By: JumpGalleons
“And that’ll be 15.79. Have a nice day.” The woman sighed as the car pulled over. She looked at the tablet display in front of her. Four customers, all day. She leaned on the counter as her stomach rumbled and stared out the window. This was gonna be a long day.
She studied her reflection. She was a fairly pale woman with light green eyes. A visor surrounded her black hair which was neatly wrapped in a bun. A dark green hoodie hung around her red Murky’s polo and barely brushed the stool she was sitting on. Her black leggings which tightly wrapped her ass and legs ended just before her blue sneakers. She was lanky, but well-defined.
She pursed her lips as her stomach fought against her. She looked around. Rhea was up front, Cherelle was in the back, and Hannah should be in her office. The black-haired lady readjusted herself on the stool and bit her bottom lip. pspspspspspssspsffsfssfsfsSSSTTTT!!!!!! A mostly-silent fart slithered out of her asshole and was mostly muffled by the stool. She brought out her phone and basked in the smell.
“ERIN!” She sat straight on her stool and frantically shoved her phone into her pocket. “What have I told you about being on your phone during work?!” Her manager’s nose wrinkled. “And what is that smell?!” Erin quickly slammed the window shut. “Sorry, there must have been a dead squirrel outside or something.” As her boss waved her hand in front of her face, she regained her composure. “Now Erin, you know the rules.” “But Hannah, there’s no one out-” “No buts! Now, I want you to study Rhea and see what she’s doing right.” Her boss glared at her. “Now I don’t want to bring up termination, but you can only mess up so many times before getting… dealt with.” The manager walked over to Rhea, and started whispering to her. Hannah and Rhea looked back and forth between Erin at various points. Erin sighed and looked out the window.
Erin knew she was a loser. She had dropped out of the local community college and at the age of 25, she was still working in the local Murky’s Burgers taking orders for a living. At least Rhea had an excuse. She was still in college, a prestigious university too, and was just here for the summer. As Hannah walked back to her office, she glanced over at her coworker.
Rhea was busy taking someone’s order, but even from the back, Erin noticed her bubbly personality. She bounced on her heels causing her smooth blonde hair that rested right below her shoulders to jump around. Erin’s eyesight wandered slowly down below her waist and gazed at her coworker’s ass. It was huge, barely contained by the brown khaki shorts that surrounded it. With every tap of Rhea’s heel, the two globes bounced up and down, up and down, up and down.
“Hey Erin!” Her eyes shot up at her coworker. As a customer walked away, Rhea’s smiling freckled face turned around to face the drive-thru. “So I guess you’re my understudy today, huh?” She leaned on the counter. She grabbed her stomach with one arm and over-exaggeratedly grabbed onto the walls with the other. “Oh Erin, I don’t know if I feel so good.” Rhea said dramatically. She mocked faux-sweat from her forehead as she slowly walked over to the stool where the black-haired lady sat. The blonde swung her hips back and forth. “Oh Erin, I think I ate something expired!” She planted her butt right on the side of Erin’s jacket. “Erin, I think I’m gonna-” BRBRBRBRRRBBBRBROOROOROROOROROPOPORPPPRPROROORTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Rhea jumped away from the gas blast laughing, Erin sat slack-jawed at her coworker’s action. Erin had always had a thing for farts. She could never place why she found them attractive. Perhaps it was the social taboo against it, especially for ladies. Perhaps it was a way to feel powerful. Erin didn’t know, and in all honesty, she didn’t really care. She purposely ate a diet of broccoli, beans, and chicken daily, so that when she could go home, she could lie in her bed, rip ass, and feel ecstasy. She took a deep breath to savor what her friend had made, then remembered where she was.
She fake coughed and waved her hand in front of her face as Rhea doubled over in laughter. “Jeez Rhea, what did you eat? It must have been… something really bad. And gross. Wow, that smells bad.” Erin’s flat delivery barely concealed her inner glee. As the blonde contained herself and pushed the hair out of her face, she looked at Erin with an enormous smile. “Nope, just normal food. I’ve always been gassy, y’know.” Her smile slowly shrunk as she looked at the black-haired woman’s stoic expression. “Why aren’t you laughing?”
