By: WM215
Rosalina entered the atmosphere with her knees pulled to her chest, anticipating the huge splash her booty was bound to make when she landed in the ocean. In fact, she even put on a teal bikini before launching from her observatory. She closed her eyes to avoid seawater getting in them. It wasn't much longer before-
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Rosalina gasped as she realized her monster butt pulverized an ENTIRE GLACIER upon impact. As she looked around, she saw the land was covered in snow and ice as well.
"How odd...by my calculations, I should have landed in the summer hemisphere in the tropical region of a planet closer to the central star. Were my calculations wrong or--" Suddenly she gasped. She realized that, after launching from her observatory, she...may have let out a toot. But surely it wasn't more than a few million newtons! Could she have overshot her target by that much from a single bottom burp? Rosalina blushed at the thought when suddenly, her intestines growled, insufficiently satisfied. "Oh, dear...if this truly is an ice planet, then...if my bottom...belches a full sized...toot..." Rosalina blushed. "Oh, my stars...this planet might not-"
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"...WILL not be the same! But...maybe, if nothing else, I'll keep myself warm." The coming storm started to build up at her rear exit. "It's coming..." she grunted as she pushed...
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Green plumes of eggy gas fanned out behind her, spreading out as the vibrations of her butt shook the ground.
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Cracks in the ice upon which Rosalina sat rapidly spread, radiating from the epicenter of Rosalina's butt quake.
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The ice Rosalina sat on melted from the heat of her fart. A puddle of water formed beneath her, then it grew into a pool, and then a lake.
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The water bubbled as she continued passing gas. As the water grew warmer, more ice melted, and more water bubbled and released gas into the air. "Phew...The air is gaining a strong...flavor," Rosalina said, referring to the green clouds of eggy gas that began to fill the air. She flared her nostrils, taking in the stink. "Ohhhhh..." she shuttered in bliss. This felt more than right; it was as though the universe itself willed this moment.
"How would you like to be an ocean planet, dear? One wrapped in a thick, green atmosphere so you stay nice and warm in a blanket of gas for eons..." Rosalina cooed. She felt another bomb ready and in position. The ice had already melted as far as she could see, but the water was still cold and the temperature of the air wasn't high enough to be considered "bikini weather." However, what she had locked and loaded in her booty could change that. She bit her lower lip and pushed...
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A singular fart bubble began to expand behind her as it was inflated with her gas. It quickly grew to tower over her. She moaned as the gas left her huge, jiggling ass. The bubble grew to the size of a large hill, and the green clouds cast a shadow over her and the melted ocean, until suddenly...
It popped.
The force of the gas escaping the bubble propelled Rosalina through the air. The warm, eggy smog fresh from her bowels rose, displacing the chilly air. The motion of hot and cold air created winds that circulated the fart cloud throughout the planet's atmosphere. Rosalina was creating some "wind" of her own. She flew through the sky, her butt flapping as it pumped out thick, green gusts that filled the air. Her fart trail spread across the sky, covering the planet in green clouds that could be seen from outer space. After about five minutes, she had rocketed halfway around the planet. She witnessed the ice melting from the rapid increase in temperature. "You're getting nice and warm already..." she moaned as she sucked up the fumes through her nostrils. "Phew...Oh, that smell..." She greedily sniffed her own eggy farts.
After another five minutes, her fart ended, and she began to fall, butt first yet again. This time, she landed in a body of liquid water, which had melted since her arrival. She found a small mound with a hole in the top deep beneath the surface. She plopped her plump booty on the mound's crater. She grunted as she bore down on.
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Everything around Rosalina began to shake. The power of her fart blew a tunnel from the mound to a vein of magma deep below the planet's surface. She could feel a change occurring in the planet's depths. Suddenly, Rosalina began to hear massive explosions in the distance. The power of her butt blast, plus the volatility of her fart fumes, triggered volcanic activity around the globe, including beneath her. She felt an extreme heat of the mound begin to rise up to her big, farting butt. Much like Rosalina, the was also letting out a massive buildup. The mound upon which she sat was surely about to erupt, and soon! If Rosalina weren't underwater, she'd certainly moan from the pleasure of the magma's heat rising up to her massive cheeks. The seismic rumbles vibrated her ass flesh like a fart in pole dancing class.
This is it...blast off in three...
...two...
...one...
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Rosalina farted as the magma splashed against her cheeks, causing a massive explosion that managed to ignite her bikini bottom as she rocketed high into the warm, volcanic, farty sky.
"Oh, dear! Please don't look, my sweet little planet!" Rosalina gasped.
Beneath her, the lava began to cool. As the liquid's orange glow died down, a softened mass of stone began to form an island surrounded by ocean...
...when Rosalina's booty came crashing back down from the sky like a meteor.
BOOM
***
A few days passed. It was 87 degrees Fahrenheit at the new island, a record high for the region. Rosalina spent the time 'nursing' her little island on the transformed planet.
"There we go, all better!"
Rosalina lay on the sand that was created when her monster butt crushed part of the island's rock formation into powder. She moved it from a crater with a...familiar shape to the ocean's edge, creating a beach. She watched a few green wispy clouds pass overhead. "You aren't hurt too badly, are you?" she asked as she rubbed her hand on the sandy coastline. "You're so brave and strong for such a new little island!" she chuckled. "Next time, I'm bringing some mimosas to drink while I'm here. Then we can really have some fun!"