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How We Met A seven year old Zoey Casseus was resting her head against her mothers stomach with curiosity In mind. She was in her mothers bedroom, laying on the bed alongside her mother who was reading a book not caring that her daughter's head was on her stomach poking it every once in a while. "Mom are you having a baby?" Delilah paused her reading for a moment to see a young girl stare at her with black eyes. She had long brown hair similar to her mother that was put into a ponytail with two bangs on the sides of her face. Everybody tells her that she looks like a splitting image of her mother when she was younger which was quite true. It’s been eight years since Nicholas had left Delilah just a few months after Zoey’s birth leaving her to raise four kids all by herself, but with the help from her family of course she managed. They moved to New York nine months ago living in a decent apartment that managed to hold the large family. They could've been living in a larger house if Delilah hadn’t turned down the large sum of money her father offered her every once in a while, but she wanted to leave the rich lifestyle she had grown up with wanting to work on her own and make her own money. She recently became a librarian after quitting her waitress job at a diner that her friend Emma was still working at, she was going to be working there pretty soon too, speaking of which where was her crazy friend she said she would be here soon. A poke to her stomach stopped her thinking seeing her daughter still stare at her. “Are you Mom?” Delilah sighed it was kind of a bad comparison on her stomach. It wasn’t that big was it? She shook her head before returning back to her book. “No sweetie mommy is just kinda bloated after dinner, shes kinda regretting having five plates of pasta instead of sticking with two.” She said, flipping to next page in her novel “Awwww are you sure?” She pressed her ear against her mothers stomach not knowing her mother had cringed at the force her head went against her stomach. BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBLLLLLLE!!! Delilah bit her lip, groaning inwardly when her stomach gurgled unhappily. “I really did eat too much.” She moaned once more as she placed her book aside and brought a hand to her semi swollen midsection that was noticeable under her white tank-top. She started to rub it slowly hoping the pain would go away soon. She was in for a long night no doubt about it. “See I think its saying something, maybe its saying thank you for all the pasta you gave it.” Zoey said clapping happily. She was clearly unaware of her mothers misfortune, which was funny since the child had two plates of the pasta herself. “Zoey I’m not having a baby.” Delilah moaned, her stomach churning painfully. “You better not be that would totally change up our plans.” Both girls followed the voice to the door seeing Emma standing at the door. Her brown hair draped down to her shoulders. She wore a sexy strapless dark blue and black mini dress that displayed her ravishing large breast, she carried a silver handbag that matched her silver pumps to complete her outfit. “Wow Auntie Emma you look really pretty," Zoey awed. “Who opened the door for you?” Delilah muttered. Emma giggled. "Thanks hun." She frowned when she heard Delilah’s comment from the bed. "Dee what are you doing? I told you to get dressed an hour ago." Not caring that her friend was "ill." Delilah turned to lay on her stomach. "Change of plans I can't go I gotta take care of Zoey and Xavier." Emma rolled her eyes. "Hey Zoe can you go play with your brothers while me and your mommy have grown up talk." "Okay!" The small brunette ran out the room on a mission to annoy her brothers. With that out the way Emma shut the door and jumped onto the bed receiving a groan from her friend. "What's wrong with you?" "Stomachache." Delilah groaned from her pillow. Emma smacked her friend with one of the pillows. "That's why you're not dressed! Oh come on Dee get your fat butt up and get moving." She shook the bed once more causing another groan as she stood up and began looking through her friends jewelry on her dresser. "I already told you I can't I need a babysitter." "Then have the twins do it!" She said reading the label on the perfume she just picked up. "Their grounded." She said turning over to her back once more so she could rub her stomach again. Emma tsked "What did those two do this time?" "Earlier I asked them to go Grocery shopping for me and take Zoey along with them. They come back with groceries, but no Zoey. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!" She said angrily. Emma shook her head. "So lemme guess you were so angry at them that you over ate. Am I correct?” Delilah was silent confirming her answer. “Well get over it cause I planned this since last week and you already said yes. So get your ass up and get dressed.” “GRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN” Another ear piercing growl wrecked havoc onto her bowels as if it were disagreeing with Emma's idea on going out. “See even my stomachs saying its a bad idea.” She whined. “Then go drink some chocolate milk or something you’ll be fine after that.” She said nonchalantly smelling the perfume that she sprayed on her wrist. Delilah deadpanned “Do you want me die? If I do that I’m gonna have to spend the night on the toilet and there's no way In hell I’m doing that.” Emma suddenly shivered quickly placing the perfume down and turned to her friend with a urgent look on her face. “Look, go call Paul and ask him to babysit for you I doubt he’s doing anything special right about now. While you do that I’m gonna use your bathroom okay.” She gulped audibly. This time it was Delilah’s turn to frown. “What's wrong with you?” “Before I got here I raided my neighbors fridge and had a quick bite to eat. While I was driving though my stomach felt kinda queasy and what not, but I just thought it was gas. I was just about to let one fly when I felt something dangerous about to come out.” She placed a hand on her flat tummy. “I swear half the stuff that guy has in his fridge is probably expired. Anyway while I’m in there please call Paul alright.” She hastily walked out the room and headed towards the bathroom. Delilah rolled her eyes when she heard her say “guy” already knowing that she was using the poor man for daily needs. She really didn’t feel like going out right now, she just wanted to stay home and let the pain ride out in her stomach so she could get rid of the rowdy case of farts and eventually take a relaxing dump after. “But Emma won’t let me.” She whined, if she was gonna go out then she would first have to get rid of the tedious gas that was brewing in her stomach. Turning over to lie flat on her stomach for what felt like the millionth time she wiggled her butt trying to loosen things up. GGGGLLLLOOOOORRRRRGGGG!!! “Oh boy…….” She braced herself BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPPBBBLLLAAATTTTTTRRPPPBBLLAARPBLARP!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPTTTTLLLL!!! BBBBBLLLLLLLBLLLLbbbbbbllllbbbbblllllllbbbblllllBBBBBLLLLBBBBLLLBBBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!!!! Coming out of Delilah's butt like mentos mixed with pepsi, a trio of incredibly bubbly and hot gas exploded out of her ass as she grunted them out forcefully. The tone of the farts were wet and swampy as it rattled her bubbly rear, the revolting sounds suffocating her pajama pants tremendously. "Oh my lord that felt good." The malicious smell of indisposed meat that was probably mixed with the pasta from earlier instantly filled any open space around the bedroom. She picked up the cordless house phone that was next to her and began dialing her eldest brothers phone number. --------------------------------------------------- Delilah looked at the mirror taking a good look at herself before she began doing silly poses as she admired herself in the mirror. She wore a black slashed sleeve mini dress that hugged her magnificent curves, the dress partially revealed some skin along with her backside; her long brown curly hair just reaching down to her shoulders, and to finally top it off she wore strappy black high heels that would go along with the black handbag Emma brought her. She had to admit she really did look sexy, maybe tonight wouldn’t be so bad. “Now if Emma would hurry the fuck up…...” She