Morning Farts with Jesse
by Monicafitz5

So I'm a very gassy girl if you don't know this well I'll give some backstory. I eat a lot and Everything makes me gassy plus I'm lactose intolerant so a bunch of cheese burgers and chili fries and I'm pretty much a hot air balloon.

Anyway, I dated this girl named Jesse. Now Jesse was my high school sweetheart, we dated for a long time and she knew how smelly I can be. Jesse loved my butt, she would always smack it and stuff, she loved kissing it too but (lol) she absolutely HATED my farts.

Now like i said, i fart a lot but my farts are weaker in my sleep so she's use that time to spend some quality time with my booty. One day she got up early and crawled under the covers to give my ass a few smacks and squeezes before I woke up. Unfortunately for her I woke up and once I notice where she was I knew exactly what I had to do.

I slowly reached behind me, so she wouldn't realize what I was up to. When my hand was in position I grabbed the back of her head firmly and shoved it right between my asscheeks. She screamed and started struggling immediately. My stomach made a loud rumbling sound as she desperately tried to get out her face away from my pants cannon.

"Pprrpffrrppfff" I ripped a HUGE fart in her face. Poor girl immediately started gagging. She said it smelled like rotten eggs. "Pthbbbbt" Another weaker egg fart right in her face, I rubbed her face back and forth on my ass to add insult to injury. After a few more morning farts I decided to release her from her stinky prison. The second I let go she jumped up and went to the bathroom to attempt to wash my farts off her face but they really last a while.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with me in the morning. :lol: :lol: