at the end. This was accompanied by Mariko feeling something small and… slimy fly out of her butt, and hearing it land in the water below her. She had just… pooped. In front of people. On camera.

"Ugh! Shit..." Mariko mumbled to herself as she realized that her floodgates had officially opened. Alexis seemed unfazed, though.

“Really? Well, when it does happen, do you know if any foods in particular give you the Hershey squirts?" Alexis asked.

Mariko could barely think at this point. Her butt had officially executed some kind of voiding procedure, and now she had to think of what would cause one? She knew she couldn’t mention the muffins, but what? Nothing came to mind. At least, not while in this condition.

"Um… no, not really. Uh, Mexican food? I guess?” Mariko had no idea if Mexican food gave her diarrhea. She just said that to move onto the next question.

BBBblblbplpl-splut-lup-lup-lup-lup!

Another loud and wet fart. This time followed by more fecal matter firing out of her anus. Even if the last waste exit could be classified as a shart, there was no misclassifying that one. That was diarrhea, plain and simple. It was barely solid, splatted in the bowl loudly, and Mariko could feel some of it stick to the insides of her buttcheeks. She closed her eyes and cringed as she passed it.

“Aww, samesies!” Alexis exclaimed. “When was the last time you had diarrhea? Before right now, of course.”

Mariko opened her eyes and glared at the floor. The comment of “before right now, of course” really irked her, but the constant churning in her intestines stopped her from getting too upset.

"I… I don’t know. I think I had a stomach bug last year…”

Plplplplspsplsplss… Plfrpfrpfrpfrp…

This was getting annoying by this point. Mariko was really struggling to keep herself together to answer these questions. In addition to the never-ending chaos in her guts, her anus was starting to sting a little. Her face couldn’t get any redder, but her whole body continued to produce sweat wherever it could. She’s lucky she didn’t wear white today.

“Have you ever had diarrhea in public?” Alexis asked.

Scratch that, Mariko’s face could get more red.

"Um, Y-yeah. One time... on a road trip… with my family..." Mariko shuddered at the memory. “I suddenly had to go really bad… We had to stop at a gas station.”

Mariko wiped some sweat off of her forehead. Her butt was continuing to release several Fflprprpr’s and Bblloorrtt’s. Each one feeling more and more involuntary than the last.

“Do you remember what caused it?” Alexis pried.

Mariko nodded her head reluctantly, cringing as another Plprplprplprplprttt! escaped her butt.

"I… I think sushi… maybe… whatever it was, It didn't agree with me at all..."

PPprr-lplplplplplrrrpptttrrr…

Mariko’s movements were becoming less and less solid. The smell was getting more prominent too. She really wanted to wake up in her bed at home, but she knew she couldn't. She was stuck here, shitting her brains out, until the woman across from her decided to stop asking questions.

“Ah, sushi.” Alexis leaned back and reminisced. “I remember one time I had sushi from a gas station and- phew! I was stuck on my toilet for hours…” She leaned forward again. “Ever poop yourself? Like, after being potty trained?”

Mariko’s heart sank (it sank a few times already, but this time was the worst). She was hoping she would never have to think about that memory again, but it looks like she was about to…

"Uh... Y-yeah..."

PPprrttprt–sptrsptrtpsprt…

She paused and braced herself. Her butt was still releasing gas and liquid, almost uncontrollably at this point. Her face went from one of annoyance back to one of nervousness and humiliation.

"One day at school... In third grade… we were taking a test and… I must’ve had something that disagreed with me. I thought I had to fart, and... I didn’t... It just... came out... In front of everyone..."

Splrtrsplrtraplrtr-pppprrtt-spspsplplplpl…

"Ugh... I was sitting... in the... front row..."

Mariko felt her eyes start to well up as she retold the story. The incident in third grade was easily the single most embarrassing moment of her life up to this point. But having to relive it while having diarrhea and getting filmed… is a pretty close second.

“Oh, wow.” Alexis replied. “Damn, that sounds kinda mortifying. What happened next?”

"My, um… mom had to pick me up... I was so embarrassed... Everybody saw and it smelled so bad..."

Pppppffff… ppp-lblblblblbl…

“Man, there's no way those kids let you live that down. I don't think I'd ever live with myself after that.” Alexis shifted in her seat. “Have you ever had to relieve yourself outside before? Like in the woods for example.”

Mariko was slightly relieved by this question. She never had to poop outside and wipe with leaves before. But there was another instance…

"Um, I've peed outside before…”

Ppppffffrrrrtttt…

“Ugh… I wanted to get away from my parents for a bit one day, so I went for a walk in the woods. Apparently, I had a lot to drink that morning, cause at some point, I needed to piss really badly. I didn't want to hold it until I got home, so I… just went behind a tree. Heh…

Mariko cracked a small smile. This memory at least wasn't a fraction as mortifying as the time she crapped herself.

Ppfffrrr… plop, plop… plop…

“Fascinating.” Alexis said. “Well, it sounds like your butt's just about finished, so one more question.”

Mariko looked down at herself. She hadn't even noticed her butt finally starting to slow down. Her asshole still kinda stung and the smell wasn't going away anytime soon, but she was at least a little more comfortable to answer the last question.

“Approximately how long was the longest fart you ever ripped?” Alexis asked.

Mariko's blush started to creep back. Her longest fart ever? She had no idea. She certainly wasn't known for having really long farts. Until, maybe today.

"Uh... Maybe... around... 5 seconds?" Mariko guessed. That sounded realistic enough.

“Really? Only 5 seconds?” Alexis snickered. “Rookie…” She straightened her suit before looking at the camera. “Well, that's going to do it for this episode of The Throne. I really hope you all enjoyed it. I know I did…” Alexis chuckled to herself. “Say goodbye to everyone, Mariko!”

Mariko weakly looked at the camera. "Um... goodbye everyone..." She said as she waved awkwardly. Her face was still red from the whole experience.

Pprprprprrrrr… Ppbrt!

The woman behind the camera pushed a button and the red LED turned off. Alexis leaned back in her chair.

“Alright! You did great. Your farts were consistently loud and your blushing was to die for. Though, I wish you wore white to show off those pit stains. That would've been awesome.” She reached behind her chair and pulled out a roll of toilet paper, which she handed to Mariko.

Mariko stared at the toilet paper, thinking about what Alexis just said. She was being complimented for her… farts and diarrhea? Was she understanding this right? She looked up at Alexis, still trying to process what she just said.

“Um… Thanks?” was all Mariko could muster to say.

“I’ll just be in the other room while you clean up.” Alexis said as she opened the door and stepped out. The camera woman pulled out an SD card from the video camera, stepped out as well and closed the door. Mariko thought about how she was just filmed having a diarrhea episode but was given privacy just to wipe. She got a weird feeling thinking about this, but she couldn’t pin down which feeling exactly.

After wiping, flushing, pulling her pants up and… not washing her hands (there wasn’t a sink in that room), Mariko awkwardly stepped out of the room and saw Alexis sitting on the couch from earlier. There’s a small stack of papers on the table in front of her.

“Ah, Mariko. Come here. We need you to sign the video release forum.” She said as she patted the spot to her left.

Mariko slowly walked to the couch and sat next to Alexis. “What’s this?” She asked.

“Well since you don’t work at Noid Entertainment, you have to sign this stack of legal boringness before we can release your video.” Alexis answered while pointing to the part where Mariko had to sign.

“Do… Do I have to?” Mariko asked.

“Do you want the money or not?” Alexis asked while holding out a pen to Mariko.

Mariko was hesitant to grab the pen from Alexis, but she just went through… a lot. And she would be damned if she walked away from this empty handed. She grabbed the pen and quickly signed her name on the forum. Frowning as she did so.

“Um... is this... is this really going to be aired?”

“Well, yeah.” Alexis said as she picked up the paper. “It should be edited and uploaded onto our website in a few days. Your cheque should be mailed to you within the week. I can already tell you're gonna be a fan favorite.”

Mariko's face sank as she was reminded that the video would be put on the Internet. She could already imagine all the ridicule and humiliation that she’d face if anyone she knew saw it.

"Oh... o-okay… Um, how many people... usually watch these videos?"

“Trillions!”

“…”

“I'm just kidding. The Throne is far from our most popular series, but it has its fans. Most people usually watch our higher budget films.”

Oh... oh, ok…

Mariko was slightly relieved to hear that whatever she just filmed wasn’t “popular”, but her curiosity was raised when she heard “higher budget films”. It made her question what she just did and who the target audience was.

"Um... can I ask you something?"

“Sure, what is it?”

"Well... um... I don't mean to sound dumb or anything, but… This isn't... for a... fetish website or anything... right?"

“Oh, Mariko…” Alexis put a hand on Mariko's shoulder. “Fetish porn is, frankly, a gross way to describe what we do. I prefer the term ‘niche erotic film’.”

Mariko gave Alexis a confused look. "Niche... erotic... film...?"

Alexis leans back in her chair and sighs. “Sure, you can call us fetish porn, that's what most people call us, that’s what my family calls us, that's what Wikipedia calls us, but I like to think of us as more than that. I like to think of us as... a community. A family. A place where dreams come true. A…”

Alexis looks at Mariko and sees that she's not buying it. “...ok fine, we make fetish porn.”

Mariko's heart sank as Alexis confirmed her suspicions. She had a feeling in the back of her head that it might be something like this, but hearing it confirmed was still shocking. She fidgeted nervously, trying to process the whole situation. A pit was starting to form in her stomach (or maybe it was the muffins again).

"Right, I see..." Mariko took a deep breath, trying to gather her thoughts and find the right words to say. "So... everyone... everyone that watches these videos... they... you know...?"

“Well, that's for them to decide.” Alexis interjected. “I have my doubts that they can get it done in 3 minutes, but what do I know?”

Mariko's face started to burn bright red again upon hearing what Alexis said. She started to get a sense of dread in knowing that people will be getting... pleasure... from watching her explode on a toilet. The pit in her stomach was getting worse.

"Oh god... this is... this is so humiliating..." She whispered to herself.

“Hey, don't feel too bad.” Alexis wrapped her arm around both of Mariko’s shoulders. “It's highly unlikely that anyone you know will watch this. Unless they're also into this stuff, but what are the odds of that? Besides, you picked a great fake name. Mariko! It's dangerous and sexy. I could never think of one that good.”

“Um, actually, Mariko is my re-”

Suddenly, Alexis’s phone played a notification sound. “Oh, hold that thought.” She picked her phone up and looked at it. “Oh crap, I’m gonna be late.” Alexis stood up.

“Um, anyway it was nice to meet you Mariko! Like I said, you should get your cheque sometime this week. And if you ever want to shoot another video, maybe a more professional one, then don't hesitate to contact us!”

Mariko blushed even harder at the thought about doing something like this again. “I, oh… I... I don’t know…”

Yeah, everyone’s a little hesitant the first time. Hey, if you ever change your mind, you know who to call…” Alexis pulled out a business card and handed it to Mariko. “Goodbye, Mariko. For now~...” With that, Alexis left the room.

Mariko looked at the business card for a few seconds and put it in her pocket as she stood up. “What the hell have I just done to myself?” She mumbled to herself as she walked to the door. She reached for the handle and-

GGGggrrrrr…

Ok, turns out that pit in her stomach was the muffins again. At least she knew exactly where the toilet was. She speed walked to the “interview” room and closed the door.


A Few Days Later

Mariko was sitting on her computer while watching her video on Noid Entertainment’s website. Well, she was trying to. She was more or less watching a few seconds before pausing for a minute out of embarrassment. It's already one of the most viewed and highest rated episodes of The Throne. There are several comments complementing Mariko's appearance... and several more complementing her farts.

FartSmella2003: "This girl is SOOO cute! And her farts are SOOO juicy! Can't wait to see more of her!"

GoonerGuy69:"I NEED more of this girl! I've already finished 3 times to this video."

BigJB21: "God, I wish I was that toilet..."

Mariko felt a wave of nausea wash over her as she read each of the comments. She cringed at the thought of people getting… pleasure... from watching her and her farts.

"Ugh... this is so... humiliating..."

After her video ended, Mariko decided to go to the website’s homepage and look at its other content. Yup, it was a fetish site alright. A weirdly professional one at that. All of its content had something to do with farts or poop. Some of the other series included: Fart Tournament!, Battleshits and The Holding Challenge. Then there was the site's flagship feature, Its films. Most of which seemed to star a set of recurring actresses, including Alexis. Popular films included: Friday the Fart-teenth, Shart Week, Shitsmas and The House of Horror(-ible Smells).

Mariko was both intrigued and repulsed as she looked through the website's content. She can't believe there's a world of people out there that's into things like this. And even worse, she was now technically part of it. She couldn’t get herself to watch any of the movies or shows (partially because most of it was paid content), but she decided to watch the trailers for some of the films out of sheer curiosity. Sure, the acting was a bit hokey, but the production was weirdly high quality for porn. Costumes, good lighting and camera work, what looked like actual sets. All of this, however, paled in comparison to the actresses’ farts. They were long, wet, loud, and definitely real. And these were just the previews! Mariko could only imagine what was being hidden behind the paywall…

Suddenly there was a knock on her door. “Mari? There’s mail for you.” It was her mom.

Panicking, Mariko quickly closed all of her tabs and scrambled to her door. She quickly opened the door and grabbed the envelope from her mother. “Kay. Thanks, mom. Bye!” She blurted out before slamming the door shut and locking it.

Mariko sat on her bed and looked at the envelope. It was indeed addressed to her. She opened the envelope and found a cheque from Noid Entertainment.

$1000.

Mariko stared at the cheque. She actually did it. She just got $1000 richer from filming a… fetish porn video… Before she could dwell on it, she looked at the memo section of the cheque.