mumbled, somehow her friend was still in the bathroom which was pissing her off a bit when she wanted to be in there herself anyways. Taking one good look at herself once more she marched towards the bathroom ready to yell at her partner in crime. Opening the door without warning she already started her rant.”Hey what the hell is taking- Damn thats foul!" Emma smiled at her brunette twin as she sat on the toilet playing with the Nintendo DS that Delilah usually left in the bathroom if she forgot her book when she came to poop. “That my friend is the cause of clam chowder and-” she paused as a wet ripper along with a vulgar watery waste splashed into the water below. “some sushi that I thought looked good.” She smiled before frowning. “Hey I died! Dee this game cheated.” “You're so gross.” She began looking for the febreze but she couldn’t find it. “What happened to the-” “Oh yeah you're outta febreze.” She said as she focused back on her game. Delilah growled, yanking the DS out of her friends hand ignoring her plea. “Would you knock it off! You're the one who wanted me to go out with you yet you’ve been in here for the past 25 minutes taking a dump and playing video games. Maybe I should ask Paul to babysit you too.” “Okay ouch that hurt! I’m sorry okay I was just bored I’ll be done soon just give me a couple of minutes okay.” She leaned forward a bit too much for Delilahs liking showing the watery shit in the toilet. “Oh my gosh thats gross, look you got 5 minutes or I’m taking this off! My feet are already freaking killing me.” “Yeah sure whatever.” She said hunched over groaning as another bout of brown liquid began to pour out of her, the wet waste splashed sickenly into the toilet. Delilah marched out the bathroom turning once more “FIVE MINUTES!” Slamming the door she began massaging her temple, a quick headache began to form. She swore Emma caused her more chaos than all of her kids do combine. Speaking of kids.... “Hey Ma what's that smell?” The male voice said. “Yeah it smells like…...smells like.” The other male added as he pondered. “What can’t think of anything stupid?” He mocked “Shut up you’re more stupider than me.” He said angrily. “More stupider thats not even a word doofus.” “Shut the fuck up!” “Oh am I getting to you rabbit ears?” Two teenage boys who looked identical to one another were sitting at the dinner table were bickering with one another completely forgetting they had asked their mother a question. Their names were Jeffery and Matthew Casseus. They both looked liked their father Nicholas, both having his once long black hair and blue eyes. They were fifteen and just like most fifteen year olds they were a handful much to Delilah’s liking. Both did well in school education wise, but staying out of trouble was something they couldn’t do to save their lives, which meant alot of trips to the principal's office for her, also making matters worse it seemed that Zoey was starting to follow in her older brothers footsteps. Her thoughts were then shattered when she heard screaming as the two boys were face to face with one another possibly a fists might have been thrown. “HEYYYYYY SHUT UP!!!” She hollered. Both boys stopped and sat down mumbling so their mother wouldn’t hear. Angrily marching forward she smack both of them on the head.“Hey! You two got something to say!?” “No ma’am.” The said in unison. “See this is why you two are grounded, you two can’t stop bickering for more than two seconds!” “Thats not-” “DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK! NO I DON’T BELIEVE I DID!” She yelled.The boys shrank into their seat afraid that she would strike them again. “I’m gonna get gray hairs before I’m forty because of you two. Why can’t you two be normal? I ask you to do me a simple favor, all you had to do was get ragu sauce at the corner store for me since you guys asked for pasta tonight and bring your sister along thats all I-” “Ma we said we're sor-” Delilah feigned a slap that almost connected towards Jeffs head making him flinch out of his seat. “What did I SAY about INTERRUPTING ME!?” He remained silent while Matt sniggered before stopping when he caught his moms glare. “I swear to god I don’t know what to do with you two. I really don’t.” She mumbled, great she had a headache just fuckin great! Now she didn’t feel like going out anymore. “How long are we grounded for anyway?” Matt asked. Delilah grinned evilly scaring the two. “I wasn’t even going to think about that, but now that you asked how bout six months. That seems suffice doesn’t it?” The twins paled. “S-six months but tha-” “Oh I dare you to finish that sentence cause I’m this close to-” *KNOCK KNOCK* She stopped mid speech turning to the door wondering who the hell was bothering her at this time. Walking towards the door she opened the door and was about to yell when she saw who was standing at the door thinking twice on what she was about to do. Paul Wolf Casseus stood at the door glaring right at her and he didn't look very pleased. “You weren’t going to do what I think you were gonna do right? Cause I can just leave right now If you want.” Delilah rolled her eyes, she was used to her eldest brother silly threats. “Hello to you too Pauly.” She got on her tip toes despite wearing high heels and kissed him on the cheek. He bent down before entering the apartment avoiding the toys that were on the ground. The man known as Pauly was 6’1 and you could say he was built like a tank. With tattoos draped on each of his arms and probably on his torso he was a very scary man that only showed his soft side to a few amount of people. It was his sister, mother, his wife, and his granddaughter. They were the only people to see the other side of Paul Casseus so you had to be pretty damn special to see the kind side of him. He resembled his father quite well, he had black hair unlike his siblings, a shady goatee, he had his mothers brown eyes though, his wife said it was his only soft like feature, and he had a ruggeded goatee. Known as the disciplinary of the family he wasn’t intimidated by anyone really and had the fighting scars to prove it. When he was younger he watched over his younger brothers and sister since they were toddlers, he was there for it all and took care of all of them with love. Stepping in the living room he admired the room almost like he hadn’t seen it in a year before turning back to his sister with curious eye. “Where you going looking like that.?” She blushed. “I’m going out with Emma to the club tonight, she's been begging me to go with her fir a while now.” “Oh? So I have to sit here and take care of tweedle dee and tweedle dumb over there and the other two while you can go shake your ass which I can see with that dress you got on, up and down the club, maybe I should’ve said no.” He said looking around the room once more. “You wouldn’t cause you love your dear sister.” She batted her eyelashes to input the cuteness making her brother scoff. Yup she still got it. The sound of a toilet flushing was heard as the bathroom door opened, the stench leaking out the bathroom drifting into the living room. Emma stepped out the room spraying all the perfume in the bottle, finally on her body and butt for good measures and shut the door walking to where everybody was. “Man If I gonna get laid tonight I’m gonna have to ask for no anal cause I’m freakin hurting right now. Oh hi Pauly sorry you had to hear that. Oh and Dee you're out of toilet paper.” The room was dead quiet after the brunettes small rant. “Okay how long did you say you were gonna be gone for?” Paul asked. She was about to answer when she heard her daughters footstep rushed towards her brother tackling him with a hug. “Uncle Pauly!!” A small smile was brought to the mans face. “Hey kiddo how’ve you been? You’ve gotten bigger since I last saw you.” He picked her up and put her on his shoulders as she giggled. “I saw you two weeks ago Uncle Pauly.” He chuckled. “Yeah but isn’t it going to be your birthday soon?” The girl gasped before spewing questions which sounded like “oh my gosh what are you gonna get me?” or “how many presents am I getting this year?” Everybody laughed in amusement at the girls excitement. Xavier quietly walked into the room tiredly, his eyes widening when he saw the his family before waving as he went to the kitchen grabbing some pasta. Xavier was the normal one in the family, he too resembled his father having his facial features except he had is mothers