Mistress Dana
by American Wonton

WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS FART/BUTT DOMINATION, FART/BUTT FETISHISM, SCAT, AND SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

I usually get face fucked around 8 or 9 in the morning. Mistress Dana said my tounge or puny cock wouldn’t do the trick. She needed external help to truly pleasure her ass and start the day. I watched her pull the face strap on from the drawer. She wasn’t particularly pretty, with an average face and a skinny structure. But beauty was in the eye of the beholder-and for me, the beauty was her ass. I could just make out her creamy white cheeks poke out from under her robe. My morning stiffy maintained its permanence as she swayed back and forth humming to herself.

She came and strapped the dildo to my mouth, then rose on on of me. I was engulfed in her wardrobe’s silk and the sharp scent of her ass and pussy. PPPRRRRRRRPPTTT! Mistress Dana crestined the darkness with her signature farts. I, being a good little slave, dutifully sniffed away. The dildo plunged into her pussy and she continued gassing me. FFFPPPRRRRRTTT! BBBLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBB! Her farts were constant, keeping in rhythm with the dildo slamming into her vagina. She decided to switch to her asshole. Then back to her pussy. I watched mesmerized. It was something that always fascinated me about her...and always kept me coming back. BBBPPRRPPTTSSSHT! A normally musty fart came out wet as her pussy juice shot out at me. I clenched my dick as Mistress Dana giggled. Sometimes, she made it really hard to keep my composure. But I wanted to save myself for later tonight. My end of the pleasure would come soon enough. For now, it was her turn.

As the dildo slammed faster into both her holes, her farts increased in power. BBLLLAAPPTT! PPRRLLLLLLLTTT! The eggy, dairy texture was sending me into spirals. I hoped she would finish soon. I could only stare at her holes for so long without nutting. Finally, Mistress Dana sat down on the plastic penis full length with her pussy. I was silent as her asshole graced my nose. BBRRRAAAPPLLLLLLBBTTT! I did nothing but sniff. The beefy fart had an acidic, shit quality that I couldn’t resist. I was so close. Luckily, Mistress Dana came first. Her cum dribbled out the dildo and onto my face. She sighed and rose off me, ready to start the day. Once again, I had a really close call. I stared at the ceiling, hoping to block the sight and scent of her wonderful booty out of my mind.

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Mistress Dana was harsh, but fair. She had me for the remainder of the day. It was only fair that a fart slave serve his Mistress-for who would be there to pleasure him? At least, that’s how she put it to me. So, I found myself under my ass as she made conference calls to her friends around the globe.

BRRRRLLLBBLLLB! “Oooh, that’s a nice one!” chanted her friend Stephanie across the computer screen. “Did he enjoy that?” Mistress Dana lifted her skirt covered ass and smiled down at me. “Oh, he’s still coming down from this morning. You should have seen him in the bedroom! I almost had a laugh staring at his pecker. It was almost begging me to finish!” FFRRRRRRPPPPTTTT! Mistress Dana farted, sending her lunch of lasagna and macaroni and cheese down on me. I sniffed in ecstasy, enjoying her soft cheeks on my face. I decided to hum music in my head, keep myself out of focus from their conversation. Besides, this was Goddess business. I wouldn’t want to interfere with Mistress Dana’s conversation. “Well, that’s how they all are,” continued Stephanie. “Bad in bed, better in the bathroom.” Dana smiled, shifting herself for another fart. “Which reminds me…”

Stephanie was right, we were suited quite well for the bathroom. It took me a while to go into the bathroom with Mistress Dana. Now it was commonplace. She didn’t even have to hold my mouth open anymore. FFRRRRAAAPPPTT! BBLLLLRRRLLBBB! “Ahhh,” Mistress Dana said. Her pre-shit farts were top notch stuff. I could see her turd sticking out her asshole, taunting me with it’s approach. I had to admit, I didn’t like eating her poop...but this was a fun little game that I liked playing with her. BBLLLP- her fart was cut off with a large push. I watched the turd snake out into my mouth. One final breath was all I needed to ready myself. Mistress Dana grunted, not holding back in the least. PPRRTT! A second fart pushed her turd out at a faster rate. I gaped my mouth open as wide as I could. My senses burned as her acidic, dry shit stuffed itself into my mouth. It was quite large, almost a full foot. Still, it was better than swallowing a mouthful of her soupy diarrhea. BBRRRROOOOMMMPPTT! A bassy fart signaled the turds end. Her asshole flexed in and out, almost panting at it’s difficult task. I sat underneath her mighty booty and chewed. Mistress Dana spared no expense with her encouragement. RRRRRRR PPTTT! PPP LLL AAA PPPP TTTT! I watched her shit-stained anus drench me in her poop-scented air. It became harder to chew with my senses so clogged of stink. But I knew it would be worth it soon. In a way, it was a nonverbal way of communication. FFRLLLLAAPPPPTT! Chew, you can do it. PPPRRROOOOTT! It will all be worth it soon. BBBLLLLBBBBT! I love you, little slave.

