By: n0idedalex
Noid Entertainment has a YouTube channel. It’s primarily used to upload trailers for their films and shows exclusive to their website. However, it will occasionally upload a YouTube exclusive fart video. These videos are shorter, largely unscripted, have next to no budget, and feature only one or two actresses. They’re mostly a way to promote the website's more premium content. Every so often, one of these videos will get really popular and get reposted in non-fetish circles on sites like TikTok, Instagram and Reddit. The channel's current top 5 most viewed videos are “Alexis’s Longest Fart Ever! (2 MINUTES!)”, “POV: You’re Spotting Kasey”, “Minnie Drinks One (1) Glass of Milk”, “Which Fast Food Gives Alexis the Most Gas?”, and “Minnie’s Putrid Piano Practice”.
The most recent upload on the channel is titled “How to Perform a Fart Nuke™” and features Alexis and Minnie. The following is a description of said video.
The video is filmed in what appears to be a small set at N.E. Studios. Consisting of a single small bed in a white room. Alexis is sitting on said bed while wearing her signature red suit.
Alexis: You know what sucks? Bloating. I mean, unless you’re into that. Well, I’m not! Personally, I hate it when there’s trapped air in my belly that won’t go away. Thankfully, there’s a solution for that.
Alexis stands up from the bed.
Alexis: The Fart Nuke™. A technique that was actually developed by my mom. She used to use it on me and my brother when we were kids. Since then, I’ve done it on some of my friends. And now, I’m going to share it with all of you! So you can try it at home!
Text appears on the screen for a couple seconds that says “WARNING: Do NOT attempt the Fart Nuke™ at home.”
Alexis: Now, to perform a fart nuke, you need someone with a lot of pent-up gas in their system. Minnie! Come on down…
Minnie walks into the room weaning her casual clothes, including a tight pair of jeans.
Minnie: This isn’t the first time she’s done this to me…
Alexis: And it won’t be the last! Now Min-min, how’s your stomach feeling right now?
Minnie: Fine. I haven’t had any dairy today, so I’m feeling pretty good.
Alexis: Great!
Alexis pulls out a small yogurt cup out from behind her.
Alexis: Get eating.
Minnie: …
Minnie sighs as she grabs the cup. Right after she does so, a title card appears on screen that says “15 minutes later”. The video then cuts to Minnie lying on the bed while clutching her stomach. Alexis is standing right next to her.
Minnie: Ugh… why did I agree to this…
BBPlbplbplbplbBPLBPLBBlbplbplblplrptlptpttt!
Minnie lets out a four second long bubbly wet fart while cringing at the camera. She lets out a soft moan afterwards.
Minnie: God… Fuck… My stomach…
Alexis: Well, sounds like someone is in quite the pickle. How long do you think this gas attack will last you?
Minnie: Ugh, probably another 30 minutes or so…
Alexis: Gee, 30 minutes? That’s quite the while. But what if you can’t wait that long? What if you have a hot date showing up in 5? That’s where the Fart Nuke™ comes in!
Alexis walks to behind the bed and faces the camera.
Alexis: Step one! Locate the subject and ask if you can perform a fart nuke on them. Ahem. Minnie? May I please-
Minnie: Yes! You may…
BPBLbplbplblprltprttt!
A shorter two second long fart escapes Minnie, just as bubbly and wet as the last.
Minnie: Ugh…
Alexis: Well that was easy. Step two! Grab the subject’s ankles with one hand and lift their legs up to a 90° angle.
Alexis does exactly that to Minnie.
Alexis: Step three. With your free hand, start rubbing the subject’s belly in a clockwise motion.
Alexis starts to rub Minnie’s belly. After a few seconds, it starts to rumble loudly.
Minnie: Oof… it’s starting…
Alexis: Step four. This is the important part. As you rub their belly, the subject must hold in their gas for as long as they can. Usually at least a few minutes, maybe longer. Depending on how gassy your subject is. Make sure to tell them to inform you when they're about to blow…
Minnie continues to moan and groan as Alexis keeps rubbing her stomach. Eventually, the screen crossfades with text that says “5 Minutes Later” at the bottom of the screen.
Minnie: I… I can’t hold on much longer…
Alexis: Good! That means that it’s time for step five! Stop rubbing and gently place your hand just below the subject's belly button. Then, on the count of three, press down on the subject’s stomach. At the same time, the subject should push out all the gas in their system. Neither of you should stop until the subject stops farting. Ready Minnie?
Minnie: Yes… hurry…
Alexis: Ok… 1… 2… 3!
Alexis presses down onto Minnie’s stomach and Minnie forcefully grunts. Half a second later…
BBBPBPBBBBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLPLPPLERTPEPRTPRTPplrptlrptlprltprltptlrPLRTPLTrptlprtlPRPTLRPTLPTL…
Minnie’s ass detonates. The fart she lets out starts off extremely loud and is constantly bubbling wet throughout its runtime. It starts to fluctuate in volume after the five second mark. Minnie’s face is visibly scrunched together due to her pushing.
…PTLTPLtpltplplpllplplplplbtbbpbtplpbltplplrplprrprrprrrrrrrtrtrtrrrPRTprrrrrrrPrltrrrrrRLPLTplrtplRPLtrrtprLRPTRLTRP…
By the ten second mark, Minnie’s fart lowers in volume substantially, though its wetness doesn't change. A little after the fifteen second mark, brief bursts of loudness pop in. They get more and more frequent until the twenty second mark. Minnie’s face starts to turn red at this point.
…PRLTPRLTPRTRPLTRTLLRT-SKELCH!-PRLTPTLSP-SQUELCH!-TLRPTLSPRTLSP-SPELCH!-PBLPBBPBPPBPTPRRTRTTTTT!!!
By the twenty second mark, Minnie’s fart fully regains the loudness it came in with. However, every couple seconds, much wetter than usual sounding splatting sounds can be heard as the fart progresses. Finally, at around the thirty-three second mark, Minnie’s fart finally ends. She lets out an extremely loud moan afterwards, followed by some long, drawn-out groans. Without the context of the apocalyptic ass blast she unleashed beforehand, it sounds like Minnie just had an orgasm.
Minnie: Oh… my… fucking… god…
Minnie has to speak around her very deep breaths.
Minnie: That… never gets any easier…
Alexis drops Minnie’s legs and takes a step back from the bed.
Alexis: That, ladies and gentleman… is the Fart Nuke™. A few things; one, the average Fart Nuke™ is usually at least 30 seconds long, but can be much longer or shorter, depending on how much gas is in the subject in the first place. Two, this WILL stink. You are unleashing a couple dozen farts at once here. Be sure to only perform a Fart Nuke™ in a well-ventilated area, or near items you won’t mind smelling like ass for the rest of time. And three, There’s about a 50/50 chance that the subject will shart themselves while in the middle of a Fart Nuke™. So… I’d go check those panties if I were you, Min-Min…
Minnie: In… In a few minutes…
Alexis: Heh-heh, of course. Well, that’s all for this video. See you all next time…
Alexis smiles and waves at the video before it fades out.