Mandy
by Wolf

Mandy was a unique woman to say the least, and by that I mean, she had an unusual but exceedingly beautiful body. If you were a "tit man", then Mandy wouldn't interest you at all - she had none! It's true, most 13-year-olds could put her to shame, and be this as it may, it didn't seem to bother Mandy one bit. You see, where God had decided not to give her any breasts to speak of, he did however, give her one of the most exquisite asses you could ever hope to see on a woman! Mandy new this, and ever since she'd hit maturity, she'd been using it to her advantage. Now, at the age of 32, Mandy was a real pro at finding the men that would most enjoy the exquisite gift God had given her. It was still difficult for her to find a butt- man that would go all-out for her, which was something she thrived on: A man that had no limitations when it came to her ass! That was why she found it necessary to use her own little tactics to weed out the squeamish....

Mandy worked at the book store in the town Mall, and was presently busy rearranging some books on the selves near the rear of the store when she noticed a rather cute, blond-haired stud walk in. He filled out his tank-top and faded jeans nicely, and had a cool, calm strut to his walk that bespoke the confidence he had in himself. He didn't exactly look conceited, yet Mandy could tell the man knew he was hot, and because of this, had no need to exaggerate himself in any way. Mandy liked what she saw, and quickly decided to make her move on him!

John had come into the book store for one reason and one reason only: To see if the woman he saw in here last week was working today. He'd been with his girl friend the week before, so he hadn't been able to come in and check the woman out more closely. So today he'd come out to the Mall alone in the hopes of seeing the woman that had caught his attention so profoundly the week before.

Acting as though he was looking for a particular section to browse through, but actually looking for the woman instead, it wasn't till he was near the back of the store when he finally caught sight of her. And what an impact she had on him too! He was so devastated by her erotic appearance that he nearly tripped over his own feet when he saw her! She was the same blond-haired woman he'd seen last week, he was positive it was! She stood around 5'4", and couldn't have weighed more than 110 lbs. She had a peculiar yet gorgeous body, in that her upper torso was small built compared to her slightly more filled out lower half. The white t-shirt she was wearing showed only a couple of small lumps underneath that were trying to pass themselves off as breasts, but were failing miserably. He wasn't able to check her out any further because he'd walked towards her too fast and had to cut his gaping short when she looked towards him with a warm smile of greeting on her beautiful face.

"Hello," she said.

"Um, hi," John replied, not really sure what to say or do next. Hearing her voice for the first time, John found it both melodious and a little nasal at the same time. It was then that he noticed the size of her nose. It was big, but not overly so, and to him, it looked perfect on her. He hadn't at all been prepared for the devastating impact she wound up having over him, and was now left beside himself as to what to do next.

Mandy could see that he was flustered, but not wanting to scare him away, she looked back to the books she was rearranging, and asked, "Need any help finding anything?"

John looked at the books on the selves beside him and discovered he was in the "kids section" of the store. Thinking as fast as he could, he replied, "Uh, no, not really. It's my nephew's birthday in a couple of days, so I was thinking of getting him something to read."

"Well that would be a nice gift," Mandy stated, knowing it was an outright lie, but going along with it anyhow.

"Yeah. Um, I think I'm just going to browse for a bit." John said, relieved that his lie had went over so well.

Mandy looked back to him and gave him another warm smile. "Just let me know if you need any help with anything then."

"I will. Thanks."

John stepped back a little ways to give the impression that he was looking down at the lower shelves, but having no intention to do that at all. No, as soon as he stepped back, he looked straight over to her and down at her ass. And when he took in the site of her ass, he actually stopped breathing! It was fucking incredible! He was positive he'd never seen better! No words could accurately describe its beauty, and no picture could ever hope to do it any justice either! It was an ass you would have to see in person to fully appreciate its overall splendor! John couldn't pull his eyes away from it even if he'd wanted to. He didn't care if anyone noticed his crude staring or not. He didn't even care about the fact that his cock was getting hard right there in public.

Mandy had a good idea that the guy was standing in back of her staring at her ass. She could practically feel it! Her cunt began to tingle with the hope that the guy was a TRUE butt-man. One that knew no limitations when it came to his desire to have her ass in any and every way!