All was said and done. I began cleaning her asshole, making sure to tounge deep inside, where most of the residual shit lied. My tounge was met with a hard, pasty texture. I felt a push on my tounge as she shat it out. I quickly opened my mouth. My Mistress was not done just yet.

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Mistress Dana’s work came and went. So did her dinner and then her nightly TV show. I sat behind her ass as she ripped a few my way through her skinny jeans. BBRRRRRPPPPTTTT! I tasted the dairy from her ice cream dessert. In a way, it was like she was passing it on to me. PPPPPRRSSSSSSSS! I kissed her cheeks as her gust of hot air hit my face. My boner was back at full strength. I tucked it away, hoping she was not angered that it touched her thigh. But Mistress Dana was so caring. She pulled me deeper against her cheeks. FFLLLAAAAPPBBBBBTTTTT! She sighed as I continued to kiss her booty and rub her cheeks. My time was coming soon. I wanted her to be as relaxed as possible.

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I waited patiently on the bed as Mistress Dana showered. I was not allowed to watch, but slowly rubbed my cock as I imagined her bathing. She added to my imagination. FFLLLRRRRAAPPBBTT! “Ahhhh,” she cooed. PPPPOOOOOTTSSHHTT! “Ohhhh,” she cried through the hall. Mistress Dana knew me so well and never shyed away from sexily taunting me. I imagined her shoving a bar of soap between her asscrack. Not that she needed it,(or that I’d want it). I could just her giggling and taunting me with the smell of her powerful anus pitted against a pitiful bar of soap. FFRRRRAAAAPLLLT! I stopped to make sure I didn't ejaculate too soon.

She stepped out, dried and in her bathrobe. Without a word, she lifted her robe sexily and bent over the bed with her hands sprawled out. I slowly crawled over and stood over her ass. Finally, my time had come. I gently spread her cheeks apart. BBBRAAPPBBTTT! She hadn’t bothered to dry her ass. A pile of soapy water hit my dick. I watched the bubbles from her fart air circle around her asshole. PPRRRBBBTTT! She giggled. With that, I plunged my dick into her ass.

All day I would wait for this. And all day, it would be worth it. BBRRRRTT! PPROOT! Tiny farts escaped with each thrust. It was like her booty disregarded my tiny penis completely. It gave me a challenge and pushed me further. I pushed and pulled, then thrusted and busted. FFRRRAAPPTT! Mistress Dana never moaned; in fact, she looked disinterested with the whole process. It was fine with me; I was there to please myself. Finally I had reached a point of climax. With one final thrust, I pushed deep as I could into her anus. I stood there panting and waited. She looked back and gave me a smile. I could feel her asshole prolapse around me, taunting me to cum first. Eventually she laughed and gave in. BBRRRTTT! A small fart was all she gave me, but it was enough to send me cumming buckets.

I collapsed on Mistress Dana’s backside, defeated. She slowly shit out my cock, then placed her ass in my face. FFRRRAAAALLLPPBBTT! My own seminal waste was shot back at me. I didn’t like it; but smiled as her greasy fart sounded out from her now gaped asshole. Despite taking a pounding, her ass could still deliver a punch. “Now, hurry and shower, slave. I need to get up early tomorrow.” PPRRLLTT! The rest of my cum was shat at me and I rose.

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I crawled into bed, clean as a whistle. Mistress Dana rose, allowing me to place myself underneath her asscheeks. Here I would remain, until morning. I braced myself as her nighttime ritual began. FFRRRRPPPPTTT! The fart was musty and dry, smelling of grapes from the wine she had. I felt her thighs close in on my neck. She pushed on my chest, reducing my lung capacity. I breathed slower and slower against her asshole. PPPLLLLLTTT! BBRRRRAAAAPPPTTT! With every struggling exhale came a fart, much worse than the last. My circulation decreased as my oxygen was replaced with methane. PPRRRRRRLLBBBBBBTTTOOOOOOOTT! I coughed-her massive fart was dizzying me and my intake of air was a gasp for help. But I didn’t need it, nor want it.

With a final push on my chest, I felt Mistress Dana’s booty sink its deepest onto my face. “Goodnight fartboy,” she proclaimed. She released my chest, while simultaneously letting loose a 15 second SBD. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! There was no chance of me recovering. My final conscious moments were spent sucking in her sulfur infused fumes. As my lights went out, I managed to kiss her flexed asshole. Mistress Dana sighed and layed down on my face. Both of us would sleep like babies tonight.