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Lethal Weapon 69 Steven and Janet have been married for only 2 years now. About 6 months ago Steven impregnated his beautiful wife. Janet had long slender legs, a big 36c breast, and an ass so beutiful it makes you wanna cry. Now 6 months into her pregnancy Janet was feeling over emotional, depressed, and almost always angry. She blames Steven for doing this to her,although she really doesn't mean it. Her breasts have swelled to a wonderful 32D (Hey my story - her breasts will be as big as I like) and her ass is firm but now it's more like a mound of pure ass. About 2 nights ago Steven and Janet had an argument when Janet farted under the covers while they were sleeping. The smell was putrid hell and forced them to leave the room. Upset for having to be disturbed from his sleep Steven yelled at his wife and in a fit of anger called her a Fat, Nasty, Farting Bitch. And told her from now on to keep her smelly ass to herself. Needless to say Janet wasn't too pleased with that statement. Then exactly the next day Steven went out to the local Barnes & Noble and purchased a book called The Pregnant Women's Guide To Farting, and presented it to his emotionally distressed wife,who took one look at it and became enraged at the audacity that he had. She swore that he would be sorry for that, AND HE WOULD!!!!!! The next night at dinner Janet had cooked chili. Steven ate the chili but it never dawned on him what chili does to soemone's system. So now imagine your pregnant wife eating it. Steven had about 2 bowls of chili,while Janet had about 6, and a tall glass of orange juice to wash it all down with. Now I don't personally understand why orange juice tends to give pregnant women gas, and I don't think Steven did either. That night around midnight while Steven was sleeping he was awoken by the stench of death, and as soon as he realized that smell was offensive his eyes began to water,and he became sick to his stomach. He tried to leave the room, but was suprised to find he couldn't. He suddenly became aware that he was handcuffed to the bed, and his his wife was sitting on his chest, aiming her sphincter canon directly at his nose through her tightly stretched flannel pants. He screamed at her, "Janet,What the HELL are you doing!?!?" His question was answered when a long hot fart blew itself directly in his direction,Pssssssssstttsss. "Ahh", Janet said in a sigh of relief. "That one was waiting for you to wake up". "Janet,"Steven said now realizing what he was facing, "Baby please if you're thinking what I think you are, PLEASE,PLEASE Don't do it." Janet quickly replied, "What do you mean? This?" Bruuuump! Poopss Put put. "Ohhh, Excuse me.Where are my manners? My mother always told me I should share." And with that she removed her flannel pants,which were actually saving Steven by filtering some of the stench out,and sat with just her plain white cotton panties smack dead on his nose. She inhaled and......Pooooot,Brummmp Blllllbubplbb.Ahhhhhhhh! Ooooh. That chili is really kicking in. "Janet stop!" Steven said with tears in his eyes and repressing the need to cough and gag. His cries were answered with a quick Pooont,Plublplpl.Blooort Bloooort Plbbbbbbbb. "Ya know Steven that book you bought me told me, most pregnant women's number one cause of gas is spicy foods, such as the chili we had, and orange juice,which I had. Do you agree?" Plubpbpbpb Plubbbb Brpppppp Pooontssssssssssssssssssssssss. A final hot airy fart singed Steven's nose hairs, leaving him coughing,and violently tearing up. Bluuuuuubbbbb. Plooooorp. Spkoooont Blaaap Blaaap Ptssssssssssssss. "No No NO! Janet STOP!!!!!!!!!" "Why should I? You're the reason I'm like this, You've humiliated me, with that stupid book, you yelled and you screamed at me, And come to think of it, You called me a BITCH!" Steven sensed the anger in his wife's voice and began to fear his wife like he had never feared any women before. He knew it was coming, and with that Janet released full force, No more pauses, No more talk, just all fart.............................................. Pbbbbbbbbbb,Blooooooorp,Blaaaaaapapbbbbb,Skpoooont,Blub Blub Blub Blublubblubblbblublbpblbublbplb. Skreeeeeeeech Spooooooosh. Ptssssssssssssssssssssss Ptsssssssssssssssss Ptssssssssssssss. Steven's cries were suddenly silenced when Janet sat full force on him,trapping his mouth unfortunately open. And Janet now enraged let out one last mighty earthquake, window shattering, paint peeling fart. Steven feared it,a s Janet's stomach started to gas, gurgle and bubble creating the monstrous fart, Fluft He felt a pre blast of pure sulfur,a preview of what was to come and then............. Brplplrplbulbublublbblubprlrprlpblr...BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!! Janet's ass thunder rained down on his defenseless nostrils and open mouth until everything went black the last sounds he heard were a last BLUUUUUP BLUB, and the sound of his wife laughing.
The next morning Steven awoke to find his wife nowhere around, and he was still chained to the bed, he lay there for a minute or two until, BOOM the bedroom door was kicked open, and in walked Janet with a bowl of chili, and a glass of orange juice, saying "Good morning honey, I made you breakfast in bed, I've already eaten mine. But you better eat up cause you'll need you strength" she said, with a devilish grin on her face. Steven's eyes watered but not from a bad smell,He was now crying like a little baby begging his wife,NO MORE FARTING PLEASE! ================================================================== Continue the story with Lethal Weapon 69: Part 2 by Derrick ================================================================== |
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