Feeling his penetrating eyes locked onto her backside, Mandy figured it was time to start measuring his lust for her ass and started by cocking it first to one side, then to the other about a minute later. She wanted him to see it from all possible aspects, and doing this was a good place to start. After a few minutes of this, however, her curiosity got the better of her, so she turned around to see what he was doing. She didn't turn around very fast, because she didn't want to actually catch him staring at her and end up scaring him off. No, she turned around slowly, but wound up catching him anyway. In fact, he never took his eyes off her ass at all, even after she was turned and looking right at him! Mandy actually felt herself flush when she saw the overwhelming desire the guy so obviously had for her ass! Her hopes soared to new heights when she glanced down at his crotch and noticed the very evident erection he was sporting in his jeans! 'Jesus!', she thought. 'The guy couldn't be more transparent if he wanted to!'

Mandy turned back around with a delighted and excited smile plastered all over her face. Taking her tactics to the next stage, she turned to stand sideways to the shelves and bent over to rearrange some of the books on the lower shelves. It was just another way of giving him another aspect of what her ass looked like, and she knew damn well he was taking advantage of it!

John snapped out of his coma when the woman turned and bent over to rearrange the books on the lower shelves. Her hips flared out subtly, and the jeans that had previously been hidden within her glorious ass were now visible thanks to her parting cheeks! It was a magnificent site, and was one that he just had to take advantage of!

Taking a quick look around to see if anyone was near and finding no-one, John stepped back forward and dropped down to one knee right beside her. Though he reached for a book on the shelf, he did it without looking at it. Instead, his head was cranked over to the right so he could look at the woman's ass from head-on and from only a foot away! With a need and desire so profound, John leaned in as close as he dared to her gaping asscrack and took a whiff of it. The odor coming out of her crack was so subtle it was nearly nonexistent, yet it was enough to make John's mouth flood with hot saliva in any event! It was like nectar from the Gods, and was the precise fuel that fed his fire! Having no desire to move away from her, John went right on smelling her superior ass, taking in as much of that precious aroma as he could get!

Mandy was overwhelmed with glee when she saw the guy move up and drop down to one knee right behind her. And she was even more overwhelmed when she saw him lean in to smell her! She could see him well enough by looking back between her legs to know that was exactly what he was doing. It was time to move on to her next tactic, and since he showed no sign of moving away from her, Mandy took the opportunity to act.

Concentrating, summoning up the gas she knew she had within her bowels, Mandy managed to build up a sizable pocket of gas in only 30 seconds flat. Looking back and seeing that the blond-haired stud was still smelling her ass, Mandy released her pocket of gas slowly so he would be able to sniff all he wanted of it should he find it to his liking.

John was literally shocked when the gorgeous ass he was sniffing suddenly began to produce noise! This hot, beautiful, drop-dead attractive woman was farting! John's shock only lasted for a split second, and once he was over it, he was sniffing up the warm gas drifting through the woman's jeans! The scent of her fart was sharp and biting, and not entirely to John's liking, yet there was no way in hell he was pulling away from it! Not a chance! The stench may have been great, but it was coming from that most attractive ass of hers, and because of this John was going nowhere!

He passed, and he passed with flying colors! Mandy knew without a doubt that the guy behind her was a true butt-man! He kept right on smelling her ass even after her fart was long gone and Mandy was inclined to let him. She really wanted to reach back and pull his face right into her ass, but she decided against it and took a different approach instead.

Standing upright again, Mandy waited until she thought the guy had backed away from her, then turned around to face him. His face was red and it looked like he was too afraid to even look up at her.

Acting as if she knew nothing about what had just happened between the two of them, Mandy looked down at him with innocent eyes and suggested warmly, "If you can't find anything today, you can always come back tomorrow. We're getting a new shipment in tonight, so you might have better luck if you come back."

"Yeah, uh, that might be a good idea." John replied without looking up at her. He couldn't find the courage to look her in the eye until he was back on his feet, and once he did turn to meet her gaze, he found himself practically transfixed by her beautiful, big brown eyes. "Thanks," was all he could find to say.

"You're quite welcome," Mandy replied, flashing her bright smile at him. Mandy watched as the guy walked away from her. He stumbled and bumped into a couple of shelves on his way, because he kept wanting to look back at her for too long a period and wound up walking right into the shelves of books. She kept her eyes on him the whole way, and with a flirting smile on her face as well, giving him further incentive to come back tomorrow, though she doubted he needed any.