Erin quickly let an authentic grin show. “Right, right, hahaha. That was… funny, that was good stuff, Rhea.” Rhea stared at her for a moment with a puzzled expression. “Yeah, yeah.” Erin noticed an annoyed customer at the counter. Finally, a distraction. “HEY RHEA!” She calmed herself down. “Hey, sorry, Rhea, you’ve got people, you should probably go deal with that.” The blonde scratched the back of her head and readjusted her visor. “Yeah, I guess so.” As she started towards the front, Rhea suddenly dashed for the owner’s door. “Hey Erin, can you cover this real quick, thanks, bye!” Erin stared as her coworker slammed Hannah’s door. “Weird kid.”
Rhea opened the door with force. “Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!” The manager sighed and kept her eyes on the computer monitor. Hannah was wearing a white button-up shirt that framed her breasts perfectly. It was tucked into grey dress-pants, all held up by a black belt. Her black glasses rested on her firm face. Her straight brown hair lay loose right below her shoulders. “What is it, Rhea?” As Rhea closed the door, she grabbed hold of the top of a chair. “Look, I just came up with the idea for an awesome prank.” “Rhea, that’s great, but you’re at work right now. I’m at work right now.”
“No, it’s for someone here. Look, Erin has been really bored-” The manager rolled her eyes. “Rhea, I can’t change the number of customers that go through the drive thru. As for Erin, she could always be mopping or scrubbing down the grill. It’s not my fault she’s always on her phone.” Rhea made a frustrated noise. “Look Hannah, what I’m saying is that if we prank her, her, y’know, efficiency could go up and stuff. Look, she’s on her phone right now, are you saying you want that?” “What?!” The boss stood up with an expression of surprise, anger, and disappointment. “Even after I explicitly told her…” The boss stared through the window for a bit before turning to her employee. “What do you have in mind?”
“We’re gonna fart on a burger and have Erin eat it!” Rhea’s wide smile beamed straight at a confused Hannah. “What?” Rhea quickly repeated, “I said we’re-.” “No, I heard that, I just, do you have any idea how unsanitary that is? And why would she find it funny?” Hannah’s hard questions didn’t faze Rhea in the slightest. “Farts are funny! It’s that simple.” As her boss thought, Rhea drummed along the rim of the chair with her fingers. “Y’know, she’s still on her phone out there.” The manager stared back at her. “Alright, fine, let’s do it. Let’s prank her.” Rhea shot one arm into the air and fist pumped. “Yes!”
The two women walked back into the kitchen where someone was leaning against a griddle turned off. She was also wearing tight black leggings and had her hair tied up in an enormous bun. Her red polo was stained with various oils and condiments. She was tall compared to the others, standing about six feet tall. “Cherelle, we need your help!” Rhea yelled. “Sshhh!!!” Hannah put her index finger up to her lips and closed the door carefully. “You want Erin to know about this?” “Wait, what’s going on, Hannah?” the cook asked.
“You are going to help us prank Erin.” The cook crossed her arms and sat on the counter. “Alright, what are you gonna do? Spill mustard on her? Put in a bunch of fake orders?” She kicked her legs in the air nonchalantly as she listened. “We’re gonna fart on a burger and make her eat it!” Rhea excitedly whispered. Cherelle’s expression dramatically changed to one of disgust. “What?! That’s nasty?! Hannah, you are running a restaurant and you’re letting this go on?” The boss adjusted her glasses and stared at the line cook. “Yes, I am. Erin has been slacking and we need to teach her a lesson.” Cherelle closed her eyes and shook her head. “No, that’s foul.” Hannah sighed. “I’ll give you overtime.” The chef pursed her lips in both anger and thought. “Fine.” As she walked over, Rhea turned to Hannah. “Wait, does that mean I get overtime too?” “We’ll talk about it.” Hannah looked at the line cook. “Cherelle, we’re gonna need four patties.” “Four?” The boss betrayed a slight smile. “Well, we’ll need fuel, won’t we?”
