Intruder
by Slave Fart

They told me I was the third victim, but THAT was a new twist.

If the ordeal wasn't humiliating enough, the cops stifling their laughter sure were making my cheeks burn. The shitty coffee in front of me wouldn't ever get that taste out of my mouth. Damnit, that was a bad word to use.

The room wasn't that cold, but I still had on a blanket. Fucking hell, my cheeks are on fire.

"So," the fat black cop trying not to laugh could barely ask, "Take us through it again..."

I released a deep sigh, "Well..."

"Here," the thin white cop pushed a mentos across the table, "Put this in your mouth. Your breath is, uh..."

They both busted out laughing, unable to contain it any longer. I broke down in tears.

"There, there. Go ahead. Tell us," it was the slender female cop I'd asked to recuse herself from the room, but she was the only one that might be able to listen. She walked around the table, and despite the ordeal I'd just been through, I couldn't help but look at her perfect, round, ample ass.

"Fine... So there I was, walking home..."

--

Walking home late at night is really stupid, I know that, but it was a nice summer night and I enjoy the air. Plus I'm not exactly small, at 6'5" and the amount that I work out? Please. Nobody is fucking with me.

I was so close to home, literally on my doorstep, and right as I get in my door I feel someone right behind me, they have something hard in my back.

"Don't move or scream, or I'll fucking shoot. I'll shoot you right in that pretty little spine."

It was a woman, and I couldn't tell but she sounded very serious. I started walking forward.

"That's right. Now, I'm not here to rape or rob you, so you just follow instructions, this won't be so bad, and we'll be just dandy, got it?"

I nodded.

"Good. Now, let's get to apartment 1D."

How the fuck did she know my apartment number?

The hallway seemed darker than usual as I walked with the gun in my back. I thought about making a noise or knocking on a neighbor's door, but then I also thought about how I didn't want to get shot. She'd told me this wouldn't be bad, so... I just went with it.

Contrary to what I thought would happen in a high stress situation, I ended up being very calm and my keys slid into the door easily, my door slid open, and we were inside.

"On your knees."

I obeyed.

"Hands at your side."

When she started wrapping me with duct tape, I finally saw her for the first time.

She was wearing spandex and a loose, black full-bodied but no backed halter top. I could see a butterfly tattoo that was 70% exposed, but her fat rolls hid some of it. She was moving quicker than you thought she would, wrapping me up, all while pointing a gun at me.

"Glad I didn't have to use this. I've had to once before. Wasn't pretty. Ok, you and I are going to chat."

I could tell I wasn't able to move with an entire roll of duct tape around my arms. At least I had a hoodie on and there wouldn't be much hair ripped up.

"But first, feet in the air, and trust me, I am not afraid to use this gun."

I fell to the ground with a thud and rolled onto my back, raising my legs up.

"You are doing very well. If you scream at any point, I will shoot. Do not test me."

She swung her left leg over me and was now straddling my body. The only thing I could see while looking up was how huge her ass was. I wasn't sure how she was able to be that fat and still have such incredible lift on her butt. The tape started my feet and then continued until she'd used an entire roll on my pants. Again, thankful this wasn't contacting my skin too much, only enough at my waist that I wouldn't be bale to just slip out of my clothes. She had me completely at her mercy now.

Her weight was heavy as she walked over to my counter and set down her gun.

"You and I are going to have a little fun," her smile was so huge, "Wanna guess at what that fun is?"

"You're going to rape me."

"Hahaha! No! No no no... I'm going to fart on you!"

I was appalled, "Absolutely not!"

She smirked and let her head bob a little as she became incredulous, "And how are you going to stop me?"

I looked around as she came closer and closer. She straddled my body again, facing my feet, her giant ass above me. Her hands slid under her spandex and she was bare assed. I decided it my only hope to shout for help and she descended her giant ass upon my face.

The only problem is that I was too late, like a heat seeking missile, her anus found my open mouth.

"Ooooo! I usually work up to that! Have you smell a few and then take it from there, but I like it! We'll start off a little higher up, since I plan on taking it all the way."

"Aaww uh huh?"

"All the way. You'll see. For now, you just enjoy. And if you think about screaming, I won't shoot you, no... I'll suffocate you in my ass."

We sat for a moment longer, my lying on the ground duct taped and helpless. Her, sitting atop my face like it was nothing out of the ordinary.

