By: YOUbeck2
Moving to another place is always difficult, but you never knew what you are going to live in your new place or the people you will meet, and this is story of the craziest, gassiest and sexiest woman I ever meet, Melissa. My parents are going to change their jobs, and we moved to another neighbourhood, far away from our last house and I wasn´t happy about it.
In the car, my parents were seeing all the houses being impressed by them, all were the same, pretty and minimalism but suddenly, I saw one different than the others, a purple one with some flowers painted in the front, but the strangest thing about it was that the garden was withered…That really got my attention for a second, but then I heard my mother saying: “Come on Rick! You are going to meet a lot of new people, new friends, maybe new girls…” She was trying to make me feel better, it wasn´t working but she was right…
Finally, not so far away from that weird one, we found our house, it was nice, but all my friends and memories stayed in the past now.
“Come on kid, let´s get all the things inside, that´s our new Home, sweet home!”
“I miss my friends…”
I saw some boys rolling there with their bicycles and my mother didn´t last to say something…
“Hey, look! Why don´t you go with those boys and make new friends?” My mom said, like that was the perfect solution to everything.
“Really mom? I just arrived here, right now…”
“Oh come on, have fun! Take a roll in your bike with the other kids sweetie!” My mother trying to sound cool is just pure cringe… but okey, I was going to try. I took my bicycle and reach the boys the faster I can, to start talking or something.
“Hi, I´m new in this neighbourhood, my name is Rick. How are you?”
“Hi bro, I´m Jesse and this two are Marty and Doug” The three of them looked very chill, Jesse had long brown hair, Marty was using a cap and Doug have black hair and it was really messed up. They were using shirts of famous bands, Deftones, Nirvana and My Chemical Romance.
“Hi bro, how are you?” Marty said.
“Ah… not so good, I miss my home”
“Oh…sorry to hear that, but don´t worry bro, this is a great neighbourhood and there are a lot of fun things to do.” Marty said with a big smile in his face.
“Really?”
“No hahaha” Marty and Doug laughed a lot.
“Fuck you guys, he´s new. This is a great neighbourhood, don´t pay attention to these assholes, come on, let’s go around” Jesse was the nicest of them. Some minutes in our ride looking all around, we pass that weird house again and I decide to ask.
“Who lives there?”
“There? Hahaha, no my guy, stay away from that house, really.” Doug said.
“Why? Is there a monster or something?”
Doug looked at Marty and answer: “No, but… better just don´t get close there”
“Who lives there?” I asked again.
“There lives Melissa, is just a crazy lady that have some…weird habits, all the people in the block don´t talk with her because of that.” Jesse said.
“Really?” I said.
“Yes man, I recommend you to not get close there”
“He´s evil or something?”
“No bro, but… Let´s just say that... she´s disgusting”
“Disgusting? How?”
“Bro... she farts a lot.” Marty just throws that bomb and I was confused.
“What?”
“What you heard man, she´s a f***ing gas machine, her house always stinks like hell, but the shittiest thing about this is that she doesn´t care!” Marty said.
“Nice joke…” I didn´t believe that stupid story.
“No bro! I´m serious, her farts are like bombs, when I knew her years ago when I moved to this neighbourhood, she invited me to her house to eat something. Her skills in the kitchen are amazing, but after she ate the storm came, she started farting right to the left, just laughing or not caring at all. I´m talking about BIG farts..." I was watching him like a detective, trying to find if he was fooling me.
"...I didn´t even know a fat guy that farts like that. I think she probably farted 25 times in a 30 min timeframe or something and I pass out...When I woke up, I was in the hospital with an INFERNAL smell on my nose and feeling terrible, my parents were really upset with her, almost got this situation to the court.”
“Ha. Ha. Ha. Dude, you have great ideas to start writing stories…”
“Dude, I´m not lying, maybe that´s why she lives alone” Marty said again, looked kinda nervous talking about her.
“I heard that probably she killed her husband dutch-ovening him, after having taco bell” Doug said sounding alarmed.
“Ha! That´s even funnier.” Again, trying to fool me… nice try.
“He´s telling the truth man…” Jesse said, that was unexpected. “I don´t know the thing about her husband, but the gas problems are totally true. Maybe he will believe us until he experiences it by himself”
“You guys are talking about her like she was an ogre, Fiona or something” I started laughing.
“Whatever you say man, don´t tell us later that we didn´t warned you” Jesse said.
“Yeah sure, probably is a hot blonde neighbour and you are telling this just to fool me.”