"Plenty more where this came from..."

Mariko put the cheque down and laid back onto her bed, feeling a mix of several emotions. She was grateful for the money, but also disturbed by the fact that so many people have seen the video. Mariko grabbed Alexis’s business card from her nightstand and looked at it. She wasn't sure what to do. On the one hand, she's never been more embarrassed in her life, but on the other, this is literally the easiest money she's ever made.

And... she could make more. All she'd have to do is be in some movies where she farts and shits. There was no doubt that being in the films would pay higher than shows…

…

Was she really considering this?

Mariko stared at the phone number. She knew that dialing it meant throwing away her pride, exposing herself to freaks on the internet, possibly making her family ashamed… and financially supporting herself with little effort…

After much consideration, Mariko slowly picked up her phone and dialled the number.

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

"Hi! You've reached the voice-mail of Alexis Noid! I'm not at the phone right now, but if you have a message, please leave it after the fart."

...Bbbrrraaappp!

BEEP!

"…"

"Um... hi, this is... this is Mariko Sayaka. I, um… I'm calling because I..."

Mariko took a deep breath before speaking again.

"I… I'm interested in… in doing some more videos. If… if that's still an option…"


Chapter 2: The Actual Interview

It’s been one week since Mariko filmed her episode of The Throne for Noid Entertainment, and despite finding the whole process extremely humiliating, she found herself outside the same building she was at last week. The same building where she earned herself $1000 for filming a video less than 5 minutes long. She pondered whether or not she should enter again, but she already had an appointment scheduled for just a few minutes from now, and money making opportunities like this don’t show up often. Once again, Mariko slowly opened the door and stepped inside. The receptionist noticed her immediately this time.

“Ah, Mariko! Good to see you again. You're just in time for your appointment. Alexis's office is on the fourth floor. I'll let her know you're here.”

The receptionist pointed to an elevator down the hall next to her. Mariko nodded politely, thanked the receptionist, and walked down to the elevator. Upon arriving at the third floor, Mariko was greeted by a short hallway (this time without a lingering smell) that led to a single door. Right next to the door was a sign that said "401 - Alexis Noid - Founder/CEO/Big Boss Lady". Mariko hesitated for a moment before knocking. Her stomach had been tied up in knots the whole journey here and was only getting worse. At least she knew it wasn’t gas this time. After a few more seconds of stalling, Mariko nervously knocked on the door.

“Just a sec!” Mariko could hear Alexis yell from behind the door, followed by a moderate amount of commotion before it unlocked and opened. Mariko looked up to see Alexis wearing a casual outfit. Jeans, a black t-shirt with a logo for a band Mariko didn’t recognize, and an open dark grey hoodie over that. A stark contrast to the formal suit she wore last week.

“‘Riko! So good to see you!” Alexis grabbed Mariko's shoulders and gave her a few kisses on her cheeks. She then stepped back and gestured to the chair in front of her desk. “Come in! Sit! We have much to discuss.”

Mariko was a little taken aback by the… whatever that was, but it’s not like that was the weirdest thing that happened to her in this building.

“It's... good to see you, too.” Mariko said as she walked into the office and sat down on the chair in front of the desk, trying to maintain a composed demeanor. Alexis closed the door, walked back to the seat behind her desk and sat down.

“So, Mariko, how have you been? You look great. I hope those laxative muffins didn't mess you up too much last week. You did have four after all…”

Mariko chuckled a bit. “Yeah, those things did a number on me. I was practically glued to the toilet for the rest of the day… But I’m fine now! And the payment kinda made it worth it.” Mariko forced a smile as she shifted nervously in her seat.

Alexis giggled. “Oh, I wish I was there to see that. Anyway! Business…” She leaned in to Mariko. “You want to be an actress for Noid Entertainment, correct?”

Mariko nodded. “Yes, that's correct. I figured that… the money you guys gave me was just… too good to pass up, so… I’d like to be in more videos!” Mariko tried to look confident and ecstatic like she was applying for Oxford.

Alexis started to get a little giddy. “Ooh, this wonderful news! Most people that answer our ads shoot one video and we never hear from them again. It's been too long since we had someone local that wanted to shoot more stuff!”

Mariko raised an eyebrow. “Local?”

“Well, since we only film in the studio, we typically only hire people that live in the city. It’s easier than asking people to move here. That’s why we don’t have that many employees here.”

Mariko was even more confused. “Really? Because there looked like a lot of girls on the website.”

“On our shows, yes. Those are what we like to call ‘one night stands’. Those are women that answer our vague ads on Craigslist or the paper, film one video with us, and then never contact us ever again after they find out what kind of company we are. As well as the occasional fan that wants to be filmed getting farted on by their favorite actress. But those are rarer.”

“I see… So, your actual staff is…?”

“Those are the girls you see in our movies! There’s Alexis (that’s me), my best friend Minnie, Kasey, she’s the strong one, and our professional shortstack Becky. There’s also our camera girl Alison and our receptionist Hannah. So… six. There’s six of us. Soon to be seven…”

Mariko blinked a few times as she tried to remember all the names that just got thrown at her. “Uh-huh… Alexis, Minnie, um… Katy?”

“Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to meet the girls and remember their names later. Right now, let’s talk about what we actually film here.”

Alexis turned her computer screen around and showed Mariko the Noid Entertainment website.

“We have two major types of content here at Noid Entertainment. First is our shows, like the one you were on last week. Most of them are game shows with me as the host, like Fart Tournament!, Battleshits and The Holding Challenge. You’re of course already familiar with The Throne; that one's mainly a passion project of mine. There's also our hidden camera show DEFCRAP 1 where we spike a few unlucky participants with laxatives…”

“Are… are you allowed to do that?”

“Don't worry! We have the best lawyers in the world. There's a mountain of legal jargon and loopholes that make it technically legal.”

Mariko stared at Alexis blankly.

“…Anyway! Our second and much more popular type of content are our films! The highest budget fart films on the internet.”

“Yeah, I saw some of the trailers. Um, how’d you get the money to film all of them?”

“Let me tell you! It all started five years ago…”

“Oh, that really won’t be necessary. You don’t have to-”

“It was 2020 and, much like everyone else, I couldn’t leave my home for a while. One day, while I was drunk and dealing with the aftermath of some spoiled leftovers, I thought it would be funny to record some of my farts and share with my friends. The next morning I woke up to find that I had accidentally uploaded them onto YouTube. However, the comments left by the people that found it were surprisingly positive. A couple people even called them “sexy”. Naturally, this was a huge boost to my ego…”

“I can imagine…”

“For the rest of the summer, I kept uploading videos of me farting and kept getting surprised by how many people wanted to see them. I quickly found out that there was a whole-ass community of people uploading videos of themselves farting! Then I found out it was a fetish. But then I realized that I could make money from this! So, I made a website where I could sell “premium” videos of me farting. First it was doing it in cosplay, then I would act out certain scenarios, eventually I started to shit myself in a few videos and those did really well. But at some point, I wanted to do more… I wanted to film myself farting in someone’s face.”

“You did?”

“Well, I figured it would get popular. So, I asked my best friend Minnie if she could be in one of my videos. Naturally, she was shocked and repulsed at the content I was making and refused initially. But I managed to turn her around…"

“...You bribed her?”

“I bribed her. Well, nowadays we’d call it her salary. Anyway, we filmed the video and it was my most successful video yet. Then we did another. And another. And another. Eventually, I hired Alison to film us. Then we rented out a few studios to shoot in, I started making scripts for feature length fart films, and one day we got enough money to buy and renovate this building! Now we can make movies and shows at our leisure. Things have been going pretty smooth since then.”

Mariko blinked a few times as she took in the full history of Noid Entertainment. “Wow. that sure is… impressive. And this all happened in five years?”

“That’s right! There’s been a few speedbumps here and there of course, but things have gone off mostly without a hitch!”

“Fascinating. Anyway, you want me to… star in one of these films?”

“Mariko, I... would... love too… But I can't. Not yet at least”

Mariko blinked a few more times before her face turned into a confused look.

“Huh? What do you mean you can't?”

Alexis leaned back into her chair. “‘Riko, I am more than ecstatic to hire a new actress here, and I'm sure you have enough talent already. Why else would you be here? But I can’t just take someone that appeared on our least popular show and put her in our big budget movies a week later. You're... unproven.”

Mariko tilted her head. Her expression hadn’t changed. “Un… proven?”

“Correct. Anyone can take laxatives, film themselves having diarrhea on the toilet and put it online. But it takes real skill to be a Noid actress. You see, all of our actresses are trained professionals. They’ve studied how their body reacts to certain foods, what position to be in to get the best sound, what pants make their butts look big... Have you done any of that?

Mariko looked down to the table and shook her head. “N-No… I haven't.”

“Hey, don’t look so glum, you’ll have plenty of time to figure all that out. Tell me, what are your trigger foods?”

Mariko looked back up at Alexis in confusion. “My… what?”

“Your trigger foods! You know, a certain type of food that always makes you really gassy. For example, mine is anything spicy. The spicier it is, the worse my farts get. Minnie has dairy, Kasey has her special protein shakes, and Becky has, well, any fast food really. So, what’s yours?”

Mariko thought about the question for a moment. She’s actually never given it any thought before. She wasn’t the type to think about that kind of stuff. “I don’t know… beans, I guess?” she sheepishly responded.

Alexis rolled her eyes. “Well, of course you say beans, everyone says beans, it's such a cliché. But beans just make you fart, what makes you RIP ASS?” Alexis put an ominous tone in her voice as she asked that question.

Mariko got slightly concerned as Alexis’s face changed. “Um, uh… what’s the difference.?”

“Well, anyone can fart. Even you! We have video proof.” Alexis chuckled to herself. “But to rip ass is to… is to… oh, how do I put this…” Suddenly, her face lit up before slowly turning sinister. She reached out her arm and pointed her index finger at Mariko. “Pull my finger.”

Mariko’s heart sank and her face turned pale. She had a childhood, she knew what this meant. She looked at Alexis’s finger, then her face, then her finger again, then her face again.

“Come on, girl. Don’t leave me hanging…” Alexis’s smile slowly grew wider.

For some reason, Mariko felt as if her career depended on her pulling Alexis’s finger. With great hesitance, she slowly moved her right hand up, placed her fingers around Alexis’s, took a deep breath… and pulled it.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPPPPPPPPPPPPRPRPRPRPRRRRRRRRRRRRTRTRTRTTTTTTT!!!

“Ahh…” Alexis leaned back into her chair. “That… was ripping ass… Fuck, I was holding that in the whole meeting…” Alexis chuckled to herself.

Mariko was in shock. That was, without question, the single biggest fart she had ever heard in her life. She knew Alexis was gonna fart, but none of the trailers she saw on the website could have prepared her for THAT. It was long. For a couple seconds at the end, Mariko thought Alexis wouldn't stop farting, but it suddenly cut itself off right after the ten second mark. It was loud. Mariko was certain that it could’ve been heard from the end of the hallway behind her, the elevator, the floor beneath her, the floor beneath that, the lobby, maybe even outside. It was deep. It was probably due to the fact that she was holding Alexis’s finger, but Mariko could literally feel the vibrations of the fart with her body. It was forceful. It was powerful. It… really stank…

“Oh, Jesus Christ…” Mariko said as she pulled her shirt over her nose. It did nothing to stop the smell of rotten beef, ass sweat and pure garbage that was now permeating in the air.

“Yeah, chili dogs will do that to ya.” Alexis shrugged. “But what am I supposed to do? Not buy one?”

Mariko stared into Alexis’s eyes and slowly pulled down her shirt.

“That was… the longest fart… I have ever heard… in my entire life…”

“Oh, please. You’re gonna make me blush.” Alexis put her hand on her chest and looked down in faux embarrassment. “That was nothing. Probably wouldn’t even make my top 50.”

Mariko didn’t even have a response for that. What did she mean she’s farted longer than that at least 50 times?!

“Well anyway…” Alexis said. “I'm gonna get Hannah to send you a list of foods to try out. One of them is bound to turn your butt into a chemical weapon. In the meantime, we still need to get you proven in the eyes of our fans and staff. I think I'm gonna set you up on The Holding Challenge against Minnie. How does that sound, ‘Riko? … Mariko?”

Alexis snapped her fingers in front of Mariko’s face to get her back to reality.

“Oh, yeah! Holding challenge! Sounds Great! Um… What’s The Holding Challenge?”

“Oh, It's simple. Two contestants take a laxative at the same time. And then they "hold it" until one of them craps their pants. The winner gets to use a toilet. It’s by far our most popular show.”

Mariko slowly nodded as she listened to the rules. “I see… I have to hold in my… poop longer than the other girl. ok…”

“That’s right! Well, usually... Mariko, I don’t usually say this, but…” Alexis leaned in closer to Mariko and lowered her voice. “If I were you, I'd lose…”

Mariko's eyebrows raised in surprise. Alexis wanted her to throw? “You... you want me to... lose on purpose?”

“Well, obviously make it look like an accident, but yeah. One, our viewers obviously love watching an attractive woman crap herself, so that'll definitely get you more fans. And two, you've got a great embarrassment face. Last week, you were all red and sweaty and nervous, that is just gold for the camera!”

Mariko felt her cheeks start to go pink at the comments about her blushing face. She wasn’t used to people commenting so explicitly on her looks.

“Yeah! That face right there! Gosh, it’s so cute. That’ll be the perfect face to make when you shit yourself!”

Mariko looked down as she thought about Alexis’s request again. She hadn’t pooped her pants since the third grade, and now she had to do it as an adult… in front of people… while being filmed… and then that footage would be put online… and then people would… please themselves to the video… She couldn’t do it. There was no way she could-

"And don't worry about not winning.” Alexis said. “You'll get paid to be on the show either way. How does, mmm... 3K sound?”