"You know, I might enjoy having you lap away at my asshole while I get some of this gas out. Go ahead."

I would do no such thing!

Her fat hands crashed hard on my stomach, "I said 'lick my asshole'! So fucking do it! I'm in charge, here! And the next time it'll be your fucking balls!"

I could no longer refuse, and my tongue touched her ass as I shut my eyes tighter with humiliation.

"That's it. Now it'll feel better when I do this..."

It was such a hot fart, a slow burn.

SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR

She cooed above me as the sulphur, almost metallic taste washed throughout my mouth.

"Oooohhahahahaha! You are in for a bad night, slave. Get that tongue up in my asshole."

I didn't hesitate this time, and my tongue went deeper and deeper up her butthole. She farted out a loud ripper, which blasted my tongue back into my mouth with force and I choked.

BBBURRRRRRUUUUMMMPPPP

She was laughing very hard and lifted her weight off me for a moment, allowing me to breathe.

"Hahaha! Oh fucking hell! Do you smell that?!?! Hahaha! Of course you do! It's right in your fucking face! I'm farting in your face, and what can you do? You know what, there is something you can do... You can thank me."

"Thank you?"

"You're welcome, but I want you to really thank me. Give my asshole a little kiss since it's blowing you a kiss back. Give my bootyhole a smooch. Smooch my bootyhole."

I had seen what refusal got and I didn't like it. Maybe if I just comply it'll be over faster.

My lips pursed and softly, gently I placed a kiss onto her anus like one might to a baby's forehead. Everything about this was soft, until...

BBBLLLLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTPTPTPTPTP

She nearly lost balance she was laughing so hard.

"My asshole just kissed you back! Blew you a little smooch back! Hahaha," she leaned forward, grabbing her stomach, "Aw fuck... Damn White Castle and Taco Bell."

The smell made sense, because it was so rancid. She put her ass not even an inch from my face and I saw her anus pulsate. I saw her asshole move in and out, staying longer and longer on the out until I saw it push far back and open just slightly.

PLAAAAAATTHHHHSSSSSSSHHHHHHSSSSTTTTTTT

"Fuck me! That is ROTTEN!!! Hahaha! How are you fucking smelling these?! Good god! I know I'd want to kill the person farting on me like this. Oh, shit!"

She was laughing at her own sentences.

"Please. Please let me out!"

She laughed, "Are you imitating this fart I'm about to drop on your face? 'Let me out! I want to go on Tyler's face!'"

How did she know my name?!

HARRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPSSSSSS

She sat back onto my face, smothering me with her huge ass cheeks. When she was bent over like this, her ass was smooth, devoid of her cellulite.

"I know you heard me down there, Tyler. I know your name. I know where you live, obviously. I know where you work. I know eeeeeeevery little detail about you. This isn't pleasant, is it, Tyler? Just like the night you rejected me that one night at the bar. I believe you told me that you'd 'rather eat shit' than fuck me. Well don't worry, Tyler. You're going to do just that."

WHAT THE FUCK?! THERE WAS NO FUCKING WAY!

I had to scream, but I was in between her butt cheeks... I have to try!

My muffled cries for help only cost me my chance to keep my mouth shut. When I went to scream, my mouth was once again around her butthole, essentially doing exactly as she wanted. Her hands crashed into my body again, only this time it WAS my balls, just like she said.

"You've been compliant so far. Don't change that. Do you remember me, Tyler?"

I was crying and responded through tears, "No! I don't! I can't! Who are you?!"

"Me? I'm the woman who is going to turn you into a toilet. Open your mouth. And don't make me say it again."

I was full on crying, her fat ass pointed right at me. She farted again.

BURR BURRRR BURRRR

"Just a few more farts before the appetizer. Are you ready? Are you ready to eat my shit?"

I said nothing.

"It doesn't matter. You're going to be a fine toilet. This will be a satisfying dump for me indeed. Kiss my asshole one more time, smooch my asshole."

I did as she commanded. No farts this time.

My head rested on the floor and she adjusted to make it easier to shit in my mouth. The way she was positioned, I could see nothing but her ass.

Here's this entire person, and there's this one little hole on her that makes my life hell in this moment. Just that little hole that I've had open up and release her gas into my face.

She sat back over my mouth.

"This is gonna be a wet fart, I can tell it's the pregame, but it's not the show. Here. Eat my fart."

I accepted what was about to happen, and then...

