Mrs. Claus: Disciplinary Action
by ploxiet

It is the night of Christmas Eve and Lucas is sleeping peacefully in his large bed, alone in his bachelor pad. Lucas isn't the nicest of guys, often having heated one night stands that tend to end in some form of abuse from him, never being able to hold a stable relationship due to his attitude and arrogance. Just as his subconsciousness dream state is about to bring him to his wet climax from a large breasted girl bouncing on a trampoline, he is forced awake from sounds of movement in his room.

"Who's there? Show yourself!" Lucas shouts as he sits himself up, squinting in the darkness in an attempt to make something out. Before he has time to turn on his bedside light, he is tackled onto his back by two small figures. As he stares up slightly dazed and confused, a white shape appears above his head with a dark center. In an instant it starts making a noise similar to a chainsaw trying to rev up and he is suddenly swamped with a toxic smelling warmth that saps all of his strength, causing him to pass out.

A sudden jerking movement causes Lucas to wake up coughing, his nose still not empty of whatever that smell was. He quickly looks at his surroundings and is completely dumbfounded. He finds himself in the back of what appears to be a flying sleigh being pulled along by 8 reindeer, a slim female donned in red and white at the front holding the reins.

"Ahh... Rise and shine sleepy head, I hope your fart induced hangover isn't too intense." The lady says as she turns around smiling at Lucas still only in his boxers. "If you're wondering why you're not cold it's because the sleigh is protected from the elements with powerful magic. I'll fill you in when we land, right now I need to focus on getting there in one piece"

The lady clicks her fingers and a dome appears around Lucas's head. "HEY LADY!" He tries to yell but apparently no noise escapes his little prison. With nothing else to do he decides to take in the views, flying high above in the sky, seeing distant lights scattered around the ground.

After what feels like an eternity, they finally begin their descent with the snow battering an invisible shield around the sleigh. As they touchdown into a hanger, a panel opens up at the back of the sleigh from which what appear to be 3 female elves climb out of. None of them have any pants on and one seems to have a brown mark running down her legs. Lucas stares at them puzzled as they walk off into a different section of the hanger.

"Hello. I'm Mrs. Claus but you can call me Mary. Welcome to the North Pole where you'll be punished for being naughty this year." Mary clicks her fingers again and the dome disappears from Lucas's head.
"You're crazy bitch, I don't know what sort of sick game you're playing here but I'm going to sue your ass off!" Lucas screams furiously as he jumps out of the sleigh and walks over to Mary.
"Oh honey, the only thing you're going to do to my ass is suffer under it." Mary says with an evil chuckle while also getting out of the sleigh. She clicks her fingers and a rope appears out of thin air, tying Lucas's hands behind his back.
"You better learn fast Lucas otherwise you'll be in for a rough ride, you don't have a say here. It will be better for you if you just comply." Mary says sternly, striking a little bit of fear into Lucas.
"Let me go before you regret it." Lucas straightens himself up in an attempt to intimidate Mary but she just laughs and then whistles loudly.

The door where the elves went opens back up and out comes the one with brown stains over her legs. She approaches Lucas and stands next to him, level with his waist in height.

"I understand you've already met Tracy or at least her ass." Mary and Tracy share a laugh, much to the displeasure of Lucas.
"Why doesn't she have any pants on, and what is that all over her legs?" Lucas asks, a little confused.
"Oh that's easy, my elves have magic farting powers and use their gas to power the sleigh." Mary explains to a very confused Lucas.
"I thought the reindeer made the sleigh fly though." Lucas says, remembering back to his childhood and the stories his mother used to read him.
"Don't be silly, they are just for show. It's the elves that do all the work. Stories are much more charming if everyone thinks the reindeer are magic, we can't have people knowing that it's really just very gassy elves. That brown mark you referred to is just Tracy pushing a little too hard." Mary says while laughing with Tracy again.
"That's absurd!" Lucas shouts in disbelief.

Tracy looks up to Mary and she gives a nod of approval. Tracy suddenly does a handstand in front of Lucas and splits her legs, giving the world a perfect view of her lady bits and brown stained star. Tracy grunts and a bubble starts forming out of her puckering hole. It blows up like a balloon and then breaks off from the source, slowly drifting directly towards Lucas. Due to sheer amazement of what's happening in front of him, Lucas doesn't try to avoid the bubble as it hits him straight in the nose causing it to pop. An all too familiar odor instantly assaults his nose, the warmth of the gas makes him feel like his nose hairs are burning. He drops to his knees in a coughing fit, much to the amusement of the two ladies. Tracy uses her surprising arm strength to flip herself forwards and land on her feet, giving a cheeky wink to Lucas in the process.