“I’m in.” Mariko said as she looked up at Alexis again. Somehow, all her objections and worries about doing this had suddenly vanished. “I’ll crap myself on purpose and make it look like an accident.”

“Great!” Alexis said as she stuck her hand out to Mariko. “I'm so glad we can have you with us, Mariko. I hope we can continue to have you for the foreseeable future.”

Mariko took Alexis’s hand and shook it. Her earlier nerves were mostly gone by now. She felt weird when she realized she would actually have to shit her pants on camera, but $3,000 is way too good to pass up. “I'm happy to be here, Alexis. I promise I won't disappoint.”

“I am so happy to hear that ‘Riko… Oh! I almost forgot. Since you’re officially an actress now, you gotta sign the contract…”

Alexis opened a drawer in her filing cabinet and pulled out a stack of papers as thick as a textbook. She slammed it on the table in front of Mariko. “Just your typical legal boringness."

Mariko's jaw dropped at the sight of the massive stack of papers in front of her. She'd been expecting a contract of some kind, but not a novel.

“Uh... is... is all of that necessary?”

“If Noid Entertainment wants to stay in business, then yes.” Alexis said as she placed a pen next to the contract.

Mariko picked up the pen and looked at the contract again. Her mind thought back to stories she’d heard of people signing their life away and making deals with the devil. But then she thought of a cheque that said “$3,000” and immediately signed her name on the stack of paper. Once signed, Alexis took the contract away and put it back in the filing cabinet. She walked around her desk and stood Mariko up.

“Mariko Sayaka, Welcome to Noid Entertainment!” She then proceeded to grab Mariko by the shoulders and give her a kiss on the lips. Mariko's eyes widened, her body tensed and her heart practically stopped. After a couple seconds, Alexis pulled away and licked her lips. “Hm. No lipbalm or chapstick or anything. That shows confidence. I like it!”

“Uhm... Th-Thank you?” Mariko stammered out. She was blushing heavily, her eyes were darting around the room, and her mind was a bit fuzzy from the.. that. It looked like she would have to adjust to the company's... unique culture.

“Don’t mention it. Come on, I’ll give you the tour.” Alexis said as she grabbed Mariko’s waist and walked her out of the office.


Chapter 3: The Holding Challenge

Mariko leaned against the elevator wall as it went up. The previous week and a half had been incredibly strange for her. It was already weird enough to have dinner with her mom and hang out with her friends while pretending that there wasn’t a video of her shitting her brains out on the internet. It’s going to be especially weird when the video of her shitting her pants gets uploaded in a few days. Actually, that video hadn’t even been filmed yet. In fact, Mariko was on her way to shoot it now.

The elevator stopped on the second floor, the doors opened and Mariko stepped into the familiar stinky hallway. She had already accustomed herself to the blandness of the hallway, but not the smell yet. She was unsure if she ever would be. This time she entered room 203. It was much larger than the room she was filmed in last time, and actually decorated. There were a few folding chairs, a couple folding tables and a video camera pointing at a small film set. The set was three walls forming a square with a side missing. The walls were painted blue and had bathroom tiles for flooring. The most interesting part of the room was the glass door in the middle of the far wall. Behind it was an even smaller room with just a toilet and toilet paper holder. There was also what appeared to be a keycard reader next to the door.

“Quite the setup they’ve got here.” Mariko said to herself before pulling out her phone to check the time. Right as she did so, she heard a voice behind her.

“Hi! Are you Mariko Sayaka?”

Mariko turned around and saw a woman in front of the door walking towards her, smiling and waving. The woman was quite plain, appearance wise. She was only a few inches taller than Mariko. She had fair skin, brown hair tied up in a pony tail and brown eyes. She was wearing jeans, a light blue shirt and a darker blue jacket over it. Her build was also very average. C-cup breasts, C-tier butt and a waist that was neither chubby nor skinny. It was as if Mariko went to a stock images website and looked up “woman”.

“Uh, yeah. I am. You are…?”

“Hi, I’m Minnie Miller. It’s nice to finally meet you.” Minnie stuck her hand out and Mariko shook it. “Alexis has been talking about you so much.”

“She has?”

“Yeah, basically non-stop. She said she hired you as an actress for N.E.”

“N.E.? Oh, Noid Entertain- Yes! Yes, she did. I… actually work here now. I guess…”

Minnie smiled really hard when she heard that. “Oh, that’s great! You don’t know how exciting it is to finally have a new actress here! It’s been, what, two years since our last hire?”

“Damn, that long? Well, uh… glad I’m here to shake things up! Hehe.” Mariko tried her best to keep a positive attitude. Trying her best to hide how weird it felt to be a part in this kind of production.

“And may I say, confident choice of pants.” Minnie pointed to the white dress pants Mariko was wearing.

Mariko looked down at her pants and twisted her legs a bit. “Oh, yeah, well, I just figured… um… I don’t wear these any more, so I wouldn’t mind ruining them.” Mariko lied. In reality, she had found them at a thrift store specifically for this occasion. Wearing white pants was actually a suggestion given to Mariko by…

“Who’s ready to shit themselves?” Alexis announced as she entered the room. She was wearing the same dark red suit she wore during Mariko’s episode of The Throne. Alison, N.E.’s camera woman, entered the room shortly after Alexis.

“There you are.” Minnie said to Alexis. “I was worried you were gonna be late.”

“A wizard is never late,” Alexis responded. “She arrives precisely when she means to.” Alexis proceeded to wrap her arm around Minnie’s shoulders and look at Mariko.

“Mariko, this is Minnie. My best friend, first employee, and the woman I trust the most in the whole wide world.” Alexis let go of Minnie and then wrapped her arm around Mariko’s shoulders. “Minnie, this is Mariko. I’ve known her for about a week, she's our newest actress, and she’s completely unproven.” Alexis let go of Mariko and stood next to the two women. “And today… you two will be facing off in a holding competition…”

Alexis walked to the middle of the set and Mariko and Minnie followed. “Ok. Minnie, you’ve been on this show plenty of times already, you know how it works. 'Riko, you have never been on here before and have probably never even seen an episode. Naturally, I've decided to wait until this exact moment to give you the details of what’s going to happen.”

Mariko rolled her eyes. “Of course you have…”

“Once we start filming, I’m going to introduce the both of you. After that, you two will be handed the laxative and will both drink it at the same time. Then it’s kinda just a waiting game for it to kick in. That should take about 30-45 minutes; which will be edited down for the episode, of course. Then you just… hold it! That’s the name of the game after all. This goes on until one of you inevitably shits yourself. The winner gets to use the toilet over there, while the loser… Well, I’ve found that our fans seem to enjoy watching someone lose this game more than watching them win…” Alexis winked at Mariko.

Mariko thought back to her meeting with Alexis a few days ago. Specifically the part where Alexis told her “If I were you, I’d lose”. Mariko had been thinking about this in the days prior. She assumed that Alexis knew best and that pooping herself on camera would greatly boost her popularity among the site's fans. However, this would of course mean pooping herself on camera. And then having that footage put on the internet. Where her friends and family could hypothetically find it. She started to get nervous just thinking about it.

Alexis noticed her nervousness and placed a hand on her shoulder. “Hey, relax. You’re gonna do great no matter what happens. Okay?” She gave Mariko a kind and caring glance. It actually helped a bit to calm her down.

“Hey, how come you never console me like that?” Minnie complained.

“Because you always do great!” Alexis yelled. “‘Riko just needs a little reassurance.” Alexis started to rub Mariko’s shoulder.

Mariko smiled and gently brushed Alexis’s hand away. “Haha, I’m… I'm good, really.”

“Great!” Alexis said. “Mariko seems to be ready. Are you ready, Minnie?”

“Yup.” Minnie said while doing a couple stretches.

“Are you ready, Alison?”

Alison silently gave a thumbs up from behind the camera.

“And I’m certainly ready. Shall we begin, ladies?”

Alexis stepped back and leaned against the glass door in front of the toilet. Alison pressed record and a steady red light on the camera turned on. Alexis looked at the ground for a few seconds before looking at the camera.

“Ladies and gentleman, welcome to another episode of The Holding Challenge. The show where two ladies face off to see who has the strongest bowels.” Alexis took a few steps towards the camera. “Of course, this is no ordinary episode. This episode also serves as the debut of the newest member of Noid Entertainment! That’s right, for the first time in two and a half years, we have a new actress! Give it up for Mariko!”

Mariko awkwardly walked next to Alexis and waved to the camera, blushing already from Alexis’s introduction. “H-Hi, I’m M-Mariko…”

“You may remember Mariko from her episode of The Throne a week ago. Well, she enjoyed it so much that she’s decided to be an official actress here!”

“Well, um, that’s not exactly what-”

“So, today is sort of her official initiation. Since you all loved watching her blush and squirm so much, I’ve decided to put her in a game of hold against Holding Challenge veteran, Minnie!”

Minnie silently walked next to Alexis as well, on the other side as Mariko.

"Now, Min-min” Alexis said. “You’ve been on this show more times than anyone else. Do you have any words of advice for ‘Riko?”

“Eh, not much other than keep your cheeks clenched and don’t trust a single fart. Just because I’ve been on this game a lot, doesn’t mean that it got any easier. The laxative we use is strong…”

Mariko started to get nervous again when Minnie said that. She had never used a Laxative before. She had only ever been constipated a couple of times before and was able to get through each time naturally. The only times she had seen laxatives be used was in comedy movies, but those were obviously wildly exaggerated for laughs. She hoped at least.

“Haha, it sure is.” Alexis said. “Only the good stuff for this show. So, Mariko, any last words before we begin?”

Mariko swallowed her nerves and looked at the camera again. “Um, I… I sure hope I don’t end up painting these pants brown…” Mariko chuckled as she tried to joke about the situation. Even though she knew that Alexis would like exactly that to happen.

Alexis also laughed at her joke. “Oh, you… Alright! Enough pussyfooting. The drinks, please…”

Alison walked in front of the camera holding a platter with two glasses of clear liquid. She handed the platter to Alexis before going back behind the camera again.

“Ladies, if you would be so kind and… have a drink?” Alexis said with an ominous tone in her voice. The same tone she used when she asked Mariko to pull her finger a few days ago.

Mariko and Minnie both picked up a glass. The liquid inside was clear like water, but was slightly thicker. There was also a faint citrus scent emitting from it. A small pit in Mariko’s stomach started to grow as she looked at it. That feeling was interrupted by Alexis counting down.

“5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Chug!”

Minnie started to chug from the glass immediately. Mariko waited a few seconds before taking a sip from her glass. The liquid tasted… weird. There was a slight lemon flavor to it, but also a taste she could only describe as… metallic? Regardless, it wasn’t offensive to her taste buds, so she kept drinking until the glass was empty. Afterwards, Mariko and Minnie put their glasses back onto the platter.

“Good…” Alexis said, looking specifically at Mariko. “Now we wait…”


36 Minutes Later

Mariko was pacing around her side of the room as Minnie sat on the floor against the wall. Both women looked bored. Alexis was sitting on a folding chair next to the camera, watching the two with Alison.

“Are laxatives supposed to take this long?” Mariko whined. “You said you guys had the good stuff.”

“We do.” Minnie replied. “Most laxatives take hours to work. You’ve been watching too many movies. Be thankful we don’t use enemas on this show.” Alexis got an idea for a new show after Minnie said that.

“Still,” Mariko said. “You said it was strong. I’d expect something to-”

GGGGGggggrrrrrrr…

Mariko went bug-eyed and grabbed her stomach as it audibly growled. It started to cramp up a bit too. She felt her face start to turn red again.

“Um… n-never mind. It works… Hey, uh… How come you’re not feeling anything?” Mariko asked Minnie.

“Oh, give it a few minutes. My body is slightly used to it by now. Not a lot, the end result is still the same, but enough to not get a dramatic reaction like I used to.”

Mariko looked at Alexis. She was a little hard to see due to the light, but she was leaning in and had a sultry smile on her face. She was also staring right at Mariko. Mariko looked back at Minnie.

“Well, I just think that it’s a little unfair that I seem to have a… head start.”

“Hey, fair or not, it’s not my fault that your stomach is reacting quicker than mine.”

Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Another rumble. Softer, but longer this time. Mariko looked down at her stomach as she felt the first beads of sweat run down her face.

“Well, at least it doesn’t hurt yet…” Mariko said.


6 Minutes Later

Mariko’s stomach was starting to hurt. It wasn’t painful, but the persistent cramping was making her belly sore.

“Mmf. This is getting uncomfortable. Are you at least feeling anything yet?” Mariko asked Minnie.

“Nope. I’m starting to think I might be immune to this by now…”

GGGgggggrrRRRRrrrrrrrr…

Minnie rolled her eyes and sighed as her stomach roared to life. “Of course. Me and my big mouth…” She stood up from the ground, put a hand on her stomach and walked over to Mariko. “Well, looks like we’re finally in a competition now. Isn’t that exciting?”

Mariko chuckled at Minnie’s semi-sarcastic question. “Yeah, I guess so. Um… out of curiosity, how long do you usually… last in this game?

Minnie giggled at Mariko’s fully serious question. “These days? Like, 70 minutes or so. Of course, the first time I did this, I didn’t even reach the hour mark before losing control.”

Mariko gulped and looked at Alexis and Alison nervously. “And, um… how long has it been so far?”

Alison looked at the time code on the camera screen. “Uh… like, 43-ish minutes.” Alexis smiled to herself and leaned back into her chair.

Mariko gulped as her face started to blush again. Even if she was planning to win this thing, she could already tell that it was going to be far more intense than she anticipated. Her stomach started to cramp up again and she put both hands on it this time.