When the burgers were ready and assembled, the three women grabbed the food and dug in. As Hannah took a bite and swallowed, she said, “You know, I’ve never had a Murky’s burger before.” Her two employees stared at her shocked as they ate. “You own a franchise and you’ve never had any of their food?” “I’ve had the salad!” Rhea took a bite and smiled. “Well, you know the urban legend, don’t you?” Cherelle’s stomach rumbled as she put an arm across it. “Oh, hold on-” She put her hand on the counter and leaned forward. PRORPRRORPRORPRBRBRORORRBTTBTBTPTPTPTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As she stood back up and inhaled her product, she nearly gagged. “Oh my, that smells like a week-old burrito!” Rhea burst into laughter as Hannah ate the last bite of her meal. “C’mon Cherelle, let’s try to aim here, remember?”
“Yeah, c’mon Cherelle, do this.” Rhea jumped on the counter, squatted on the burger, and grunted. plplppplplpPLPLFPLFPFLPFLPFBPLBBPTBTBPTLBTBTBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A trumpet-like noise erupted out of Rhea’s ass accompanied by the smell of burnt rubber and days-old eggs. She jumped off the table bursting with laughter. “See Hannah, what did I tell you?!”
“Wait, wait, I think I’m ready to go again.” Cherelle had steadied herself and approached the counter. “I got an idea.” She slowly pulled her black leggings down, exposing her dark brown buttcheeks only covered by panties. Sweat was running down each globe as she aimed towards the burger. FTTFTFLTLFLTLLFORORLFORLFORLFORRPRPRPTPPTTPTP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her panties noticeably darkened with the moisture that spit out of her asshole. Cherelle exhaled with an odd sense of pride. “How was that, chief?
Hannah’s stomach rumbled loudly. “You were asking if I knew the urban legend.” She aimed her mouth at the burger and let loose. URUORUORURUORORPRPRRPRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! She tasted the burger she had eaten, only now mixed in with rotten fruit and unwashed toilets. “The urban legend that says the first Murky’s burger you eat gives you uncontrollable gas?” She unbuckled her belt and let her dress pants drop to the floor. “Let me tell you gals.” She slowly maneuvered her panties down her legs and let them drop. “It’s not a legend.” She grabbed the burger, held it between her buttcheeks, and let loose.
FFRFRFRRTTRTRTRRTTTLPLPRLRPLTPPRLTRPLPBLPBLPBLPLBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- What had started off with a high squeak had quickly introduced some wetness, causing a warbling change to the pitch. PLBLBRPTTTT!!!BLRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! FLFLLFLLTTTTT!!!! Three quick farts shot out and Hannah felt the impact of each one through the sandwich. RLRLLRLRRFFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LTBPRBLPRTTTTT!!!! Two low rumblers spread from his ass and caused her cheeks to noticeably vibrate. LPLBRPLBPLBPLRLTPLBRPPPPPPPPPPPTT!!!!!!!!! - Hannah had let loose a deep grunt when this had started, but now let her asshole make all the noise. LBPLRBPLTPTLRPLBFPBFPLFBPFB-PBLFBRFTRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A wet dribbler finished off the onslaught.
Cherelle stared at her with horror as Rhea fell on the floor laughing. “Girl, you’re nasty!” Cherelle cried, right before a quick fart escaped her ass. sssSPSPLRRRRRRBBBBB!!!!!!! “We’re all nasty, Cherelle, get used to it.” Hannah removed the burger from her ass and brought it up to her face. It steamed her glasses before the manager rapidly removed it and held it at arm’s length. “I think it’s good.” She picked up a piece of beef that had fallen off and tasted it before immediately spitting it out. “Yeah, this is great. Let’s go.” As Cherelle and Hannah pulled their pants back up, Rhea ran over to her manager.
