My Hero Academia
by Unknown

PART 1

"Alright...new guy. Show us what you've got...I've gotta see where you rank before I can place you accordingly..." A tall man with long, messy black hair announced. Shit. Everyone's eyes were on me. My Quirk wasn't something I could exactly show off on a whim. Superhuman endurance? How was I supposed to show that off? "U-Uh...excuse me...sir? I might need some help with this..." "...eh?" He looked up from his clipboard and stared me dead in the face. I flinched a bit as our eyes connected. I spoke up again. "M-My Quirk isn't something I can really show off, you know...I need..." He cut me off mid sentence, mumbling. "Uh-huh...uh-huh...superhuman endurance...y'know kid, with a Quirk like that, why'd you bother applying? Not much you can do with that..." I looked down as I heard the other students start laughing behind me. I clenched my fists and stared back at him, with all the intensity I could muster. "Because, I'm determined. I know I can amount to something. It may not be the best Quirk, but it's something! And I know that if you give me a chance, I can..."

"Oh, will you SHUT UP ALREADY?" Before I knew it, my face was met with the fist of fellow student, Katsuki Bakugo. His fist exploded as it connected with my face, and as the smoke cleared, I was standing there, relatively unharmed. "Bakugo!" Our teacher shouted. "Control yourself. Step out of line again...you're out." Katsuki turned away. "Tch...bastard. Letting some loser like that in here..." He mumbled as he got back to where he was standing. I heard whispering among the students. "Did you see that? He took Katsuki's attack like nothing..." "Yeah, but Mr. Aizawa was right. What kind of good can a Quirk like that possibly be...?"

"Enough..." I heard Mr. Aizawa speak up. "I think I've got enough info here...new kid, you have your uses. With creativity...you may be able to shine brighter..." As he said that, I couldn't help but smile. My Quirk wasn't everything, but it was something, after all... "Alright...I think we can call it a day...we'll meet up here tomorrow for more training. Until then, you're free to do what you choose..." He glanced at Katsuki again. "...unless it's trouble." Not wanting to get on his bad side again, I chose to immediately get away from Katsuki. I went off to the cafeteria, where most of the students were headed. I got my food and looked around for an empty seat. I saw a girl with long black hair sitting by herself. I took my tray and sat down across from her. "H-Hi..." I said sheepishly. She looked up and said nothing, but continued munching on her food. I sighed and started eating.

A few minutes passed with nothing but silence. I nearly jumped when she DID speak. "Cool Quirk." I looked up and saw her staring at me, her big round eyes unblinking. "U-Uh, yeah. Thanks..." She tapped her chin as she continued. "I bet it'd have its uses." I continued eating so I could keep talking, but she beat me to it. "You could disarm explosives...no risk if you mess up. You could be a punching bag for Katsuki..." Geez, she was blunt. But she seemed genuine, so I guess it was okay. "I bet you could even withstand toxic gases and stuff. Heh." I exhaled deeply and answered her. "Yeah, that's true. I haven't really tested my Quirk outside of physical damage, though..." "Now's my chance to make a friend here. Speak up!", I thought to myself. Again, she beat me to it. "Sure, I'll help you figure your Quirk out." ...Was she a mind reader...?

"B-By the way, what's your Quirk? Oh, and your name if you don't mind?" She slurped up the last of her food with an amazingly long tongue. Almost like a- "Tsuyu Asui. But you can call me Tsuyu. My Quirk...you just saw it. I'm a frog-girl." Okay...Wasn't expecting that..."W-Well it's nice to meet you, Tsuyu." She nodded. "Front gate in about an hour. I'll meet you there." And with that, she got up and left. I sat there, a bit dumbfounded. My Quirk seemed so boring in comparison. But both she and Mr. Aizawa made good points. It COULD have its uses. I got up, returned the tray, and went off on my way for an hour.

As I sat on a bench in front of the school, I couldn't help but watch all the students peacefully. At least, until I felt a whiplash on my back "O-OW!" I yelled as I jumped up and turned around. It was Tsuyu. Her tongue was the culprit. "What happened to your Quirk?" I winced and rubbed at my back. "I need warning to activate it...I'm not just some walking, invincible shield or something..." She tilted her head and poked at her chin again. "Sounds stupid." I sighed and looked down. She made me look back up with her tongue. "Come on. We're headed to my house for training." I couldn't help but blush. "Y-Your house? Won't anyone..." "Nah. No one's there right now. It'll be fine." Okay then. To Tsuyu's house it is.