“Mhm! Well… I’ll just… do my best… to… not lose control, then…”


7 minutes later

Mariko’s stomach was officially under mob rule at this point. The cramping hadn’t stopped once and the gurgling was only getting louder… and deeper. She could feel sweat forming all around her body. Not out of nervousness, but as a reaction to what was happening… inside. Mariko also felt a shiver run up her spine. She could tell by now that the laxative was definitely working. Minnie, on the other hand, only seemed to be mildly peeved at the situation in her stomach.

“You, uh… feelin’ anythin’ yet?” Mariko asked Minnie.

“Uh, yeah.” Minnie replied. “My stomach’s bubbling, I’m sweating up a storm, and there’s a deep pressure in my abdomen. Are you not feeling the same?”

Mariko looked down at her stomach for the millionth time. “No, I am. I… definitely am…”

The pressure. Mariko had been trying to ignore it for the past ten minutes, but in addition to everything, there’s been a persistent pressure in her lower torso. It wasn’t pleasant. It felt deep and uncomfortable and had been slowly getting worse. It was a familiar pressure too. One that Mariko felt almost everyday. It was the pressure that was her body’s way of telling her “it’s time to go to the bathroom”. Of course, Mariko couldn’t use the toilet that was ten feet away from her, that was the point of the show. Even if the glass door wasn’t there, she wasn't sure if she wanted to with Alexis’s suggestion and all. Could she even poop herself as an adult? It’s been well over a decade since her last genuine accident. What if she had some kind of mental block? Her subconscious tells her “No! You can't poop here! Your butt’s not on a toilet!” and she’s unable to do it.

GGGGGGRRRRRR…

Mariko’s stomach seemed to disagree with the notion that she “couldn’t poop here” as it gave its worst cramp yet. Mariko grabbed her waist with both hands and bent over slightly. She cringed at the feeling and her breath quickened.

“Hmp, feeling unwell?” Minnie teased. “Seems like this episode might be shorter than usual.”

Mariko looked up at Minnie. “N-No! I’m f-f-fine! Really… there is nothing wrong with-”

Pppppppppfffffffrrrrrrrttttttt!

“...”

Mariko’s face slowly turned a deep crimson as her butt betrayed her by letting out a fart. It wasn’t very loud, but it was loud enough for everyone in the room to hear it. It wasn't very long either (for Noid Entertainment standards at least). What it was, was deep. It was low and puttering. So low, it probably wouldn’t be audible on a smartphone speaker. It sent another shiver up Mariko’s spine. And most importantly… it stank. Mere seconds after she ripped it, Mariko’s nose was filled with the stench of pure garbage. It was a much heftier smell than her usual farts. She winced a little as her brain registered it.

“Huh. Sounds like someone’s getting pushed to the edge…” Minnie teased again.

“That, uh… wasn’t me…” Mariko panickily tried to defend herself.

“It wasn’t you? Really. Because I know it wasn’t me, it definitely wasn’t Alexis, and I don’t think Alison can even fart. So that just leaves you…” Minnie deducted.

“Ok, fine. I farted. Excuse me. The same thing’s gonna happen to you pretty soon.” Mariko retaliated.

“Heh, I don’t think so. Eventually, yes, but not soon. I know how my body reacts to this by now. It’s gonna be a while before I-”

GGGGGRRRRR…

“Ugh! What the hell?” Minnie grabbed her stomach as it growled. “Weird. That shouldn’t happen until-”

PPPPPprprprprfrffffrtttttt… Pprprprprprppt!!

Minnie’s eyes widened in confusion as she let out two loud farts of her own. They were each about as long as Mariko’s, but they were both louder. They weren't nearly as deep either. Instead, they both had a richer, characteristic sound to them. And judging by Minnie’s cringing, they probably smelled worse than Mariko’s too.

“Um, Lexi?” Minnie asked. “Did you put something in that laxative?”

Alexis tilted her head and did her best to give Minnie an innocent look. “Whatever do you mean?”

“I mean… laxatives aren’t supposed to make you fart like this! They just make you poop! They shouldn’t…” Minnie’s face suddenly turned into one of realization. She looked at Mariko and spoke to Alexis through her clenched teeth. “Did… did you put… you-know-what… into our laxatives? I thought it wasn’t done yet.”

Mariko started to panic as she heard Minnie’s questioning. She had no idea what “You-know-what” meant, but the thought that something she wasn’t aware of being put inside her started to make her panic.

“I didn’t, really, I didn’t!” Alexis defended herself. “Maybe it was just something you ate earlier that’s causing it.”

“Doubt it.” Minnie snapped back “I didn’t have any dairy today. And there’s not much else that makes me-”

Pffffrrrplplplpl-pprrapp!!

BBbbpbpprprprrrrppfffttt!

Minnie and Mariko both suddenly let out synchronized stink-bombs. Minnie’s was louder, a little wetter and segmented. Mariko’s was deeper, slightly longer and arguably smellier. They both clenched their stomachs and bent over slightly at the same time.

Alexis’s face lit up at the sight (and sound). “Ooh! We’ll talk about this later, Min-min. We’re in the middle of a competition…”

As Minnie rolled her eyes, Mariko felt the pressure in her stomach worsen tenfold. What was once a constant sense of uncomfortableness, had slowly become a sudden and urgent need to release. She clenched her buttcheeks as tight as she could. Even though she was planning to lose on purpose, her body’s subconscious desire to NOT shit herself in front of people was starting to take over. In hindsight, she probably should’ve practiced pooping herself at home in the shower (another one of Alexis’s suggestions). The worst part? Nothing was going away. The pressure in her guts, the cramping of her stomach, the embarrassment and nervousness she was trying to keep down, the sweat pouring down her face, the chills she was getting, the redness in her face, the anxiety of wondering what else was in the laxative… All of it was persisting. There was some slight relief in knowing that Minnie was going through at least some of the same things that she was, but it wasn’t much to help alleviate her situation.


4 Minutes Later

Mariko had spent the last few minutes standing still with her buttcheeks clenched. Her pride had been telling her to forget Alexis’s advice, hold on until Minnie lost control and make it out of here with clean pants. But her bowels were making that option seem less and less likely. Minnie was definitely feeling the effects of the laxative (and whatever “you-know-what” might be) too, but she didn’t seem to be in as much distress as Mariko. Or if she was, she was doing an excellent job of hiding it. Regardless, Mariko couldn't stand this much longer. Five more minutes of this, and a brain vessel was going to pop. She should probably get this over with and… void her bowels already. In front of Minnie, and Alexis, and Alison, and the camera, and thousands of strangers on the internet. Most of whom will find the video… pleasing. No, she couldn’t do this. Shitting on a toilet was one thing, but in her pants?! That was just too far. There was simply no way she was going to-

BPBPBPBPBLPLPLPLPLRRRRRPRPRTT—SPLURT!

Mariko’s body stiffened and her hands flew to the seat of her pants. She accidentally stopped clenching for a second and let out a monster of a fart, lasting nearly five whole seconds long. It was wet, bubbly, and loud enough for every eye in the room to instantly lock onto her. However, all of this paled in comparison to its most important element. That sound at the end. That wet squelching that lasted only half a second. That was not the sound of two buttcheeks flapping together due to air being forced out of the anus. No. Something was forced out alright, but it wasn’t just gas. Mariko could feel it. In between her buttcheeks was… something. Something warm. Something wet. Something sticky. Something stinky. Something… shitty.

“Oh no. That one sounded extra wet. Is everything still clean back there ‘Riko?” Alexis asked.

Mariko didn’t turn her head to look at her. She already knew that everything was in fact not clean “back there”. Mariko… had just sharted. The smell around her confirmed it. The distinctive, unmistakable and instantly recognizable smell of feces was originating from her butt. There was brown stuff in between her buttcheeks and a little on her panties, too. Though, not enough to stain through to her white dress pants. Not yet at least. There was nothing Mariko could do besides stand there with her hands on her butt. Her face was redder than it ever was before. Just then, her stomach cramped up again and she felt another pressure in her colon. This one was much heavier than before and she felt it press right up against her sphincter. That plus one last shiver up and down her body told her one thing. This was it. No more gas. Just pure waste.

“Hey, Mariko. You ok?” Minnie asked.

Mariko’s breathing slowed down. She thought of the white pants she bought specifically for this occasion. She thought of Alexis’s advice. She thought of “proving herself”. Slowly, her nerves and shame slowly started to fade, and a twinge of confidence slowly replaced them. For that moment, she didn’t care about the money, or her friends and family, or anything else. She cared about one thing and one thing only. Proving herself. In a brief shot of adrenaline, Mariko turned to the side, pointed her butt at the camera and pushed as hard as she could…

PRRAPPT-CRKLPTCRKLPTCRKLPTPLSPLP—Plblblblbsplspllrpprprrrrrrr…

And… just like that, all of her confidence disappeared when she realized she just FUCKING SHAT HERSELF.

An extremely loud crackling sound filled the room as Mariko’s panties were filled with three or four logs of semi-solid shit. They bulged against the seat of her pants and spread outside of her panties. A dark patch formed around Mariko’s butt as it happened. Less than a second later, a steady stream of what can only be described as “butt sludge” bubbled out of her rear. It initially coated the logs beneath it before quickly escaping Mariko’s panties and running down the legs of her dress pants, painting them brown. After a couple seconds of that, a more liquid substance sputtered out of her hole and ran down her legs. The liquid shit ended up going all the way down her pants and reaching the floor. Painting the packs of her socks and shoes in the process.

The whole event was less than ten seconds long, but felt like a lifetime to Mariko. The room was deadly silent after it happened. It stayed that way for several more seconds until Mariko slowly turned her head around and looked at the floor behind her. A few seconds later, she slowly looked up to the camera. The camera that had just caught EVERYTHING.

“Um… o-oops?” Mariko tried to force a smile on her maroon face. “I, uh… c-couldn’t hold it…”

Alexis slowly stood up and walked onto the set, making sure to side-step around Mariko and the small puddle she was forming. Alexis walked to the glass door in front of the toilet.

“Well, that sure was, uh, explosive. I guess this means you win, Minnie.”

Alexis pulled out a keycard out of her jacket pocket and tapped it onto the card reader. A second later, the glass door slowly slid to the side.

“Oh, um… great.” Minnie slowly walked to the toilet, pulled her pants down and sat down. A couple seconds later, the sounds of her shitting echoed off the toilet bowel. They were loud, but nothing compared to what Mariko just produced.

Alexis slowly walked up to Mariko. She placed a hand on her shoulder while still standing an arms length away from her. “Quite the initiation, huh ‘Riko? Beats fruit baskets in my opinion.” Alexis looked back at the camera. “Well, that’s going to do it for this episode of The Holding Challenge. Tune in next time to see two more girls in a bowel battle! Though, I don’t think it’ll be as… dramatic as this episode. Goodbye everyone!” Alexis waved at the camera.

“Um, is there a shower here, or a hose or something?” Mariko sheepishly said just before Alison stopped recording.


A Few Days Later

Mariko sat at her computer. She was watching her episode of The Holding Challenge. It was still embarrassing to watch her shit herself on her own computer screen, but slightly less embarrassing than last week. Maybe she really was getting used to this. Even the comments (as porn-brained as they were) were slightly less nausea inducing.

FartSmella2003: "HOLY SHIT! I thought I couldn’t love this girl anymore! But now she’s an official actress too?! This is gonna lead to the Noid Entertainment renaissance!"

GoonerGuy69: "HOLY FUCK!!! This is easily the best pants messing video on the whole site! I am STOKED to see her in a movie! I’m about to finish to this video for the 5th time today!"

BigJB21: "God, I wish I was those pants..."

Ok, the comments were the same, but they felt less weird to Mariko. Those were her fans after all. It’s not like that was a sentence she could say before this moment. She looked down at her desk. Her cheque for the video was sitting next to her. $3,000. All that for shitting her pants. She was starting to feel less weird about this whole situation. She actually had… a job. An income. Fans. And all she had to do to maintain it was never let her friends and family find out. She could do that.

Mariko’s phone buzzed. She picked it up and saw that she got a text from Alexis. It was an address followed by a message.

“Excellent work on set the other day. I told you losing would pay off! If you can make it, I’d like to invite you over for dinner at my place. Tomorrow.”

Mariko stared at her phone. She certainly wasn’t doing anything tomorrow. Though, this was still Alexis. The last time the two were alone together, she let out the single biggest fart Mariko had ever heard. And now she wanted to eat dinner with her. Dinner that she probably made…

Mariko weighed her options for a few seconds before texting back.

“Ok. I’ll be there.”

Chapter 4: The Dinner

Mariko looked at the house in front of her. Then at her phone’s screen. Then at the house again. Then at the houses around her. “This is it?” She thought to herself. She was expecting something… grander considering the person she was about to have dinner with. But no, this was indeed the house of one Alexis Noid. The… passionate founder and CEO of Noid Entertainment. As well as perhaps the strangest, yet most intriguing woman Mariko had ever met. However, despite her personality and success on the internet, Alexis lived in a one-story house in the middle of the suburbs. It had blue walls and a gravel roof. It didn’t have a garage, rather a car port that proudly displayed a red 2016 Lexus LS. Mariko was worried that she was about to intrude on a random family having dinner. But, this was the address that Alexis texted her, so…

Mariko walked down the curved stone walkway through the lawn, up the three small stone steps and stopped when she got to the red front door. She stood there for about a minute pondering if she should even touch the brass knocker. It’s not that she didn’t trust Alexis at this point, it’s just that she was… unpredictable. Mariko couldn’t think of anything that Alexis could tell her that required her to come to her house. Maybe this was something every Noid Entertainment actress did? That actually made Mariko a little more paranoid. Mariko shook her head and quickly regained her composure. “This is just dinner with my boss” She thought to herself. “Nothing freaky is going to happen tonight”. With that, Mariko loudly knocked on the door.