*****

When Mandy got to work the next day, it was 100 % prepared for the her and the stud's next meeting. She'd selected a loose-fitting, long sleeve, black and white top, and a pair of black Hot-Pants as her outfit for the day, not bothering with any undergarments beneath. She'd spent a great deal of time making sure her face and hair were made up just right, wanting nothing more than to look positively irresistible to the Stud when he showed up later that day. Not only that, but she'd forgone taking her morning shit in the event the guy wanted to smell her ass again, and if he did, then she'd have plenty of gas to give him when that time did come!

John drove out to the Mall much earlier than he'd gone the day before, because he was hoping to beat the crowd of people that would eventually show up later on. As a matter of fact, it was only a half hour after the Mall opened when he showed up and made his way to the Book Store. He'd dressed himself in a black tank-top and a pair of old faded jeans shorts for their meeting today in the hopes of showing her his bodily goods.

When John finally entered the Book Store and had located the woman from yesterday, he found himself awestruck once again by her phenomenal beauty! She was standing up by the cash-register with her much less attractive co-worker when he'd stepped in, and after browsing around the front half of the Store for a few minutes, he finally managed to get her attention. When she smiled and waved to him, he did likewise, and then he watched as she turned and said something to her co-worker who in return, looked over at him and then back to her, nodding and smiling knowingly. John took this as a good sign and left the smile on his face as he kept browsing the shelves of books.

After Mandy had stated to Christine {her co-worker} that she was going to go hit on the cute guy that had just entered the store, she made her way over to him and very much enjoyed his raking eyes as she walked over.

"Still interested in a book for your nephew?" Mandy asked.

"Yeah, I think so," John replied, noticing the name-tag she wore on her shirt for the first time.

"Okay, well, I'll be working on the shelf right behind the children's section, so if you need my help for anything just let me know." Mandy stated, then led the way back to the section they'd been in the day before.

John walked right behind her and fell in love with the Hot-Pants she'd chose to wear today! Her ass looked incredible in them, and the slight bounce of each cheek teased his cock into hardness even before they were at their destination!

Mandy had prepared for this meeting of theirs as soon as she'd got to work, so when she stepped up beside a box of books on the floor where he'd be at as he looked for a book for his nephew, she stopped and turned around. Gesturing to the shelf they'd been at yesterday, she said, "I put some new ones up just this morning, so if you have any questions about finding a particular one, just let me know."

"I will, thanks." John said, then pretended to look for a book he had no intentions of buying.

Mandy took a look around the store from over the top of the shelves and was thankful he'd come in so early. There wasn't another sole in the entire store yet, so she wouldn't have to worry about them being caught at all. She knew Christine wouldn't come back here, because Mandy had already told her of her intentions with the guy. The stage was set, and Mandy was quick to perform.

Taking a fairly wide stance in front of the box on the floor, one that went well past shoulder width, Mandy bent over and started sorting through them, acting as if she were looking for a particular one.

John had a good idea that Mandy had just bent over for his benefit alone, and not having any intentions of letting her down, he quickly got down to one knee like he'd done the day before, but this time he positioned himself so the shelf was to his left and her gorgeous ass was to his right. And once he did look to his right, he was confronted once again by that amazing ass of hers from only a foot away. The Hot-Pants she was wearing fit her like a second skin, and were riding up her crack a good long ways now that she was bending over! Once he looked up and down the isle to make sure the coast was clear, John ran his nose right up to her open crack and took a very needful sniff of it!

Mandy had been keeping an eye on him through her wide spread legs and just as soon as she saw him lean in to sniff her ass, she released the fart she'd already had built up and ready. It was long and practically completely silent, but there was enough noise from it that even she could hear it, so she had no doubt that HE could as well. It was so arousing being able to fart in the guys face and to watch him smell it up as if it were a bodily need for him! His need for it actually got the best of him at one time, because she felt his nose lightly brush up against her crack when he tried to get closer! Of course, she never acknowledged the touch, and remained motionless as she continued farting in his face.

John was practically in Heaven! Not only was he sniffing one of the most beautiful asses he'd ever seen, but he was doing it while that beauty was relieving itself! The fumes that quickly seeped through the thin material of her pants contained a most wonderful aroma, and to John, it was even better than yesterday's! The fart she'd let yesterday had been sharp and stinging, but today's was, if anything, the complete opposite. It was still thick and heavy with a strong odor, but it was a deep, dull odor that held no kick to it at all.