brown eyes, and he had dark brown hair. He was always busy which was weird for a boy who turned nine not to long ago. Unlike his brothers and sister he was well behaved, did what he was told, and didn't really complain only if there was a reason too. He was kind of a mama's boy if you told him but he didn’t really care that much. He never gloated about the fact that he was the good kid in the family, he just did what he was expected to do. He was still a child of course hanging out with his friends, playing video games, and taking care of his sister. He was what Delilah liked to call a second mom cause he always helped around the house, even when she told him he didn’t have too. “Finally woken up outta your cave X?” Paul asked. The young boy yawned as he watched the food turn in the microwave. “With all the yelling and laughing I heard eventually I had to. Then I noticed the funky smell when I came here, so I’m guessing you bombed the toilet again Emma.” Emma smiled, “Guilty as charged.” Making the young boy shake his head. “Well we should get going now don’t wanna be late now do we.” Delilah said, grabbing both handbags before pushing Emma out the door. “Zoeys bedtime is 8:30 and she has to take a bath at 7:00 and thats pretty soon. Matthew and Jeffrey are grounded so if they aren’t eating, or doing anything else, they are in there room FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!. And as for Xavier, after he finishes eating he has the same schedule as Zoey except he showers after her and his bedtime is at 8:30 as well. Don’t break anything In the house cause if you do I’m killing you all. Is that clear? Yes that goes for you too Pauly. Bye-Bye” --------------------------------------------------- Delilah rolled down the window taking a good look at the place she was going to to “have fun" for the night. She frowned at the sight, sure the place looked pretty cool, but she noticed how there were people here and there, some dressed in slutty outfits and some looking for some bait. And she actually agreed to come to this she thought. “Hey roll up that window! I don't want some thief to come in and hijack my car.” Delilah turned to her frowning friend, she scoffed before looking out the window again. “Before we go you should let out any nervous jitters you got in the car cause you are not embarrassing me out there.” Emma said checking herself out on the rearview mirror. Delilah deadpanned, “Shouldn’t I be saying that to you?” It was usually Emma who was the leader of their misadventures and of course she followed along reluctantly. “I’m saying If you need to get something out of your system I suggest you should do that NOW!” Delilah did a double take, who got her panties in a bunch. The bloated grumbles in her tummy reminded her of the previous predicament she was in. “Thats what she meant.”, she muttered. Well if a blast she wanted then she sure as hell was gonna get one. BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! She leaned over to her right to lift her plump rump off the leather seat to wheel out 14 seconds of bubbly bout of flatulence. The stench her fart filled the car with a powerful odor of old cheese, and moldy vegetables. *cough* *cough* “Damn It I said a little not the whole batch!” *cough* *cough* Emma quickly rolled down the window, desperate for some air. Delilah began to laugh. “That my friend is the cause of pasta with ground meat, some parmesan cheese along with some onions and peppers. Courtesy of Chef Casseus, but I gotta say though it is kinda ripe in here.” She stepped out of the vehicle awaiting her friend to finish spraying down her car with cheap perfume. Emma and Delilah walked past the line that was waiting to enter, Emma gave the guard a smile. "Hey Michael, you look real good today. Why not come inside and have a drink with me." She said flirtatiously as the man named Michael opened the small gate frowning at her “nice gesture”. "Emma I told you already I’m married now.” He rolled his eyes before looking at Delilah, “Friend of yours?” “Yup! I took her out to get totally laid tonight. Which reminds me did you see and hot guys come in tonight?” “I kinda don’t know how to answer that question since I don’t swing that way, but there were a couple of good looking guys, probably assholes though so take care of yourself.” “Awww you do care thanks for the help Michael.” Emma hugged the muscular man causing him to blush at her actions. “Hey stop it! I only told you this so I don’t have to drag you out of another mess okay now get outta here.” He said as he wriggled out of her grasp. “Bye Mikey.” Emma sang skipping into the club with Delilah walking behind her before she was stopped by Michael. “Please keep her out of trouble for me, its such a pain fixing things when shes here.” Delilah smiled “No problem.” she was about to enter the club once more before she was stopped again. “And please stop her from destroying our bathrooms.” He looked pale when he said this making her wonder as she caught up to Emma who was admiring the scenery. As expected the place was packed, the music was at a high volume as people danced, mingled, or to the ones that were new to the club scene stood and watched from afar. Delilah sighed she felt like this would definitely be her since she kinda just wanted to go home now. “Well I’m gonna go mingle for a bit what about you?” Delilah frowned “You’re leaving me?” “Oh heavens no! I’m trying to find you a nice guy that you can talk to. As you can see I’ve been her before and know some people here and there so go order a drink while I’m gone.” She explained not noticing Delilah’s sad expression. “Fine do you want anything?” She asked. Emma waved her hand, “No I’m trying to avoid food and drinks at the moment. Don’t want my stomach bothering me while I’m here specially when I’m gonna be dancing. It’s gonna be a pain in the ass running back and forth to the bathroom and to my date so nothing for me. I’ll be back okay.” She turned to finally see Delilah’s sad expression making her feel bad. “Hey don’t worry I’ll be back okay, seriously this night is for you.” She kissed her on the cheek and slapped her on the butt making Delilah giggle. “Don’t get raped while I’m gone okay.” She said heading towards the large crowd. Delilah giggled as she headed towards the bar, she sat down on the bar stool and ordered a drink her eyes roaming the place. Watching from afar she saw many people enjoying their time with another, from talking, dancing, or kissing each other sloppy-like (presumably drunk). She wasn’t picky with her type of man, but she did have expectations. She just didn’t want to have something like she had in the past with Nicholas. Oh god now she was thinking about him, plus who says she was even gonna go all they way with these guys Emma was probably gonna bring anyway? “All the more reasons for me to want to go home.” She sighed. "Your drink," The bartender said catching her attention. She reached for the glass, but when she saw another hand reach for it, she retreated her hand back and looked up alarmed. Her brown eyes found a pair of ocean blue ones. She then examined the person, It was a man, perfect! Wait why was she excited anyway? Her eyes unconsciously began wandering down his body, he wore a red polo t-shirt that looked a little tight on him. ‘He probably works out a lot’ she thought. Along with that he wore black jeans and had wore red and white nike sneakers and with his butch cut haircut he looked pretty damn cute. "I really admire you checking me out but, Is that yours or mine?" His voice was perfect too! Her prayers had finally been answered. She blushed when her ears finally started working again hearing his comments. The bartender laughed, “Looks like you found yourself a keeper John.” “So your names John…” Delilah quickly covered her mouth cursing herself for thinking out loud. John took notice after brushing off the bartenders comments. “Yes it is. Why? Are you interested in me?” He said with a teasing smile. Delilah blushed thinking he took it the wrong way. She mumbled to herself causing John to laugh before settling down. “My names Johnathan, but people call me John.” He offered a handshake which she hesitantly shook with her hands that were smaller to his larger smooth hands and to her surprise, they were incredibly…..soft? He flashed her with a grin causing her to shake a bit. Why was she all so suddenly acting like this? “So do I get to know your name cause I’m not a great guesser with names?” Delilah wasn’t even sure how many times this guy had made her blush and they just met each other like what? Two minutes ago? “Delilah. My name is Delilah.” This made Johnathan smile once more which again made her blush. Why was he so damn good looking!? “So Delilah did you come here by yourself cause you're way too pretty to come here alone.” He said teasingly before taking a sip of the other drink the bartender gave him. ‘Damn him and his compliments.’ She thought to herself. He was extremely lucky that he was good looking cause he was flirting with her and she was starting to fall for him. Hard! “Actually I came here with a friend who’s suppose to be back by now.” Looking over her shoulder she began examining the large crowd for her twin haired friend, but she couldn’t find her. “Well then at least this gives me a perfect opportunity to get to know you.” He said moving his chair closer to her. Delilah’s eyes widened at his bold actions, but for some reason it felt right, like he wasn’t gonna do anything bad to her. Who was this guy? Emma blew another frustrated sigh as she swished her drink angrily in her hands. Yes she told herself that she wouldn’t be drinking tonight, but this was only her second glass and it was for a good reason too. Michael wasn’t lying when he said there was a couple of assholes out tonight cause she ran into quite a few of them and boy where they trouble. She wasn’t successful in finding any good guys for Delilah and she ran into a few rivals that she managed to pass through the large crowd which angered her to no end. So here she was leaning against a wall and doing what she promised she wouldn’t do, drinking. Unfortunately for her, like she said earlier her stomach still wasn’t feeling any better and she sadly had to rip a few silent but deadly ones and had to walk away when each fart started to spread through a large crowd causing a few heads to turn and some rude remarks. “Well this fucking sucks.” She mumbled before downing her drink in one gulp. Maybe she shouldn’t have brought Delilah out tonight? “Damn I forgot!” How long had she been gone for anyway? She completely forgot about leaving Delilah all alone and she promised that she would be back too. Some friend she was. “I’ll just apologize to her, beg for her forgiveness, drop her off, go home and make myself some fucking peppermint tea cause my stomach fuckin hurts.” She said already making her way towards the bar bumping, and shoving people out her way. She felt someone pinch her ass but she didn’t turn around to beat the crap out of them because she just wanted to get home. When she managed to squeeze by the last group of people she froze at the sight up ahead. Delilah was practically leaning against some guys shoulder, but she was laughing and so was he. Did she know this guy? Did he get her drunk? Oh hell no! She marched angrily towards the two, her stomach bubbling almost like it was matching her emotions. “Hey! Fuck off you jerk!” She pushed the man of the barstool making him stumble onto the floor ignoring her friends protest. “Are you okay Dee?” “Emma I’m fine, but what the hell! Why did you do that? He didn’t do anything to me we were just talking thats all.” Emma stared at her as if she was crazy. “Nah It’s alright Dee I can see she's just worried about yah. Heck someone pretty like you I would worry about you too.” He said brushing some dirt of himself. Emma watched her friend blush as the man teased her. She looked back at the man once more to get a good look at him, he was actually pretty good looking, but he seemed familiar from somewhere. “Uh sorry about that.” The man waved it off taking his seat next to Delilah, she had to see him around somewhere but she honestly couldn’t figure it out. “Hey Delilah can I talk to you for a sec?” She didn’t await an answer grabbing her friends arm and dragging her off not to far from the bar. Delilah not to happy about being dragged yanked her arm from her grasp. “Emma what's the matter with you?” “It’s nothing okay. Listen I totally forget to get back to you and I’m sorry for that. I originally was just gonna bring you back home cause I couldn’t find anybody anyways but I see you’re practically all over prince charming over there.” Delilah’s blush meant that it was true. “Hes good looking, but be careful alright I feel like I’ve seen him somewhere.” Delilah’s eyes widened. “No no I never slept with him or anything like that. I’m just saying he looks familiar, anyway I’m heading home.” “Why?” “Well I’m sure as hell not being a fucking third wheel to you two, and I’m not feeling to well. My stomachs acting up again so I think I should head home.” She said rubbing her tummy. “And here I thought you were the one who wanted to get laid tonight and what not.” Delilah said rolling her eyes. “Hey I would stay and use the bathroom here but I don’t think I’m riding any solids tonight, so I prefer to have the hershey squirts at home, but wait lemme see…..” “Emma don’t you da-” PPPRRRrrrruuuUUUVVVVVRRRRaaaaaAAAAPPPLLLLAA- Emma had to clench her buttcheeks tight as the wet fart almost went disastrous. Delilah laughed at her friends misfortune almost witnessing her mess herself right on the floor. “It's all fun and games till you crap yourself huh Em.” Laughing at her bad pun as Emma blushed as she couldn't think of a quick comeback. “Yeah whatever well I’m heading home so ask your new boyfriend for a ride home okay.” Delilah nodded giving her friend a kiss on the cheek and a hug which she semi returned it with one hand still covering her straning, sweating buttcheks. “Now make sure to use a condom okay, we don’t need you to get another kid okay.” “Oh shut up! Its not like that stupid.” She laughed. “Now get outta here, I hope you poop yourself on your way out.” Emma flipped her off before steadily walking towards the exit. The sent of decayed food wafting behind her as she left. Delilah walked back to her seat where Johnathan had an amused smile on his face making her curious. “Whats so funny stupid?” A grin also on her face. “I thought I remembered your friend from somewhere. Shes was in this club a while back and she caused so much trouble with a couple of other bitches and they got in a huge fight. I was talking with the DJ at the time when I saw the fight and I had to go stop it, but man your girl can fight. She left some bruises on these girls, I’m thinking shes one those mean girls, but shes actually a nice person. I think she was kinda drunk when I met her though.” He actually thought about it before shrugging and taking a small sip of his drink. Delilah made it mental note to ask Emma about the fight the next time she saw her. But first... “Wait you know the DJ?” Johnathan nodded. “Yeah I’m good friends with him. We go way back and I told him to play a song for me if I met anybody with my interest, or to just watch everybody's reaction and see how they dance to the song. Speaking of which why won’t you dance with me huh?” Delilah blushed she wanted to avoid that really when she came here. Everyone was literally pressed together and grinding on each other on the dance floor and that was something didn’t really wanna do. “I don’t wanna.” She took a quick sip of his drink before frowning. It was pretty sweet? “Oh come on just one dance. Just for me pretty please.” He grasped both her hands together making her giggle. Honestly she was tempted, she practically wanted to touch his freaking body for peep sake, but she restrained herself. The temptation was killing her though. “I don’t know.” The mic on the stage turned on as the music stopped making everybody wonder what was going on.“ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I’M GLAD EVERYBODY'S DANCING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME. NOW I’M BOUT TO PLAY AN OLDIE, BUT ITS A GOLDIE, SO GUYS GRAB A GIRL AND YOU KNOW TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL AND ENJOY THE CLASSIC!” The DJ said from the stage There was a small murmur as the crowd awaited the song to start playing…….. Do I love you?....... There was a positive reaction from the crowd as some began to get excited, some scratched their heads, and some already began to grab a partner and dance to the tune. Delilah listened to the song as the drum and kick beat rang through her ears. What was the person saying though? “Whose Bonita?” Johnathan smiled. “So he played it huh?" He turned to Delilah, "Bonita is….Bonita is uh…..well shes what any guy wants her to be. Some guys have different perspectives of her so we have different taste. Now come on lets dance.” He took her hand and walked not to far from the bar near a small crowd of people who happily swayed to the song. Johnathan put his hands on her waist while she wrapped her hands on his neck and they also slowly rocked to the song. Hey Bonita, glad to meet ya “Well.” He brushed a strand of hair from her face. “Shes funny, pretty, gorgeous, has a great personality, I said pretty already, right?” She nodded. “Then shes beautiful and sexy as well.” He whispered into her ear making her shiver. “A-anything else?” She stuttered. 