“Coming!” Mariko heard Alexis’s voice from the other side of the door. A few seconds later, she heard the sound of door unlocking and then saw it swing back to reveal Alexis standing in front of her. Alexis was wearing another casual outfit. This time just sweatpants and a

black t-shirt with a movie poster on it. It seems that she only dresses fancy whenever she’s filming.

“‘Riko! So good to see you! Glad you could make it.” Alexis said as she suddenly gave Mariko a bear hug. The height difference between the two made Mariko’s chin brush up against Alexis’s breasts. Alexis let go of Mariko and stepped back into her house. “Come in, I made spaghetti and meatballs.”

Mariko stepped into Alexis’s house and took her shoes off. She was a little relieved that dinner sounded tame and wasn’t a dozen burritos or something like that. Not that she was worried that Alexis was going to feed her an intentionally bowel moving meal or anything. It’s just that considering what Alexis is capable of… producing, Mariko was expecting something more extravagant.

Mariko followed Alexis through the living room and towards the dining room. She sat down at the small dining table and watched as Alexis walked to the kitchen. A few seconds later, she came back with two bowls in her hand, a medium sized one and a large one. Alexis placed the medium bowl in front of Mariko. Mariko looked down and saw that the bowl was indeed filled with spaghetti and meatballs. Store-bought spaghetti and meatballs from a can that had been microwaved. She drove 20 minutes for this? She looked up as Alexis placed the large bowl on the other side of the table. It too was filled with spaghetti and meatballs.

“I’m just gonna grab our drinks.” Alexis said as she walked back into the kitchen. While she was gone, Mariko impatiently grabbed her fork, picked up a meatball and put it in her mouth. Yup, that’s Chef Boyardee® alright. About a minute after she left, Alexis re-entered the dining room holding two wine glasses with red liquid in them. She placed them next two both bowls. Not wanting to be rude, Mariko picked up her glass and took a sip… then raised an eyebrow at the taste.

“This… is cranberry juice.” Mariko said.

“Yeah, I’m out of wine. Sorry.” Alexis said as she sat down across from Mariko. “Just pretend it’s wine, ok?” Alexis picked up her glass and took a sip while giving a mock snooty expression. Mariko half-chuckled and started eating her spaghetti again. Alexis did the same shortly after. The two quietly ate their spaghetti for a little bit before Mariko decided to break the silence.

“So… what did you want to talk about?” Mariko asked.

“What do you mean?” Alexis asked with her mouth full.

Note: Most of Alexis’s dialogue in this scene is with her mouth full. It has been translated into clear and proper English for your reading convenience.

“Well, you said my most recent video for the site was a success, I figured you invited me over here to talk about it.” Mariko clarified.

“What, you think that just because I’m your boss that I invited you over just to talk about business? I have a life outside of work, you know. Maybe I just wanted to have a friend over.” Alexis said before swallowing a mouthful of spaghetti. “That said, I did want to talk about business with you.”

“Of course.” Mariko rolled her eyes. “Well, what business specifically?”

“Well, like you said, your newest video is doing great. It’s already in the top five most viewed episodes of The Holding Challenge."

“Really? It’s been like a day since it was uploaded.”

“I know! That’s how good it is! We haven't had this much audience engagement in over a year. I mean, I had a good feeling about you when you said you wanted to join us, but this is so far beyond what I was expecting.”

“So… what you’re saying is…”

“You’ve really proven yourself ‘Riko. I’m proud of you.”

Mariko looked down at her food when Alexis said that. She felt her cheeks heat up as a smile started to grow on her face. She’d… proven herself. Albeit, in a niche, absurd, only-to-a-select-group-of-people sort of way. Regardless, another human being has expressed pride in her. She genuinely can’t think of the last time that’s happened. After years of being called a “slacker” or a “weirdo” or a “lost cause”, hearing Alexis say “I’m proud of you” made her feel warm inside, specifically in her stomach. She took a big swig of her cranberry juice to calm down and looked back up to Alexis.

“Th-thank you. That… that means a lot. Really.” Despite her best efforts, Mariko couldn’t get her face to stop being red.

Alexis giggled. “You’re welcome! So, now that you’ve officially proven yourself in the eyes of Noid Entertainment, I’ve officially decided to cast you in our next movie!”

Mariko raised her eyebrows and her smile grew even wider. “R-really? Y-you’re serious?”

“That’s right! I actually wrote the script specifically about your arrival. I can’t wait for you to meet the other girls, they are gonna love you!”

Mariko started to subconsciously kick her feet under the table in excitement. “I… I can’t wait either! When, uh, when does shooting start?”

“Oh, in about a week or so. Whenever the sets are done.”

“Great. Um… how much will the pay be?” Mariko still felt awkward talking about money to her employer.

“Oh, you’ll get the standard Noid Entertainment actress film wage. How does $5,000 sound?”

“...F… five… five thou…” Mariko grabbed her glass and started to chug it to calm down. There’s never even been that much money in her bank account before, and now it’s going to be given to her all at once? Surely she had to be dreaming… for the past couple of weeks.

Mariko placed her now empty glass on the table. “Y-yes! I mean, thank you! This is- oh my god…”

Alexis smiled at Mariko’s reaction. “I see you're taking this quite well. Welcome to Noid Entertainment ‘Riko. Again. For real this time.”

After a few seconds, Mariko managed to compose herself. “Ok, so, um… is filming a movie harder than the shows, or…”

Alexis shrugged. “Eh, a bit. There’s a script you’ll have to remember, costumes you’ll have to wear, you’ll have to get used to doing retakes, but I’m sure you’ll adapt soon enough. Think of it like a school project… but with more farts. Oh! That reminds me, we need to talk about your farts.”

“What? Oh. Right…” Somehow, Mariko had temporarily forgotten what kind of content Noid Entertainment makes. “Well, uhm… What about them?”

“Well, you’ve said that your longest fart was only 5 seconds long and you don’t know what your trigger foods are yet. Which… isn’t great in this company, but you’re still learning. Have you done any experimenting on yourself to see what sets you off?”

Mariko gulped and looked at the table. “Uh, no. I forgot about that actually…”

“It’s ok, that process usually takes months, so I don’t blame you for not knowing yet. However, shooting is not that far away, so we need to find something that makes you rip ass asap.”

“Right. So, um… What do we do? Do I go on a diet, or…”

“Actually, I’ve been working on something recently.”

“You… you have?”

“Yup! You see ‘Riko, I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of fart powder.”

“...Fart powder?”

“Fart powder: A hypothetical powder that, when consumed, makes the user produce an insane amount of gas.”

“...I… see…” Mariko had stopped eating her spaghetti at this point, as she weirdly felt a bit full.

“Only problem is that it doesn’t seem to exist. There’s a few products and recipes online that claim to be a working fart powder, but none of them produced satisfying results. So, I decided to make my own!”

“...”

“...ok, I’ve hired someone to make one for me, but the results have been very successful! It’s not fully finished yet, but I think we’re really close. In fact, you and Minnie got a sneak peek of it during The Holding Challenge.”

Mariko stared at Alexis in disbelief for a few seconds. “You put an unfinished fart powder in our laxatives without telling us?!”

“I did tell you! …in the contract. Besides, it was our most successful test yet. My science girl Pam says that it got enough data to hopefully finalize the formula. Or something along those lines…”

Mariko rubbed her temples. “Ok… and now I assume you want me to be the guinea pig for this next version?”

“Oh, you’re already the guinea pig. I put the new formula in your drink.”

“...what?”

Mariko’s heart practically stopped when Alexis said that. She looked at her empty wine glass, then back at Alexis, then back at the glass. She didn’t. She wouldn’t. She… could’ve… but she wouldn’t! There’s no way. Alexis had been a pretty bizarre and kinda weird lady before, but there’s no way in hell that she would stoop so low to-

GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR…

Holy fuck, she did.

Mariko grabbed her stomach with one hand and grabbed onto the table with the other. Her stomach felt incredibly bloated out of nowhere, and it was only getting worse by the second. It actually felt like it was blowing up like a balloon.

“Gah! What the hell?! Ow… what… what…”

“Ah, it seems to be working faster than I thought it would.” Alexis put her fork down. “I mean, Pam did say it should start working in less than five minutes, so… success, I guess?”

“Success?! This is a success to you?!” Mariko tried to yell through her gritted teeth.

“I think so. I wanted it to start working the second it hits the stomach acid.”

UUUUURRRRGGGGG…

Without warning, Mariko’s stomach started to cramp up. It felt like her bloated stomach started to implode on itself.

“UGH! What’s happening to me?”

“Ah, that would be your stomach trying to force all the air inside of it down into your intestines. This is supposed to be fart powder after all, not burp powder.”

Mariko did indeed feel the pressure in her stomach slowly move down her torso. Though, the pressure in her stomach didn’t dissipate. If anything, the pressure was only growing in size.

“Now, of course, it usually takes gas a few hours to go through the bowels and reach the anus, but it wouldn’t be much of a fart powder if it took that long. So, what it does is keeps producing gas in the stomach and sort of uses it to “push” the gas in the intestines.”

Mariko felt the gas in her system move lower and lower, the pressure in her stomach at this point was getting unbearable, and her body was starting to sweat all over. Her breathing had accelerated too, and her face was constantly wincing.

“It works really fast, too. It moves at like, a foot or second or something. You should be ripping your first fart any moment now.”

Mariko finally let go of her stomach and grabbed the table with both hands. She slowly stood up from her chair. “Alexis… I-I can’t take this anymore. This hurts too much. I have to-”

BBBBBPPPBPBPBPBPPPUUUUUUPUPUPRRRTTPTPTPTT!

Mariko’s whole body froze again. That… that didn’t happen. There’s no way that just happened. Her butt didn’t just let out a five second long ass blast. It wasn’t so loud that it could be heard from outside. It certainly didn’t sound like a dying motorcycle dragging a wooden log across old pavement. It definitely didn’t feel good to finally let out. And Alexis absolutely did not have the biggest smile on her face upon hearing it.

“God damn, nice one.” Alexis said after a few awkward seconds of silence. She proceeded to reach into her pocket and pull her phone out. “Give me a heads up next time, I need to time these.”

Ok, maybe that fart did just happen.

Mariko moved her hands to her butt as her face turned its signature red. “What… just… happened?”

“...you farted. I thought that was pretty obvious.” Alexis stood up and walked around the dining table. “Come on, let’s get you on the couch. This is gonna go on for a while..”

Mariko slowly turned around and Alexis wrapped her arm around Mariko’s waist. The two slowly walked to the couch in the living room. Mariko plopped down in the middle and began to clutch her stomach again. What little pressure was let up from her first fart had quickly returned.

“How long is this supposed to go on for?” Mariko meekly asked Alexis.

“Well, it’s supposed to last no more than an hour, but-”

“An hour?!” Mariko interrupted.

“But… this is a test run. So it could be less, could be more. That’s the wonder of science, discovery!”

“Ugh… I don’t think I can take much more of this. My stomach hurts so much. I feel like I’m gonna-”

PPPPRPRPRPRPRTRTRTTTTT!

“Gah! Explode…”

“Hey, I said warn me about those…” Alexis said as she fumbled with her phone.

This time, Mariko got a whiff of her own gas. It was rank and potent, but not horrid. It had that classic eggy fart smell and was definitely going to linger for a while, but it wasn’t strong enough to make Mariko cover her nose. Instead she just cringed and laid down on her side.

“Ugh… do you actually have to record my farts? This is embarrassing enough already.”

“I’m not recording them, I'm just timing them. We need this data… for science!”

Mariko rolled her eyes and buried her face in a couch cushion. One muffled grunt later and…

PPPpppprrrpppttrtrtrrrrrrppppppPPPPPPPPPTTT! PPPFFRRTT! PPppprrrrptptrrrrrr…

“Um… I’m gonna consider all of that to be one fart. So, uh… like, eight seconds.”

Even though it was hidden, Mariko’s face started to burn up again when her fart’s length was announced by Alexis. Whatever was in that powder really worked. Mariko was officially ripping the longest farts of her life. She tried to suppress the embarrassment she felt by thinking about how much money she’ll get after she filmed the movie next week, but it wasn’t helping much.

The pressure in her guts weren’t letting up either. Even though she just let out a monster amount of gas, she already felt more farts coming up. She moved her head to the side so her voice wasn’t muffled anymore.

“Mmmf… ‘nother one…”

PPPPRRRTTTRT! … PPPPFFFRTRTTT! … PPPPRRFRFFFRRrrrrrr…

Mariko let out a small squeaky moan after each one of her loud butt bombs. She tried not to, but the sheer relief she felt forced them out of her mouth.

“Ooh, hat trick. About six and a half seconds combined.” Alexis said. “Nice moans by the way. Definitely do those when we’re filming. People love that.”

Mariko’s face really couldn’t get any redder at this point. Alexis complementing her farts was one thing, but her involuntary moans? Now that was just too much. Mariko covered her face with her hands.

“Please… please don’t talk about that…” Mariko mumbled.

“Hey, I speak from experience. There’s no better way to convey to the audience that a fart was extremely satisfying than by letting out a loud moan afterwards. Minnie’s basically a moaning expert. I’ll get her to teach you.”

“Please don't do that.”

BBBBPPPPPRRRRRTTTTT-PPlplplplplplplplllpppprtt!

Mariko cringed after that one. Not because it was her longest or loudest yet, but because of how wet it got in the second half.

“Five seconds. And nice wetness, too. Key advice, the best farts are the ones that make you question if your panties are dry.”