About half an hour later, we reached her house. It wasn't too fancy, but not some rundown shack either. Just about right, I guess. She invited me in, kicked off her shoes, and headed to what I assumed was her room. I did the same and followed her. She was already sitting on her bed hunched over. She sat back and pulled off her socks as well. It was already a bit awkward, so I tried to joke with her. "Wow...what kind of frog girl doesn't even have webbed toes? Some sort of frau-" She whipped me across the face before I finished. "Ow." She laid back, kicking her feet playfully a bit before sitting back up. "Test time?" Was all that she said. "Test time...? You mean tomorrow? We're supposed to..." She shook her head. "No. Test time. I'm helping you, remember? You didn't forget already, did you? Maybe that's part of your Quirk too..."

"No, no...I didn't forget. I did think you were kidding though. Well, we know I'm effective against physical attacks. We all saw Katsuki deck me...um, toxic attacks were next. Do you have chemicals here...?" I immediately started to worry. She tapped her chin again. "Maybe. Put this on." She tossed me a blindfold and I immediately put it on and sat on her bed. "Now what...?" I heard her leave the room, then come back not even a minute later. "Activate your Quirk." I did as she instructed and signaled her. "I guess we'll know if you can withstand this or not if you drop dead. Heh." Oh, real nice. I waited for her next command, but she said nothing. "Um, I don't know if you did anything, but I don't feel anything different. Something really stinks, though. I heard her mumbling and then nothing. "Can I take the blindfold off now? Or are there more tests?" I felt her hand me something else. Felt like headphones. "Put those on. Keep the blindfold too."

At this point, I was ready to leave. I barely knew this girl, and she was ordering all this? "If it's for my Quirk, I guess..." I put on the headphones and sat there, activating my Quirk once again. The smell worsened, and I felt like I wanted to gag. I spoke a bit louder than normal "Are we done yet??" I asked. I felt her lift the headphones off one ear. "Shhhh..." She set it back on, and the "test" continued. I felt something under my nose, and a faint burst of wind hit me in the face. Was she actively trying to kill me now? I kept my Quirk activated, but the smell was even worse. I guess if I wasn't immune, I'd be dead now, at the cost of the horrible smell. "I-I guess I'm immune, Tsuyu! I don't feel any different! I felt her lay me down and I started to worry again. I mean, I was safe so far, so I guess it was okay, but still. I felt the same burst of wind from before, but it was longer this time. Maybe she had a machine pumping stuff out? I didn't know the answer, but I did know that the smell kept getting worse. "Okay, Tsuyu, I appreciate the help but I think we're done here!" I pulled off the headphones, then the blindfold as I attepted to sit up, but something stopped me.

As I pulled the blindfold off, I saw that it wasn't a machine, but instead...Tsuyu's ass. "T-T-TSUYU?! W-What are you...? I was dumbfounded. She looked back at me and blinked a couple times. "Oops." I pushed her off of me and stood up. "What were you just DOING TO ME??" She tapped her chin faster than before. "I had gas. Heh." I felt like an idiot. If I had a Quirk that made me stronger, I wouldn't be able to guarantee her safety. I felt like Katsuki probably did earlier. I clenched my fist and---

She hugged me. I couldn't see her face, but she was holding on tight. "Friends?" She asked in the most sincere voice I've heard all day. I patted her head and then hugged her back. "Y-Yeah...we're friends." She tightened her squeeze and looked up at me. "Good." On that note she let another fart loose, and poked me with her tongue. "Heh. You're immune."

"Oh, Tsuyu..."

PART 2

The next day was easy. Nothing but Quirk practice. After the Bakugo incident, Mr. Aizawa allowed me to sit out today. Which was good, because all I could think of was Tsuyu's "test". I still couldn't believe she'd be bold enough to just do that to a guy she just met. I shrugged it off and watched the other students. Some had really cool Quirks. Others...not so much. After a while, Aizawa gave the clear to stop and let us go on our way. I headed to the cafeteria, got my food, and started looking for Tsuyu. She was at the same table as yesterday, but someone else was with her. They looked like they were in a deep conversation. "Oh no..." I stammered. "She wouldn't..."

