By: Spongeboy1521
I sat patiently at the kitchen table on my phone. Endlessly scrolling through different apps as my mom cooked dinner in the kitchen. I glance over at her for a moment. She’s facing away from me. Wearing her apron with a plain t-shirt and a pair of jeans that probably fit too tight. My mother was very well built. And I felt somewhat bad for thinking of her in that way. But it’s pretty hard not to when her ass could practically swallow my whole face.
And the other thing about my mom-
BROAPPPP!!
“Eheh, sorry~” She says, fanning a hand behind her ass.
She has some of the nastiest farts ever. They’re by far the worst thing I’ve ever smelled. And she generated so much of that gas. I don’t know why or how she does it. But she can’t keep it in and farts around the house constantly. She’s definitely not shy about it, especially with me. It’s been a realization of mine recently that I really like farts, especially hers. I just get so incredibly turned on by the sound, the smell, everything.
My mom turns around with two plates of food in her hands and has to blow the stray strands of her long brown hair out of her face as she walks over to the table with a smile.
“There you go sweetie” She says, as she sets down a plate of pasta in front of me.
“Thanks mom.” I say with a smile.
She sits down next to me with her own plate and picks up a fork. As she’s twirling the fork around in the pasta she begins to speak.
“So, I was thinkin’. Since your dad’s out on a business trip, we could watch a movie together tonight?”
Watching a movie with mom sounds nice and all, but my mind immediately thinks about the aftermath of the pasta she’s about to eat. And the incredible smells she’ll be making as we watch the movie.
“That sounds great!” I say quickly in response.
She smiles happily at me.
“Great! We’ll figure out what we’re gonna watch later.”
We talk and eat our food over the next 15 minutes or so. Once we’re all finished, we head into the living room and sit down on the couch, I grab a blanket and sit on one end, and mom lays across the other two cushions facing away from me. So I’ve got a view of her ass if I look to my right. This also means that her ass cannon is aimed right at me, so I hope that I’ll be getting some treasure tonight…
We decide on a movie pretty quickly and begin watching. Although most of my attention wasn’t on the movie, it was on the plump booty less than a foot away from me.
“Sweetie, I hope you don’t mind too much. But, well, you can probably already hear my stomach rumbling from that pasta. And you know what comes next.” She says with a small giggle.
And she was right, I could hear the small rumbles coming from her direction. I also knew very well what comes next. Slowly, she brings one knee up to her chest.
BLOURABLllllbbbb
“Hehe! Sorry about that- I sure hope it doesn’t stink too bad.” She says, fanning her own nose slowly.
The big bubbly fart that got ripped through her jeans had a heavenly sound. I was squirming slightly in anticipation as the smell hit. And it hit very, very hard. The smell was like rotten milk and moldy bread. Which made sense due to the cream-sauced pasta we had just had. I covered my nose with my hand and coughed slightly.
“My god mom…” I say, slightly muffled.
She giggles in reply.
“Well I’ve got lots more of that coming soooo, you should probably get used to it.” She says with a slight smirk.
My heart flutters slightly and I sit there quietly with a joking glare being sent at my mom, which only causes her to laugh more.
“Could you make us some popcorn please?” I ask after a few minutes had passed.
“If you want some, you can make it.” She replies, keeping her eyes on the screen.
“Mom pleaasssee”
She looks over at me, thinks for a moment. Then gets up.
“Alright…”
“Thank you!”
Mom’s in the kitchen for a while making popcorn as I continue to watch the movie. She returns holding two bowls. She holds a bowl out towards me, but before I can grab it she quickly pulls it back with a smirk on her face.
“What was that for?”
“Well, you need to learn to make things for yourself.”
She slowly brings the bowl behind her and down to her ass level. And I know exactly what she’s going to do.
“M-mom, wait no!”
She closes both eyes and lets her head fall back slightly.
BLOUURRBBLLllppp!!
She crop dusts my perfectly good bowl of popcorn with a thick and sloppy fart. I just know that at least the top layer of that popcorn is ruined now, at least to most people’s taste buds… With an over enthusiastic smile she once again reaches out, holding the newly “seasoned” bowl of popcorn to me. I take it hesitantly. Once I grab it, I hold it up to my nose for a sniff.
“Oh honey, I wouldn’t do that. Just power through and eat it.” She says.
Not taking her warning, I sniff the popcorn, and immediately recoil. It smells way worse than her previous fart, and I didn’t even think that was possible.
“Told ya! Momma’s special seasoning can be a bit strong sometimes~” She says with a small giggle.
After a minute or so of working myself up to the challenge. I take a piece, and pop it in my mouth. The buttery goodness of the popcorn is gone, replaced completely by what tastes like a mouth full of old cheese. Mom laughs at me and covers her mouth with her hand.
“Man, I’ve really got it bad today.” She says, mostly to herself. Followed by another small laugh.
She settles back into her seat and starts to eat her not farted-on popcorn. When I think she’s not looking I steal big whiffs of the bowl. Inhaling her farts makes me feel so good.
“Hey, I’m gonna fart again in a second.” Mom says, staring at me with a devious grin.
“Um, and?” I reply.
Mom stifles a laugh before continuing.
“If you stick your face in it, I’ll let you finish my popcorn.” She says, holding up the bowl and shaking it around slightly.
Is that even a question? Without any hesitation I lower my head down to her ass, and let my nose hover a few inches behind her ass.
“Oh wow, heh, I didn’t think you were actually gonna do it~” She says.
“No moving until I tell you to either alright!”
“Okay…”
“Good.” She says with a smile.
BLOURALLLLLPPPBBB
Not wasting any time at all she pushes out a monstrous duck-sounding fart right in my direction. I instantly breathe in way too much of it and begin to cough. I cover my face with my hand as mom laughs.
“Okay you can move!” She says after a few more seconds of my “torture”.
I quickly pull my head back with a disgusted look on my face. Still chuckling, mom hands her bowl of popcorn over to me. I begin to eat from it, and even though the taste of her gas was nice on the old bowl this is still nice.
The rest of the night continues as you can probably expect. Lots of gas exited my mom for the next hour or so. The whole living room stunk of rotten milk by the end of the movie. She started fanning them towards me and cackling near the end. Which of course, I didn’t exactly mind.
A few days later.
I’m in my room laying in bed on my laptop, watching youtube, playing games, the usual when mom knocks on the door and lets herself in.
“Oh, hey mom.”
“Hey there.” She says with a wide smile.
She’s wearing a small white tank-top and a pair of ripped jeans the same shade of white. She walks over to my bedside and sits down next to me.
“What’s up? I ask.
“Well, it doesn’t exactly look like you’re busy (gestures to me on my laptop). Wanna go somewhere? The book store maybe?”
“Hmm, I’m not really in the mood right now. I kinda rather just stay home.”
“Oh c'mon, you’ve been in bed literally all day. You gotta get out of the house!”
“I just-”
“Nope, no buts! Or else-”
“Or else what?”
“Or else you get my butt!” She says.
Before I have a chance to process what she had said-
BRRAPAPPPPPPPPPPP
A loud raspy fart rips out of her into the seat of her jeans, and onto my bed.
“Mom!”
“I’m keepin’ ‘em coming until you get up!”
BLOURRRRRBLLLLLAPPP!!
A much wetter and nastier sounding fart rips out of her this time.
“If you let me go for too much longer, you won’t even be able to sleep at night with the smell I’m baking into your sheets~”
“Mom! Stoppp!”
“Get up! Simple as that!”
PLOUUURRBBBBLLL!!
“Ahhh, you smell that?” She wafts the smell up to me with her hands.
“Yes mom, I smell it…”
BRAPPPP-BLOURB-BLOURAPPPPPPP
“Oooooff, well you should hurry up- I don’t want to stain your sheets with more than just farts.”
I was a mixed bag of wanting her to stop and wanting to bury my face in her ass right now. The smell was nauseating but it was the sweetest thing I’ve ever smelled. She looks into my eyes with a devious smile. She shifts closer to me in bed and leans away from me, pointing her butt right at me. She grabs her asscheek with her hand and pulls up, spreading her butt slightly.
BLOURRRRRRAAAPPPPPPBBLLL!
The longest fart by far erupts from her with such force it feels like the walls shook, and my bed definitely did.
“I’d almost guess you liked the smell with how hesitant you are to move, but that would be silly right? Who could ever like this stink~!” She says. Sending waves of panic over my entire body.
Did she know? I mean, even if she does, is it that big of a problem? She seems to be very fine with farting around me so I guess it would be okay? I can’t quite tell if she actually knows or she’s just heavily teasing.
BLLOUORRAPPPPPPP!!!
With that last fart, I give her a small shove to get her off my bed and and I get out quickly after.
“Heh, sorry about the smell honey~”
I simply stare at her.
“Fine, I’ll get ready.”
“There you go! It worked!” She says, pumping her fists in the air like a cartoon character.
I slightly roll my eyes at her with a small chuckle and walk past. The smell was still fresh in my nose and it was amazing. Hopefully I’ll get more of those farts on the car ride~