The three of them looked each other making a weird smile, later they were serious and Jesse said:
“My dude, I think it will be hard for you as it was for us, but really, no matter what you see, don´t get close to her”
“Yes man, she has a GOOD reason to talk with her, but really, her farts destroy every fantasy” Doug remarked the word “good” so much…
“Sure… I coming home now, thanks for the ride”
“When you want my guy, see ya”
On my way home I keep thinking about what they said, a woman that farts that much, capable of send somebody to the hospital? These guys must be kidding, but they said that seriously, I didn´t know what to believe. When I entered in my house and saw my new room, I got nostalgic, but something got me out of those thoughts, my room gave me almost a direct view to that house, Melissa´s House. I couldn´t get of my thoughts the questions: who is Melissa? And why they invented that stupid story about her? I really wanted to know the truth about her, and it seems like the destiny heard me…
THE NEXT DAY…
I woke up on Saturday morning and my day seems to be boring as hell. I didn´t have any friends and yesterday I forgot completely to give Jessie my number. My mother was doing some work on home, painting and moving things. When I tried to help her, she told me: “No babe, don´t worry, you can go outside or play with your videogames, I can deal with this.”
“I don´t have anything to do mom, it´s fine.”
“Well, actually me neither, and I prefer to be busy right now with this, so…”
“Okay I understand, it´s all yours…”
“Thank you honey! You know that mommy needs to be busy to not get crazy”
“Sure.”
“Why don´t you go outside to take a walk or know the neighbours? Or being with your new friends, what you think?”
“The walk it’s okay, see ya.”
“I love you!”
“Me too…”
I closed the door and started walking on the block, feeling bored as hell and the minutes passing by so slowly. I started to regret my own existence, when suddenly a car stopped in front of the flowers house. I waited patiently for the lady driving that car and out of nowhere, Melissa came out…
And WHAT A LADY was Melissa, she has brown curly hair, BIG ROUND hips and good boobs (even when I saw them far away) but the greatest thing about her showed when she turned around to open the trunk. Melissa has her own GIGANTIC TRUNK, her ass was TITANICAL, ENOURMOUS, her ass cheeks were almost wide as her car trunk, she was using a black jacket with a marked cleavage(I think the zipper cannot be closed for the size of her boobs) and a good pair of purple pyjama pants, they seem to be loose, but I think due to the big dimensions and lots of weight they became tight.
In that moment, I understand what Jesse and the guys were referring to, she has the sexiest body I have ever seen and I didn´t hesitate to walk directly to her.
She was showing her MEGA ASS growing and being bigger while she bends over the trunk, I almost wanted to drool a little, when suddenly a bag full of groceries fall from her hands, lots of cans and bottles of milk started to roll in the floor, I ran to help her.
“Let me help you with that” I said, picking the cans from the floor.
“Oh, thank you, you are so kind” Melissa said, she has a great Latina voice, sexy and feminine.
Then I realized that all the cans in the floor were beans, almost like 20 cans or something.
“Wow… you bought lots of these. You must love beans, don´t you?” I said.
“Haha, yes, I love beans, it´s a shame that the people around the block doesn´t love them like I do…”
We picked up the other cans and stayed in silence.
“Can I help you with that too?” I asked pointing to the other bags of groceries.
“Claro cariño…ups… I forgot, you don´t speak Spanish, right?”
“No ma´am, I´m sorry”
“No worries, I said sure sweetie”
She carried 8 big bags of groceries, that was a lot of food for a family, but I remember that the guys told me she was alone. We stood up in the principal door, and she was searching for the keys in the handbag.
“Thank you so much sweetie, you can go now, I can deal with this by myself”
“I have no problem if you want help carrying the bags inside”
“Will you help you with that?” She looked at me and I realized that this was the first time that I looked her face. Melissa has a light brown skin, with big lips, nothing weird, just sexy, and a pair of light brown eyes, I think that she must have 35 years at much.
“Yes… why not?”
“Very kind of you, come on, let´s go inside” She opened the door and turn some lights.
“I´m sorry for the smell, my breakfast was kind of heavy and… that wasn´t great for the air of this house hahaha” Melissa told this joke and I just smiled, I didn´t understood because I was seeing her ass while she was walking inside, goddamn that thing is ENOURMOUS. Every step that she made send vibrations and movement to her ass cheeks, causing that the big amount of ass vibrates and shake in a hypnotic way, just up and down, like moving mountains.
“I think we finished! Thank you so much for help me sweetheart”
“It was a pleasure, no worries, I like to help.” I was trying to sound charming as possible; I need to be friend of Melissa.
“Owww, I´m going to cook some food, it´s almost lunch time, why don´t you stay longer and we eat together?” (That was easy) I thought.