I tried to walk as quickly as I could to the table without making it obvious I was in a rush. Tsuyu noticed me and waved me over. "Hey." Was all that came out of her mouth. I smiled and greeted her back, and then the other person, who I now noticed was another girl, pouted and cleared her throat. "Ummm, Tsuyu? Aren't you going to introduce me?" She leaned her cheek on her hand and did just that. "This is Ochako Uraraka." She looked at Ochako and blinked. "Is that a good enough intro?" Ochako frowned and crossed her arms. "Yeah, I guess." I sat down next to Tsuyu and nodded. "Nice to meet you, Ochako." Wow. she was really cute up close. Neck-length brown hair styled into a bob, and big brown eyes, with the cutest smile I've seen in a long time.

"Sooo...Tsuyu tells me you guys are pretty close? Kinda cool that you spent the day together yesterday. I mean, school just started..." I immediately froze. What else did she tell her...? Ochako was still talking. "it's cool that you guys got so close, so fast. I mean, I tend to think I'm outgoing, but I don't think I'd feel comfortable inviting a guy over to my house, and-" Tsuyu interrupted. "Ochako." I think she realized she was going on a bit too long because she blushed and covered her mouth. "I'm inviting him over again today. If he wants, I guess." I jumped. "Um, actually, I..." Ochako jumped in. "Oh! Can I come, too? I've got nothing to do today..." I looked back and forth frantically. "Um, guys, really, I can't ma-" Tsuyu slurped up the last of her food and tapped her chin. "Sure. We're going to help him with his Quirk training." I felt my stomach tense up.

"Quirk training?" Ochako asked. "What kind of Quirk training?" I jumped in as fast as I could. "U-Uh, well, I have superhuman endurance, remember? So I need help. People hitting me and stuff. Seeing how much I can take and all that..." I laughed nervously, noticing Tsuyu staring at me from the corner of my eye. She nodded. "Yep. That." Ochako stood up and bounced playfully. "That sounds fun! Count me in!" She took her tray and went to go return it. I pleaded with Tsuyu immediately. "Tsuyu. Promise me. Y-You can't mention what happened yesterday to Ochako. O-Or anyone for that matter!" She nodded slightly. "I know. I wouldn't do that to you." I felt a bit of relief as I sighed. "T-Thanks, Tsuyu..."

We ended up meeting Ochako outside the school gates, and went to Tsuyu's house from there. Still as empty as yesterday. "Wow, Tsuyu, your house is so comfy! Can I move in?" Ochako joked, but Tsuyu took it seriously. "No." Ochako pouted and continued looking around. "So where are we going to do the training. Do you have a secret room, or..." Tsuyu tapped her chin. "My bedroom." Ochako blushed and alternated looking at me and Tsuyu. "Y-Your bedroom is where you're training him...?" I was ready to interrupt at any minute, but she didn't say anything. She just nodded and pointed to the front door first. "Shoes off." Ochako slipped hers off and left them there, I did the same. Tsuyu led us upstairs and into her room.

"Get comfy." Ochako was already way ahead of her, plopping herself down on Tsuyu's bed, swinging her feet back and forth. "Wowwww, Tsuyu, your bed is so comfortable!" She started. "So, how about we start the training?" Tsuyu tapped her chin and looked right at me. "We were checking his immunity to toxic gases." I felt my body stiffen up as Ochako asked about it. "Toxic...gases? That doesn't sound very safe. Are you sure we shouldn't be outside or something?" I interrupted before the conversation went further. "W-We found that I'm immune to stuff like that, so maybe we should try something else...?" Tsuyu shook her head. "No, I want to do this again. My stomach is a little upset anywa-" I loudly cleared my throat, which made her realize she was about to slip. "Oops. Heh."

Ochako looked puzzled. "Y-Your stomach hurts, Tsuyu? But why would that have anything to do with toxic...gas.....training......." The room went silent as Ochako suddenly stared at me. "Wait a second...did you...did she...?" Panicking now, I tried to change the subject "O-Ochako, why don't you see how hard you can hit me? You never told me your Quirk, by the way. It's gotta be super strength, right?" I laughed nervously, but she maintained her blank expression. Suddenly, she bursted into a yell. "T-THAT'S DISGUSTING!" "No. It was pretty fun. Heh. Watch." Suddenly, Tsuyu tripped me with her tongue, and I fell onto the floor hard on my back. Before I could get up, My head was weighed down by Tsuyu's ass, and my face was enveloped by her rancid gas. I tried getting her off, but she had my arms pinned down as well. I heard her talking to Ochako. "See? It's fun. And it helps him, too." She got off, and I sat up, rubbing the back of my head. "D-Dammit...that hurt..."

