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Meeting Mom Josh really couldn’t understand why everyone was down on Hailey Cadders. A few of his friends made prudent points to him: “I hear she’s one of those hardcore feminist girls...like, dude, seriously…”, or “ white boy dating a black feminist, dude? You’re fucking up, just wait.” Josh threw those troubles by the wayside. He was progressive, he was lighthearted, and he was...well, worth a good looking girl. “She’s gone through 40 boyfriends!” was another rebuttal. “Like seriously, I’m not making this up!” And they weren’t...which did make Josh a little hesitant. Just like he promised, he rang her doorbell at 5:45. Hailey arrived at the door a good few seconds later...it looked like she hadn’t remembered. “You uhh...look like you got out of cryo-sleep or something.” To his relief, the pretty, well built girl laughed, throwing bed head around her pajama coated shoulders. “Sorry,” she said through giggles. “At four o'clock I just CRASH, every day, after school.” “Well, a girl needs her beauty sleep.” Josh was pleased to see her smile widen at his comment. He was happier still to hear her speak. “You know that phrase actually implies rape? It refers to massive ambien supplements husbands used to give their wives when sex wasn’t available.” “Well I don’t have any ambien, so…”. Josh could have stood there all day, engaging in their friendly banter that got them hooked so easily on each other. That was, until a third voice butted in. “Jesus, Hailey, are you going to keep him outside all night?” Hailey rolled her eyes and moved past the open door frame to welcome him inside. “Casa de Cadders,” Hailey said, “ and this is the effective ‘man’ of the house...my mom.” The two rounded the corner and Josh braced himself for polite courtesy he’d heard so many boys struggle with on first dates. He took comfort with his usual skill in conversing with adults. “Evening Mrs….umm…”. Josh stopped himself as they rounded the corner into the kitchen. There she sat at the kitchen bar, a wide smile on her perfect pink lips. “Oh Hailey will bitch and moan if you call me that,” said the woman. “You can call me Darla, hun.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Mom!” Hailey complained, bravely striding forth and smacking a giggling brown woman on the arm. “I told you not to use that to express behavior!” Josh was glued to the floor, his mouth nearly agape. Hailey’s mother Darla rose to stand at almost seven feet. Where her daughter was athletically built, Darla had her build picked and pulled to a lusty God’s directions. Hailey growled up past the large tits hanging in her face through the sweater, where Darla’s beautiful, smiling face rested above. “Well, you shouldn’t bitch about things, hun. Simple as that,” said the woman. “Don’t worry, Josh, it’s not her time of the month yet. She’s usually pretty chill.” Josh was left to stand at the corner of the room while Darla laughed and her daughter threw an aggressive slap into her large arms. “I told you,” Hailey started. “That is NOT a directive of feminine attitudes! She’s just stuck in the past Josh, don’t worry-” “Go, hurry up!” said Darla, pushing her daughter out of the room. “You’re keeping your date waiting.” Josh watched his only tether to safety stomp out of the room and up the stairs. “I’ll only be five minutes!” she shouted down. Darla chuckled, moving around the counter. “Don’t trust her,” she spoke to him. “A girl’s a girl, it’ll be more like 5 hours.” Josh allowed himself a small laugh-perhaps he was misinterpreting all of this? “Which of course, leaves plenty of time for this.” Josh could only gasp before the back of her jeans slowly folded themselves at his face. BBBRRPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS! The ruddy fart trumpeted forth and ran into a hot hiss as she backed him against a wall. “You’ve got a good eye,” she told the struggling boy behind her. “Then again, I geuss my booty is kind of hard to miss.” Josh whimpered, tasting the ruddy smell of taco meat and soiled fabric pour into his face. “Pl-please Ms. C-Cadders, I mean Darla...I…,” he pleaded. “I never wanted to-” PPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTRRRROOOOOOOORRTT! BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT! She sunk her booty deeper into the wall with a laugh, burying his moans in a shower of toots. “Fuck my daughter?” she finished. “Oh come on now. My daughter doesn't bring fags home...pardon my French.” PPLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTT! “Ahhh...you recognized a Goddess when you saw one, so I assume you watch a deal of porn. Am I wrong?” Josh whimpered, watching the light pour out as she lifted off his face. “Do me a favor, hun,” she told him. “Keep quiet and follow me to the basement. I downed 5 burritos tonight and I suggest you obey if you want to not smell them all.” BBBBAAAARRRRLLLLOOOOOPPPPRRRTT! With that, she strode off down the basement steps. Josh took one look at the front door, still masked within her feces particles….he then followed, deciding her wrath was not worth it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Josh was placed face up on the recliner, with her booty cheeks slowly descending to cover his face. The heat of her rancid bootyhole outdrew the normal chill of the basement as she adjusted herself. “Good, good, no asthma or anything,” the Goddess noted. “Let’s just take a peak downstairs.” Josh only shivered in protest as she pulled down his sweatpants. His limp penis was pinched between her fingers, his ballsack prodded and poked. BBBBBBBTTTOORRIIIIIIIIOIIIIITTTTTTTTTT! “Ohhh, whew. Scuze me,” noted the Goddess, adding another