By: NeptunesReallyWindy
As the movie trailers played within the dimly lit movie theatre, a man holding a soft pretzel and soda gestured towards the row of seats. "After you, my lady." Tobias said smoothly, a soft smile on his face as his girlfriend let out a quiet giggle.
"Oh, my! Such a gentleman." Sonya hummed in amusement, amber eyes meeting Tobias' dark brown ones. She walked past Tobias to find a suitable seat, sitting down once she found one in the middle of the row. A bucket of buttery popcorn in her lap, along with a large soda in one of the cupholder. "Trying to score some extra points, darling?"
"I aim to please." Tobias said with a chuckle of his own as he followed behind. His own hands were full of a soft pretzel and soda, and he sat down next to his girlfriend with a small sigh. Just as he settled into his seat, the opening scene of the movie started.
The movie they chose to see was a romantic comedy. Tobias was lucky that Sonya enjoyed these kinds of movies, and they made a game of pointing out as many romantic tropes as possible.
About halfway into the movie, Tobias and Sonya relaxed in their seats, Tobias' hand resting on Sonya's thigh while Sonya rested her head against the crook of his shoulder. She continued to munch away on her popcorn, giggling at every predictable line spoken in the film.
"And now the female lead finds herself in a situation that only the male lead can help her out of." She
mumbled, taking a few sips of her soda. "Which then forces her to see him in a new light."
"Does it happen that quickly in real life?" Tobias asked conversationally, giving his girlfriend's thigh a squeeze.
"Well, love works in mysterious ways." was Sonya's coy answer, her attention focusing back to the movie.
GRRRRRRRRMMMMBBBBLLLEE!
At that moment, Sonya's stomach gave a low grumble, making her shift in her seat.
"You good?" Tobias asked, dark brown eyes looking at Sonya with light concern. Sonya gave him a small smile, dismissing his concern.
GRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLREEEEE!
"I think all that popcorn and soda is catching up to me." She said, grimacing at the sharp pressure brewing in her belly.
"Do you need the restroom, or can you hold it until the end?"
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!
Despite the noisiness of her belly, Sonya gave a slight nod. "I think I can hold on for a little longer." She murmured, leaning back and taking a few measured breaths.
Her boyfriend gave her a questioning look but didn't press any further. "Well, if you're sure." He said, going back to watching the movie.
Sonya let out a quiet huff, forcing herself to focus on the movie and ignore her grumbling guts. "Just hold on a little longer." She told herself, biting her lip as her stomach continued to churn.
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE! PPPPPHHHHHBBBBBBTTT!
She gasped softly as a sharp cramp hit her, a small but thankfully muffled fart escaping her. She ignored her boyfriend's glances at her, her attention focused on holding back the pressure building within her bowels.
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE! PPPPPRRRRRRBBBBBBTTTT! BBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHPPPPPTTT!
Another thirty minutes passed before the final scene of the movie concluded, the theatre erupting into applause as the lights slowly came back on while the end credits rolled.
"Come on," Tobias said, slowly standing up to leave. "Let's get out of here and get you to the-whoa!"
His comment was interrupted by his girlfriend pushing past him, walking briskly out of the theatre. As the bright lights of the lobby greeted her, there was only one place on her mind.
Making a beeline for the restrooms, Sonya stumbled into the thankfully empty women's restroom and hurried to the closest stall. After frantically locking it and undoing her pants, she sat down with a heavy sigh and bore down.
PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBTTTTTTT! BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT! SSSPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRTTTTT! CCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKLLLLLEEEEE-SPLASH!
"Oh, thank goodness!" Sonya groaned in relief as loud blasts of gas burst out of her. A rush of semi-solid mess poured out of her ass, followed by the crackling of a thick turd filling the bowl.
PPPPPPHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTT! CCCCRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKLLLLEEE-PLOP-PLOP-SPLASH!
"That butter in my popcorn must've expired or something. This is rancid!" Sonya grunted out, another wave of gas and poop escaping her.
PPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT! PPPPHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTT! CCCRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKLLLLLEEE-PLOP! CCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLEEEE-SPLASH! BBRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!
"Much better." Sonya moaned, rubbing her stomach as two more bassy farts assaulted the toilet bowl. After a couple more wet logs and a final spluttery fart, Sonya was able to relax after the mess she just unleashed.
After wiping thoroughly and flushing three times to make sure everything went down, Sonya washed her hands and exited the bathroom. She blinked in surprise at the sight of her boyfriend standing nearby, and she offered him an awkward smile.
"So…did you happen to hear anything?" she asked, glancing around nervously.
Tobias' expression was a mixture of amusement and astonishment. "You mean, like you demolishing the toilet?" He responded, humor coloring his voice. "I mean, damn girl. Way to fumigate a public space."
Sonya felt her cheeks warm in embarrassment, even as Tobias pulled her close. "Don't feel bad. Things like this happen. Remember when I tried that super spicy ramen? My stomach hated me!"
Sonya chuckled at the memory, leaning into her boyfriend's embrace. "You're right." She said, pressing a quick kiss to Tobias' cheek.
Tobias snorted, holding his arm out. "Of course I am, sweetheart. And know that regardless of what your bowels produce, I'll always love you."
Sonya rolled her eyes, looping her arm with Tobias. "I love you too. But let's get out of here before the smell sets in."
With that, the couple left the movie theatre, enjoying the love-and gas-filling the air.