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Nights Like This... Xavier was not really a party person that much. Sure he enjoyed hanging out with his friends and stuff but he knew that at house parties, especially in the movies, things can go way out of hand. A big reason why he would never have a party at his house was the fact that his mom would kill him, bring him back to life, and kill him again. The party was hosted by the captain of the football team. His parents were out of town for the week which meant he had the entire house to himself. Xavier who was on the football team was of course invited, but at first he didn't even consider going. It was a school night, which he didn't even care most of the time since he slept pretty late anyways. It was just that most of the guys on the football team were REALLY stupid. Which meant one fuck up would lead to another and then BOOM. The party would be over. Ultimately he decided to go as he sneaked out the house when his mom and dad fell asleep. He got a ride from one of his friends and headed towards the party expecting it to be pretty good. He had officially been at the party for four hours and he was bored as hell! Standing outside on the back porch with the trademarked red party cup in his hand half full of punch, which was probably spiked by some idiot who decided to do that to all the drinks. He sighed as he looked up at the night sky ignoring the crazy laughter from the smokers who were next to him. The only good thing that was gonna come out of this was the boat load of stories he was gonna hear tomorrow and of course the after effects his peers were going to have to deal with in school tomorrow.. Or later... What time was is it anyway? CRASH! Xavier looked up when he heard the loud crash come from upstairs wondering what the hell was going on. His eyes followed the large object that was tossed out the window as it fell into the backyard with a loud clatter. The sight in front of him was a now broken 56 inch plasma screen TV that was plummeted to the ground by a group of crazy teenagers that were upstairs. Walking through the rambunctious crowd he couldn't believe how many kids were that fucked up. He himself only had two drinks which surprisingly didn't effect him at all but of course everyone else had to go over board. "AYE IT'S THE X-MAN!!" Turing around so he could find the loud voice, he spotted a couple of his "friends" who were crossing their arms high in the air to form an X as they howled with laughter. Oh how he hated that nickname. But he'll just let it go for now. "Hey guys." He mumbled Approaching his three friends he could see that they were obviously not sober with the way they were acting and he could hear one of them sort of slur his words a bit. "X you're...you're not gonna believe this... I kid you not we saw the biggest boobs in the entire world tonight. Justin and Terry can def vouch for me. Ain't that right guys?" "Yo they were like this big!" Justin said spreading out his arms obviously exaggerating the size but that was the thanks to the amount of alcohol he had drunk tonight. "AND!!.......... Wait! What else did we see?" Justin asked confusingly. "You dumb-ass it was the same girl. I'm tellin you X that girl was H-O-T Hot! Not only were her titties bangin but her ass was nice too! Shawtys walk was fuckin mean my dude!." Terry said with a hearty laugh. Xavier wasn't even paying attention anymore after he heard boobs and ass. He didn't know if there were any older kids at this party but he already knew that they were lying. There was only one girl he knew that had assets the way his friends were describing.... Wait a sec- "You know what the funny thing is X!?" Cameron's loud voice breaking him out of his thoughts as spoke over the loud music. "The girl that Terry was talking about kind of looked a lot like you." 'Cept she had lady parts." Terry added. "It would be weird as hell if I was doing her and all I could picture was your face man. I would put a paper bag over her head so I co- "ENOUGH!" Xavier said angrily. His guess was correct. Zoey was somehow at this party. He needed to find her and get out of here! "Cam where did you last see my sister?" Cameron's eyes widen at this. "Your sister came to the party dude? Yo you gotta let me get a peek at her bo- "SHUT UP! I don't have time for this! He shouted. "If you don't wanna help me then fine! I'll just look for her myself." He continued right onto his original trail and wasn't mildly amazed at how easily he was able to part the mass of sweaty hormonal bodies like the red sea. Out of the corner of his eye he saw something that made his blood boil. His eyes spotted his sister dancing in the middle of the crowded dance floor. Her body positively flowing through the movements of the slow jam. Xavier was livid at that point. Finally breaking