Mega Butt's Gas Attack

By: thebatter1966

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            A slow, bubbling fart escaped from between Mega Butt’s ass cheeks.

            “Oh!”

            The fart was so surprising and loud that the superhero stood up, rocketing out of her bean bag chair in the LAMOS (League of Amazing Magnificent Outstanding Superheroes) headquarters. Her asscheeks grew, becoming rounder and fuller under the skin-tight blue trunks of her superhero costume.

            “Oh no!” Mega Butt shouted in surprise. “My gas has made my Butt Power malfunction!”

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            Her ass belched again, making her asscheeks inflate even more. Each cheek was now the size of her head. A putrid, toxic, rotting smell filled the air behind Mega Butt.

            “OUghh…” her nose wrinkled. “I shouldn’t have swiped so many of The Toddler’s organic meal supplement cookies!”

            Her stomach rumbled as if to agree that chowing down on the potent combination of fiber, sugar, and protein was a bad idea. Her knees knocked together. Mega Butt tried to clench her ass, to quell the deep gassy rumbling making its way to her butt. She concentrated so hard that she closed one eye and bit her lip.

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            Her will wasn’t strong enough to stop the air flow blasting out of her butt. Her cape flapped dramatically behind her like she was flying. Her ass inflated even more, enormous globes that weighed her body down and almost made her fall backward onto her ass.

            “Woah-! Woah!” Mega Butt waved her arms in circles in front of her to stop herself from falling.

            Spreading her legs wide, she steadied herself on the ground.

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            A fifth, warm, wet, burning fart somehow found its way out from between her swollen cheeks. Her asscheeks grew even bigger, bigger than they had ever grown before. Her cheeks were so large that her supersuit was pushed to its limits. She could feel the fabric strain. She felt the fabric wedge itself into her asscrack, forced between her gigantic cheeks.

            “Oww…” she winced.

            Digging her entire arm between the ridiculous globes, she tried to pull out as much of the wedgie as she could.

            “I better get the bathroom before I stink up all of headquarters!” Mega Butt said.

            She ran through the LAMOS headquarters. The great weight of her ass made her teeter from side to side. Every other step, her cramping, rumbling guts forced out more bursts of gas. Each fart, from a nervous toot, to a silent but deadly made her butt inflate even more.

            “Almost there!” Mega Butt said. She ran through the LAMOS corridors toward a metal doorway and…

            SHUNK

            “What? Why aren’t I moving?!”

            Mega Butt wiggled her arms in the air. Her boots kicked off the ground like she was running on a treadmill, but she didn’t move.

            Her ass was enormous, huge, nearly the size of the rest of her body. The width and girth of her cheeks wedged her in the doorframe.

            “I think I’m stuck!” Mega Butt wailed. Her face grew red, thinking about how the other LAMOS members would soon find her, trapped by her own ass.

            “Maybe they won’t notice?” Mega Butt asked.

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            A long, intense fart echoed in the corridor, so powerful that her swollen asscheeks rippled, but they did not budge.

            Mega Butt gagged. The rotten stench of her own ass quickly filled the narrow space.

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            “It smells so bad!” Mega Butt exclaimed. She wiggled and kicked helplessly in the doorway, unable to escape her own farting, still-growing giant gassy ass.