"Oh my god! That's inhuman, get that thing away from me!" Lucas yells, having never smelt something so sinister before.
"Don't worry, she won't bother you any more. You're going to get better acquainted with my ass instead." With this, Mary clicks her fingers and a collar and leash appears around Lucas's neck. She gives it a yank and pulls Lucas through a door and down a hallway. Lucas gets a few quick glimpses into some of the rooms and sees naked elves farting on men, sending shivers down his spine. They arrive at the end of the hallway which is a large door, inscribed on the front with the words 'Mary's Personal Fun Room'. Lucas shudders at the thought.

Mary leads Lucas into the large room which to his surprise, is completely empty. Just as Lucas is about to question this, Mary pulls out a remote and presses a button. The room starts to shake as the roof opens up and a large wrestling ring drops down to fill most of the room. As Lucas just stares at the ring, Mary quickly but forcefully rips his boxers off his body and throws him into the ring, causing him to land with a hard thump. Mary proceeds to strip off herself and jump in the ring, clicking her fingers to remove the rope binds, collar and leash from Lucas, leaving them both completely nude in the ring together.

"Stand up, it's time to wrestle for your freedom." Mary says as she allows Lucas to stand before gripping him in a tight bear hug. Lucas tries to pry her arms free but to no success, she is surprisingly strong for her slim figure, albeit an ample ass and bosom. As Lucas tries to wriggle free, Mary moves her head in and starts to make out with Lucas. This catches him by surprise and he starts to enjoy it, a little too much as Mary feels some movement brush against her pelvis. She takes this opportunity to twist the situation into something most foul. 'UUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP' She blows a 5 second belch straight down his throat and releases the bear hug at the same time, causing him to stumble back and land on his ass as he spits out the awful taste that swirls in his mouth.

Mary seizes this chance to push him onto his back and lay on top of him, grabbing the back of his head and shoving his face deep into her boobs, squeezing them ever so tight. The heavenly pillows start to cause pain to Lucas though, his head going nowhere in her vice. His air supply is depleted and his strength starts to fade. As his struggles start to cease, Mary lets go of him, not wanting to win so easily.

Tracy enters the room holding a pair of white panties stained horribly brown over the whole back section and chucks them into the ring. Mary proceeds to pick them up with an evil smile and then shoves them into Lucas's mouth.

"Tracy has been wearing those panties all week, I don't think she cleans herself too well, if at all." Mary says to Lucas as his taste buds are sent into a frenzy from being subjected to such otherworldly flavors.

Mary stands over Lucas and squats herself over his head. Too weak to retaliate or fight back, he just lays there and cries. The tears on his face dry up though as Mary forces out a crude sounding 'BRRRRPPPPPTTT' which lasts 4 seconds and sends Lucas further down the rabbit hole of eternal stench. The mixture of eggs and rotting meat bombard his sense of smell, causing him to feel quite light headed and also spit out the panties from his mouth.

"Open your mouth, now!" Mary yells while shaking her head in disappointment of Lucas's actions. "If you don't open now, more than just air will come out."

Lucas obeys and opens his mouth as Mary turns herself around and drops down so that her anus lands directly over his mouth causing a nice suction seal to form while his nose wedges deep into her womanhood.

"Time to sleep." Mary says as a silent 'pfffffffffffffffff' slips effortlessly out of her ass, funneling directly into Lucas's mouth causing his cheeks to expand. Before long he passes out from the womanly aroma of Mary's unwashed pussy and the taste of her hot cheesy fumes.

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Lucas slowly stirs as he hears popping sounds around him. With just enough light seeping through the edges of his confines, he finds himself underneath a giant doona along with about 10 sleeping elves, all consistently releasing ghastly farts into this dutch oven of nightmares. Having only just woken up he thought he would have more strength but the power of these farts is too much for him to handle and he fades back into a fart induced coma.

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Once again Lucas wakes up but this time he does so with renewed energy, sitting up instantly. He slowly looks around fearing the worst, only to find that he is back in his bedroom wearing his boxers and covered in sweat. He scratches his head and decides to peg it down as the most vivid and lifelike dream he has ever experienced. Lucas gets out of bed and walks into his living room to see a stocking hanging on his Christmas tree with a card addressed to him. He cautiously walks over and reads the card;

Dear Lucas,

I hope your recent experience has taught you a valuable life lesson and that you will no longer disrespect women.
Just know that we are always watching and your actions are being judged, for your sake I hope you never find yourself on the naughty list again.

With Much Love
Tracy xoxo

p.s - Enjoy your present

Lucas reads the card with utter disbelief as he tries to come to terms with those events actually occurring. He hesitantly opens the stocking to find the very same pair of panties that had been forced into his mouth, causing a ripe odor to escape into the room.