through he grabbed her arm and yanked her to the sidelines which caused her audience to groan on disappointment. Zoey yanked her arm out of the strangers reach clearly wanting to know who had stopped her from her fun. "What the hell is your problem yo- Xavier? What are you doing here?" "Not another word out of you. We are going home right now. I can't believe you are at this party." Xavier said angrily, his overprotective side was in full effect but Zoey wasn't having it. "Oh really? Then why are you here then you big hypocrite? Doesn't make you look any better now that I know you're here too." "Because I can alright! Besides I'm older so it's different." He knew that wouldn't convince her but it was the best thing he could think of. He just wanted to get out of here. "Bullshit." Zoey said with her hands on her waist. Her posture literally mirroring her mother whenever she was angry. "You're only one year older than me so I should be allowed to do the same things you do." "Zoey we are going home whether you like it or not! We will talk about this when we get home understand!" Zoey scoffed. "Whatever, this place was getting boring anyway. Before we head out can we get something to eat?" Xavier frowned. "You didn't eat the stuff they had here?" "I can't exactly get full on chips and salsa you know. Just think of it as an "I owe you one" since I won't tell mom that you were at this party." Zoey said as she walked passed him so she could head for the door. Xavier rolled her eyes at this. What she didn't realize was that her blackmail would backfire since he could easily just say that she was at the party too. Saving this as a backup plan just in case she did snitch on him, he decided that he would bring her to a burger joint that was near their home just so she wouldn't bring it up anytime soon. Looking at his watch it read 12:37. Hopefully the rest of his night would go well. ------------------------------------- "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE ORDER SOMETHING ALREADY!" Xavier yelled as he slammed his hands on the counter Zoey shot her brother an angry look. "Can't you see that I'm TRYING to do that!" She returned her attention to the menu that was above her as she admired the amount of value meals that the fast food placed offered. "Lets see, can I get a...." ggggrrrrrrruummmmblee... "Oh wait just a sec.." BbbrrrrRRuuMmmmMMPPPPPPPPBBBBLLLPBLPBBLPBLPBLLPBLLLRRNT!!! Zoey leaned forward onto the counter as she pushed out a fourteen second long bubbly blast that began to spread around the register. She could feel the heat warm her jeans as the smell of stale tortilla chips and bad garlic hit her nose. She giggled at the scent as she fanned the smell away. "Sorry about that." The cashier nodded as he covered his nose with his uniform shirt, clearly not wanting to smell the putrid stench. "What would you like to order miss?" He asked for the umpteenth time. "Um how about five double double hamburgers and two cheeseburgers. Oh and Lemme have two large fries with that too! Now what do I want to drink?" "You better make it small because I'm gonna need the rest of the money so we can get on the bus." Xavier growled. Zoey actually took a minute to think about her order before smiling. "Well if you put it like that then.... Give me three vanilla shakes and one sodas! Yeah that will be enough." Xavier wanted to bang his head on the counter. He was gonna get her back for this he swore it! Slowly pulling out his soon to be empty wallet already knowing the price would make him faint. "How much?" The cashier gulped. "T-that will b-be uh 38.27. For here or to go?" Xavier sighed alright it wasn't that bad. Tossing the cash onto the counter he went to go sit down as Zoey eagerly waited for her food. Pulling out his cellphone he checked the time once more and saw that it was now 12:52. The bus they were on before for some reason took an unfamiliar route which made them get off at some random plaza. Even though his phone surprisingly had a crappy signal he still manged to check what time the next bus would come. Hopefully this time it would take them home. "This place is fuckin weird." He mumbled. "You got that right." Xavier jumped a bit when he his sisters voice broke him out of his thoughts. She sat right next to him which made him notice that she was already finished with her cheeseburgers and was already on her third hamburger. He guess she had been sitting next to him for a while now since she already at five burgers. Watching her grab a handful of french fries and shoving it in her mouth made him shake his head in disgust. No matter how may times he saw her eat, he still found it gross how she just swallowed food like it was water. Swallowing the rest of the salty french fries Zoey sighed before she let out a loud wet belch. Blowing the meaty stench towards her