And just like that, Mariko’s face was buried in the cushion again. The embarrassment she was feeling was getting to be too much for her. Especially since she actually was questioning the dryness of her panties.

“Oh, I’ve got an idea.” Alexis spoke up. “Cross your legs. That gets your farts sounding really bubbly.”

Mariko didn’t move for several seconds. She didn’t want her farts to get any wetter. They were bad enough already. But… this was her boss giving her an instruction, so…

Mariko slowly lifted up her right leg, moved her left leg under the right, and lowered her right to the left. She couldn’t believe that she was actually about to do this, but…

BBBBLPBLPBLPBLPLSLPSPLSPSLSPLTSTPLPSLTLBLBSRTPTPTTTTTTT!

Mariko instinctively flung one hand to her butt to make sure her pants were still dry. Amazingly, they were. She‘d be forgiven for thinking otherwise. That fart was WET. It sounded like a beachball deflating right against the surface of the ocean.

“Yeah! See?” Alexis yelled in encouragement. “Told ya it’d be wetter. You rip farts like that during shooting, you’re bound to be a household name. Well, as household as you can get in this business. Seven seconds, by the way.”

Mariko cringed at the idea of getting any notoriety from being in these types of videos. The thought of her friends or family stumbling across one of these videos entered her mind again. She tried her best to block it with the thought of the $5,000 she was inevitably going to get.

“Ok, I think we should do one more test. ‘Riko, I want you to try and hold in your gas for as long as you can. Then, when you can’t hold it anymore, just… let it all out.. I wanna see how long you can get.”

Mariko turned her head to face Alexis as she gave her directions. Again, she didn’t want to do this, but this was her boss. And hopefully she’ll stop timing her farts afterwards. “Oh… ok. I’ll try…” She said meekly.

Over the next couple of minutes, Mariko sat back up and kept her buttcheeks clenched for as long as she could. Which turned out to be not very long at all. The nightmare in her guts was still raging on and her belly was still quite bloated. That, plus constantly being watched by Alexis made holding her farts much harder than normal. After no more than three minutes, Mariko couldn’t take it anymore.

“I… I don’t think I can hold it anymore…” Mariko grunted.

“Good good good. Now just lie back onto your stomach and… do your thing…”

Unable and unwilling to protest, Mariko made her way back to the prone position she was in earlier. She slid both hands under her stomach. She took a deep breath… and pushed.

BBBBPPPPPPPBPBPBPBPTPTPTPTPTRTRTRTRTRTRRRRRRPRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffpfpfprprprprtrtrtrrrRRRRRRRPLBPLBPLBPLBBRRTTRTRTTT!!

Mariko lifted her head up and moaned loudly after her goliath of a fart. She then proceeded to gasp for air and breathe heavily. She moved one of her hands to her butt and started to rub it. That fart started to sting near the end.

“Ho… ly… shit…” Alexis and Mariko said simultaneously.

“Thirteen seconds!” Alexis exclaimed. “Do you have any idea how hard it is to get over ten seconds naturally? I think we’ve really made a breakthrough here. I gotta text Pam right away and tell the powder is a success!”

Mariko… Mariko didn’t even know what to feel at this point. Way too many things were going on at once. She just ripped the single biggest fart of her life. She was getting complimented for her farts by a woman she met a couple weeks ago. Her stomach was still in knots from an experimental powder. She was going to film a whole movie about farts with other people and get paid for it. And she still had no idea if her friends and family knew about any of this. What else could happen to her?

“Oh, I almost forgot.” Alexis said. “Smell test.”

Alexis walked up to Mariko, bent over and moved her nose right above Mariko’s butt.

SNIFF!

Mariko grabbed the couch and cringed while raising her eyebrows as she heard Alexis sniff her butt.

“Hm, rotten eggs, obviously. Hint of… burnt paper, I wanna say? Pretty average overall.” Alexis said as she stood back up.

Mariko turned to her side and looked at Alexis with disbelief.

“You… you just smelled my farts.”

“Yeah. The smell test is the most important test. These farts are going in the faces of other actresses, you know?” Alexis said as she went back to her phone.

“I’m… They’re what?!”

“Oh, it’ll all make sense when I send you the script. Don’t worry.”

Mariko leaned back into the couch and questioned joining this company for the millionth time. She was gonna have to fart in someone’s face? Was someone else going to fart in hers? Is this really all worth $5,0-

“Yes, this is absolutely worth $5,000. Don’t be crazy.” Mariko thought to herself.

After a few seconds, Alexis finished texting and put her phone away. “Okay, data is collected. All in the name of science.”

Mariko stared blankly at Alexis.

“...want some ice cream?” Alexis asked.

Mariko opened her mouth to answer, but was interrupted by…

PPPPRRRrrrrrfffffpprt!

“Oh, right. You’re still deflating.” Alexis said. “Well, you just lay there and get that all out of your system. It shouldn’t take too long. Unless you want me to give you a fart nuke and get it out all at once.”

“F-fart… what?”

“Ah, another time. I’m gonna go get some ice cream.”

With that, Alexis walked back to the kitchen and Mariko rested her head on the couch cushion again.

She stayed in that position for another hour as her butt continued to rip fart after fart after fart.

She did have some ice cream before she left Alexis’s house. It was chocolate. Her favorite.


Chapter 5: The Hazing

Mariko was sitting in her car parked outside the Noid Entertainment building, hunched over and looking at her phone. She was going through the script that Alexis had sent her one more time. The characters were basic, there was barely any plot, and several scenes were entirely comprised by the line “[Character A] farts in [Character B]’s face for several minutes”. Mariko expected nothing less from this company. After she finished reading it, she stepped out of her car and walked to the front door with a sense of determination (or at least, something she considered to be determination). She marched through the front door and was already headed for the elevator.

“Ah, good morning Mari-” The receptionist Hannah attempted to say.

“Third floor, I know.” Mariko interrupted her before reaching the elevator. Hannah mumbled something under her breath as she watched Mariko enter it.

Mariko rode the elevator to the third floor and stepped into the familiar hallway. It looked the same as all the other hallways in the building, but the infamous constant smell in it was by far the strongest on this floor. She didn’t stay in it for long though, as she quickly entered room 301.

The room was very similar to the one where The Holding Challenge was filmed, but on a much larger scale. The room was bigger, the set was bigger and more detailed, the camera looked far more expensive, and there was even a concession table in the corner. The set was built to look like the interior of a sorority house. Mariko was taken aback by how many props there were and how detailed everything was. She knew this company made money, but this much? Sitting on the couch in the middle of the set was Minnie looking at her phone. She was wearing leggings and a green sweater with “BRP” in Greek lettering on the chest. It looked like she was already in costume. Minnie looked up from her phone and noticed Mariko.

“Oh, hi Mariko. Good to see you again.”

Mariko walked towards Minnie while looking around at the set. “Hey Minnie. Good to see you too…” Mariko stopped looking around the set and looked at Minnie. “Is the production value always this high? This is just fart porn, right?”

“Well, yeah.” Minnie said. “Have you never seen a N.E. film?”

“Well, um, no, but… how much money does this company make?”

Minnie shrugged. “Dunno. Only person that knows is Alexis, and she never tells us that.”

“Right. Um, is that what we’re wearing for the shoot?” Mariko pointed at Minnie’s outfit.

“This is what I’m wearing. Your costume and changing room are behind the set.” Minnie said as she pointed behind her with her thumb.

“Ok.” Mariko rubbed the back of her head. “So, uh… where are the other girls?”

“Oh, Kasey and Becky will show up eventually. They’re always late.” Minnie said as she looked back at her phone.

“Not always.” An unfamiliar voice said behind Mariko.

Mariko flinched and turned around... only to come face-to-face with a large pair of breasts in a low-cut black tank top. She then had to tilt her head up considerably to finally see the face of a woman.

The woman smiled at Mariko. “Hey. Name’s Kasey. You’re Mariko, right?”

Mariko gulped. “Y-yeah.” She said with a voice crack, causing Kasey to softly chuckle.

Mariko took a couple steps back to fully look at Kasey. She was by far the tallest actress at Noid Entertainment, at least a full foot taller than Mariko. Her skin was darker than Minnie’s but lighter than Alexis’s. She had short black hair and wore contacts that made her pupils look red. She was wearing the aforementioned black tank top, as well as a pair of denim short shorts that perfectly revealed her thick muscular legs. Speaking of muscles, Kasey had them all over her body. Her arms, her legs, her butt, and even though she couldn’t see them, Mariko knew that Kasey had a set of washboard abs under that tank top.

Mariko felt intimidated by Kasey’s presence… as well as a few other emotions she didn’t fully understand yet. She cleared her throat and spoke again. “Uh, yeah! I’m… I’m Mariko. N-nice to meet you…”

Mariko stuck her hand out and Kasey grabbed it to shake it. And by grab it, she meant squeeze it. And by squeeze it, she meant crush it. Mariko let out a soft pained yelp as she did so, causing Kasey to chuckle again and let go of her.

“Hehe, Lexi said you were cute, but not this cute” Kasey said as she tousled Mariko’s hair.

Mariko just stood there and stammered. She still wasn’t used to getting complimented like this, and her face was starting to get red already.

“Oh, wow~…” Kasey said as she bent down to Mariko’s level. “There’s that blush she mentioned. I think I’m gonna like you…” Kasey’s voice got particularly deep near the end.

“Hey!” Another unfamiliar voice yelled out before Mariko could react. She turned to her left and, for the first time in this building, actually had to look down a little bit to look someone in the eyes. “You better not be here to steal my woman”

Kasey sighed. “Hey Becky.”

Becky was by far the shortest actress at Noid Entertainment, only a few inches shorter than Mariko. Her skin was slightly lighter than Minnie’s, but not quite pale. She had shoulder length dirty blond hair with two pigtails and green eyes. She was wearing a white tank top, an orange hoodie, and black and red booty shorts. She had relatively small breasts for N.E. standards, but she more than made up for it with her larger lower half. Thick thighs, wide hips, and a very sizable butt too.

Mariko stared at Becky with confusion. “I’m sorry. Your… woman?”

Becky walked up to Kasey while staring at Mariko with a grumpy expression. “Yes! Kasey is mine! I claimed her long before you got here. She is off-limits!”

Mariko continued to stare at Becky with confusion. “...what?”

Becky rolled her eyes extremely dramatically at Mariko and loudly sighed. “I’m the only one that gets to do… this!”

Becky turned to face Kasey. Due to the extreme height difference, Becky was completely eye-level with Kasey’s breasts. Which Becky seemed to use to her advantage as she quickly leaned forward and placed her face in-between Kasey’s cleavage.

Mariko’s jaw dropped at the sight. Though, she quickly composed herself as this was far from the freakiest thing she had seen in this building.

“Uh… are you two a-” Mariko attempted to ask.

“We’re not a thing.” Kasey answered before Mariko could finish asking her question.

“We are!” Becky yelled out. Her voice was muffled due to her mouth being planted in Kasey’s breasts.

“She says we are, but we very much are not.” Kasey clarified.

“Ah, ok…” Mariko stammered. “So… this is just… what, exactly?”

Kasey shrugged. “Fun.” She said before proceeding to sway her chest side to side for a bit. In doing so, Becky made what can only be described as a “happiness noise”.

“I… see…” Mariko commented and continued to watch in silence before…

“Ladies!” The very familiar voice of Alexis ran out throughout the room. “Who’s ready to make some history?”

Each girl (except Becky) turned their head to look at Alexis as she entered the room. She was wearing a green varsity jacket that also had “BRP” in Greek letters on it, and jeans that were definitely too small for her. Alison entered the room shortly after her.

Alexis quickly walked up to Mariko. “‘Riko! Oh, good to see you again.” She said as she gave Mariko a quick hug. “Oh, let me properly introduce you to Kasey and Becky.”

Alexis walked up next to Kasey and placed an arm on her shoulder. “Mariko, this is Kasey. She joined us about three years ago and quickly became a fan favorite, for… obvious reasons”. Alexis gestured to Kasey's body. “She's probably our most popular actress. Well, aside from me of course…”

Alexis walked around Kasey to Becky. “And this is Becky. She-... oh, for the love of…” Alexis grabbed Becky's shoulders, pulled her away from Kasey's breasts and turned her to face Mariko.

“This is Becky. She joined us about 2 years ago, and was actually a fan of Noid Entertainment before joining. Specifically Kasey, as you can tell…”

Alexis walked over to Mariko and placed a hand on her shoulder as she turned to face Kasey and Becky. “Kasey, Becky, this is Mariko. The new one. I feel like I've talked about her enough times that she doesn't really need an introduction at this point, but… here she is!” Alexis grabbed both of Mariko’s shoulders and shook her a bit.

She let go and stood next to all the women (including Minnie, who was still on the couch). “Ok, now that we're all BFFs forever, is everyone ready to shoot this thing?”

Minnie stood up from the couch and stretched a bit. “Ugh, I've been ready for nearly an hour.”. She said as she glared at Kasey.

“Hey, it's not my fault traffic in this town sucks ass. If Google tells me it's gonna take 30 minutes to get here, then I'm gonna assume it's gonna take 30 minutes to get here. Not 50.” Kasey said as she crossed her arms. “But anyway, yes, I'm ready to shoot this thing.”

“Me too,” Becky spoke up. “I think we're gonna have a lot of fun with the new girl…” she said as she gave Mariko an ominous grin.

All four other women were looking at Mariko at this point, who was starting to get a little nervous again. Though, the feeling was swept away quicker than usual this time. With a surge of confidence, Mariko cleared throat and spoke. “I'm ready”.


The following is a description of the film Noid Entertainment shot that day.