38-24-37 (uh, uh, uh!) “Well the song says you need a perfect body, but lemme check something.” Without warning he lowered his hands and gave her ass a tight squeeze making her moan in his ear. “B-bold one aren't you.” She managed to get out as his hands still roamed her ass. I like to kiss ya where some brothers won't He nibbles on her earlobe “Of course I am Bonita.” He said before resting his forehead against hers and once more giving her ass a gently squeeze happy to hear her moan again. I like to tell ya things some brothers don't…….. If only you could see through your elaborate eyes Bonita Applebum, you gotta put me on The song finished as the crowd applauded as the song drained out by the noise of clapping. The only people who still remained the same where Delilah and Johnthan, both staring at each other with lust in their eyes. He made the first move leaning down and kissed her, with his lips pressed against hers, he soon felt her returning the pressure. He smiled against her lips and he deepened the kiss as he felt her muffle a moan against his lips, it was official the most beautiful girl in the building was his. And they just met each other like what? 30 minutes ago? "Delilah?" He managed to say through the heated kiss, his hands desperately wanting to undress her so badly. Their bodies blending in the darkness as the room darkened at the different pace of music. "Y-yeah?" She whispered, making him snicker as he actually lifted her off the ground, her legs finding its way around his waists. His strength was incredible if he didn’t even need a table or anything to use her as leverage. He pulled away from her lips to nip at her neck, making her gasp a bit. “John what the fuck! You two wanna do each other so badly then don’t do it on the dance floor. Get a fuckin room you two!” The bartender said. Johnathan chuckled and smirked against Delilah's shoulder, pulling away to look up at her. She looked flustered and so turned on, he felt the blood rushing down to his member between his legs. He set her back down, heels clacking to the ground still wrapped in his tight hug, with her head on his chest still she gave another muffled groan against his pec. "How bout we finish things at my place?", a smirk still lingering on his lips. For the first time since she left Emma's car, Delilah’s stomach gurgled, but not loud enough for Johnathan to hear thankfully. Great now she was nervous and her stomach decided to pick the best time to be annoying again. Maybe it would pass? “Yeah sure, let’s go.” --------------------------------------------------- It was a damn lie…... Delilahs stomach hadn’t let up since they left the club. Johnathan’s house wasn’t too far from the club thankfully, cause her feet were killing her so she took her heels off before they exited the club. He pointed towards a building saying that was his home as the approaches the entrance doors. Delilah was still nervous as much as her gut was telling her that she would be fine, or it was telling her that her dinner officially wanted out. "I'm sorry that you have to climb some stairs because I know your feet hurt, but the elevators here are broken unfortunately. At least we don't have to go that far I'm on the second floor" He said grabbing her hand as they headed up the stairs. "It's no problem. Nothing I can't handle." Her stomach suddenly cramped. 'Well except for that' They reached his floor walking down the creamy colored hallway. Her stomach groaned softly, but was still audible as Johnathan dug into his jeans fishing around for his keys. She prayed he didn’t hear anything as he inserted the key into the door as it finally opened. Entering his condo she was surprised his home was fairly big, it would make you believe two people lived here instead of one. The place was very lovely in Delilah's eyes as she entered the split living room and kitchen. She turned her head towards the long hallway and saw that there were stairs that obviously led to somewhere. Probably his room or guestrooms cause the was another room along the hallway as well. For such a spacious place he probably held dozens of parties. It gave her a few ideas of how she could possibly crash here. Again with the crazy thoughts why was she thinking so much about this. Placing her shoes on the floor and handbag on the table she took her time admiring the view of the city from the large window in the living room. Johnathan crept towards her and wrapped his arms around her waist, his hands arousingly rubbing her luscious body. Delilah shivered and had to bite her lip when his hands grazed past her stomach. “Nice place you got here.” she held back a shriek when she felt something poke her butt, knowing it wasn’t his hands. “Thank you. I was gonna offer you something to drink, but you seemed so calm that I didn’t want to disturb you.” Another strong poke from his member pressed against her buttcheek. Delilah giggled. “Someones really eager I see.” GUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGLLLLLLE.......BBBBBUUUUBBLLGGGOOOAARRNNN!!! Delilah’s eyes were wide as dinner plates. The sound of her stomach sloshing and groaning with gas filled the living room ruining the moment all together as it begged for release. ‘He’s probably so turned off right now...’ *GRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMMMMLLLLLLLLE "Oooohhhhhhh..." she moaned still in his arms. Now her stomach was demanding comfort the cramps were getting extremely painful. She suddenly felt his hardened member poke her once more the tightness pushing her forward just a bit. She heard him grunt a bit it, now that definitely confused her. “You alright Dee?” His voice still strained. “Y-yeah I’m fine really.” 'Could he possibly still be turned on right now?' “Really cause your stomach says so otherwise.” He made her turn to him before grabbing her hands. “Come on lets go to my room.” “W-what!?” She blushed, when was this guy never so bold. “Hey relax I’m gonna help you out real quick okay. I don’t wanna make love to you while you're ill cause what's the fun in that. I wouldn’t be able to tell if your moaning in pleasure or if your groaning in pain.” He chuckled. Delilah’s blush deepened. “Your so lucky you’re good looking.” He smiled as they walked towards his bedroom it was the room that was in the hallway. The bedroom was almost as big as the living room and kitchen combined, he had a king sized bed with a silver dresser next to it with. A closet was across the bed and the bathroom was right next to it, she could see the glass shower with what looked like expensive china tile in it. It would be no surprise to her if the toilet was custom made or something, hopefully she wouldn’t need it tonight and hold whatever her stomach was thinking of till she got home. Oh who was she kidding like she would be able to endure it that long. She turned to see Johnathan taking of his polo shirt and tossing it in his hamper making her eep! Thankfully he had a black tanktop underneath because she would definitely would of lost it if he didn't. (Her legs were shaking slightly at the sight of his muscles.) Johnathan walked towards her grasping both her hands and kissed it. “After this I’m gonna make you scream my name okay.” He said slowly bringing her towards his bed. “A-alright b-but what are we doing again.” Watching him lie down infront of her. He motioned her to come towards him as she climbed over his lap and straddled his waist. Delilah wiggled against his hips, laughing at his reaction as he groaned, she felt his groin tensed inside his jeans, now it was his turn to laugh as he watched her try to hold back a pleasurable moan. “S-see what you do. Now stop playing cause I wanna do this as much as you do.” “Sh-shut up!” She panted. He laughed as he placed his hands on her waist