brothers face, she laughed when he gave her a playful shove seeing that he was enjoying her company. "Nice one huh?" "Tremendous." He said with a sarcastic tone. "Now hurry up and eat because I'm not tryin to miss the bus." With a smile on her face she took a long sip of her milkshake and burped in his face once more. "Yes sir." Flicking her on the nose he returned his attention to his phone not really wanting to watch her eat. Picking up her fourth hamburger with her hunger yearning for more, she took a large bite out of the sandwich, grabbed her still full cup of soda, and guzzled down the drink as she tasted the wet meat in her mouth before swallowing. Suddenly feeling her stomach churn as the mixture of foods bubbled in her stomach, Zoey grinned evilly as a plan hatched in her head. Seeing that her brothers attention was clearly on his phone she crossed her legs and slowly aimed her butt towards his direction as she tilted to sideways just a bit. With a stifled giggle she let go of the simmering pressure that was focused on her bottom... FfffrrrvvVVVVVvvvvvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbMmmmmmmPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHTTTTT! The sound of the bubbly blaster was similar to someone trying to start up a motorboat. The gassy explosion rumbled her jean clad rump as the vibration of the blast caused her to closer her eyes and moan a bit. Her body tingling a bit after the smelly twelve seconds of her gassy emission. Xavier was not amused at this. "Your not funny." "I know I'm not." Zoey said trying to hold back her laughter. "I'm actually quite gassy." VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppRrRrrrrrRRRRFFFFFfffffPPHHHHHHAAAAAappTPPT Laughing at her own bad joke, her butt began to force out a relentless amount of gas, almost as if it were laughing at the jokes with her. The muffled blast that her butt continued to fire sounded like a bear was roaring. BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPTTTPT!!!! Xavier tried to ignore the rowdy commotion that was coming from his sisters rear, but the fact that she was sitting next to him wasn't making it any better. The smell of sour meat and rotten vegetables invaded his nose making him cough just a bit. FFFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVVUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT!!!! Zoey cooed after she pushed out the thirteen second seat shaking fart. To be honest, she was surprised that the food was already making her quite gassy. Looking at her half bitten burger wondering if there was something that could have possibly triggered her gassiness so early, she shrugged it off and shoved the rest of the burger into her mouth. Her cheeks bulging out in process. "Ever heard of chewing first THEN swallow?" Xavier said after watching her shove the burger into her mouth. Zoey flipped him off before unwrapping her last burger and take a large bite out of it. "Uh excuse me." The siblings looked up to see the cashier standing in-front of them with his hand covering his nose. "I just wanted to let you two know that we are closing soon." He quickly walked back to the counter, clearly wanting to get away from the stench that was still lingering around their table. "Well at least I'm finished. But can we stay just a bit, I'm gonna get cramps if I walk too much." Zoey said as she rested her back against the bench. But Xavier was having none of that. "Stop joking around. We have ten minutes till the bus comes so get up and get moving." Zoey groaned as she got up reluctantly so she could throw away her trash. Tossing the wrappers and the empty cups into the garbage, she headed towards the exit right behind her brother. GGGUUUUURRRRRROOOOOUUMMMMMBBBBLE!! Xavier paused when he heard Zoey's stomach roar uncomfortably. Turning around he saw that she was rubbing her stomach with a nervous look on her face. He knew what that sound meant but if he were to let her use the bathroom they would definitely miss the bus which could not happen. "Zoey can you please try to hold it in till we get home?" PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrruuuUUUUUUUMMMMMMmmmvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVrrrrRRRRRRRRRaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPppvvVVVVLLLLAAARRRRPT! BBBBBBBBBBBbbbRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHhhhuuuUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrpppPPPPHHHHHHhhhrrrRRRAAAAPPT! BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPT!!! His question wasn't really answered as a explosive pair of booming wet flatulence thundered out of her bubbly rear. The awful sounds along with a thick hue of brown fumes began to fill the fast food restaurant, blowing back the bottles of ketchup, mustard, and napkins off the table. Zoey had to push her ass out a bit as