Noid Entertainment Presents:
The Hazing

Staring:
Alexis Noid as Herself
Minnie Miller as Herself
Kasey Fortis as Herself
Becky Butz as Herself

And introducing…
Mariko Sayaka as Herself

Directed, written and edited by Alexis Noid

Cinematography by Alison Chainz

The screen fades in to show the living room of a sorority house. Kasey and Becky are sitting on the couch playing an off-screen video game video game while Minnie sits on an armchair on her phone. All three girls are wearing Green sweaters with “BRP” in Greek lettering on the chest. Minnie is wearing grey leggings, Kasey is wearing denim short shorts and Becky is weaning black and red booty shorts. After a few seconds of inaction, Alexis walks into the frame looking at her phone. She’s wearing a green varsity jacket and tight jeans.

Alexis: Yo, that new girl is supposed to be showing up today.

Minnie: ‘Kay.

Becky: Is she hot?

Alexis: I don’t know what she looks like, all the email said was her name was Mariko, or something.

Becky: She sounds hot.

Kasey: How can a name sound hot?

Becky: all names with the letter K in them sound hot.

Kasey: … Fair enough.

Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.

Alexis: Ah, that should be her right now…

Alexis walks to the door and opens it. As she does so, her relaxed smile drops and her eyes widen slightly. The camera slowly pans up from the bottom of the doorway to reveal Mariko standing just outside. She’s wearing plaid pants, a white button up shirt, suspenders, large glasses and fake braces.

Mariko: Ahem, greetings! Is this the residence for the sorority of Beta Pi Rho?

Mariko speaks in a stereotypical “nerd” voice throughout the film. Alexis stares at Mariko and blinks for several seconds in a stunned silence.

Alexis: … Uh, are you Mariko?

Mariko: In the flesh!

Alexis: …

Alexis: Sigh... Yeah, this is the place…

Alexis reluctantly allows Mariko into the building. Inside, the three other girls stare at Mariko. They all seem to be offended that a nerd has step foot in their totally sweet sorority house.

Mariko: Oh, boy! My sororitymates! My name is Mariko Sayaka, and it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Minnie: …

Kasey: …

Becky: …

Alexis walks up next to Mariko and places a hand on her shoulder.

Alexis: Um, Mariko, this is Minnie, Kasey and Becky. I’m Alexis, by the way. Um, we’ll have time for proper introductions later. In the meantime, why don’t you pack your stuff in your room upstairs?

Mariko: Oh, good. I was wondering where to put my comics and calculus textbooks.

Mariko briefly steps back outside and drags in a very heavy bag filled with books. She spends an uncomfortable amount of time dragging it across the set and out of the room.

Becky: She’s not hot.

Kasey: What the hell? I thought this place had a strict “no nerds allowed” policy.

Minnie: Yeah, Lexi. I don’t usually take issue with these sorts of things, but if I hear a single thing about Star Trek Wars or whatever, I’m literally gonna lose it.

Alexis: Hey, I’m sorry, alright? It’s not my fault the dean said we needed one more member and she happened to be the first to apply and I didn’t bother checking if she was a nerd or not!

Minnie, Kasey and Becky: …

Alexis: …

Alexis: Ok, maybe that last one was my bad.

Becky: Well, you better think of a solution for this problem, then. I refuse to share a bathroom with someone that listens to Weezer.

Alexis: Alright! Alright, give me a second to think. It’s not like you can just un-nerd someone overnight. You can’t just scare the geek out of them…

Suddenly, Alexis’s face lights up.

Alexis: Or… can you? Ok, I got an Idea…

The four girls huddle together as Alexis whispers her plan to them. While this happens, the camera fades to Mariko decorating her room. She’s in the midst of hanging a Dungeons & Dragons poster when there’s a knock on her door.

Mariko: Coming!

Mariko walks to the door and opens it. Alexis is standing on the other side of the hallway and leaning on the wall.

Alexis: Hey Mariko, we’re ready to properly introduce you to everyone now. Why don’t you come out?

Mariko: Oh, sure thing Ale- WAOW!

As Mariko steps out of her room, a burlap sack is placed over her head and she is dragged off screen. The screen fades to black.

The screen fades back in to show Mariko tied to a chair. The burlap sack is still on her head.

Mariko: H-Hey! Where am I? What’s going on?

The bag is removed from Mariko’s head and a POV shot shows the four other women standing around her.

Mariko: What the-? What’s the meaning of this? Explain yourselves at once!

Alexis: This, Mariko, is your hazing.

Alexis briefly pauses to smile at the camera.

Mariko: My what?

Kasey: Hazing. Think of it as an initiation of sorts.

Minnie: If you want to be a part of Beta Pi Rho and live with us, then you gotta be like us. And this…

Minnie gestures to Mariko’s body.

Minnie: …is not us.

Becky: Yeah, we’re like, actually cool, and stuff. Not a bunch of dweebs like you.

Alexis: So, Mariko, you’ve given us no choice but to de-dweebify you.

Mariko: A-And how do you plan to do th-that, precisely?

Alexis: Quite simple. If you don’t change your ways, then your life here… is going to stink…

Mariko: …

Mariko: What?

Alexis: Ok, who wants to go first?

Becky: Ooh! Me first! Me first!

Without waiting for Alexis to respond, Becky grabs a nearby stool and places it in front of Mariko, she then stands on the stool and taunts Mariko.

Becky: I hope you're ready for this…

Becky then turns around and bends over slightly. Her butt is now directly in front of Mariko’s face.

Mariko: …

Mariko: I’m sorry, what is this supposed to be exactly? I don’t think I understa-

BBBBBBBBPPPPPPRRRRPRPRPLPLPLPLRRRPPTTT!

Before Mariko can finish her sentence, Becky unleashes a loud, 5 second long, meaty fart directly into her face. Becky moans loudly and almost loses her balance on the stool for a second. Mariko’s eyes widen in surprise before she quickly starts to cringe over the realization that Becky is indeed farting in her face at point blank range.

Becky: Ahurg! Holy fuck! That one was wet. Not bad for your first facefart at Beta Pi Rho, huh?

Mariko: What the actual hell?! Why did you just fart in my face and- sniffing Oh my god!! Why does it smell so bad?!

Becky: It’s a fart, dummy. Farts smell bad. Didn’t you learn this in grade school? Or do you need another demonstration?

Mariko: No! Please don’t fart in my face agai-

BBBBBBPBPBPRPRPRPRLRPLRrplrplrplrrttt…

Becky’s second fart isn’t as long as her first, but it’s just as wet, and definitely louder. Becky lets out another moan when she finishes. Mariko gets into a coughing fit when she gets a whiff.

Becky: Ugh… Man, my panties are not gonna like me by the end of the day. And I guess you aren’t either, huh?

Mariko: Jesus fucking christ… cough cough How are your farts this bad? And why are you doing this?!

Becky: You can blame the Burger King down the street for the smell. And the McDonalds. And the Subway. And the Pizza Hut, the Krispy Kreme, the Taco B-

Mariko: Why are you farting in my face?!

Becky: We told you already. To de-dweebify you. If you don’t change your ways, you can expect to get one of these from one of us… every… single… day…

Mariko: W-what?

Becky: That’s right, imagine waking up to one of these as your alarm clock…

Becky leans her butt back so it’s only an inch away from Mariko’s face.

PPPPPpppp-BLLLRT-BLLLRT-BLLLRT-BBBPLLlrRrrrlllrtrttt…

Becky’s third fart is her worst yet. Just shy of six seconds and by far the wettest. If her panties were white before, there’s a 100% chance they have a brown stain by now. Mariko starts to gag as she catches the smell.

Becky: God… yeesh, I’m definitely gonna have to check myself after that one…

Mariko: gagging Oh my fuck! It smells like rotten eggs and cheese and meat and… rotten everything blended together! I can’t take this any longer!

Becky hops off of her stool and kicks it to the side.

Becky: Well, luckily for you, my turn's over.

Mariko breathes a short sigh of relief when she hears that.

Becky: Ok, who’s next.

Kasey: I’ll go.

Mariko’s face goes pale when she hears that…

Kasey casually walks up to Mariko and bends over so her face is level with Mariko’s. She places a hand on Mariko’s cheek and sighs.

Kasey: I hope you didn’t find Becky to be too repulsive. She was just your warm up…

Mariko: W-warm up?

Kasey then stands up straight and turns around. Her butt is already eye level with Mariko’s face.

Mariko: H-h-hey, l-look, y-you don’t have to do this. W-we can talk this out like-

BBBBBPPPPPRRRRRMMMMPMRTPRMTPRMTPMTPTPT–PTPT–BPRT–BPRT!!

Mariko is (once again) cut off by a massive fart blasting in her face. Kasey’s fart is MUCH louder than any of Becky’s. It’s a bit longer too, at seven and a half seconds. Most notably, it’s incredibly deep and bassy. Comparable to a motorcycle engine. Predictably, Mariko starts to hack and cough once she gets a smell of it.

Mariko: Holy Jesus fuck! coughing It’s SO BAD! It smells like… rotten cabbage and beef and… How does it smell so bad?!

Kasey: Hey, if you want a body that looks like mine, then you're gonna have to eat some stuff that makes your body do that. Catch my drift? My backdrift? Heh.

Mariko: Please, I don’t want to catch any more of your anything! I just want this to stop and-

BPBPBPBPBPBPBRRRTTTT! BBBPPPRRMMPPPRTTT! BBRPPPRrrrr…

Kasey: Oh, I’m sorry. What were you trying to say? I couldn’t quite catch that…

Kasey cuts Mariko off again with a trio of farts. Combined, they’re shorter than her first fart, but they're just as loud and forceful. And just as smelly according to Mariko’s reaction.

Mariko: Jesus fucking fuck! There’s no way you… coughing There’s no way you guys can get away with this! This has to be bullying!

Kasey: Bullying? Oh, that’s not a very nice word. Don’t think of this as bullying. Think of this more as… hmm… correction. Olfactory correction.

Mariko: You’re not using that word correctly.

Kasey: Yes, I am. It means-... Is my grammar really your biggest concern right now? Just for that, I’m making this next one extra loud…

Mariko: NO! WAIT! I’m sorry! Please don’t far-

BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Kasey’s third fart lasts about eight seconds and is by far the loudest one ripped so far. It’s also the only fart where Kasey lets out an audible sigh after releasing it. Mariko tries not to breathe in for a few seconds, but fails and ends up breathing in the noxious gas anyway. She retches loudly after doing so.

Mariko: Holy fucking shitballs! Hrk! Oh my god, I can’t stand this anymore. I think I’m gonna throw up. The smell… it’s… it’s so bad…

Kasey finally turns around to face Mariko.

Kasey: Oh, please don’t. We just had the carpet cleaned. Plus, you’re only halfway through your hazing.

Mariko: Half… Ahem! Halfway?

Minnie: That’s right.

Kasey steps away from Mariko and Minnie steps forward in front of her. She places one hand on her waist and leans to the side.

Mariko: Look, please, I’ve learned my lesson, ok? I’ll stop being a “dweeb”. Just please stop farting on me.

Minnie: Yeah, we could do that, but we need to make sure you're not just saying that, so… yeah, six more face farts.

Mariko: SIX?!

Minnie: Yup. Tell Me, Mariko, are you lactose intolerant?

Mariko: Uh… no?

Minnie: Heh. Lucky…

Minnie walks up to the still tied-up Mariko, turns around… and sits on her lap.

Mariko: Gah! What the…?

Minnie: I am…

BBLLPLPLplplplplplplplpprprprRPRPRPRTPTPTPTPTT!

Minnie lets out an extremely wet five second long butt bomb directly onto Mariko’s lap. It’s pretty muffled due to Minnie’s butt being pressed into Mariko’s lap, but it’s still loud enough for it to showcase its liquidness. Mariko cringes heavily at the sound of it while Minnie lets out a pretty loud moan.

Mariko: Jesus Christ, lady. What the hell was that?

Minne: That… is why I’m not allowed within 100 feet of dairy. But, I had some anyway. Just for this occasion.

Mariko: sniffing Holy shit! Fuck, I can see why… Hrk! That’s gotta be the worst smelling one yet…

Minnie: …I’m flattered…

…pppplplplplplPLPLPLPLBPRBPRBPRBRBPRBPLPLPLPLplplplpllrprrrr…

Minnie’s second fart is slightly longer than her first and arguably wetter. It starts off quietly and slowly gets louder and bubblier over the course of a few seconds before slowly dying down. Mariko doesn’t give a big reaction this time. Instead, she just lets out a series of coughs.

Minnie: You ok back there? You’re not gonna pass out on us, are you?

Mariko: This is… cough the worst day of my life…

Minnie stands up and points her butt towards Mariko’s chest.

Minnie: Hey, worst day of your life, so far…

BBBBPLPLPLRRrrrpll… …lllPLPLPRTPLRTT! PLRPTLRPTLTPRLTPLTTT!!

Minnie loudly moans after each one of her farts in the short trio she blasts towards Mariko.

Minnie: Goddamn… fuck… Becky isn’t gonna be the only one with stained panties today…

Mariko just weakly looks down at the floor and lets out a few more coughs.

Mariko: Is… is it over yet? Can I be let go now?

Alexis: Not quite…

Mariko looks up to see Alexis standing in front of her. Her arms are crossed and she has a smug expression on her face.

Alexis: It’s… my turn…

Mariko’s eyes widen upon seeing Alexis stand in front of her.

Mariko: No… please don’t…

Alexis: Listen Mariko, you seem like a nice girl and all, but we have a very strict policy here. No nerds, geeks, dorks… or dweebs…

Alexis leans in and gets her face extremely close to Mariko’s.

Alexis: I didn’t want to do this to our newest sorority member, but you’ve left us with no choice…

Alexis stands up straight again, turns around and bends over slightly so her butt is inches away from Mariko’s face.

