Ice Cream Shop I know this will sound crazy but I have a friend named Heather who is a student and works in a small ice cream shop. She is a good worker and the owners feel comfortable leaving her alone in there during slow hours of the day, like right before closing. Well, Heather is a bit of a freak. She has been shitting into the ice cream mixer and quite a few people have been served shitty ice cream. Talk about soft serve. I have been there to see a few of the costumers taste her shit-ice cream mix and they weren’t able to eat it. A few of them complained but Heather doesn’t give out any freebies like a ice cream bar or something on the house, she makes them deal with it. She says she just works there. *One week later* I talked with Heather again today. She told me that that guy Sam, the one who shows up all the time, was back again last night. She had a special cone prepared for him. This time it wasn’t disguised as ice cream, she simply shit into a cone and it clearly looked like shit - and smelled like shit. When she gave the cone to Sam he stood there in front of her and ate the whole thing. He acted like it was delicious. She couldn’t understand it. I asked her if she thought he knew what it was and she said she couldn’t really tell, and that he is either really stupid or he doesn’t have any taste buds left on his tongue. It’s weird. Heather has been progressing to the point where she really wants somebody to willingly eat her shit on a consistent basis. It’s only a matter of time before she asks me to do so, but there is no way. I wouldn’t do that. ************************************************** ******** Part Two Heather had been wanting me to try her shit-cream for a while, to get my perspective on how it tastes. She was always asking me to try it - partly because she wants to know if that guy Sam can taste her shit in it, but mostly because she wants to con me into eating her shit. I always told her no, but one day that all changed. I was at the ice cream shop paying for my order when I set my cell phone down on the counter in order to go through my pockets for some money, when Heather snatched it and started looking through my texts. I was helpless, she was behind the counter and I couldn’t get in. At first she teased me saying, “Lets see who’s in here?”, but soon she got serious when she read texts that gave away my secret - I was the guy who stole the TV out of the AV room at our college. After forwarding all my texts to her phone that had me bragging about the incident (who wouldn‘t, that took a lot of planning and ninja-like stealth too pull off), Heather fixed me a shit-cone out of the soft serve ice cream machine and handed it to me saying that If I didn’t eat the whole thing she was going to turn me in to the college and get me thrown out of school. I had no choice. I started by giving the shit-cream a lick - it tasted horrible! Heather laughed at my expression my face involuntarily warped into, and told me to keep licking. |
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