SPLURRRTTTT!

It was sloppy and speckled my mouth. I wanted to vomit, but was unable to. A just as I wanted to die, I was served up a worse fate as I became this fat lady's toilet...

It happened so fast, her shit rushing out of her asshole. It was a long, thin, light brown rope. It was only broken up by the seven or so smaller farts that were just pockets of gas in between this long turd.

KSSSHHH BLARRP KSSSHHHHH PUU MSSHHEEE BRAP BRAP BRAP MUNNLLHH

Just her anus stretching, her shit exiting, and farts escaping. All of this was being done directly on my face.

After a bout 30 seconds of straight shitting it all stopped. A mountain of her shit sat in my mouth and piled up and over, under my nose so it was all I could smell. It smelled sour, like beer shits. The taste and texture was abhorrent. I couldn't believe it and wanted to die.

"Maybe..."

I saw her asshole push out, and a single ball of a turd smacked into her rope pile. She sighed and then stood up, above me.

"Haha! Looks like the cherry on top! Now, just like an ice cream sundae, eat."

There was no way, but then she grabbed the gun...

"I said, 'Eat. My. Shit.' Now!"

My teeth started to chomp down. I could taste every vile molecule of her shit. It was soft enough, but slimy. I crunched into a peanut somehow and felt ill. Then I took my very first gulp and swallowed a mouthful of her shit.

When I say she smiled from ear to ear, it's not even the start of how happy she looked. It was like every single Christmas and birthday she'd ever experienced. The elation and joy was incredible.

"Forever and ever, no matter what. You've been my toilet. You could go on to be the biggest, most famous person, and you'll still have eaten my shit. Fuck me, this is hot."

I disagreed, silently.

She watched and helped guide some of her shit into my mouth. When the dump was down, she washed my face.

"Now will you let me go, you fat bitch?"

"Fat bitch?! No no no... You see, when you've been my toilet, you can't say shit like that to me. You can't talk shit about me, because you've literally EATEN my shit! Now, I was going to leave it at this, but... But now you have to lick my ass clean."

"What the fuck?! No! I just ate your shit!"

"Oh trust me, I am aware that you ate my shit, but I'm going to now make you lick the ass clean that just took a shit in your mouth. Because I was going to grab toilet paper, but no, you had to open your mouth. And if you're going to open your mouth, I might as well put it to use. Now," she lowered her huge ass back over my face in the same position, "Lick my ass clean, bitch. And start with the cheeks!"

I had no choice...

I started with her right butt cheek, just inside her crack. There wasn't much, but the taste was still strong. I did the left one next. When I got to her asshole, it was obvious she was pushing again.

"And stick your tongue IN the asshole. I want a clean rectum, too. Clean anus. Clean rectum. Clean bootyhole. Got it?"

I replied by jamming my tongue up into her asshole.

"Ooo!! I like this!"

She farted. Fuck me, she farted a small one, but she fucking farted.

BRUMP

I licked a circle around her asshole and it looked spotless.

"I might come use you as my permanent toilet paper!"

"Please..."

"Please do?! Hahaha. Watch that fucking mouth. It's what got you into this whole mess. But I'm kind. So I'll say this is over... For now."

"Kind?! You think you're kind?!?! You just made me eat shit! I'd rather... No. Please, just... Just... Get out!"

"Like I said, you've gotta watch that mouth. Talking to someone who just made you their toilet like that isn't a bright idea."

She lowered her ass onto my face like she was teabagging me in a video game. She dropped a very thick, slimy turd on my face, ran into the bathroom, and placed it in my mouth.

"Ok. Now... I'm leaving and I'm calling the cops. They'll find you here with my turd in your mouth. I don't think this is the last time you and I play this game."

--

"The tears were heavy, and that's how you found me."

The two male cops were in tears laughing. The female cop told them to leave, sternly.

"I'm sorry about them. But they had to take your statement."

"Thanks," I was sheepish.

"Did you enjoy it at all?"

"What?! No! Fuck no. It was awful."

"Well, I guess that's not good for you?"

"What are you talking about?"

I heard the door to the interview room snap open, and in uniform was a fat police officer. She was a woman. And I'd know her face or ass anywhere...

"That's right, boy. I told you it wasn't the last time you and I play this game..."

They both laughed as I screamed, but these interview rooms are soundproof, and as I'd learn, smell proof.