“Wait, wait, wait, Hannah! I think I got a little bit left in me.” Rhea grabbed the burger, shoved up to her khakied ass, and closed her eyes. BBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBRBRBRBRPRBPRBRPBRPRBRPBTPRBRPBTPRBTPRPRBRPTPBTPRBTPRBTPRBTRPBTPRBTPRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It sounded like a horde of motorcycles coming down the freeway. It smelled like they had left the freezer door open all night. Rotting beef, moldy cheese, expired lettuce, and the scent of pure shit left Rhea’s asscheeks. As the gas slowly stopped, she stepped away from her explosion of filth. She scratched the back of her head and stepped back. “Sorry guys, I was expecting more. I shouldn’t have wasted your time on a little one.” “A LITTLE ONE?!” Hannah and Cherelle yelled.
Erin busted open the kitchen door. “Hey, are you guys alright? I heard a lot of low rumbling and yelling. Was there a rat or something? Cherelle, there are twenty people in the drive thru right now, why aren’t there any patties on the grill?” The three women stood awkwardly staring at the employee until Rhea broke the silence. “Yeah, you see, Cherelle here, when she went to go get the patties for the order, she got locked in the freezer. And, and the freezer got stuck! So we had to, you know, bust her out. Right?” As she looked around, Hannah and Cherelle nodded nervously. “Yeah, yeah.” “That’s how it went down.”
Erin squinted her eyes with suspicion. “Ok then, if you say so.” She spotted the rancid burger in Rhea’s hand. “Hey, is that my lunch? I’ve been waiting for like an hour!” The worker grabbed the sandwich out of the blonde’s hand and took it out to the eating area. Rhea and Hannah stared nervously at Erin as she studied the burger. “Twenty people?!” Cherelle asked loudly. “I gotta get back to work, I better get overtime for that, Hannah!” The manager distractedly waved her hand. “Yeah, yeah, whatever.”
Erin sat down at an empty table and looked at the burger. Murky’s wasn’t particularly fresh, but this looked beyond inedible. The buns were soggy, sticking to Erin’s fingers. The lettuce had acquired a brown tinge to its color. As she leaned in, the smell hit her nose. A combination of ass sweat, moldy beef, and dead skunk emanated off the sandwich. While it smelled vile, Erin was so hungry that she had to eat it. She took a bite.
The taste was indescribable. It tasted like the burger had been thrown out and marinated in trash juice for months. She swallowed it in horror. What could they have done back there that would have made it taste like- Her eyes widened. She knew. She couldn’t believe her coworkers, her friends, would have farted on a burger and made her eat it. She stared it over. This was covered in the sweat and stench of people she considered close. She closed her eyes and ate it ravenously.
Chunks of burger flew everywhere. Erin ate her meal like it was the last food on Earth. After the last bite, she licked her fingers dry to get every bit of the taste. Hannah watched astonished while Rhea celebrated. “See, see, I told you she would like it.” “Yeah, I guess so.” Erin rushed back to her coworkers. “Man, I don’t know what you guys did to that burger, but it was incredible!” Hannah crossed her arms and smiled. “Well guess what, if you keep off your phone, you can have that every lunch.” Erin smiled. “Guess what, though. Your break just ended. Get back to work!”
As Erin sat back down on her stool, she smiled and stared out the window. “Hello? Hello?! Is there anybody there?! Hello?” She frantically threw on her headset and leaned into the mic. “Hello, welcome to Murky’s Burgers. Can I start you off with-” She froze as a rush of gas erupted from her mouth. EEOEORUOREUROUURURPRPRUPRURPTTTPTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She recoiled from the mic and the stench. She could taste everything she just ate come back up, although this time even more spoiled. There was no way the person on the other end didn’t hear that. Silence on both sides of the mic. “Hello? There was a loud noise and then you cut out.” Erin breathed a size of relief. Maybe it wasn’t so bad working here after all.