After shrugging off the pain, I looked up, only to be greeted by Ochako's butt directly in my face. "U-Um...like this...?" She lifted her skirt and blasted me with some of her own gas. It wasn't as bad as Tsuyu, but bad nonetheless. "O-OCHAKO!" I yelled, and she giggled. "I'm sorry. I just had to try it. W-was your Quirk activated...? Yeah, because that would block out the smell. "No, it wasn't. What the hell got into you two?" Tsuyu tapped her chin, taking the question seriously, apparently. "Some pretty nasty food." Ochako giggled, and patted her stomach. "Yeah, I don't know what was wrong with the food today, but now that you mention it, my stomach has been hurting a little, too. They both looked at eachother, and then at me. "N-No way. I'm out of here." I tried leaving the room, but noticed that I felt weightless. I hit my head on the ceiling and looked down. "W-What the hell...?" Ochako and Tsuyu were staring at me from the floor and they both waved playfully.

"That's my Quirk! Zero Gravity! Whatever I touch begins to float. Normally, I can't use this too much without vomiting, but lucky for me, you're pretty light!" I tried "swimming" my way down, but Tsuyu wrapped her tongue around my leg and yanked me down before I could make any progress. "Don't leave, 'kay?" Tsuyu said while she stared at me. "Will YOU two stop doing what you're doing, then?" She tapped her chin again. "Hmmm...no. Heh." She quickly sat on my face again and let another fart fly. It stunk just as bad as the first and I tried getting up, but I still felt weightless. I couldn't control anything properly. I heard Ochako speak up. "H-Hey! Don't leave me out of this!" I felt her try and squeeze her butt up againt Tsuyu's and onto my face, although she kept slipping off occasionally. I activated my Quirk, because it was obvious I wasn't going anywhere. If I could spare myself the pain, that's better than nothing...

Tsuyu and Ochako both took turns farting directly in my face. Tsuyu passed more often than Ochako, and her's smelled worse, but the combination of both of them was just too intense. After awhile, Tsuyu crawled forward onto my body to keep it weighed down, but she kept her ass pointed directly towards my face. Ochako took notice of that and readjusted herself so that she was dead center on my face, smothering me completely. "I-Is this helping you...?" I couldn't tell if she was joking or serious. "I hope so, because I'm almost out...but that means the next few should be really stinky!" I cringed at the thought, but she was right. The next couple farts she let out were stronger than anything so far, even dwarfing Tsuyu's. I heard Tsuyu speak up. "Wow, Ochako. Those are bad. Really bad. Heh."

Ochako gasped and started aruging with her, which resulted in her bouncing slightly on my face. "S-So?? Yours were much worse!" With that, she let out another one, longer than the others, and more powerful. I felt my face vibrate from the sheer force of it. I couldn't take this anymore. I started wondering if my Quirk could protect me from death by embarrassment. I heard Ochako groan. "Aw, guess that's it..." She stood up, fixed her skirt, and dusted herself off, looking down at me. I-I'm so sorry! I just got kind of into it. I didn't want to be outdone by Tsuyu..." Tsuyu stood up as well, and I started to float upwards. "Oh! I forgot!" Ochako pressed her fingers together and I fell back to the ground. "Feel better?" She asked in a polite voice. I got up and looked at them. "I don't think I'm going to U.A. anymore. Ochako gasped and Tsuyu tapped her chin hurriedly. "No! I'm sorry! We're not going to tell anyone if that's what you're thinking." Ochako hugged me, and I felt Tsuyu hug me from behind. "We promise."

The next day, we had to split up into groups of two. We'd be heading to Ground Beta, a training simulator that would help us use our Quirks in hostile situations. Mr. Aizawa was allowing us to choose our partners based on our Quirks. Not surprisingly, no one wanted to pair up with me. "Hey...someone needs to pick the new guy..." He spoke as slowly and monotone as always. No one said anything. "Me! Me! I'll pair up with him!" It was Ochako's voice. Mr. Aizawa cracked a slight smile, and nodded. "Good...go get changed into your Hero outfits, and meet up at the training ground in twenty minutes. "Hey, new guy..." Aizawa beckoned me over. "Don't have a hero outfit yet, right? We made one for you...based on your Quirk..." I felt a strong hand on my shoulder and I turned around. "A-A-All...M-Might..." I stared at the muscular, blonde man standing right in front of me. He had shadowy eyes and a huge grin. I'd recognize him anywhere. I knew he worked here, but I hadn't seen him until now. "Here you are, future hero!" He spoke in a booming voice as he handed me an outfit. It looked like a sort of futuristic set of knight's armor. It wasn't as heavy as it looked.