carefully, not wanting her to move because she was really tempting him right now, but he had to do this, this was his only chance. ‘Hopefully she won’t hate me for this.' He thought. Hesitating at first he slowly began to rub her stomach watching her eyes soften as he continued. ‘So far so good’ Delilah had to bite her lip because of two things, one he was rubbing her stomach (which felt amazing by the way) and he still seemed to be turned on about it, and two, her stomach was dangerously bubbling with gas that was making its way to her anus so that wasn't good thing. Was it? She dared not to look at him so he wouldn't see she was actually enjoying this, looking dead ahead at the white wall in front of her. To Johnathan, he didn’t know what he was enjoying more. The fact that she was practically moaning because of him, or the face that she was still letting him massage her smooth belly tenderly. Drawing imaginary circles with his hands on her stomach he heard the small noises her stomach was making and decided to see what would happen if he added just a wee bit more pressure. Delilah gasped at the stronger touch. "Oooooooh… John" she moaned in a bliss. “Mhmmm, Ooooh! John I fuckin love you right now," She closed her eyes and raised her head. She was in pure heaven and it was all because of him, but still. Why was he doing this for her? She knew that he wouldn’t spill so she had to force him. She began to gyrate her hips, giggling as she did so watching him groan. “You play too much. I’m trying to help you.” He said with a frustrated groan. He cupped her backside which she responded with a giggle and he managed to sit up, placing her on his lap so he could look straight at her with a playful glare as she smiled at him. "You’re getting pretty frisky all of a sudden. Why is that?” Delilah smiled back at him, she leaned forwards and kissed him deeply. She began to grind her hips against his still wanting to please him. Pulling away with lust still her eyes she asked the question he had been dreading, “I want you to be completely honest with me. Why did you enjoying rubbing my stomach so much and don’t lie cause your friend in your pants was enjoying it too.” Her stomach cramped and groaned audibly once more. She placed his hands on her stomach so he could resume his work. Johnathan stared at her knowing that there was no way he could avoid the question. He flinched when she began rubbing her butt against his groin getting his attention once more. He squeezed her stomach before sighing. “When I tell you this……..you have the right to leave if you want to okay.” Not sure what he meant she nodded. She suddenly felt her ass struggle to hold the gas that she managed to hold for so long. And it was worse that she could feel his groin right under her panties. “I…...I have a fart fetish……..” There he said it. The silence between the two was short as Delilah’s eyes widened. “Wait are you serious thats it!? Thats it, oh thank god. She finally relaxed. Johnathan frowned. “What d- BBBBBBBBbbbbbbvvvvVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOAAAAAaaaarrrRRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMmmmpppPPPPPPPP – SSSSSSRRRRRrrraaaAAAAAAAAPPPPPUUUUUuuurRRRRRT! “Mhmmmmm, soooo much better!” She said, grinding her booty gingerly on his lap enjoying his crotch stiffen under her. “You have no idea how long I’ve been holding that in for.” Johnathan stared at her with mixed emotions, yes he had to admit the the feeling of her blasting a good one on him was somewhat ‘exhilarating’, but he still couldn’t absorb the fact that she actually DID THAT! He thought the first thing she would do was slap him and walk out the room, but now here she was, gyrating her hips against his acting like nothing freakin happened. “If you're still trying to rattle it through your head, yes I just farted on your lap and enjoyed it, and I don’t mind your fetish either. I think its kinda cute really.” She said, looking straight at him. “.....................I……...Uh…..” He seriously didn’t know what to say. BBBBUUUUBBBBBLLLLGGGGRROOOOWWWLLLL!! “Ooooh! I got another one get ready for this.” She said wiggling her hips around preparing for the blast. “........Huh?” Was all he said before her butt exploded with another bomb. BBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOooooooorrrrrrRRRRRTTTPHHHHHHT!!! FFFFFFFFRrrrrrrRRAAAAAAaaapppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!!! FFFFffvvvvVVVVLLLLLLAAAAAAaaaaauUUUUUUUUuupppppPPPHHHHHRRRRRT! Her butt expelled a trio of immense blasts that vibrated the king size bed like a massage chair, as the butt bombs echoed the bedroom. She groaned joyfully as the hot winds continued to pass through her asshole warming up her black panties and his leg. Sighing in relief as the fart finally finished, she wiggled her booty once more to tease him and winked. “How was that one? Awesome right? Phew… stinks though.” She giggled, waving the foul odors away from her. Johnathan continued to stare at her blankly before finally blurting. “I think I love you.” Delilah blushed. “Oh so you do talk, thought I lost you there for a sec. I was starting to miss your boldness and all” She said rubbing his well toned chest. “Sorry It’s just you don’t always get to meet the girl of your dreams and she fulfils your greatest secret on the same night. You know what I'm saying.” He said leaning in for a kiss and began rubbing her stomach again. She smiled through the kiss “Amazing huh, and here I thought you were gonna fuck me senseless, but instead I’m practically giving you a fart lapdance.” He pulled away to laugh at her joke, “I mean we could still do it I got some condoms in the drawer.” Delilah paled. Was she seriously gonna be able to this? Now her nervousness was effecting her bowels as she felt multiple cramps hit her stomach. She looked at his concentrated gaze as she shifted uncomfortably “Johnathan to be honest I really don’t think we should. I really, really like you and I want to be with you. Its just I….. think maybe a different time okay.” He sighed, “Alright. Lemme ask you something, you’re not a virgin are you?” Delilah’s eyes narrowed.”What's that- GGRRROOOWWWRRUUMMBBBBLE!!! Clutching her troubling tummy with one hand she groaned, doubling over in pain her head now on his chest. “What gotta let one go?” He asked rubbing her back. “No I gotta shit like bad! At least I know you’re okay with it.” She was about to climb over him when he stopped her. “John it’s not funny! Come on I have to go.” She whined childishly. “I know but wait just hear me out real quick I want you to do me a favor.” He said watching her bounce up and down slightly trying to contain her load. “Since we won’t have sex then you can do something else for me.” “Just name it! I’ll do anything just hurry up John!” She pleaded. He didn’t expect her to actually cooperate so easily. “Then could you possibly….Oh I don’t know…” “Johnathan If you don't want a new design on your carpet then you better tell me RIGHT NOW!” “Could you fart on my face.” He said bluntly. Delilah was still jittering till she saw him not say anything else. “That’s all you wanted? You know what fine I’ll do it. I’m only gonna do a few because I’m seriously cramping right now. Now lie down so we can do this” Johnathan smirked. “No panites though.” Delilah froze when she heard this and looked at him with raised eyebrows to see if he was joking or not. She sighed and began to take off her panties shaking the bed as she did so. “John again you’re so lucky that I like you. Now stop grinning like an idiot and lie down.” He did so watching her turn around and slowly sit on his chest. Lifting her mini-dress a bit she scratched her tummy a bit as it groaned for the upteenth time today. “Alright I’ve got one but it’s gonna be kind of hard to determine if its a fart or poop so bear with me here okay.” “Gotcha, but if it takes a while I won’t mind. I got a great view back here.” He grinned. She rolled her eyes. “Whatever. Now when I sit on your face tap my thigh to let me no you gotta breathe okay.” “Yea...” He mumbled, watching her creamy ass rear back and descend to his face. The last thing he really noticed was the pantie lines, light indention marks molded across on each soft cheek were her panties had been, before all he could see was black. As her wide butt cheeks smothered his face he got a little more than he bargained for, overly processed meaty aroma of past monstrous farts clung to her stronger than ever. Delilah simply wiggled to get in a better position before she sighed. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE She clenched the hems of her dress tightly feeling the gas ached through her bowels. She closed her eyes and relaxed praying for no surprises. BBBBBbbbRRRRrrrraaaaAAAAAAAPPHHHhhhuuuUUUURRRRRrrrrpppPPPPHHHhhhrrrRRRAAAAPPT!---PPPPPPPPPpppphhhhHHHRRRRRRRRRRRrrraaaaAAAAAVVVVVVLLLLOOOOooorrrrrRRRRRPPPPPT! Johnathan’s face jerked roughly against the her anus, without hesitation he inhaled deeply enjoying the heavy aroma that wedged between her buttcrack. His body trembled with excitement, he grabbed her waist making her adjust her position on his face once more. His groin ached even more against his jeans, it needed to be free just this once. ‘I mean I know she said we can’t have sex but I mean the opportunity is gonna be right there for her I’m sure she won’t turn it down.’ He thought to himself. He reached down, his hands desperately looking for the zipper; but then he felt her grab his hands. Delilah was honestly enjoying the feeling of John under her ass, it felt so…..erotic. She wiggled her behind so he could enjoy the blast a bit more when she noticed his hands go for his pants trying to release his hard erection. She smiled at this and grabbed his hands smiling devilishly, “My my my, seems someones getting really excited about my farts aren’t they. I’m so sorry but you’re under my control right now so I’m not gonna let you do that.” Johnathan froze. ‘SHE WOULDN’T DARE!’ Brushing a strand of hair that was bother her face she stretched her back before arching it. ppppphhhhhRRRRRRAApppppppppppppPPT! BBBBBBBLLLLLOOooooooooooooooooooorrRRRRRT! John rubbed his nose against her anus once more, he inhaled quickly trying to capture all of her gassy blast that filled his nostrils. He tapped her thigh repeatedly needing air right this moment. She moves upwards inching close to his chest as he saw light for the first time in a while that made his eyes burn and that wasn’t because of the smell he was enjoying that actually. “You’re evil you know that.” He breathed out still trying to regain his breathing pattern, he still couldn’t believe she wouldn’t let him enjoy himself. I mean she was freakin farting on his face why the hell wasn’t she gonna let him anyway. Delilah turned her head smiling at his irritated face and shrugged. “I wanted to see how long you could last, this way the next time when we have sex I can know how long you’ll last. Besides I thought you said you could handle it?” Johnathan’s eyes narrowed. “Now you’re testing me, get you’re ass back here.” He says grabbing her waist pulling her towards him. Delilah giggled at him “Mhmmmm, demanding now are we? Well I’ve been holding gas in for almost the entire night, I’m sure I can get a couple of good ones for you before I need to go to the toilet.” She readjusts her butt on his face and she releases the small strain she held on her anus. BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHT! BRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFoooorrRRRRRHHHHHRRRRFRFFFFRRROOOOOOOOORRRRFFFFRRT Her butt vibrated violently against his face as Johnathan felt his nostrils flare, and immediately he began sniffing, taking in the terrible gas as if it were a sweet fragrance. Oh how he would get her back for this, his body was shaking so much but it hurt to move since she wouldn’t let him calm his 'excitement'. So he did something he thought he would never do in his life, using both of his hands he grabbed her buttcheeks and spread them apart. Digging his head further down he licked her wet nether regions smiling when he heard her scream in great pleasure and surprise. Delilah had to hold back another scream as she felt his tongue swivel multiple times against her clitoris. "Y-you bastard Ah! P-please John Ah! Oooooh that feels sooo good! " Johnathan smiles inwardly as he takes another deep whiff of the remaining gas still lingering from her anus. "Payback," he mumbled, his words muffled from under her. He greedily licks one more time just to hear her scream. Satisfied by the high pitch scream as he sets her butt back down on his face again resting his aching hands. He was starting to feel lightheaded a bit, hopefully he could last just a little longer. PHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!! BBBBBBBRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAPPPPHHVVVVMMMMPPPT! PPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOAAAPPPP – PPPPRRRRAAAAFFFFFFFFRRRVVVVVVRRAAAUUUPPPPPPTTTTTT!!!!!!. She released a long series of butt bombs that rattled his entire body, he rubbed his nose deeper into her crack, sucking on the farts as if he were a newborn getting breast fed. GGGGGLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!! Delilah whimpered a bit when she felt her stomach groan after the previous wave of farts. Her poop seriously wanted out and there was no arguing with it, but she just wanted to hang around a bit longer. “John I don’t think I got anymore, I gotta go.” She groaned feeling another cramp attack her as she clutches her skirt once more. "mhmmm mhmm," To her it sounded like he said ‘One More’ but she was kinda scared. The question was did she have anymore else in her anyways? She hesitated a bit angling her butt a bit and pushed a little hard regretting it completely…….. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Delilah’s eyes widened, the fart started off normal and pretty bubbly, but it got pretty wet towards the end. It would be best to head to the bathroom now. Climbing over her boyfriends body she got off the bed rolling her mini skirt to her stomach knowing that her ass was probably a little filthy right now. She watched Johnathan pant heavily, his tanktop was soaked in sweat as he layed on the bed exhausted. “Are yo-?.” She quickly placed a hand on her butt as she felt some waste heading towards her cheeks, silently cringing at her mistake feeling some of the sticky mess on her hand. “I’m good really, I just….just need some rest .” He managed to say. His head was kinda hurting right now so he needed to relax for a couple of minutes. “Shame too, I won’t be able to watch your epic dump.” He laughed weakly. Delilah rolled her eyes, “Yeah real shame, I don’t think I would’ve let you anyway, after licking my pussy like that you perv.” Her voice clearly annoyed. Johnathan closed his eyes his eyes chuckling to himself, he still couldn’t believe he got away with that. “Yeah and your screams told me otherwise, now hurry and go poop I don’t want doodie on my carpet.” A high pitch like whine groaned from Delilah’s stomach as it churned and bubbled dangerously, he was right she better move it. “Loser.” she said waddling her way to the bathroom. “I’m your loser though.” He mumbled before falling to sleep. Amazed that her butt hadn’t spurt anything on her short walk to the bathroom, she approached the soon to be dirtied toilet that awaited her arrival. Lifting the lid up she slammed her butt on the seat making it creak a bit, spreading her legs she curled her toes as she felt the waste slowly emerge from her auns. pffffffffrtcraaaaaaackle-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT! BBBRRRRRRFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRFROoooooooooOOOoRRRRFFFRRRRRRRRAPTTTT!! A light brown smooth column of poop rapidly descended before sputtering into the toilet with a dull splat, smearing itself all over the white marble surface. Her ass followed up with a loud, blasting fart that lasted for nearly nine seconds tainting the sides with wet waste. Her bladder soon released an impressive stream of pee which gushed out right onto muddy heap, farts spewing out wetly as the streamed began to weaken. Delilah groaned after she felt the first wave of poop fall into the toilet, she felt more uncomfortable waste shift in her bowels making her sigh. Clutching her belly as a wave of pain grasped her bowels, knowing already what was coming as she grunted another mighty blast that roared from her rear end followed by a stream of stringy wet logs rained into the bowl. BBRRAAAAAAAPPPPPBRRAAAAAPTBRAPPPPTTTTT!! SHPLLOOORT!! BBBBLLLRRRRRRRRRRRT!! SPLORRROOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT-SPLARRT!! A piercing fart along with semi solid waste echoed into the toilet bowl, muddying the waters even more. "Must’ve been the alcohol thats fuckin me up. Phew! Stinks in here." She said waving a