When her long-winded fart finally subsided, John leaned back and gave some thought as to what had just happened. Could it have been a coincidence that she farted beside him two day's in a row? He kind of figured she'd bent over for him both yesterday and today, but did she know he'd been in back of her sniffing her ass, and if she did know, was that why she'd farted? Did she want him to smell her gas? John was leaning towards the idea that she DID know about him smelling her butt! It just seemed to him that it was far too good a thing to be just a coincidence! So how should he proceed? After thinking about this for a minute, John discovered that HE didn't have to do anything. So far, she'd been the one making the moves, so he figured he may as well let her continue.

Mandy had actually had to start working when he'd backed away from her ass, and it had been a minute now and still he was just sitting back there! She had a good idea that he was back there doing a lot of thinking. She'd seen it a few times before: The guy wanted nothing more than to go further with her, yet he was either too afraid, or too confused and didn't know how to go about it. That was okay with her, because she enjoyed taking charge, enjoyed taking the lead into the next stage. Anyhow, this was her game and she was the one making the rules!

Mandy stood upright with a few books in her hands and twisted her upper torso around so she could look down at the hunk behind her. "Having any luck yet?" she asked innocently.

John had been lost in staring at her ass when she'd asked him the question, and he was a bit startled to find that she was looking back at him from above, catching him in the act! "Uh, yeah, sort of," he managed to say.

"Well take your time," Mandy said, while looking around the still empty store and liking what she saw. "We're open all day."

"Thanks," John replied, a weak smile of confidence starting to come across his face. "My name is John, by-the-way."

"Mandy. Nice to meet you John," Mandy said, extending her right hand for him to take.

John took her small, delicate hand in greeting, and asked, "I'm not being a bother am I?"

"Not at all. Besides, if you were being a bother, I'd have to kick your ass and throw you out of the store," Mandy stated, jokingly.

John tried picturing this tiny little thing trying to kick his ass and it made him chuckle a little as a result. This in turn brought a big, beautiful smile to Mandy's face, one that had a very big impact on John. He made a mental note to himself to break up with his girlfriend as soon as he got home so he could further pursue this gorgeous creature named Mandy!

Mandy took her hand back, and still smiling, she said, "Well, I better get back to work so you can continue browsing." And with that said, she bent right over in his face again.

John spent only a few seconds taking in the site of her flaring hips and open asscrack before he leaned back in for another sniff of it! And boy was he glad he did too! Just as soon as he got his nose up close to her crack again, John was hit by yet another fart from her! This one was nowhere near as quiet as her first one had been though, and in fact, produced quite a bit of noise! Her big fart popped and hissed directly in front of his waiting nose, sounding even louder to him because he was so close! The odor was identical to her first one: Rich, thick, and intoxicating!

Mandy was once again watching him from between her widely spread legs and could clearly see him taking great pleasure in inhaling the hot fart she was releasing in his face. If he'd had any doubt before in whether or not she'd been farting for HIM, he surely didn't any more! The fart she was releasing in his face right now was a little on the loud side, yet not so loud that Christine would hear it up front. There was no way he could doubt her intentions now, and yet he still refrained himself from shoving his nose in her ass like she knew he so dearly wanted! It was up to her then to make this happen!

After dilly dallying around in the box of books at her feet for while, letting John have plenty of time to sniff up all of her last fart, Mandy stood upright once more so she could look around the store. There was still not a customer in the place, and Christine was even reading a magazine up at the cash-register. Perfect!

Turning and facing John, who was still down on his knee, Mandy asked, "Can you do me a really big favor?"

"Anything!"

Mandy smiled her thanks. "Okay, now you can't let anyone see you, but I could really use your help in the back room."

John nodded his head with enthusiasm.

Looking around the empty store again, playing her part to the hilt, Mandy whispered, "Just stay low and follow me, okay?"

"You got it." John replied, not really knowing or caring what it was she actually had planned!

When Mandy turned around and slowly started walking away from him, John followed close behind her, keeping himself low so as not to let anyone see him. He kept his eyes glued to her exquisite ass the entire way, fucking loving the way it moved around so seductively from the graceful way she walked! He couldn't wait for his next chance to smell it again!