“Sure! That would be nice”
“Excellent, let me just put all these things where they belong first”
“Can I help you with that too?” I said smiling kindly.
“Of course you can! You can put all the cans in that cabinet please” She pointed me a big wood kitchen cabinet.
“Sure” I opened and I saw 5 cans of beans, “Hot chilli” to be more specific and I started to put all the new ones. I remembered that I saw almost 20 cans of beans, well, I was wrong, I organized like 15 cans of black beans, 10 of pinto beans, and the other 15 (that I didn´t saw before) were of that hot chilli beans, that amount was INSANE.
“You are going to receive some visitors?” I asked.
“No, why you are asking?”
“Oh, for the beans, I never saw that number of cans before in a house”
“Ha ha ha no, those are just for me, I live alone”
“I understand, better to buy a lot and don´t need to go to the supermarket in a while, right?”
“No, that is my weekly provision of beans sweetie” she told while bending over the fridge and putting 6 bottles of milk and having like 3 dozen of eggs in the table.
“What?”
“Yes, that amount of beans is just enough for a week!”
“A week? But… I don´t want to sound mean but there are like 40 cans!” I said very surprised.
“Yes! That´s what I eat in a week, I told you, I LOVE BEANS! Actually, they are very healthy, much protein!”
“Wow, I… (She looked other way and I take advantage of that to look at her enormous fat ass, being this close is f****ing beautiful, I almost saw her thong) I …I´m…surprised! Hahaha.”
“Well, I have to tell that You are so lucky, you know why…?” She walked towards me looking me kinda happy and naughty, it was… hot as hell! I almost got an erection, is she referring what I think it is?
“Why…?” It can´t be possible, the first day in my new neighbourhood I´m going to f**k my sexy neighbour?
“Because I´m going to cook my famous bean stew, you are going to love it sweetie!”
“Oh… thank you! Haha, I was thinking something…oh never mind.”
“Is one of my favourite dishes, I eat it like crazy when I was prepared it. Oh, I almost forgot to ask, what is your name?”
“Rick, nice to meet you M… ma´am! And yours?”
“Melissa, nice to meet you Rick, that´s a beautiful name, like Ricky Martin haha”
“Thank you! Yours too” Melissa smiled at me and told to give her 7 cans of pinto beans. She put some music and started to cut some onions.
“Where do you live Ricky?”
“Here, in the neighbourhood, actually I moved out yesterday”
“No way muchachito(little boy), really?”
“Yeah”
“And, what you think? It´s nice huh?”
“Well…yes, but I don´t have any friends here and I miss my home… well, the place that I used to call home.”
“I understand you sweetie, I moved out some years ago, when my husband died and I felt really lonely when arrived to this house”
“Your husband died?”
“Yes, it´s a looong story, why don´t you go and watch some tv and let me finish this stew, when it´s ready I will call you”
“Sure, thank you” That was a sudden change of topic if you ask me, but I understand, that must be difficult for her. I watched the tv for 30 minutes and she called me as she promised.
“Ricky! Cariño…Sweetheart! Our meal is ready!!” It was kinda cute when she forgot that I didn´t speak any Spanish hahaha.
When I entered the kitchen, I was greeted by an amazing smell.
“Come on, take a sit, I will serve you a biiig portion of this stew, you are going to love it. You want some coke with it?”
“No thank you, water is fine”
“Okay, fitness boy huh?”
“Ha ha, not so much”
She put a plate in front of me and looked so delicious, I couldn´t hold myself so much and took a spoon to try it.
“Wow, this is great, oh my god!” I was truly amazed; this woman is a top tier chef!”
“I told you; you’d love it!” Melissa sat in front of me with a bowl twice or three the size of mine and started serving a large glass of coke. She started eating and feeling the flavour of her own dish very passionate. “God, I´m good!”
“Yes, you are! My mom’s food is not good as yours”
“Thanks Ricky, maybe I have to invite you to have lunch more times in the week, you are so charming!”
“When you want, I don´t have any friends so, for me is fine.”
“I think you have a friend right now” Melissa smiled at me and I smiled back, blushed. We ate in silence for some minutes and I adventured to ask something else.
“Tell me more about you, do you have kids?”
“I have two daughters, but they don´t live with me anymore”
“Why?”
“Well, my oldest daughter, Yamileth, moved out with her boyfriend after… a misunderstanding that we have and the other one Regina, is in collage.
"Really? How old are you?" I said surprised, I thought she was younger.
"Haha, cariño, nunca se le pregunta a una dama su edad..." I didn´t understand a shit.