the juicy fart started to weaken a bit, she could feel her panties start to get wet a little when it finally died down. Xavier was covering his nose with his shirt at this point, the only thing his could smell at was spoiled dairy, sourish meat, and rotten vegetables all rolled into one. His eyes watered but he could still see the brown fumes surrounding them. "So can you?" Zoey gulped. "I'll try." GGGGGRRORROROOOOUUUUUPBPBPBLLEEE... Xavier sighed. "I hate my life.." ------------------------------------------- Xavier cursed silently when he heard the sound of the breaks screeching causing him to accidentally bump into somebody next to him. Someone else was boarding an already packed bus which made him even more angry. The two siblings managed to make it to the bus but sadly there weren't any seats available because there was so many people in it. Managing to grab hold onto one of the poles that was next to him, he regaining his composure as the bus lurched forward a bit. Yes he knew that it is a public bus but where the hell were all these people going in the middle of the night. "This is bullshit." He mumbled. Zoey on the other hand was dealing with her own problem. Her stomach was it knots and there was honestly nothing she could do about it! The cramps were getting stronger and stronger by the second, and the pressure on her rear was totally brutal. She couldn't tell if it was the poop trying to make its way out or just gas but either way it would be terrible. GGGRRRAAAGGGBBBLLEEE… Thankfully for her Xavier was the only one to surprisingly hear the battle cry like roar from her stomach since he was right next to her. Grabbing his hand she clenched it as she tried to hold back the gas that was brewing in her stomach. Xavier tried to break out of his sisters grip but she held on pretty tight. He wished he could tell her that they would be home soon but truthfully he didn't even know where they were since most of the passengers were blocking the window. The only thing that was helping was when the intercom spoke saying what stop they were near. He just hoped that she could just hold on a little longer otherwise the bus would become her personal gas chamber. Feeling her lessen the grip on his hand made him thank god that she didn't break it but the stinging still remained as he tried to regain the feeling in his fingers. Suddenly a rank stench invaded his nose making his eyes widen. He looked at his sister's face and wasn't surprised she was avoiding his gaze with a blush on her face. Things were about to get ugly if this damn bus didn't hurry up. BBLLRRRPP! Xavier felt his heart stop when he heard the familiar sound erupt from his sisters behind. A couple of people turned around and stared at the two, obviously not believing what they just heard. "S-sorry." He mumbled as he looked away from their faces. I am NEVER going to take the blame for that again! PHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. An audible hiss began began to fill the bus making people wonder if it were a gas leak, except it was the wrong type of gas they were thinking about. Zoey clenched his hand once more as she began to feel her grip on her bowels weaken. Xavier pressed on the yellow tape hoping they could get off the bus before the fireworks happened. The puffs of gas were were starting to get louder and louder making him panic as he continued to press on the tape relentlessly. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…. And just like that it was all over... PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTT! BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMVVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPTTTTT! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPTTT!!!!! A trio of bubbling butt bombs exploded from her behind, bringing forth a low, buzzing sound similar to a live chainsaw. A gruesome odor began to spread throughout the bus as it assaulted every nostril like it were committing a hit and run! Passengers suddenly scrunched their faces and began coughing and choking on the deadly fumes as they tried to fan away the stench while some covered their hands over their nose. People began to argue as the blame game began to get louder and louder while some began to furiously press the yellow tape so they could get off the bus. FFFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVMMMMPPPPPPT!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!! Xavier felt like his lungs were on fire! It even hurt to breathe for goodness sake! He could honestly see a thick brown hue of smoke surround the inside of the bus, almost like if he were standing in a sauna. Nobody was even noticing that Zoey was practically moaning in relief as she continued to fire the savage butt bombs. PPPHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!!!! BBBBBVVVVVVVVVVUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHT!!!! THUD!! Xavier turned his head when he heard the sound of something hit the ground. His eyes widened when he saw that somebody had actually passed out making him panic immediately. They needed to get off this bus NOW! Thankfully luck was on his side as the bus driver was finally pulling over as he too couldn't stand the stench anymore. Grabbing his sister by the arm he dragged her through the crowd trying to get to the front of the bus. They had to get out of here before there would be a fight for the door which was not good for anybody. The doors finally opened and without hesitation they both jumped out of the bus and ran to the sidewalk and took a seat on the bench. Both teens were extremely tired at this point as they huffed and puff desperately trying to regain their breathing pattern. "You have no idea how good that felt letting that go." Zoey said with a tired moan. "You... are.. a monster!" Xavier said with an exhausted sigh. He could practically feel the sweat trickling down his forehead, it was seriously that hot on the bus. MMMOOORRRRAAAAMMMBBBBLLLLEE… Xavier's eyes were wide like dinner plates now. "YOU HAVE MORE!" "Oh don't get your panties in a wad!" Zoey said with a pained look on her face as she clutched her stomach. "I just really gotta poop now, your lucky I released all that gas on the bus otherwise we would have a bigger problem." Honestly he didn't care anymore about her bathroom situation. He just wanted to go home and sleep. Seeing that the bus dropped them off just down the street from their house it was only going to be a short walk. Getting up he stretched his back with a long, loud sigh. "Come on let's go home." Zoey groaned. "I don't feel like walking anymore. Carry Me?" "You're funny." He said as he began to make his way down the street with Zoey not to far behind. Finally reaching their doorstep Xavier pulled out his keys and began to look for the front door key. Just as he was about to insert the key in the lock he heard the front door open making his heart stop. In-front of him was John with a tired look on his face. "So you guys are finally home huh? And it's only... 2:44. Smooth move you two." Xavier felt his moth run dry. If John was awake then that meant... "I'm guessing from the look on your face you're wondering if shes's awake? Yes she is and she's waiting for you two in the kitchen." John moved out the way so they could enter the house. Closing the door behind him John ushered them to the kitchen were they found the mother brunette sitting at the kitchen table eating at stack of chocolate chip waffles with an angry look on his face. She looked up from her plate and pointed with her fork towards the two chairs in-front of her motioning them to sit. The siblings gulped as they sat down not liking the silence in the room. John took a seat next to his wife before sighing. "I stayed up and made you two dozen waffles and finally brought them to you." He pointed towards Zoey and Xavier. "Can I go to bed now?" "Yes." She said in a firm tone as she cut her waffle in half and shoved it into her mouth. Without a moment to soon John got up and ran out of the room leaving the three alone in the kitchen. Delilah took the bottle of syrup and began to pour it on her waffles. Even when it looked like a efficient amount she continued to pour causing it to spill onto the table leaving the two siblings in a confused dazed. "Mom?" Xavier spoke nervously. "Don't you think that's enou- "Do you like dying Xavier?" Delilah mumbled as she continued. He shut up after that making it silent once more as the sound of Zoey's stomach grumbling a few times were the only things to be heard. Even her bowels seemed to be scared of what her mother was possibly going to do. "Honestly I don't even know what to say to you two. I'm already going crazy since I'm eating two dozen chocolate chip waffles which means I'm gonna be crapping my guts out the entire night." Delilah sighed before dropping her fork and knife onto the table. "You know what just go to bed I'll do with you two later, I gotta use the bathroom." "C-can I use it before you?" Zoey asked timidly. "I really, REALLY have to go." Delilah shooed her away as she watched Zoey race up the stairs with her hands clenched on her bottom. Looking at her son all she could do was sigh as she got up and headed towards the stairs. "Throw that out and wash the plate for me please." She said pointed to the plate full of syrup and waffle before heading up the stairs. Xavier pulled the plate towards him and began to cut up the waffle. If this was going to be his last meal of his teenage life then he better make most of it. "Dodge another bullet this time X. Let's just hope you don't wake up in a casket okay." He mumbled. |
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