Mandy didn't really need his help for anything, but she did, however, have something planned for him once they were in the back storage room. They would have plenty of privacy back there and wouldn't have to worry about someone walking in on them at a bad time. What she was going to do was have him hold on to her from behind while she climbed up the step ladder they had back there, all the while pretending to need his assistance while she looked for a particular series up on one of the shelves above. She was only going to climb up far enough so that her ass was right in his face again, and hopefully, because of their seclusion, he'd have the courage to finally put his nose in her ass this time!

Making it to her destination, Mandy turned around to face him with her innocent expression in place. "I'm going to need you to hold on to me while I go up this step-stool here," she said, indicating the step-stool beside her. "It doesn't have any rails to hold on to, and I hate going up the thing because of that."

"No problem," John said. "I won't let you fall."

"Thank you so much. You're so sweet," Mandy said, reaching out and touching his muscular arm as she walked around to mount the first step.

Taking his offered hand in hers, Mandy climbed the step's until she thought her ass would be level with his face. Letting go of his hand, she turned around to look over the shelves of books before her. She grinned to herself when she felt him take a tentative hold of her thighs as he did his job at preventing her from falling. It was going just as she'd planned!

John once again had the most beautiful ass in the world right in front of his face! As he stood there and stared at it, absorbing its perfection, he heard her ask herself, "Now where are they?" as she browsed over the stacks of books on the shelves before her. Then suddenly she bent over to look at the lower shelves and her ass literally shot back towards him, taking him completely by surprise! He watched as she brought her right leg two steps higher up on the stool, and the overall shot she was giving him was spectacular! Her hips were flaring out, and her asscheeks opened right up for him, letting him see just how far her Hot-Pants were riding up her crack, and he could almost swear they were bottomed out! It was glorious!

Looking back between her legs, Mandy saw John almost instantly lean in to sniff her ass again. He still didn't touch her though, but with enough incentive form her, she knew she would eventually make him lose his self-control. And she would too!

Nope, that's not it," she said, acting like she was still looking for the book she'd come in for. She noticed that John hadn't backed away when she'd made her statement, and she was glad that he didn't too! The fart she had built up was going to be a real doozy! Not holding back at all this time, Mandy bared down and farted astonishingly loud right in his face! It lasted for only a second, and at its very end, she had to clamp down because she felt the turd inside her making a break for the exit!

Seeing that he STILL didn't shove his nose up her ass, Mandy arched her back and looked back over her shoulder so she could see him smell her ass. He was so engrossed in smelling her fart that he didn't even realize she was looking back at him!

"I'd apologize, but I can see that's not really necessary," Mandy stated.

John finally looked up and discovered that she was looking right down at him while he sniffed her ass! Oddly enough, she didn't at all look upset by it! All he could do was lock eyes with her and not move a muscle!

"Or do I?" Mandy asked, lifting one eyebrow and smirking a bit.

John shook his head, "No."

"Do you like smelling my ass?" she asked.

John nodded his reply.

Liking the silent way he was communicating, Mandy grinned outright and continued, "And don't you love it when I fart in your face?"

He nodded again.

"And does it make you hungry for more?"

More nodding.

"I'll bet you'd just love to get that tongue of yours right up my ass, wouldn't you?" Mandy stated in a hushed, seductive tone. "Hoping all along that you'd run into some shit up there so you could eat it! Is that what you want? You want to eat my shit?"

Though this was something that John had never tried or even thought about trying, his reply came almost instantly! He nodded.

Overjoyed at his immediate response, Mandy grinned even bigger and stated, "Well then, have I got some good news for you!" Reaching back, Mandy grabbed the back of his head and pulled his face into her ass. He showed no reluctance. She had a decent sized fart ready for him, and she pushed this one out too, sending it shooting straight up his inhaling nose! She felt and watched him work his nose around in her crack so he could get it in the best position for smelling up her gas, and this alone nearly made her cum!

Wanting him now more than ever, she stated, "Go close and lock the door!"

While he sprinted over to the door, Mandy took the opportunity to remove her Hot-Pants completely. She got back into the position she was in before he left, and when he returned with bulging eyes, she was ready for him!