"What?"
"Never ask a woman her age, sweetheart"
"Oh, sorry" I return to eating.
"No problem, I'm joking. I'm 45 years old."
"What??? You look younger!"
"Ay pero que encanto de muchachito eres! Hahaha I mean, you are lovely, Ricky! How old are you?" She said smilling at me in the cutest way possible.
"18 years old, my birthday was months ago"
"You have brothers?”
“No, fortunately is just me”
“I don´t imagine being just one, I have 3 sisters in Venezuela, I´m Latina by the way if you didn´t noticed haha”
“Really? You are Latina?” I said sarcastically, Melissa laughed, she has a BIG reason for everyone to notice that she was Latina. The thing that I didn´t noticed was that she almost ended her first plate of bean stew…
“Wow! You almost finish, let me put some speed to this” I forgot and left eating in our talk but she didn´t stopped in any moment.
“I told you; I love beans and I´m a big girl, I ate a lot”
GRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRLLL
Suddenly I heard a big stomach gurgling, that wasn´t mine so, it must be from Melissa… I felt nervous for some reason.
“Oh, my stomach” Melissa rubbed her stomach.
“It hurts?” I asked.
“yes a little, but I´m okay.” We kept eating for some minutes, but the gurgles came back even louder.
GRGRGRGRGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“Kinda. Sorry if I ask this but, I need to fart so bad haha, do you mind if I let one out?”
“…” Suddenly I remembered the warning from Jesse and the guys, I began to fear that all the stories were true, but I must give her a try, she´s eating beans, everyone have some gas when eat beans.
“Yeah, sure”
“Oh, thank you and sorry for this one…” Melissa leaned to her left, moving her big ass to the side and let out this bomb:
BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPPPPRTT!!!
SHIT! I couldn´t believe what I heard, that was a fart? A FART?! Melissa dropped a bomb that lasted 15 seconds. The fart was loud enough to be heard in all the kitchen, like she farted in a microphone and were lots of speakers around. This fart was monstrous, but the smell was DEADLY. It smelled like garbage on fire.
“Wow! Oh my god, sorry! Ha ha ha, tremendo pedo que me aventé. (That was a hell of a fart!) Sorry Ricky, it was longer than I expected."
I was speechless, trying to not smell anything.
“Whoowe! That reeks! Ha ha ha, Are you okay Ricky?” She started fanning her ass in the left side.
“Yes…no worries.” I tried so hard to not cough.
“Really? You are okay with me farting?”
“Sure, it’s your house…”
“Oh great! Because I have plenty more coming, here´s another one…” This time she leaned to the right and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!
This one was even louder and longer than the last one.
“Oh my god that was bigger! Ha ha ha, oh…”
BRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMRPPRTTTT!
“Ahhh, that felt good. Sorry if I´m being a pig, it´s just that I´m not used to eat with someone else and I´m trying to keep my farts, but when I eat alone is just like this, right to the left Hahaha”
“Oh ha, ha, ha…” I tried to fake a laugh the best I could, but the smell was so putrid, I began to feel dizzy.
“Shit, sorry, the smell of these farts is horrible, let me open a window and get myself a second round!” That phrase got me relief but also fear, a second round??? She planned to eat more???
She stretched to open the window, and I look her amazing ass again, remembering to myself, that was the reason I was here, but the farts… how the f**k is possible that something that beautiful can produce something that horrible.
“Do you want some more?”
“NO! No more!”
“Oh, you didn´t like it?”
“Oh…you are referring to the... yes I like it, but I´m full, thank you.”
“Well, more for mama! Oh… can you hear that?” Melissa put a concentration face, looking around the kitchen.
“What?” I asked confused.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPRTTTTTT!!
Melissa just tilted her butt a little and dropped another fart bomb, destroying all the clean air possible, that fart made me shudder.
“Thaaat fart… hahahaha!” She said with lots of relief, putting more bean stew in her plate. Melissa sat again, so relaxed and chill, just come back eating while I was trying so hard to not cough, my nose burns and I really needed to breath something else that doesn´t smell like f****ng dead animals…
The voice of Jesse was just coming over and over my head, but I cannot give up with her this early, I must be stronger, yes! I needed to be braver, I must do it, for her (and her ass, I´m not gonna lie), she doesn´t have any friends and if I become one of them, I think, later, I must have some benefits... or at least I could watch her ass the much that I want. This are the things that a man does for the big asses.
I decided to stay in this mission, I won´t believe any rumor of Melissa and I don´t think this could get worst, well... as long as Melissa stop eating more beans...