Once I was changed, Ochako and I headed to the grounds to meet up with everyone. Aizawa and All Might were at the front, briefing us on what we'd be doing. Disarming explosives within a set time limit. Once we were informed, each group set off into a different building. Ochako and I walked off to our building. "Wait!" She said. "Let's try and reach high ground. It might be easier heading down, rather than up." She touched me, and I started to float upwards. Upon getting close enough to an open window, I pulled myself into the building. Not a minute later, Ochako joined me. She pressed her fingers together, and we both landed on the floor. "Okay. Mister Aizawa said we had an hour to defuse two bombs. He gave us extra time because you're new. Lucky!" I opened and closed my fists, prepping myself. "Y-Yeah. real lucky, huh?" She nodded and we started running down the hall, seaching high and low for the bombs. "Ochako, maybe we should start with harder to reach areas, first. "Hmm..." She gasped. "Air vents!" She dashed off to look for one, with me trying to keep up with her.

"O-Ochako! Wait! We have plenty of time!" By the time I rounded the corner, she was already crawling into one. I followed her into it in case she found a bomb. "D-Damn, this goes on forever, huh?" Ochako grumbled. "U-Uh-oh..." I looked ahead, trying not to stare at her ass for too long. "Uh-oh? Uh-oh what...? Did you find one?" I heard her making noises. "N-No...cancelling my Quirk messed with my stomach...it hurts so bad..." I blinked in disbelief "Ochako, are you saying..." She yelled in embarrassment. "I'm so sorry!" I heard her shriek as she lost control of herself and started farting in my direction. It was horrible. She kept crawling as fast as she could, but with each movement, another fart escaped her. I couldn't turn around, so I had to keep going. Her farts were unbearable. For such a cute girl, she had some horrible smelling gas. I tried holding my breath whenever I could, but they were too constant. I tried being sympathetic with her. "It's okay, Ochako. They're not that bad." They were. I started to wonder if she had more than one Quirk.

"I-I hope not...I'm still sorry, though. After this, you never have to speak with me again..." Within that sentence alone, she let out 3 more farts. "J-Just keep crawling..." I insisted. The smell was so thick, I couldn't think straight. I almost forgot we had a time limit. "I-I see a way out!" She yelled. She scurried faster, and I tried to keep up. Upon, reaching the exit, she got halfway out before yelping. "What's wrong, Ochako?" I asked. She tried to stall, but eventually told me. "I-I'm stuck...m-my waist..." I blinked in disbelief. "What." She started kicking. "I'm stuuuuck!" I held my face in my hands and sighed. Not only was I going to fail my first real assignment, but I'd be stuck in this air vent with a very gassy Ochako for the next 40 minutes. She kept letting them fly, and after each one, I heard her whine in embarrassment. "Please don't smell them!" She pleaded. If only that were possible. They smelled like rotten eggs, and I was ready to pass out. Most likely because I had my Quirk activated since before we got into the building.

I tried keeping track of the time to the best of my ability. I'm sure we had less than ten minutes remaining. Ochako had no intentions of stopping. She was still going strong, and the air vent was filled with her stench. "Ochako...try to control it...if you're embarrassed now, just think of if Aizawa or All Might come looking for us. She tensed up. "I-I have to get rid of all of it!" I blinked. "T-That's not what I-" She came at me hard and fast. She was pushing them out relentlessly. They were longer, louder, and smelled worse. Her butt jiggled with each release, and I heard her groaning with each push. I couldn't take it anymore. Between my Quirk and the smell that surrounded me, I passed out...

When I came to, I was back at U.A., in the Nurse's Office. "Oh, my. Look who decided to wake up...All Might, be a dear and fetch Ochako for me?" I vaguely made out the shadows going out and coming into the room. I heard a voice speak softly. "H-How are you feeling...?" It was her. I smiled weakly and gave a thumbs up. I heard her giggle and grab my hand. "Thank goodness..." She leaned in close and whispered "You know, when they found us, most of the you-know-what had faded. No one noticed a thing." I barely saw her smile that adorable smile of hers. "T-That's good. I'm glad." She nodded, and then stood back up. "Guess I'll let you rest up a bit...feel better, okay? She ruffled my hair, and then left the room. The nurse spoke up. "You know, that girl was very worried about you. Please watch over her if you can. She seems to look up to you a lot."

I nodded sleepily and then passed back out...