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My Son is a Sniffer Hi I'm Lizzy, basically I'm just an average house-wife like the lady next door. The only difference is, I like to fart! (or at least I admit it) Now you're probably wondering how a pretty little thing like me could do something so gross? LMAO. . . well truth is I think farting is funny! Don't you? Oh come on, you KNOW you do it too! (he-he) EVERYONE FARTS!!! Let's face it, laughing is the key to good health, happiness, and staying young. Not only do I think farting is funny, but I also think it's natural and see no point in holding them in. I guess the only difference between me and most people is that I admit it!! About one week before my menstrual cycle my farts stink real bad, as if something crawled up inside me and died. (That's how hubby describes them) Those muther fuckers come out of my ass burning and fill a room instantly like a nuclear bomb. My husband has actually pulled over on the freeway to get out of the car! (I was cracking up) It's not like I would bottle the scent and make perfume from it . . LMAO. . . . but I certainly don't mind smelling my own. But that's human nature I guess. . . . Seems we always like "our own." My son certainly is an exception to that rule as I found out!! He was kneeling on the floor in front of the couch playing his game cube when I went on the offensive. Since both his arms were sticking out from holding his game controller, I quickly had to step over them. Which brought my ass no more than a half inch infront of his face!! I figured he was just being a niave little boy and was just sniffing my fart beacuse I told him to, so I was sure as hell not gonna waste this opportunity. So while his nose was still buried between my cheeks. . .without warning I ripped one like a buzzsaw! That fucker STUNK, I could smell it instantly, pure sulphur and eggs! But instead of passing out, my son was sniffing harder than before, letting out sighs of enjoyment after each long sniff!! LMAO, he was enjoying it. . . and while I admit this was alittle weird, it was funny and I love to laugh. So, I figured what the hell. . .he's just being a weird little boy and I was rude enough to fart in his face in the first place. So I teasingly held the back of his head, pushing his face even deeper into my crack. I let a tiny puffer go, "smell good"? I asked laughing, "MMhMMM" was his muffled awnser, LOL. Every friday night I either order a pizza or I cook something very simple for the kids. Well last night I made hamburgers. I didn't have any potatoes to make home-made fries so I opened up a can of chili beans. I wasn't very hungry so I just ate the beans with chopped onions and cheddar cheese melted on top. Well all that night and early into the morning I was farting up a storm and once again my son was there to enjoy them. LMAO. . .again He was playing his games, this time on the couch, and I was playing with him, sitting to the right of him, dressed in a tank top and my comfy cotton athletic shorts. That's when the chili beans kicked in. . .LOL. I glanced over at Mikey mischeviously, I just couldint resist. "Mikey, mom's gotta fart, reeallll bad!" laughing, I tilted my ass in his direction. Almost imediatelty he dove down to my ass, haha. I shifted on my side further giving him better access to my ass. . . (he-he) He stuffed his face into my cheeks. Giggling, I gently spread my right butt-cheek with my free hand. .guiding his face into position, and my damn was it ever, LOL. Since I had cotton shorts on, his face dissapeard up my plump round ass, LMAO!! His nose was now pressing up to my hole, I could FEEL it!! He was going to get it good, and he did. Once again holding his head gently, I eased my fart out slowly, thid one lasted a good 8 seconds!! and with every second my fart lasted I pushed my ass backward alittle, like I was giving him a big smootch on the lips. Only difference was this was my asshole, and it was puckering against his nostrils, LMFAO!! Actually I think I almost felt his little nose start to slip into my hole alittle. . . this was getting alittle dirty, but hey it's just farts and I was laughing at the feeling of my burning gas flowing up my son's nose, HE-HE. Mikey kept begging for more, so I got into a more comfy postion. I asked him if he wanted to sniff mommy's farts while she played video games, he nodded, so . . .lol I layed on the couch on my stomach and beggan to play. Mikey burried his nose in my ass, I couldint help but laugh at how casual he was about it. Laying on my stomach really helped the gas to start flowing!! So, for the next hour I nonchalantly farted up his nose, putting all my concentration on the game I was palying (and sucking at) , he-he. I then got up to switch over to watch some tv, I stood infront of the tv, channel surfing. My son obviously wanted more farts as he got on the floor behind me, LOL!! This was just so much. . .FUN! I had more so without warning I backed my ass up against his face, farting immeditaely . . . just in time for hubby to walk into the room and witness what I just did!! You should of seen his WTF look on his face, LMAO. Smiling, I told hubby that Mikey likes it. Hubby just shook his head and left, telling me I'm gross. I decided to turn in early for the night, so with a reassuring peck on my son's cheek (followed by a puff on his nose, he-he) I went to bed. Only to find that hubby had passed out early aswell. I still had lots of gas, and seeing him laying there made me want to fart on his face (I think I felt alittle tingly too) , so I mounted his face, but before I could he already woke up and immeditaely pushed me off. He was pissy and asked what was wrong with me. . . I was secretly hoping he'd be submissive like Mikey was. . . and apreicate even my stinky farts beacuse they were from me! Ahwell, I let him have his way with me, he fucked me up the ass with a condom so I wouldint his jizz in my ass (hehe sorry for getting so detailed), all the while I painfully held in all my farts, not wanting to turn him off. Afterwards I showered before getting into bed ,and passed out in my tank top and a pair of firm fitting cotton panties. When I woke up hubby had already left for work, I had LOTS of gas (and I mean LOTS) just waiting to explode from my body, it was painful, it felt like none of my gas since last night in bed had escaped my ass. So witouht much though I bolted into my sons room to "wake him up" HEHEH. He was laying on his back (YES!! lol) so I quickly climbed onto his bed and sat on his face . . Definitely sitting down makes me fart. Seems like when ever I am driving my car or working on the computer I gotta fart. However walking and exercising has that effect as well. . . but mostly sitting down in an upright position makes me fart the most. So anyway my ass was planted firmly on my son's face. He imediately woke up as soon as my first hot morning sbd slid into his nose, hehe. "wanna nother one"? I asked in a cute teasing tone, to which my son kept replying "more more" muffled into my ass LMAO, to which I responded!! "moreBRUMMMPH!MOREbraaaap!" I was a fart machine that morning! The room was filling up with the stench of rotten eggs. Mikey was pushing his nose up my ass eargly snffing every trace of my gas up as I just kept farting on his face. This time, I DEFINITELY started to feel his nose actually working it's way into my asshole, and easily too. . . then it hit me, the anal with hubby. My hole was still extra elasticy and loose from last night.(OMG LMAO) Suddenly a huge gas bubble hit me with a sharp pain, this was gonna be BIG. It didn't take me long to make my next decision, I had already gone this far. . . Today is St. Patrick's Day so tonight I will be eating lots of corned beef-n-cabbage. And let me tell you. . . YUK!!! Cabbage farts smell the WORST!!! My poor son is going to die when I fart on him BARE ASS hahaha!! Ooops I just let one go! hehehe hey Mikey Wanna smell? |
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