John stepped up behind her in complete astonishment! Bare from the waist down, she was positively the most stunning site he'd ever laid eye's on! Her skin was extremely smooth looking and milky-white like china. Her hips, thighs, and butt held perfect symmetry, and the position she'd taken back up on the stool enhanced her overall appearance even further! She looked like the Goddess of Beauty! To complete the package, John zeroed in on her private parts and found both her cunt and asshole exceptionally pleasing to the eye! Her cunt was full and hairless, consisting of nothing more than a pink, wet slit! And her asshole... Ohhh did he love the looks of that! The light brown muscular band that was her sphincter was as big around as a fifty-cent-piece, and even as he gaped at it in hunger, he saw it open up a little, letting him see a dark void within! He knew what that meant too! No one had so much control over their asshole to enable them to actually open it up at will! That only meant that she had some shit waiting for him just inside that beautiful door of hers!

Keeping an eye on him from over her shoulder, Mandy saw his mouth drop open even further than it had been when she let her asshole open up a bit. The big turd she had packed in her ass was getting more and more anxious for release, but she held it at bay and actually used it to tease him. Then, finally, of his own accord, he ran his nose up in her ass to plant it right over her open sphincter! She could hear and feel him inhaling the fumes that were no doubt drifting out of her asshole, and from simply knowing that he was smelling the stench of her shit, Mandy finally came! It was a wonderful, WONDERFUL orgasm, and it lasted for nearly a solid minute!

When Mandy began having an orgasm, the force of it caused her turd to make its way out in return. It pushed right up against John's sniffing nose, and that was all the farther he let it go. Pushing back, John held it in place and took great pleasure in inhaling its thick, raw scent! Her shit was wonderfully thick and hard, his pushing nose barely putting a dent into it at all! His head was filled with the concentrated aroma of her feces, and it literally made his head dizzy with lust! If he'd ever had any doubts about eating this woman's shit, they were gone now! The act held no disgust over him at all now!

When Mandy's orgasm was finally over, she realized John was holding her shit in with his nose, preventing it from coming out any farther than the hole itself! Working her bowels a bit, she managed to pull the big log back inside her. Though her leg's were a little on the shaky side from just having had a massive orgasm, Mandy had no intentions of sitting down for a rest. No, she remained right where she was up on the step-stool, and kept her ass pushed back into John's face so he could continue smelling her stench! And speaking of stench... After only a few minutes had gone by, Mandy once again felt a mass amount of gas making its way through her, and once she had it built up and waiting at the door, she reached back and grabbed a handful of John's hair to hold him in place, and then hit him with it with as much force as she could put behind it! Because of the pressure in which his nose was being pressed up against her sphincter, her fart came out sounding like a damn trumpet! Mandy heard John curse passionately about how wonderful her shit smelt, and of all things, he even told her that he loved her! This made Mandy grin and almost giggle. She had no doubt that he was in love, but it was her ass he was in love with, not her.

Mandy finally stood upright and turned around, and was just getting ready to order John to lay down on the floor when there came a knock on the door. Mandy was horrified when she heard the deep male voice call out her name, asking if she was okay! It was the store Manager, her boss, and her doom if he caught John back here!

"Uh, just a minute!" she called back, trying to sound calm while feeling the complete opposite!

Thinking fast, she looked down at John who was looking a bit nervous himself, and whispered, "Quick, hold out your hands!"

John had no clue as to what she was about, but obeyed her demand and held out his hands before him. However, understanding finally did come when she turned back around and stuck her ass out towards him! Her asshole immediately bulged and opened, and a hissing sound could be heard from her big turd making its way out! She was going to shit in his hands!! It took her only a few seconds to take her shit, and when she was done and starting to get dressed again, John found himself holding a astonishingly thick, 9 inch long piece of shit! He was still staring at it in dismay when he felt her smack his shoulder.

Grinning openly over his dumbfounded expression, Mandy whispered, "I'm sorry it has to be like this, but you're going to have to wait in here for a while until the coast is clear before you leave." She leaned in and gave him a quick wet kiss, and added, "And I hope you enjoy the gift."

John went and hid behind one of the shelves when Mandy had turned and made for the door. When she left the room, he could hear her talking to her boss, but it sounded like it was coming from a great distance away. John was so engrossed in the feel, smell, and site of the big log of shit he was holding, nothing else really seemed to matter or exist! He wished like hell he could preserve it somehow so he could looked at from time to time, but he knew there was no way of doing that. So, a few minutes later when John finally left the storage- room and then the store itself, it was with a full belly and a case of VERY bad breath!