small, cheesy fart to her apology. “Now, when’s the last time you got an AIDS test, Josh?” “I...I never…”. “Louder hon, come on.” Josh shivered, feeling her butthole wink in and out, delivering it’s dry salty taste to his lips. “I never did!” he shouted to her booty. “I-I’m sorry!” Darla chuckled above him. “Calm down, fartboy. You still have time. Besides, your penis looks all good from the looks of it...a little lacking, but your still a growing boy, aren’t you?” FFFFFFMMMMRPPPRBBBBBRRBBBTTTT! PPLLRROOORROOOTTTTTATTTTT! She spent a good solid minute, letting him squirm and gag under her booty as she gently stroked the scared boy’s cock. Against his arousal, she slowly had him hard in her hand. “I have good news for you, Josh,” the Goddess told him. “My daughter likes you. I mean, you hit off well with her. And what she wants is what I want...so it’s your lucky night. Or rather, your night to get lucky, if you know what I’m saying.” She paused, both for his response and to let him cough out the eggy SBD she poked into his nostrils. “I’m saying she’s going to fuck you tonight, genius.” Josh was still coughing as she rose, adjusting her stinky ass along his stomach towards the floor. Josh huffed, watching her perfect back arch against his chest...it was all too unreal to follow. Yet in an instant, he felt a stinging pain in the head of his penis. He yelped, looking to see the Goddess and her fingernails dig in. “Fair warning, fart boy. Hailey is everything to me. Fucking up tonight is fine. If you don’t stick with her, it’s whatever. But if you break her heart...well...I’ll make you regret it.” Josh shook his head, heaving air out his lungs as she released her grip and turned to look at him. “But I’m sure you’ll do fine,” she noted, kissing his forehead and throwing in a wink before she sat on his penis. “What’r...whoaahhhhhhuuhhh!” Josh’s speech turned to mud as his cock was lost to the warmth and tightness surrounding him. “Shhhhhh...your Goddess is talking now,” Darla told him, holding his drooling head upright to address him. “Hmmm...you’re a virgin, aren’t you sweetie?” BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLRRMMPPBBTT! Josh gasped as her massive fart exploded around his penis. The Goddess wriggled her ass around him for a tighter fit, adding to the massive pleasure vibrations attacking every cell in his nervous system. It was all he could do to nod into her massive tits. “I thought as much. Don’t worry, everyone’s first time is short lived and awkward. It’s good to blow out a load to last longer.” FFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBRRRRLLLLRRPPPRBBBRRTTTT! And just like that, he was off. She pulled him in close to bury the orgasm within her smothering tits. Josh heaved in a world of wonder, reaching around to pinch her booty...and convince himself it was all real. “Mom, where’s your hairdryer?!” They heard Hailey shout upstairs. The Goddess pulled the boy from her chest and delivered a direction of silence with her finger on his lips. “Right hand drawer, in my bathroom, sweetie!” she yelled. Then, a heavy sigh as she turned back to her partner. “Looks like she’s finishing up. We better get you up there.” Josh gasped as she rose, relasing her bootyhole’s death grip upon his penis. A devastating amount of his semen clung to his personage. Yet when she turned around, bending over to address him with her spread booty, he saw nothing but a tight, perfect hole. “Condom?” she asked simply. Her fingers parted her pussy lips to reveal a neat set of plastic shed tucked inside. “I...I brought my own...in my wallet.” Josh told her ass. Darla laughed. “So you HAVE come prepared, huh?” She bent her face down and threw him a smile. “Just a few quickies….it’s lower than you think, use your head to search for it. Maybe with your size you should convince her to sit on it...sorry hon, I’m on your side, trust me.” BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT! Josh winced, coming dangerously close to taking the expelled semen dripping out her bootyhole. She pulled up her pants and rose. “What else...oh yeah, keep ALL your fingers in the pink...at least for date one. She’ll let you know when your ready.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Josh was on autopilot through it all. The dinner, the movie, the long talk in the car. Goddess Darla had even told him where she liked; a well lit construction sight abandoned for the evening. Perfect for deep conversations on where the country was going, why she liked him, why he was different….why his lips tasted so good...why he was a really good kisser, no really, she meant it. Even as she eventually sat on his cock, he was a little afraid to admit he imagined her mother’s thunderous thighs pouncing on his. It felt a little better, dropping her off at her front porch, giving her a kiss goodnight and a promise of another romantic evening together. The familiar tension returned when Goddess Darla opened the front door. “Come on, Rapunzel, Prince Charming and you have school tomorrow.” Hailey shot her mother a nasty look, obviously not content to being perpetrated as a weak female likeness. “Night, Josh,” she whispered in his ear, before pecking his cheek goodnight. Goddess Darla let her squeeze past and up the stairs into her room. Josh stood valiantly as the Goddess smiled at him. “Good job!” she quietly, enthusiastically mouthed, before turning to enter her house. BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTT! PPPRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT! She sighed in relief, purposely farting outside in Josh’s direction before shutting the door.
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