Mariko: Aw, shit…

BBBPBPBPBPBPPPPRPRPRPRRPRRRPRTRPTMrtpmmbapapa—BPTBPTPLPLPLplplplplplprlrrrRrRrRRPPTTT!!

Alexis: God… Fuck, that one felt good…

Mariko stares at Alexis’s ass for several seconds in a stunned silence. Alexis’s first fart is by far the longest one yet at just over 10 seconds. And while not quite as loud as any of Kasey’s, it’s just as forceful. Its second half is incredibly wet as well. Even wetter than Minnie’s.

Mariko: I… I… H-how… How did… How did you… do that…?

Alexis: Hey, if you wanna put nerds in their place, you gotta use the right tool to get the job done. And this… absolutely gets the job done…

Alexis slaps her but after she says “and this”.

Alexis: The other girls seem to agree with me. Don’t you agree as well, Mariko?

Mariko: Um… if I say yes? Will you stop farting?

Alexis: Only one way to find out…

Mariko: Uh, ok… I agree.

Alexis: …

BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPMRMRMRMRMMRRTTTTT! BBBBBPRPRTRPTPRTRTPLPLPLPLPLptptptptpttttrrrrrr… pppppPPppPPPppBBAPRLPTLPMRTPTPTPTBBBRTTTT!!

Alexis: Ah… guess not…

Alexis lets out a trilogy of ass blasts in Mariko’s face. Each one is about five seconds long. The first one is the most consistent, and has a deep meaty sound to it. The second fart starts off strong as well, but peters off near the end. The third fart is sort of the reverse of the second. It starts off quiet and very quickly builds louder and more bubbly until it stops suddenly.

Alexis: Well? Come on, I was proud of that. Tell how it smells.

Mariko: I… I don’t think I can smell anything anymore…

Alexis: Oh really? Wow. A girl doesn't know her own strength I guess. In that case, you won’t mind this last one I have in store for you…

Alexis takes a step back and presses her butt directly against Mariko’s face.

Mariko: Mmm! Mmmm mmm-? Mmmm mmm mmm mm-mmm?!

Alexis: What’s that? I can’t hear you, my butt’s in the way.

Mariko: M mmmm! Mmm mmmm mmmm mmm mm mm mmfm!

Alexis: What’s That? Did you say “Rip one more fart in my face”?

Mariko: MM!! Mm MMM mm mmmm!

Alexis: Got it! Completing de-dweebifacation in three… two… one…

Mariko: MMMMM!!!

PRLTBPRTLTTTTPTPTtptptptpttptptptppppptppptpttptptptpptptpppppppptttptptttptptTptpTPTPpppppPTPTPTptptptppTPTPTPPTTptptTPTPTPTPRTRTRPTPMRTPRBPRBBRTAPTPATRTBTPBPTPBMBPMRPTMBPRMTBPRMTTTTTTTT!!!

Alexis’s last fart is something special. Not only is it by far the longest fart at a little over twenty seconds, but it's also the loudest and bubbliest too. It starts off loud and forceful as always, then quickly quiets down for the rest of the first half. Then, it briefly gets loud again in short bursts, before slowly crescendoing into a deafeningly loud and bubbly climax. Alexis lets out a near orgasmic moan after finishing it.

Alexis: Holy fuck! Holy… ha.. Ha… shit…

Alexis steps forward and removes her butt from Mariko’s face. She then turns around to look at her.

Alexis: Ok Mariko, hopefully that finally scared the dweeb out of you. If that is the case, then I think we’re finally ready to welcome you as a member of Beta Pi Rho. How’s that sound?

Mariko: …

Alexis: Mariko?

Mariko appears to be knocked out cold thanks to the sheer number of farts she had to endure in such a short amount of time.

Becky: …Is she dead?

Alexis: No! Jesus, she’s just unconscious. She’ll wake up in a few minutes. Hell, best case scenario, she’ll probably think this was all a dream.

Kasey: And if she doesn't?

Alexis: Then I’ll calmly explain everything that happened to her. I’m sure she’ll understand.

Minnie: Lexi, what if she gets really mad at us over this? You think she’ll want some sort of revenge on us?

Alexis: Oh, please. Look at her. Does she look like the type to hold a grudge? I’m sure she’ll forgive us within the hour…


ONE HOUR LATER

Mariko: I am so not forgiving those jerks!

Mariko is pacing around in her room. She seems visibly upset from the prior ordeal.

Mariko: I simply must find a way to get revenge on those four! But how?

Mariko walks to her bed and places a suitcase on it.

Mariko: It’ll need to be something poetically ironic…

Mariko opens the suitcase and begins to pull out various items from it.

Mariko: Let’s see… I have my Rubik’s cube. Not helpful. My TI-83 calculator. Not helpful. My collection of Weezer CDs. Not helpful. All that leaves is my bottle of Rohypnol and this week old egg salad sandwich I bought from a gas station…

Mariko: …!

Mariko’s face lights up and a PNG of a lightbulb appears over her head. Her face then turns into an evil smile.

Mariko: Oh… I think that would work just well…

The screen cuts back back to Alexis, Minnie, Kasey and Becky in the living room doing their usual activities. After a few seconds, Mariko enters the room holding a tray of muffins.

Mariko: Ahem… attention everyone!

The four girls stop to look at Mariko.

Mariko: I wish to apologise for my outburst earlier. I took a moment to reflect and realize that daily facefarts are the first step to my “de-dweebifacation”. I forgive you all. Please accept a muffin as a token of my gratitude.

Alexis: …

Minnie: …

Kasey: …

Becky: …

Alexis: See? I told you guys she would forgive us.

Alexis walks up to Mariko and picks up a muffin. She takes a bite out of it without hesitation.

Alexis: Mmmf! This is really good. Hey, you guys should try one.

Following Alexis’s lead, the three other girls walk up to Mariko, take a muffin, and eat it without a second thought.

Minnie: Hey, these are pretty good. I guess you can’t be all that dweeby if you can bake this good.

Kasey: Oh yeah, I’m gonna have a lot of cheat days if you keep making stuff like this around here.

Becky: Hmf. looks like we already scared the dweeb out of her.

Alexis: Yeah, I… woah… does… anyone else feel lightheaded all of a sudden?

Minnie: Yeah, I… I don’t feel so hot…

After only a couple seconds, Alexis, Minnie, Kasey and Becky all collapse on the floor one by one. The camera slowly zooms in on Mariko’s face.

Mariko: Good. Time for phase two…

The screen fades to black.

The screen fades back in to Alexis, Minnie, Kasey and Becky all tied to chairs in the living room with duct tape on their mouths. They all seem to be asleep as well. After a couple of seconds, they each wake up one by one and notice their predicament.

Alexis: Mmm? Mmmm mmm mmmm?!

Minnie: M-Mmm! Mmmmf mmmmm mm?!

Kasey: Mmm mmm mmmmm mmmm mmf mmmmmm mm mmmm mmmf.

Becky: Mmmf mmmmmm mmm mm mmmf?!

Mariko: I am.

The camera pans to reveal Mariko standing on the other side of the room.

Mariko: I’m just gonna assume that one of you said “who’s behind all of this”.

Mariko casually walks towards the four tied-up girls.

Mariko: I lied about being over face farting from earlier. I’m still mad about it.

Minnie, Kasey and Becky all glare at Alexis, who rolls her eyes.

Mariko: So, in a reactionary act of revenge, I have decided to give you all a taste of your own medicine.

Minnie: Mmmm mmmmm?

Mariko: Isn’t it obvious?

The camera slowly pans around Mariko’s body until it’s focused on her butt.

BBBPBPBPBprprprpprprtttTTT!

Mariko lets out a three second long fart in an attempt to assert dominance. The four tied-up women widen their eyes in fear. In comparison to the farts they ripped less than two hours ago, the one Mariko just rips is nothing. But when you’re tied to a chair with no way to breathe except through your nose, any fart is intimidating…

Mariko: Now, who would like to go first?

Mariko walks even closer to the tied-up women.

Mariko: Hmm… Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a… Oh, screw it, let’s just do chronological order.

Mariko walks up to Becky and bends over to get eye level with her.

Mariko: Well… now isn’t this a familiar sight? Though, I think our positions might be different from last time.

Mariko stands up, turns around and points her butt towards Becky’s face.

Mariko: I hope you're ready for this…

PPFFRRtrrrfrfrfpprtpprtpprtpppPPPPPRBPBPRT!

Mariko lets out a four and a half second long fart directly in Becky’s face. In that time, it starts off loud and quickly gets quieter before slowly getting louder near the end. Mariko lets out a half-moan/half-sigh as soon as it finishes.

Mariko: Ah… that felt good.

Becky: Mm… Mmm! Mmmmf mmmm, mmmmmmm mmmmf mmm fmmff…

Mariko: Oh, I bet it is…

Mariko turns around and walks to Kasey.

Mariko: You. you think that just because you’re all tall and strong that you can get away with farting in people’s faces? Heh, think again…

Mariko pulls out the stool Becky used earlier and places it in front of Kasey. She then stands on it, turns around and sticks her butt in front of Kasey’s face.

Mariko: Catch my backdrift?

PRPRPRPRPPTTT! PLPLPBBBRRRTTPTT! PBPBpprrrrrrrr…

Mariko lets out three shorter farts over the course of five seconds. She’s visibly pushing extra hard in an attempt to make them extra loud. Though, the effect is weaker on the third farts.

Mariko: Ugh… backdrift. It’s not even funny when I say it…

Kasey: Mm mmfmm fmmmmfmm mm mm fmmmm…

Mariko hops off the stool and walks over to Minnie. Without saying a word to her, Mariko sits directly on Minnie’s lap.

Minnie: Mmf!

Mariko: You know, I kinda wish I was lactose intolerant just so I can use it against you here. But I’m not, so I guess gas station food will have to do instead…

Mariko crosses her legs and grips the bottom of the chair.

BBBPPPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPplplplplplplplplpppp… …plplplpPLPLPLPLPlplppll…

Mariko lets out a particularly wet fart onto Minnie’s lap. It starts out loud and forceful for a couple of seconds before slowly fading out. Then, it quickly fades back in and out again, just as wet as before.

Mariko: Nnnnff… These are actually starting to feel pretty nice. Gee, I hope I don’t get too into this like you freaks…

Minnie: Mmmm fmm mmmmm mmmm…

Mariko gets up and stands directly in front of Alexis.

Mariko: And then there was one… You know, when I applied to join this sorority, I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect. Sure, I expected the occasional prank and shenanigan, but getting tied to a chair and farted in the face multiple times by everyone that lived there? Now, that would just be silly… Wouldn’t it, Alexis?

Alexis gulps and looks around the room for a bit.

Mariko: Not convinced? Here, let me show you just how silly it would be…

Mariko grabs the stool again and places it in front of Alexis. She once again stands on it and turns around. This time, she presses her butt up against Alexis’s face.

Mariko: I didn’t want to do this to a sorority member, but you’ve left me with no choice…

PBPBPBPLPLPLRTLRTPRTLTTT—PPppuurrrprprprprprprppprpprppPPRPRPRTPRPTRRTTT!!

Mariko lets out her biggest fart directly into Alexis’s face. It started out loud and proud for a few seconds before suddenly getting interrupted by what sounds like a completely different fart. One that slowly builds up in intensity and volume, ending just as loud as it began. The whole thing lasted just over eight seconds. Mariko lets out an exaggerated moan once it finishes.

Mariko: GOD!! Gah… f… fuck… me…

Mariko steps off of the stool and kicks it to the side. She turns around and faces Alexis.

Mariko: So… what’d you think of that?

Mariko grabs the duct tape on Alexis’s mouth and slowly peels it off. Once it’s off completely, Alexis takes a few deep breaths before speaking.

Alexis: Mariko… that… was… pretty cool, actually.

Mariko’s expression turns into one of confusion.

Mariko: Huh?

Alexis: Yeah! I mean, you drugged us, restrained us to chairs, and farted in each of our faces one by one. Ironically mimicking the way we did that to you.

Mariko: I… I don’t understand, what are you saying?

Alexis: Mariko, you’re one of us.

Mariko: I’m… what?

Alexis: One of us! Anyone who’d go through this much effort just to fart in somebody’s face is more than qualified enough to be a member at Beta Pi Rho! Isn’t that right girls?

Minnie, Kasey and Becky all silently nod in agreement at Alexis.

Alexis: Well, that settles it. You are now officially a member of Beta Pi Rho. No de-dweebifacation required.

The camera slowly zooms into Mariko’s face as it slowly turns into a smile.

Mariko: I… I… I…

Mariko suddenly jumps in the air while fistbumping and freeze-frames mid-air as a short musical sting plays.

Mariko: I DID IT!!!

Alexis: Yeah, yeah, good job. Can you untie us now? I need to pee.

THE END


Mariko leaned back in her chair as the movie ended. She decided to wait until it was officially uploaded onto the website before watching it in its entirety.

Filming a feature length fart porno was… weird to say the least. There were dozens of shots taken of the girls farting on her and her farting on the girls. She actually lost the ability to smell for two days after shooting. She had to be tied to a chair for a couple of hours. They had to briefly stop shooting after Becky genuinely sharted by accident. Mariko’s stomach was a wreck for a few days due to taking too much fart powder. And worst of all, she had to pretend to be a Weezer fan.

And, because of all of that… she now had a cheque for $5,000. Sitting right next to her keyboard.

This was her life now. This was her job, she guessed.

Mariko took a few seconds to ponder all of this information before finally giving her review of the film.

Mariko raised her outstretched hands to the sides of her head, palms facing forwards, and uttered two words...

“Absolute Cinema.”