hand to her face, thankfully her stomach was starting to get a bit better, the occasional small toots helped too. “Let’s see what we got so far.” Peering into the toilet she saw a brown mucky mess and whistled. “Good thing all that didn’t end up on the floor, that would’ve sucked.” She leaned forward her hands on her knees wanting to get things over with quickly. FRRTTPPLLOOOOOOOOMPLOOOP SPPPPPLLLOOOOORTTTTSSSSHHHHHHHFFFFRRRRT– PPPPHHHHLLOOOAARRT!! Sloshy, gooey poop plunged viciously into the bowl, unfortunately tainting not only the insides of the toilet but her creamy buttcheeks with different shades of brown. Delilah groaned as she felt the droplets of the wet waste drip from her cheeks, her stomach churned and gurgled for a moment before firing off another round, releasing more soft and mushy poop that slowly descended into the bowl like wet clay. The burning sensation in her asshole still stung quite a bit making her huff in annoyance, it wasn’t gonna be a easy cleanup that’s for sure as she began to grab toilet paper. --------------------------------------------------- Johnathan felt someone climb onto his bed hearing the springs creak a bit, the weight then shifted to his waist making him grunt. The pain on his groin was still kinda there so it would be best if he weren’t touched down there. Opening one eye he saw Delilah grin right at him something didn’t feel right to him, “You clogged the toilet didn’t you?” Her grin widened at his question confirming his answer. He sighed “Did you find the baby wipes under the sink?” “Yeah I actually did. Such a gentlemen you are, planning all of this knowing a lady like me would need to bomb your bathroom and need something more comfortable than toilet paper to wipe my bottom with. I thank you for that.” She leaned down and kissed him. “So does that mean we can have sex?” He smiled ungenerously asked. She frowned. “Johnathan what did I say already?” He shrugged. “Meh don’t matter anyway that was better than sex so can’t complain.” He patted her stomach “You officially empty?” Delilah touched his hand that covered her stomach, “Probably but I doubt it.” ggurrrrggle….She immediately grunted feeling the small gas bubble in her stomach…... FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Two lengthy, gruesome farts fluttered out of the girls bottom, the scent spreading all over his lap making him inhale the musky air from her behind. “I’m surprised that you had that much left in you.” The smell filling his nostrils once more. Delilah shrugged. “It happens, so what are we gonna do now?” “Well I need to change real quick, I should shower but I’ll do it later. I should bring you home now, it is getting pretty late.” “Sure thanks.” After changing, Johnathan had to call to a cab to pick up both of them, he lended his car to a buddy of his so he didn’t have a vehicle for a while. The car ride was silent as the two cuddled together enjoying the night lights passing by them. Stepping out of the cab Johnathan paid the driver extra to wait awhile, he swore he heard him mutter ‘trying to get a quickie’ as he yanked the money out of his hand. Following Delilah to the apartment building he enjoyed watching her ass as she looked for her keys in her handbag before she finally found them. Entering the lobby, they entered the elevator she pressed the button for the fifth floor watching the elevators door shut slowly. She held his hand tightly feeling him return the gesture with a squeeze, both not wanting the part from another. They both walked out the elevator enjoying the silence from each other until…. “Gimme your panties!” He blurted out. “W-what?” There he goes again with his boldness. Was he always like this? “Come on give em’ to me, it will be something I’ll remember you by.” Delilah rolled her eyes, he was such a pervert. "Don't do anything crazy with my panties when I give em to you okay. There special" "Don’t worry about what I do with my spare time just give me what I want women.” “Thought you wanted sex?” She teased. “Well I wanted that too, but I’m respecting your wishes. Now stop wasting time girl.” He extended his hand towards her. Delilah stared at the hand still not believing his silly request. She suddenly bent down and put her hands under her skirt, seeing Johnathan stare with gleaming eyes. Her black panties slid down her legs, the piece of erotic fabric now on the floor, she picked it up, the item dangled from her fingers before tossing it to him. "You’re such a loser you know that? Not caring about her comments he quickly stuffed the sexy lingerie in his pocket, dirty thoughts filling his mind as he followed her down the hall. They arrived at the door hearing talking and laughter come from the inside, making Delilah frown. ‘There better be a good reason why anybody is up this late.’ The last time she checked it at John’s house it was around one in the morning. Boy were they gonna get it! Her sudden anger made her forget Johnathan was still with her. Opening the door she witnessed a site that made her laugh a little. Paul, Matt, Jeff, Zoey, and Xavier were all sitting at the dinner table playing with uno cards all seemed pretty miserable at this point. “I change the color to blue!” a young voice said. Four male voices groaned none too happy at the color change. “Zoey could you please stop changing the color to blue please?” Matt’s eyes widened “Wait the color is blue? YES UNO! HA! IN YOUR FACE! HELL YES IM FINALLY FREE OF THIS STUPID GAME! “You’re not gonna be free when I’m done with all of you.” Everybody at the table froze hearing the voice from the door. Turning slowly to face the door they confirmed their suspicion, but they all wondered who was the male behind her. “Mommy you’re back!” Zoey dropped her cards at the table running towards her mother and hugged her waist. “You should’ve been here mommy we played Uno ever since you left. The game was going on for hours because nobody was winning, we obviously had to stop because we needed to have bathroom breaks and snacks.” She eyed the man next to her mother curiosity filling her young mind once more. “Mommy who's this?” Delilah paled remembering that Johnathan was still with her this entire time. She was so blinded with rage that she forgot that he hadn’t left. There was seriously gonna be a lot of explaining to do “J-John you’re still here?” “Hi John my names Zoey!” She offered a hand towards the larger man. Johnathan stared at the young child with amazement before shaking the small hand. She looked just like Delilah….DID SHE JUST CALL HER MOMMY! “Ma who’s that bozo behind you?” Jeff asked none to pleased. Delilah sighed there was no way of getting out of this one. “Everyone this is Johnathan I hung out with him tonight. Johnathan this is my family.” This was so not gonna end well…. Johnathan frowned. The word family hit him pretty strong. So did that me- “Those two idiots over there are my sons Matthew and Jeffrey there the oldest, the small one next to them is Xavier hes my other son, and this cutie over here is Zoey who you just met, and you wanna know what they all have in common…THEY'RE ALL NOT IN BED! The kids quickly ran out of site rushing towards their respective bedrooms leaving the three adults by themselves. Well that squashed all of his suspicions, he suddenly shivered when his eyes caught the glare of the older man in the room. The man didn’t look to happy to see him and that creeped him out. Who was he to Delilah? Wait was h- “The guy trying to scare you is my eldest brother Pauly, don’t mind him hes really sweet.” Thank god I thought he was the husband “Oh um Sup Pauly.” “Don’t fuckin call me Pauly…..” Yeah fuck this shit, this guy is gonna kill me! “Well I gotta get going Dee don’t wanna leave the cab waiting.” He kissed her on the cheek and smiled. “I had a great time tonight we should get together again sometime. I left my number in your bag so call me whenever you have the chance.” He quickly headed to the elevator ignoring Delilah’s pleas “John wait!” "Love you Dee I’ll see you around!” He hopped into the elevator and jamming the last button for the lobby. Delilah smiled at his words, she just wished she could say the same words to him. She frowned and headed back into her home pouting at her older brother who stared at her. “Pauly why did you chase him off he’s not a bad guy I swear!" Paul glared at her. “Why the fuck aren’t you wearing panties.” Shit |
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